Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

"Gone?"

"I never thought that the demon king Sun Wukong would be sent into reincarnation by Bodhisattva Guanyin! And this Tang Monk... he really talks too much. I'm getting a headache just listening to him."

After everything was over, Fairy Qingxia said so.

I didn't expect to encounter such a big secret. If it were to get out, I'm afraid the three realms would be shocked.

"He does talk a lot. He's a chatterbox."

Zhizunbao covered his face, probably understanding why Sun Wukong wanted to kill Tang Monk. Who could stand having such a chatty and annoying "fly" next to his ear all day long!

"Now that Sun Wukong is gone, how can the journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures continue?" Qingxia said to herself.

"No, Qingxia, you are not going to obtain the scriptures, why are you worrying about this?" said Zhizunbao.

Qingxia shook her head, looking thoughtful, and said:
"You also know that I am the wick in the oil lamp under the Buddha's seat. I listen to the Buddha's teachings day and night, and I also know about the Buddhist plan to travel to the West. I don't understand why the Buddhists suddenly want to take action against Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong's position in the journey to the West is irreplaceable."

From the fight just now, we can see that Guanyin treats Sun Wukong to death whenever she can, without showing any mercy. This is very different from the image of the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva!

"Then only God knows." Zhizunbao said nothing. Although he had read the script, it did not explain what the Buddhist sect was planning.

Judging from the entire theme, this is a chess game to tame Sun Wukong.

Judging from the results, it was successful.

But there is one thing that Zhizunbao cannot accept: the ending of A Chinese Odyssey is very likely a dream of Sun Wukong.

If this is the case, then I am actually a being in Sun Wukong's dream, and am illusory.

Zhizunbao didn't dare to imagine what he would do if Sun Wukong realized his dream one day.

Or it disappeared like a dream bubble, ceased to exist, and was wiped out.

There are too many places in this world where logic is different. It is not a normal world at all.

Zhizunbao could feel it, but he just didn't want to believe it.

"Ouch!"

A cry of pain sounded out of nowhere. At some point, Tang Seng, who had disappeared, appeared again behind Qingxia and Zhizunbao, and fell to the ground, face down and buttocks up.

“???” Supreme Treasure, Fairy Qingxia.

"Tang Sanzang, why do you appear again?" Fairy Qingxia asked in shock.

Zhizunbao discovered that in addition to Tang Sanzang, there was also a Moonlight Box next to him. He subconsciously touched his arms and found that his Moonlight Box had disappeared.

Tang Seng pulled his head out of the sand, his eyes were full of stars and he felt dizzy. But when he saw Qingxia and Zhizunbao in front of him, his eyes suddenly brightened.

"Kong Kong, it's great that you are not dead! I knew that Sister Guanyin has a kind heart." Tang Sanzang said excitedly, stroking Zhizunbao's face with his hand, his eyes full of tenderness.

"He's still so handsome. His eyes, mouth and nose are so sharp and angular, and he looks so handsome!!"

The supreme gem melted, and it felt that Tang Seng gave people an illusion of being sticky, so it immediately pushed his hand away, feeling cold all over.

Tang Sanzang glanced at him and said aggrievedly:
"Kongkong, what's wrong with you? Why are you rejecting the loving touch of your master?"

"Get out, you gay bastard." Zhizunbao cursed, feeling a murderous aura for some reason. He finally understood why Sun Wukong wanted to kill Tang Seng. No one could tolerate this.

"Ami tofu! Kongkong, as a monk, you cannot speak dirty words." Tang Sanzang said, suddenly serious.

"go to hell."

Zhizunbao slapped Tang Seng so hard that he got two panda eyes.

"Wow, wow, wow." Tang Sanzang cried.

Fairy Qingxia saw all this and reacted in surprise:
"Supreme Treasure, Tang Sanzang said you are Sun Wukong? You are Sun Wukong?"

"I'm not." said Zhizunbao.

"Kong Kong, stop making trouble, it's you." Tang Sanzang said.

"I'm not." Zhizunbao said loudly.

Fairy Qingxia was very smart and said:
"No, Sun Wukong was clearly sent into the reincarnation just now. Zhizunbao cannot be Sun Wukong. Why did Tang Seng say that?"

"You are Kong Kong, but the time has not come yet." Tang Sanzang said, as if he knew the origin of Zhizunbao.

Seeing this, Zhizunbao explained:
"Actually, I came from five hundred years later!"

"Five hundred years later? How is that possible?" Fairy Qingxia said in disbelief.

"It's still okay. There are gods and Buddhas everywhere, and their magical powers are amazing. Among them, the Moonlight Box is the power to travel through time and space. That's it."

Zhizunbao pointed to the Moonlight Box on the ground next to Tang Seng.

"Incredible, if I have this thing, I don't have to worry about being caught by gods or Buddhas." Fairy Qingxia was moved.

"Haha, this thing is the magic weapon of Bodhisattva Guanyin? Do you think you can escape?" said Zhizunbao.

He even suspected that the Moonlight Box was deliberately thrown out by Guanyin Bodhisattva to cause trouble, and that traveling through time and space itself was a paradox with too many loopholes.

"Fairy, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, it is better to turn back. I don't know what mistake you have made, but running away will not solve the problem." Tang Sanzang advised.

"In this empty situation, I suddenly want to sing a song!
This song is called, only you~"

Tang Sanzang cleared his throat and prepared to sing loudly.

Zhizunbao was quick-witted and stepped forward to grab Tang Seng's throat, saying unhappily:
"You bald ass, oh what a fool you are! Do you know that your singing is terrible and can kill people, okay?"

Tang Sanzang coughed a few times and said loudly:
"Kong Kong, you are such a traitor. You are swearing again. It really makes me sad.

No, sit down. I will talk to you about the truth and purify your anxious mind."

Zhizunbao had enough, so he said:
"Qingxia, there is actually another way. You can try to eat Tang Monk's meat. As the saying goes, eating a bite of Tang Monk's meat can make you immortal and increase your magical powers. Eat more to improve your skills. This way, even if you are chased by gods and Buddhas, you will not be powerless to fight back."

After Fairy Qingxia heard this, her eyes lit up and she said:
"Yes, this is a good idea. According to rumors, Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and he has the skills of Jin Chanzi. If I have these skills, who would I be afraid of?"

She has been in Lingshan all the time, and she knows the extraordinary nature of Tang Monk's meat, which can be said to be a real tonic.

Tang Seng was no longer calm and said:
"Kong Kong, are you serious? You actually let an outsider eat your master. You have changed. Do you no longer love your master? We agreed to be together through thick and thin. Why did you change your mind?"

"Fuck you, don't talk nonsense. Also, I'm not Sun Wukong." Zhizunbao retorted?

Qingxia drew out her purple sword and sharpened it to look at Tang Seng.

Tang Sanzang took a step back and said weakly:
"Fairy, don't make the mistake, it's not too late to turn back, you still have a chance.

If you really want to eat it, I just happened to be suffering from internal heat recently. You can cut a piece of hemorrhoids, although the flesh is smaller, but the effect should be similar. "

"..." Qingxia was silent, her face turned dark. This Tang Sanzang was really infuriating.

"Bald donkey, you talk too much. This fairy must peel off your skin, tear apart your bones, cut off your flesh and blood piece by piece and stew it for 9981 days, and then sprinkle it with cumin, star anise, and tangerine peel to make it tasty..."

Tang Seng's face turned pale, and suddenly he had an idea and pointed to the night sky and said loudly:
"Look, flying saucer!"

Zhizunbao, Qingxia subconsciously turned her head to look.

Tang Seng immediately picked up the Moonlight Box, opened it, and said to the moonlight:
"Prajnaparamita, a great reversal of time and space..."

"Kong Kong, the world is so big, I want to go and see it."

"Goodbye!"

Accompanied by a loud thunder, Tang Seng disappeared with the Moonlight Box, leaving only the stunned Supreme Treasure and Fairy Qingxia.

"Damn, I've been fooled." said Zhizunbao.

"The bald monks in Buddhism are more sinister than each other." Qingxia said unhappily.

"Yes, it's too dark." Zhizunbao nodded in agreement. "Let's go." Qingxia walked away on her own.

Zhizunbao followed him without saying anything. He just felt that the secret from five hundred years ago was becoming more and more confusing. What was the final truth? Was it a test from the gods or a dream?

……

In the super god world, in the time and space where the group leader Xu Yi is located, there was the angel civilization about 20,000 years ago.

The time in the past was very leisurely. Xu Yi started living a retirement life in advance. He basked in the sun in the City of Angels every day and looked at the youthful and energetic female angels. All his thoughts were empty.

As for Yan, he has been with the angel Yutong during this period, which can be regarded as making up for the missing childhood and the missing maternal love.

Regarding Yan's identity, Keisha, Hexi and others only knew that he came from the future, but they had no idea about his relationship with Yutong.

In the current timeline, the physical war between the Kamigawa body and the Triangle body has just ended.

The triangle was attacked by Yan and Xu Yi from the future and suffered heavy losses. It no longer dared to show up.

This was a rare period of peace. With the establishment of the Super Seminary of Angel Civilization, many scholars joined in to study genetic technology.

Among them were scholars such as Carl, He Xi, and Liang Bing from the Shenhe civilization, as well as scholars from several nearby civilizations.

The Fiery Sun Civilization established diplomatic relations with the Angel Civilization in order to obtain more complete genetic technology and a powerful super warrior system from them.

However, it is impossible for the angel to hand over the complete super soldier system to Lieyang. At most, he can teach some cutting-edge technologies, and leave the rest to Lieyang to figure out on his own.

On the one hand, it is naturally to ensure the absolute dominance of the angel civilization, and on the other hand, it is a question of genetic compatibility. The genes suitable for angels may not be suitable for the people of the Lieyang Star, so the Lieyang civilization is destined to develop its own super gene warriors, rather than just using the angel civilization's genes in a different skin.

"Group leader, when are we going to conquer the sea of ​​stars? You are such a lazy person."

On the soft grass, Xu Yi slept on the carpet, squinting his eyes and looking at the blue sky. The girls in the group couldn't help but speak out, looking angry, as if they couldn't bear to see the group leader being so comfortable.

If this happened to other hosts, the girls felt that they would definitely have to beat the hosts hard, forcing them to do tasks day and night without any rest.

"Conquer the hell, isn't it uncomfortable to rest like this? Don't put so much pressure on yourself." Xu Yi said.

The girls' bodies stopped in mid-air, gesticulating and saying:
"If you don't make progress in your practice, you will regress. As the leader of a group, all the members under your command are people of luck in the heavens and myriad worlds. If you don't have a sense of crisis, you will be surpassed. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"

"So what? I hope the group members become more and more powerful, so that I can just sit back and watch the show." Xu Yi said calmly and confidently.

He really doesn't care about the group members becoming stronger, nor does he worry about any unexpected problems.

"Oh!" The girls in the group were at a loss. They knew they couldn't persuade the group leader, and it would take more than a day or two anyway.

"In that case, group leader, this group girl invites new members!"

"what ever!"

"Start inviting new people, inviting!"

"Found a new person who meets the requirements, invitation successful!"

"Ding, Kaguya Otsutsuki has joined the chat group!"

"Ding, Shi Leng Li Jing joins the chat group!"

"Ding, the old master has joined the chat group!"

"Ding, Dafeng No. 1 joins the chat group!"

Xu Yi took a look at the newcomers. If nothing unexpected happened, there were still four people, and some of the group members’ worlds already existed in the chat group?

"Qun Niang, are the old Taoist priest and Feng Baobao in the same timeline?" Xu Yi asked curiously.

Although he could investigate on his own, he felt that it was possible to let the group of women do the work.

"Yes, group leader? Come to think of it, group leader, don't you have the authority to check?" the group girl complained.

"I'm lazy." Xu Yi said.

The girl in the group was speechless. Well, she really had no way to refute this answer. The group leader was worthy of being the group leader. He was invincible.

Xu Yi looked at the group members again. Kaguya Otsutsuki, the founding figure of the Naruto world, the mother of the Six Paths Sage, and the great-grandmother of Uchiha Madara. Without Kaguya Otsutsuki, the Naruto world would not have developed a ninja system, and chakra would not exist.

In fact, chakra is a kind of energy. Even without chakra, extraordinary life can still exist?

After all, in addition to the chakra system, the Naruto world also has a fairy technique training system, but the training conditions are very strict. There are only a few people in the entire Naruto who can master the fairy technique. This does not conform to the growth and development system of a world view.

Shi Leng Li Jing, the father of Nezha in the comedy comics, has the skill of 100% catching a blade with bare hands, and in a sense it can be considered a conceptual skill, very powerful!

Dafeng No. 1? Xu Yi investigated the origins of this newcomer and found out that she was from the world of night watchmen and was also the eldest princess of Dafeng.

In the original novel, she is a talented woman who is both civil and military, and has a heart for the world.

Moreover, she was extremely intelligent and had a strong character. She was shrewd, able to plan and make every move carefully, and eventually became an empress.

Chat group.

Ye Hei: "Hey, there's a newcomer. Welcome, welcome."

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Welcome, welcome, hehe."

Iron Man: "Welcome newcomer!"

Feng Baobao: "Welcome! Welcome."

Gentleman Sword: "Welcome newcomers. Yue is considered an old man now. Time flies."

Old Heavenly Master: "Hello everyone, I am Zhang Zhiwei, nice to meet you fellow Taoists."

At this moment, on Longhu Mountain, Tianshi Zhang Zhiwei was wearing a pair of sneakers, black sunglasses, and cutting fruit with a tablet in his hand.

Although he was over a hundred years old, he kept up with the times and understood the existence of the chat group in just a few minutes.

To use the words of online articles, that is the system coming.

Although the old Taoist priest practices Taoism, he has also read a lot of online novels. He knows that the system's golden fingers exist, but he didn't expect to encounter one at his old age. This is what is called late bloomer.

Bad Leader: "Zhang Zhiwei, does that sound familiar?"

Ye Hei: "The one from Longhu Mountain!"

Feng Baobao: "Yes, I buried a Zhang Zhiwei during my previous mission?"

Old Taoist Priest: "??? How do you know that I was buried?"

Zhang Zhiwei was shocked. Some time ago, a strange girl came to the back mountain of Longhu Mountain and they had a fight.

The girl's strength was not very strong, but somehow she suddenly burst out with incredible power. Even though she had been invincible all her life, she was suppressed on the spot!
That one was very frustrating!

However, later on, there was no news from the alien world that the old master was beaten, so Zhang Zhiwei breathed a sigh of relief.

At this age, nothing else matters but face.

Of course, sometimes you can be shameless.

Feng Baobao: "Because I was the one who buried it, old man!"

After saying that, Feng Baobao uploaded a selfie with Zhang Zhiwei.

Zhang Zhiwei opened the group file and his squinting eyes suddenly opened and his face turned dark.

Group member: “Hey hey hey!”

……

(End of this chapter)