Black Book

Chapter 216 Foster Father
"This transformation process, even in a fantasy realm with loose rules, would require hundreds or even thousands of years of hard training. In reality, it is even more difficult than ascending to heaven!"

"But this dead rat only took one night..."

Looking at the silly and cute thing in his hand, Ye Wanning's brows knitted together, and he was puzzled.

"Xu Xu is not a washer!"

However, Diao Chan, whose intelligence had greatly increased, understood the key words. While struggling like a dissatisfied cricket pupa, he hummed at Ye Wanning.

"Okay, okay, you are a live rat."

Ye Wanning comforted it perfunctorily, looked it up and down, and asked tentatively.

"Then can you perform a transformation? That is, change into a human form."

"grumble!"

Diao Chan struggled out of Ye Wanning's hands, jumped to the ground and proudly puffed out his chest.

"Xu Xu, change!"

A light fluorescence suddenly appeared, and the tiny body expanded and squirmed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in the blink of an eye it turned into a delicate and beautiful little loli.

Looking at this porcelain doll with her bare bottom and hands on her hips, Zhu Haomiao pinched his brows with a headache and looked at the two stunned people.

"Sister, can I trouble you for something?"

"what?"

It took Ye Wanning two seconds to react. She quickly took off her coat and put it on the smug little girl.

Then, she looked at Zhu Haomiao in a daze.

"what's up?"

"Please help her buy some children's clothes. I'm not very familiar with this area."

Hearing this, Ye Wanning came back to her senses, nodded vigorously, and her eyes showed excitement.

"No problem, I'll cover it!"

After saying that, she picked up the little girl and ran away, just like a child trafficker.

Seeing Ye Wanning disappear out the door in a flash, Zhu Haomiao looked at Li Cang beside him in confusion.

"What is she so excited about?"

Li Cang retracted his envious look and said calmly.

"Ye Zi has loved cute things since she was a child. Having a real doll for her to play dress-up games with is something she has always dreamed of."

"Huh? What's so funny about this?"

Zhu Haomiao couldn't understand it. The thought of buying all kinds of clothes, shoes and socks, and then having to change them and take the trouble to choose, made him feel overwhelmed.

Hearing this, Li Cang glanced at him dimly.

"You don't understand a girl's mind."

You understand?!
Wait, this scheming "male bestie" might actually understand...

Frowning slightly, Zhu Haomiao secretly complained in his heart and refocused his attention on cooking.

Finally, when he had prepared a large table full of delicious food, Ye Wanning pushed the door open carrying a lot of bags.

"We are back~"

Seeing her satisfied look and the large and small handbags hanging all over her body, Zhu Haomiao suddenly felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

Those packaging look expensive...

"Shuishui, shuishui~"

Diao Chan, wearing a snow-white dress and looking like a little princess, rushed over excitedly, hugged Zhu Haomiao's legs and rubbed them happily.

Feeling his pet's joy, Zhu Haomiao curled the corners of his mouth, laughed dryly and touched her head.

Then, he looked at Ye Wanning with a solemn gaze and asked sadly, "Senior Sister, how much did it cost?"

"Ah? Not much. Children's clothes are very cheap."

Ye Wanning waved her hand nonchalantly, which immediately made Zhu Haomiao breathe a sigh of relief.

That’s right, how expensive can a few pieces of children’s clothes be?
"Then I will transfer the money to you immediately."

"No need, just consider it as a gift I bought for Diao Chan."

Ye Wanning waved her hand generously, showing her heroic spirit.

"How can that be possible?" Although I, Zhu Haomiao, am poor, I have dignity!
How can you covet other people's petty gains? !
After a struggle, Ye Wanning couldn't resist anymore and said helplessly.

"Okay then, the total is more than 150,000, just give me 150,000."

boom!
It was like a thunderclap exploding in his brain. Zhu Haomiao's fingers, which were transferring the money, became completely stiff and he stared blankly at Ye Wanning.

"Seize the young master?"

"One hundred and fifty thousand."

"Soft sister currency?"

"Uh...what else?"

"........."

What the hell is this children's clothing that costs 150,000 RMB?

You might as well go grab it!!
An angry roar swirled in his throat. Zhu Haomiao thought about the balance in his bank card, and his stiff fingers couldn't click any button.

I don't even have 50,000 yuan in my card...

This backbone...I don't want it!
Sensing the boy's embarrassment, Ye Wanning reacted instantly, her peach blossom eyes slowly curved into crescents, and she raised a wicked smile.

"No money? As long as you call me godfather, I will give you any amount of money!"

"?!!"

Zhu Haomiao's body trembled and he stared at Ye Wanning in disbelief.

I treat you as my friend, but you actually want to be Dong Zhuo? No, you actually want to be my father?!

Although he and several roommates were father and son in his previous life, as long as he was willing to help bring meals, he could gain the honor of being a godfather.

But once they have received the benefits, the next second they will think: A real man lives in the world, how can he be depressed and inferior to others for a long time! You old thief! Die!
But if Zhu Haomiao took the money from Ye Wanning, he felt that he would be dominated by her for the rest of his life.

Oh wait, it seems that this is not unacceptable...

Taking a look at Ye Wanning's pretty face with a hint of a wicked smile, and her devilishly curvy figure, Zhu Haomiao's heart inexplicably moved.

I, Zhu Zhu, have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If you would not abandon me...

[Black Book]: "Indulge in [lust], [Tao Heart] -1"

grass! !

"Call me now! As long as you call me godfather, I promise that you will enjoy wealth and glory for the rest of your life, and I will also give you my Diao Chan..."

Ye Wanning held the confused little loli in front of the boy with a sly smile on her face.

Upon hearing this, Zhu Haomiao's face straightened and he said indignantly.

"What do you mean your Diao Chan? It's obviously my Diao Chan!"

"But my name is on the breeding certificate!"

"........."

Seeing that the conversation between the two psychopaths was becoming more and more nonsensical, Li Cang on the side couldn't stand it anymore and chopped Ye Wanning on the top of her head with his knife.

Boom~
"Ow!!"

"Don't go crazy, that's enough."

"Woo woo woo woo...I was just joking..."

Ye Wanning was beaten so hard that she squatted down with her head in her hands, tears welling up in her eyes and she pouted in grievance.

It can be seen that Li Cang really used his strength this time. The punished Ye Wanning was like a beaten puppy, holding her head and whimpering pitifully.

Ignoring Ye Wanning's pitiful appearance as she was about to cry, Li Cang sat down at the dining table and invited everyone to eat.

"Let's eat, the food is getting cold."

"Ah? Oh..."

Feeling both regretful and relieved, Zhu Haomiao calmed himself down and glanced at Ye Wanning who was climbing onto the chair reluctantly.

Godfather... Bah! Senior sister, I, Xiao Zhuzhu, am a man of steel. I will repay a favor and pay off a debt!
I'll keep note of this 15 yuan. When I become rich one day, I'll make you a great general to protect the country!
After sorting out his thoughts, Zhu Haomiao's inner shame and uneasiness suddenly disappeared, and he looked at the little Lolita who was clumsily climbing onto the chair beside him.

Ninety-nine Eighty-one Difficulties

The first difficulty: working overtime tonight
The second difficulty: there are still 4000 words left to write

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(End of this chapter)