Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chapter 318: Affair, the Group Leader's Opportunity
Chat group?
Ye Hei: "? When did it happen? Master Yunxiao became a saint. I remember Fairy Yunxiao was a Daluo Jinxian, wasn't she?"

Sun Wukong: "How can I deceive you?"

Qian Renxue: "Did I miss something important?"

Bad Commander: "Congratulations, Saint Yunxiao!"

Snow Moon Sword Immortal: "Congratulations, Saint Yunxiao!"

Iron Man: "Congratulations, congratulations. I hope to be blessed by Yunxiao."

Han Li: "Congratulations, Saint Yunxiao!"

Dahuang suckling baby: "Wow, that's amazing!"

Ye Hei: "More than amazing!"

Fairy Yunxiao: "It's all thanks to the group leader. If it weren't for the group leader's help, I wouldn't have been able to break through so easily."

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Hey, group leader. Do you think I have a chance?"

Ye Hei: "Yes, group leader."

Xu Yi: "It all depends on luck. Besides, Ye Hei, why are you so anxious? Anyway, you will be transcendent in the future, so what difference does it make whether you cheat or not?"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Pill: "No problem!"

Snow Moon Sword Immortal: "Ditto."

Ye Hei: "Group leader, if a person has no dreams, what is the difference between him and a salted fish? Although the future is already a foregone conclusion, I also want to surpass the future."

Luo Feng: "Brother Ye has great ambitions."

Tushan Second Chief: "Six!"

Feng Baobao: "Six!"

Little Huang Rong: "So inspiring!"

Xiao Long Nu: "Great!"

Ye Hei: "Hehe, it's a must. We cultivators must have the courage to surpass our yesterday selves."

Xu Yi: "Okay, as the group leader, I definitely hope that the group members will become more and more powerful, but whether you can get good luck depends on you."

Ye Hei: "Really? But what does it mean to be able to obtain good fortune?"

Xu Yi: "It's possible that you won't be able to understand it. It all depends on your luck."

Sun Wukong: "I can testify to this. Fairy Yunxiao realized the same skill and opportunity, but I didn't feel the opportunity and didn't break through."

Yang Jian: "Dish!"

Sun Wukong: "..., how disrespectful, Yang Jian. I am also your master, why are you trying to undermine me like this?"

Devil Boy Nezha: "Hahaha!"

White Snake Xiaobai: "Haha."

Yang Jian: "It's just a joke, Master Wukong."

Ye Hei: "I am confident in my talent. Besides, even if I can't comprehend it, it doesn't matter. If I get it, I'm lucky, if I lose it, it's my fate, that's all."

Bad Leader: "That's a good idea."

Sword God Li Chungang: "Yes, if it is destined to happen, it will happen. If it is not destined to happen, don't force it. Sometimes being too persistent will not make up for the loss. A stable state of mind is very important for cultivation."

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Pill: "Group leader, you have already agreed to Ye Hei, so can I?"

Qian Renxue: "Yes, although I have become an immortal, I also want to go one step further."

Morax: "Group leader, what do you think?"

Buliangshuai: "Hey, group leader? Take a look?"

Sword God Li Chungang: "Ahem."

Xu Yi: "..., take your time."

Ye Hei: "Yes, the group leader is right. How could they all come together at once?"

Sun Wukong: "Hehe, that's it."

Luo Feng: "Ahem, my patience is very strong. I can wait!"

Han Li: "Same to Han."

Xu Yi: "Yes, sure."

The First Golden Pill in Jiuzhou: "No, this sword immortal came here first, so I must be the first one to go."

Qian Renxue: "Why?"

Tushan Second Master: "Yes, why?"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Haha, just because my breasts are bigger than yours! What, do you accept it or not?"

Ye Hei: "..."

Bad Commander: "!!"

Iron Man: "?!"

Thanos: "???"

Emperor Xin of the Shang Dynasty: "?"

Tushan's second in command: "Fuck, this is so shameless!"

Qian Renxue: "It's really shameless!"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Tsk, I'm just speaking the truth."

Xu Yi: "So confident and righteous, six!"

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Pill: "Ahem, group leader, you are right."

Ye Hei: "Tsk tsk tsk!"

……

At the same time, in the Westward Journey dimension, the Axe Gang.

The atmosphere in the shabby-looking house was a bit awkward.

Zhizunbao stared at the woman beside him, his eyes filled with regret and anger.

Chun Shisan Niang actually used the soul-transferring technique to take away his virginity. He liked Bai Jingjing, but now she was sleeping in Shisan Niang's bed.

Especially since Shisan Niang is Bai Jingjing's senior sister, how will they deal with this relationship in the future?

"Supreme Treasure, what's with that expression on your face? You're taking advantage of me and still acting like a spoiled brat."

Chun Shisan Niang was half leaning on the bed, revealing her snow-white shoulders and half of her chest. At this moment, she looked charming and seductive.

"Shisan Niang, you know that a forced melon is not sweet. Even if you get me, you can't get my heart. There is only Jingjing in my heart."

As Zhizunbao spoke, he stood up and put on his clothes. At the same time, he silently activated his magic power, fearing that he would be controlled by Shisanniang's soul transfer technique again.

But how could Chun Shisan Niang let Zhizunbao leave like this? Instead, she held Zhizunbao tightly.

“…”Supreme Treasure.

"Supreme Treasure!"

At this time, Bai Jingjing's voice came from outside the house.

"!!"

Zhizunbao looked at Chun Shisanniang in disbelief. If Bai Jingjing came in and saw this scene, she would be so angry that she would chop people.

"Shisan Niang, let go quickly." Zhizunbao struggled and twisted his body, ready to leave the scene.

Chun Shisan Niang had a playful smile on her face, and it was obvious that she was determined to have an affair and have the truth exposed.

bang...

The door was pushed open and Bai Jingjing walked in. Zhizunbao just jumped off the bed, his clothes were loose and he stood in front of the bed, leaning his whole body, and said excitedly:
"Good morning, Jingjing!"

Bai Jingjing showed a suspicious look on her face and subconsciously looked towards the bed. Following her gaze, Zhizunbao's body slowly moved, just blocking her view.

"Supreme Treasure, what are you blocking? Who is that wild woman on the bed?" Bai Jingjing shouted.

"Ahem, Jingjing. I want to explain, this is a misunderstanding?" said Zhizunbao.

"What are you explaining, Supreme Treasure?"

"Jingjing, it's me."

Chun Shisan Niang appeared from behind Zhizunbao, wearing a peony underwear. She picked up a black gauze skirt and put it over her slender body.

"Senior sister, you!"

Bai Jingjing stood there in a daze, as if struck by lightning. It was as if she had been struck by five thunderbolts, the sky was falling, and the earth was collapsing, and the whole world was dark.

The man I like and my senior sister are alone in a room together, and judging from the current situation, something must have happened?
"Jingjing, that's right. It's just as you thought. Now Zhizunbao is my man." Chun Shisan Niang said.

“…” Zhizunbao covered his face, not knowing how to explain.

I can't ask the group members about this, and if I ask them, there are only two results: one is being laughed to death, and the other is being criticized.

"Bitch, you deserve to die!" Bai Jingjing said murderously.

"Bai Jingjing, you called me a bitch, you little bitch, I really don't know who is older and who is younger."

Chun Shisanniang was also full of evil spirits, and she didn't feel that she owed Bai Jingjing anything. They were originally monsters, and they didn't have the morality of humans at all. They played whenever they wanted, and there was no psychological burden.

"Jingjing, Shisanniang, stop arguing. We are all sisters and we are all family." Zhizunbao comforted.

"Shut up, you cheap man." Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang said in unison.

“…”Supreme Treasure.

"Senior sister, if you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust. You dare to touch my man."

After Bai Jingjing finished speaking, a bone whip made entirely of bones suddenly appeared in her hand.

This bone whip was personally refined by their master, the Immortal Pansi. It is a rare and top-grade magic weapon that is powerful and indestructible.

call out!
Bai Jingjing swung the bone whip, and the bone whip flew out of the air like a python coming out of a cave, bringing with it a chilling and cold wind.

Wherever it passed, it destroyed everything in its path, and even beds and chairs shattered in an instant?

Chun Shisan Niang dodged easily, then moved her whole body towards Bai Jingjing at a very fast speed. She kept slapping out with her palms, and the wind from her palms was like endless waves, with claw shadows densely filling the air.

Bai Jingjing is young and her cultivation is weaker than Chun Shisan Niang. Although she has the advantage of magic weapons, she still cannot stop her senior sister.

Zhizunbao wanted to cry but had no tears. He squatted quietly in the corner and started a live broadcast.

It is better for a group of people to eat melons than for one person to do it alone. As for being socially dead and criticized, it doesn’t matter.

Now there is only one solution that can solve the problem.

"Ding, group member Zhizunbao has activated the live broadcast function of the chat group."

Ding, Ye Hei joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Iron Man joins the live broadcast room!

Ding, Kyushu’s No. 1 Golden Elixir joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Tushan’s second in command joins the live broadcast room!

Ding, Morax joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Feng Baobao joins the live broadcast room!

Chat group.

Qian Renxue: "As soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I saw Zhizunbao being beaten? No, not this time?"

Ye Hei: "Eating melons? So what happened? Why did Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisanniang fight?"

Tushan Second Chief: "It looks like something big has happened."

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Pill: "Based on this sword immortal's many years of experience in investigation and the live broadcast scene at this moment, I'm afraid that Zhizunbao has been exposed, right?"

Sun Wukong: "The truth is revealed? Now it's interesting?"

Xu Yi: "Eat melon!"

Zhizunbao: "Oh, don't mention it. Shisanniang used the soul transfer technique when I wasn't paying attention, and then I slept with her once. The next day, she refused to leave, and I was met by Jingjing. Now the two of them are fighting, what should I do? Big brothers, give me some advice."

Ye Hei: "What's so difficult about this? One, three, five, Chun Shisan Niang, two, four, six, Bai Jingjing, the last day to rest, how nice."

Bad Leader: "Friend Ye, your idea is really very good."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Great!"

Qian Renxue: “Haha!”

Zhizunbao: "Ahem, I would like to, but it's impossible."

Sun Wukong: "So you really are with the spider spirit?"

Zhizunbao: "Great Sage, every generation has its own Journey to the West. Don't mind it."

Sun Wukong: "Get lost, this is none of my business."

Ye Hei: "Hahaha, every generation has its own Journey to the West. Awesome!"

Zhizunbao: "Stop laughing, everyone, give me some ideas. How can we solve this problem?"

Xu Yi: "It has already happened, so you can only take the beating and make amends. After all, you don't want this to happen."

Zhizunbao: "Yes, group leader, you still understand me. But now they keep fighting, and I can't persuade them."

Ye Hei: "You can try the self-torture tactic."

Zhizunbao: "The self-torture tactic? Can you explain it in detail?"

Ye Hei: "This is so, this is so."

Zhizunbao: "It's still possible!! But it's a bit time-consuming."

Ye Hei: "Otherwise there is no other way."

Sun Wukong: "By the way, in the original novel, Bajie reincarnated and had a chill with Shisanniang, and then gave birth to Tang Sanzang. Now he has become Zhizunbao, so will the child be Tang Sanzang?"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "That's a problem."

Zhizunbao: "Uh... Actually, I shuddered not just once, but seven times."

Sun Wukong: "?? Seven?"

Ye Hei: "Septuplets?"

Xu Yi: "Is it possible that it's Calabash Brothers?"

Feng Baobao: "The seven gourd brothers!"

Ye Hei: "Outrageous! This is totally irrelevant!"

Zhizunbao: "What Calabash Brothers?"

Zhizunbao was completely confused, as this involved a blind spot in his knowledge.

Xu Yi: "Ye Hei, can you give me some general knowledge?"

Ye Hei: "No problem, group leader."

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, on the mountain there was a thatched cottage, on the mountain there was a gourd vine, on the vine there grew seven gourds of different colors.

At the same time, there is an old man who has been taking care of the magic gourds. The gourds are psychic and regard the old man as their grandfather.

However, a few hundred miles away there is a snake demon queen who wants to collect the magic gourds to refine the Seven Heart Pill.

However, the snake demon was tempted by the old man's beauty and captured the old man before the magic gourd was mature.

Then, as time went by, the magic gourds matured one after another and set out on the journey to save Grandpa..."

After listening to this, the group members fell silent. They felt something was wrong, but they couldn't put their finger on it.

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Pill: "Ye Fan, are you a serious gourd boy? Why is the snake demon seduced by the old man's beauty? Is the old man beautiful?"

Qian Renxue: "Yes, there is something wrong with the logic."

Xu Yi: “Uh…”

Ye Hei: "Of course, I have eight-pack abs. But it's a bit unorthodox. When I left Earth, it was the era of all kinds of exaggerated two-dimensional anime adaptations. But the meaning is similar, and the core content remains unchanged."

Bad Leader: "I don't know how powerful it is!"

Feng Baobao: "Six, six, six!"

Zhizunbao: "Fortunately, if Shisan Niang really gave birth to a child, it wouldn't be Calabash Brothers."

Ye Hei: "Of course, although this is A Chinese Odyssey, it has nothing to do with Calabash Brothers."

Xu Yi: “Great!”

Zhizunbao: "How embarrassing!"

Outside world, inside the Axe Gang.

Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang were already fighting each other, and the Axe Gang members tried to stop them, but unfortunately, they were all knocked away and injured.

Fortunately, the two women had been in the Axe Gang for a while and showed mercy. Otherwise, based on their previous style of behavior, many Axe Gang members might have been paralyzed or killed by mistake.

"Boss, what's going on? Why are they fighting so fiercely?"

The second in command ran to Zhizunbao with fried chicken in his hand, his face full of panic.

"There's nothing I can do. It's all because I'm too charming." Zhizunbao said helplessly.

"cut!"

The second in command rolled his eyes.

"The next step is to use my self-torture tactics, ah!"

Zhizunbao carefully watched the fighting moves of Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang, then he deliberately found an opening and jumped out.

At this time, Chun Shisan Niang's palms were covered with spider venom, pitch black and scary to Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing's bone whip turned into a bone sword and pointed directly at Shisan Niang's chest!

The two women's eyes were full of murderous intent and neither of them gave in!

At the critical moment, Zhizunbao stood between the two women!
This was beyond their imagination!
Chun Shisan Niang's poisonous spider palm hit Zhizunbao's back hard, and Bai Jingjing's bone sword pierced Zhizunbao's chest.

Pfft!

Zhizunbao vomited blood and cried out in pain.

"Boss!" The second in command and others looked panicked.

If the gang leader dies, who will take them to eat fried chicken and drink happy water?

……

ps: I thought it was a cold, but it turned out to be positive. Half of the blood bar has been lost in the past few days.

(End of this chapter)