Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chapter 301 Aphrodisiac Technique, King Di Xin Joins the Group

"If I said I was an ugly monster, not a human, would you still be so affectionate?"

Bai Jingjing stared at Zhizunbao intently. After spending some time together, she couldn't tell whether he was Zhizunbao or Sun Wukong anymore, and her emotions were complicated and incomprehensible.

But she knew that she was a monster and Zhizunbao was a human being, and that humans and monsters could not be together, and she did not want to miss Zhizunbao's chance.

Zhizunbao was stunned. To be honest, he was indeed attracted by her beauty at first, and of course it was love at first sight.

After all, which man doesn't like beautiful women? Men are visual animals.

But after getting along with them, he found that he still liked Bai Jingjing, who dared to love and hate.

At least it is like that now. After all, there was a Fairy Zixia in the past, and he doesn’t know what the future will be like.

If he had a choice, he would like to stay with the Axe Gang and live with Bai Jingjing through life and death, without thinking about Journey to the West or any gods or Buddhas.

In Bai Jingjing's eyes, Zhizunbao's behavior was hesitation, and she instinctively felt a little lost.

But the next second, Zhizunbao tightly grasped Bai Jingjing's hand and said affectionately:
"Jingjing, whether you are a human or a demon, I like you. Even if you are a pig, I have decided on you now, that is you."

"..."

Bai Jingjing was moved by Zhizunbao's deep affection and stared at Zhizunbao's eyes.

Under the witness of the moonlight, they only had each other in their eyes, and then they slowly approached each other.

Bai Jingjing closed her eyes and waited nervously.

Maybe she should say goodbye to the past and start a new life as a demon instead of living in the past.

As for Sun Wukong, let that unfaithful man die and never show up again.

"this!"

Zhizunbao stared at the delicate face of Bai Jingjing in front of him. Perhaps because she was the White Bone Demon, her face was unusually white, sparkling like crystal bones.

Even if its main body is a pile of bones, they are very beautiful and cute bones!
Boom boom boom!
Zhizunbao's heart moved uncontrollably, preparing for his first kiss in his life.

As the saying goes, when flowers are ready to be picked, pick them now; don't wait until there are no flowers left and you are left with empty branches.

Be a real man and take action when it is time to do so.

Zhizunbao bared his big lips and came closer, eager to try.

"What are you doing!"

At such a critical moment, someone is bound to interrupt.

Chun Shisan Niang, a charming woman in a black dress, suddenly appeared. She kicked Zhizunbao away with one foot, her face full of ferocious looks and cold eyes.

Zhizunbao could have dodged or even fought back, but he didn't use his magic power, so he was kicked for no reason and fell to the ground.

"oops!"

A very exaggerated expression appeared on Zhizunbao's face.

"Sister, why are you here?"

Bai Jingjing was surprised to see Chun Shisan Niang. At the same time, she felt embarrassed, wondering if she had been seen just now.

Chun Shisan Niang was very cold, looking at Zhizunbao on the ground with disgust, mainly because he and Sun Wukong were too similar, she said unhappily:
"There is not a single good man in the world. You have been deceived by these sweet words. Haven't you suffered enough from Monkey King? What kind of magic potion did you drink?"

"Shisan Niang, you can't say that. Love between men and women is the natural way of the universe, just like the harmony of yin and yang, neither of which can be missing." Zhizun Bao retorted.

"Haha, you can name a few more. Then tell me what you like about Jingjing? How long have you known each other? It's just that you are attracted by her beauty." Chun Shisan Niang said sarcastically and with disdain.

Zhizunbao stood up, patted his butt, and said seriously:
"If love is long-lasting, why should we be together day and night? My love for Jingjing is witnessed by heaven and earth. If it is false, then I will be struck by lightning."

"boom!"

As soon as he finished speaking, thunder roared across the bright moonlit sky, deafening everyone.

"..."Zhizunbao was speechless. God really didn't give him face.

"Even God can't stand it anymore." Chun Shisan Niang said with a slight smile on her lips.

"Sister, you have a misunderstanding about Zhizunbao. You can't be prejudiced against him just because he looks like Sun Wukong. He is a very good person!" Bai Jingjing said.

"Very good? What's the use of good? Men just like to make big promises. Without any actual performance, you will be fooled by sweet words." Chun Shisan Niang said harshly.

"Shisan Niang, we are true love." Zhizunbao said seriously again.

"True love? Why do you like Jingjing? Do you want to marry her?" Chun Shisan Niang asked.

"Yes." Zhizunbao replied.

Chun Shisanniang's eyes became colder and colder, and she asked:
"Do you have a mansion? Do you have a mount? Can you afford the bride price? Can you marry my sister with just an axe and a few shabby huts? Isn't that a fantasy? Isn't there any guarantee at all?"

I have to say, Chun Shisan Niang's soul-searching questions really hit Zhizunbao hard.

Fortunately, I didn’t start the live broadcast, otherwise I would have been ridiculed by the group members.

He indeed had no mansion, no mount, and no money. The entire Axe Gang was extremely poor.

However, he did not want to save face, Zhizunbao looked at Shisanniang persistently, and said word by word:
"If I don't have a house, I can work hard. If I don't have a mount, I can buy one. If I don't have a dowry, I can earn it. I'm still young, I'll have it sooner or later."

"So what? When will that happen? Ten years or twenty years!

Yes, you were already successful and famous at that time, but Jingjing was old and ugly. You had a huge fortune, but you could still keep your original intention and not be fickle and have three wives and four concubines?" Chun Shisanniang said, every word was precious.

"Shisan Niang, you are insulting me! You are blaspheming our love." Zhizun Bao said with a serious expression.

Chun Shisan Niang crossed her arms and said, "I am telling the truth!"

"Sister, please stop talking. I am willing to work hard with Zhizunbao." Bai Jingjing was moved, and at this moment, there was only Zhizunbao in her eyes.

"What are you fighting for? Don't forget who you are. I've given you face!"

Chun Shisan Niang glared at Bai Jingjing angrily.

We agreed to be single together, live out our lives in loneliness, and kill all the unfaithful men in the world. But as sisters, we are secretly dating each other. How can we tolerate this?

When the word identity was mentioned, Bai Jingjing's face turned pale.

Yes, how could she forget that she is not a human being at all.

You monster, how can you be qualified to talk about love?

On the roof, Patriarch Bodhi, wearing a bunch of grapes on his head, looked at the scene below and sighed:
"What a pair of crazy lovers! Unfortunately, everything is destined to happen!"

"Shisan Niang, no matter what you think, I am determined to marry Jingjing. Even if the Jade Emperor comes, it will be useless!" Zhizunbao shouted loudly. At this moment, he was betting his dignity as a man and was determined to make Chun Shisan Niang look at him with new eyes.

"..."

A certain Jade Emperor heard what Zhizun Bao said and really wanted to come over and attack him directly, but he was afraid that Zhizun Bao would be unhappy if he came.

Chun Shisan Niang didn't say anything and just pulled Bai Jingjing away.

"A sin!"

After Chun Shisan Niang left, the originally serious Zhizunbao suddenly stomped his feet, his face full of depression.

As the saying goes, love the house and love the dog. For Bai Jingjing's sake, he tolerated Shisan Niang's domineering and arrogance.

Back in the house, Chun Shisan Niang and Bai Jingjing sat down.

Bai Jingjing, who was originally well-behaved, suddenly showed a fierce look on her face and asked:
"Sister, you don't have to meddle in my affairs. You said you were doing this for my own good, but it's nothing more than you were jealous when you saw that I found a good man, and you wanted to mess up my marriage."

Chun Shisan Niang was not surprised, she smiled and said:
"If this is considered a good man, then there are no good men in the world. You are interested in a bandit?"

"I'm attracted to the person, not the status." Bai Jingjing said coldly.

In fact, the relationship between the two sisters was not very good, and they once fought over Sun Wukong.

"Indeed, he is very similar to Sun Wukong. You just want to make up for your past regrets with him! But I won't let you do that. Sooner or later I will dig out his heart and let me see whether it is red or flowery."

Chun Shisan Niang stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, like a black widow about to be released from a cage and ready to hunt. "You dare." Bai Jingjing glared at her.

Chun Shisan Niang laughed and said:
"Why would I be afraid? Although we are sisters and have the same master, your strength is not as good as mine! If you really want to fight, Senior Sister will help you recall your memories."

"Really?" Bai Jingjing stared at Chun Shisan Niang. She got angry for a moment, but finally endured it.

"This is right!"

Chun Shisan Niang patted Bai Jingjing on the shoulder and said softly:
"Jingjing, a mortal's life span is only a hundred years. Even if you are moved, you can't do it to a mortal. And Zhizunbao hasn't seen your true form yet, do you think he can accept your original form? Ordinary people would be scared to death after seeing you once!"

“……”Bai Jingjing.

"Remember the Black Mountain Old Demon? He helped you and I when we were in trouble. He has been thinking about you all these years and wants you to be his wife. I think you should just agree to it." Chun Shisan Niang said.

"Senior Sister, stop talking. Why don't you obey the Black Mountain Old Demon?" Bai Jingjing said unhappily.

"I think they are not interested. After all, you look quite pure," said Chun Shisan Niang.

"Hehe." Bai Jingjing smiled with a fake smile.

...

Late at night, Zhizunbao couldn't sleep and tossed and turned.

Whenever I close my eyes, I can see Bai Jingjing's face. Her every frown and smile is in my eyes, and cannot be erased.

Cut constantly, the rationale is still chaotic.

I originally wanted to kill time by hanging out in the group, but I don’t know if it’s because of bad luck.

The chat group was surprisingly quiet. Even Ye Hei and Wang Jindan, who came out to chat in the group every day, were not online.

call!
Suddenly, the paper-pasted window was blown open by a gust of cold wind, and the door also opened. Under the dim moonlight, a slender figure gradually emerged.

Zhizunbao looked subconsciously and saw the graceful Chun Shisan Niang in a black dress appear.

Shisan Niang was very charming at this moment, and the cold wind lifted her long skirt.

Revealing a pair of snow-white and tender long legs under her body, they were still clearly visible even in the dark night. The charming fragrance overflowed, making people feel extremely enchanting.

Despite such an erotic scene, Zhizunbao had no mood to appreciate it, because on the opposite wall were eight extremely long spider legs, which looked extremely scary.

This is also due to the practice of Zhizunbao, which allowed him to see the true form of the monster. If he were a mortal, he would probably be confused by this scene and turned into a ghost under Mudan.

Zhizunbao quickly picked up the book of 300 nursery rhymes beside the bed and started reading.

As the saying goes, a man of culture is naturally elegant, and a man of righteousness can slay evil spirits!

Beauty is nothing but a passing cloud!

"Supreme Treasure, stop being so hypocritical. Reading in the dark? Do you think you can smell the legs?"

Although Chun Shisan Niang had a look of contempt, she looked very charming, and even her words were enchanting.

"Shisan Niang, it's the dead of night, a man and a woman are alone in a room. What do you want to do? Go away, I don't want Jingjing to misunderstand." Zhizun Bao said righteously.

"This is known only to heaven and earth, and only to you and me. As long as we keep it a secret, how can Jingjing know?"

Chun Shisan Niang quickly sat down beside Zhizunbao's bed. Under such close contact, Zhizunbao couldn't help but admire how coquettish this woman was, making it impossible for him to control his true feelings.

But he didn't dare to do anything rash, for Jingjing and his own life!

If lust really blinded him, he had no doubt that Chun Shisan Niang would eat him directly. She was the real Black Widow.

"Shisan Niang, even though you look down on me, I treat you as my own sister! But you acted like this, I'm sorry, I feel insulted again." said Zhizun Bao.

"..." Chun Shisan Niang was silent. Could it be that she really had made a mistake? Was this Zhizunbao really a gentleman who could remain calm even when a beautiful woman sat on his lap?

Impossible! All men are the same. It is impossible for them to remain calm when a woman sits on their lap!

"Supreme Treasure, are you impotent?" Chun Shisan Niang started to mock directly. She believed that no man could tolerate this sentence.

Zhizunbao blushed immediately. If he didn't react at all, his self-esteem as a man would be gone.

"calm."

Zhizunbao forced himself to calm down and not do anything to let Jingjing down.

Chun Shisan Niang saw Zhizunbao's performance. A person's words can be made up of lies, but eyes cannot lie. At least she felt that Zhizunbao's eyes could not deceive her.

Obviously, Zhizunbao passed the test with her and is indeed a good man.

But this is not the result that Chun Shisan Niang wanted. She came here originally to test Zhizunbao's sincerity.

Then after getting the results, I felt extremely jealous.

Why does Bai Jingjing have such a good man but she doesn't? And why are Zhizunbao and Sun Wukong so exactly the same?

Even if Supreme Treasure belongs to my junior sister, as the senior sister I must be the first to taste Supreme Treasure!

Once a woman's competitive spirit appears, it will definitely lead to very terrible consequences.

"I told you to bear it!"

"Aphrodisiac Technique!"

Chun Shisan Niang used her witchcraft and seductive magic, her eyes were captivating and it seemed as if electricity was surging.

Zhizunbao was caught off guard. He didn't expect that Shisanniang would actually play this trick and he fell into it directly.

In a trance, the Thirteenth Lady in front of him disappeared. Bai Jingjing suddenly appeared and smiled at him, gently and pretty.

"Jingjing."

Zhizunbao hugged the woman in front of him and shivered again and again.

……

The real world, the super-god universe, Juxia City.

Xu Yi took Yunxiao, Li Susu, Hexi and Yan shopping. Because he used the cognitive impairment spell, the journey was very peaceful and there were no special situations.

Although the modern world is rather strange, for a Daluo Jinxian like Yunxiao who has a firm heart for the Tao, it is just a few more fancy things, far less tempting than the Tao.
"Group leader, it's time to invite new people."

The girls appeared out of nowhere and sat on Xu Yi's shoulders.

"Long time no see, Qunniang. I thought you ran away from home." Xu Yi said with a smile.

"...Haha, running away from home is impossible." The girls said proudly.

"Okay, then invite the newcomers." Xu Yi didn't tease the girls and agreed directly.

"it is good!"

"Enable the invitation function and search for new people who meet the requirements!"

"Inviting..."

"Ding, invitation successful!"

"Ding, the invitation is successful, Emperor Xin of the Great Shang Dynasty has joined the chat group."

"Ding, the invitation is successful, the baby from the Great Wilderness has joined the chat group!"

"Ding, invitation successful, Xiao Huang Rong joins the chat group."

"Ding, invitation successful, Thanos joins the chat group!"