Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chapter 287 Group members get together, Wukong starts a business

Chat group.

"Group leader, what do you mean by cheating? I don't quite understand. Is there any secret hidden in it?"

Ye Hei: "Ahem, Zero. You are still too young. Just think about it, just Belia can enter the Kingdom of Light and kill everyone. It seems a bit fake no matter how you look at it."

Team Dagu: “I agree!”

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Yes, this is letting people go and causing trouble."

Xu Yi: "I'm just talking casually, you don't have to take it seriously, Cero."

Iron Man: "Actually, this is normal. As the first Ultraman of the new generation, Zero has the aura of a protagonist. In order to highlight Zero's strength, all Ultramen were directly made weak."

Sai Aotian: "???"

Qian Renxue: "Teacher Tony, why do you know so much?"

Iron Man: "Just like the Marvel in my world, isn't that the same routine? Aren't the Avengers all very powerful? There are so many great gods in the universe, but in parallel universes, people like Ant-Man, Deadpool, and a certain lawyer can actually overthrow the entire world."

Ye Hei: "No problem. Just like when Monkey King was wreaking havoc in Heaven and was invincible, and when he was seeking scriptures, he called for help all the time. The situation is similar."

Sun Wukong: "Hehe, that's not the same. I am who I am. Five hundred years ago, I wanted to be the Jade Emperor. To be the Jade Emperor, in your modern terms, that's starting a business.

Five hundred years later, Sun Wukong went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Although I did not obtain the scriptures, what I know about Journey to the West is that I joined the Buddhist sect, which was a normal job. Why should I work so hard?
Besides, adding a few stupid teammates always makes trouble for me, but I am not stupid. "

After embarking on the journey to the West, with Sun Wukong's wisdom he would surely slowly understand that everything that had happened in the past five hundred years was actually a setup, and that it was put together by all the gods and Buddhas, who were really making a fool of him.

Feng Baobao: "As expected of the Great Sage!"

Zhizunbao: "Why are we different? I am a mortal five hundred years later?"

Xu Yi: "Supreme Treasure, yours is just a cover for Journey to the West, it's not the real Journey to the West. Besides, Sun Wukong can fall in love with the White Bone Demon, and the Spider Demon actually gave birth to Tang Sanzang."

The First Golden Pill in Kyushu: "Outrageous."

Tushan Second Master: "It's really outrageous."

Sun Wukong: "I can't even imagine it."

Zhizunbao: "Ahem, it's not bad actually. We are not old-fashioned. Besides, Bai Jingjing is really beautiful when she turns into a human."

Ye Hei: "I think Chun Shisan Niang still has her charm."

Zhizunbao: "Like."

Xu Yi: "But there is a problem. Zhizunbao's world may be a dream of Sun Wukong, a dream of conquering the monkey in his heart. Zhizunbao, you may not be real. If this dream wakes up one day, no one knows what will happen."

Ye Hei: "Yes, the group leader invited us to watch the video of A Chinese Odyssey before, and we all forgot this detail. It seems that in the end, everything was Sun Wukong's dream, but it doesn't feel like a simple dream."

Bad Leader: "Perhaps it is a Buddhist trick, so that Zhizunbao can let go of his obsession and willingly go to the West to obtain the scriptures."

Sword God Li Chungang: "Me too."

Bad Commander: "..."

Zhizunbao: "..."

Sai Aotian: "Ahem, alright. Senior Dagu, you will help me, right?"

Team Daigu: "Of course, Ultraman Zero. This is our bond as light, so naturally we help each other."

Faced with Zero's request for help, Da Gu agreed without thinking.

Sai Aotian: "Okay."

After receiving recognition from Team Daigu, Zero immediately became motivated.

Tushan Second Chief: "Brother, something happened here. Would you like to come over and take a look?"

Thinking about what happened on the southern border, Tushan Yaya thought it would be a good opportunity to invite the group leader over, and now the three sisters were traveling.

Xu Yi: "??? What's the matter?"

Tushan's second in command: "This is so, this is so."

Tushan Yaya briefly described the cause and effect of the incident.

Xu Yi: “That’s it?”

Tushan's second in command: "The main thing is, Honghong and Rongrong also want to contact you, the group leader. If you hadn't reminded her at the beginning, Honghong might have already become autistic."

Xu Yi: "That's fine."

Ye Hei: "Yaya, how about I go too?"

Tushan Second Master: "No."

Ye Hei: "..."

The First Golden Pill in Jiuzhou: "Yaya, this sword immortal can do it, right?"

Tushan's second in command: "Sorry, you are already on Tushan's blacklist, Wang Jindan."

It’s hard to imagine what would happen if Wang Wu, a female hooligan, met the cute Honghong and Rongrong. God knows what would happen.

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Damn, this is discrimination."

Qian Renxue: "Why do you discriminate against me, Wang Jindan? Don't you know what's going on?"

Ye Hei: "I suddenly feel much better."

Gray Wolf: "Boss Yaya, can I go?"

Since Gray Wolf recognized Tushan Yaya as his boss, he has achieved mutton freedom and is very satisfied with his current life.

Tushan Second Chief: "Sure, wherever the boss goes, of course I have to follow."

Bad Guys: "Then let's just eat melons during the live broadcast."

Sword God Li Chungang: "Follow Gangzi and eat melons!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "That's a good idea."

One Punch Man: "Already lying down, another day for the water group."

Tushan Second Master: "Hehe."

Ye Hei: "But then again, there are already a lot of members in the chat group now, and we don't seem to have ever gathered together offline. Although we got together a few times before, it was because of missions, and the number of people was not complete."

Iron Man: "Hey, Brother Ye, do you mean to have a party? I'm familiar with this."

Ye Hei: "It is indeed a party, but it is not a party like yours."

Iron Man: "Ahem, well, our party styles are indeed different."

Qian Renxue: "Party? That's a good idea."

Saint Li Susu: "I'm new here, please take care of me."

White Snake Xiaobai: "Same as before."

Nezha: "It must be fun to have a party."

Ye Hei: "Group leader, what do you think? Let's hold a grand party for group members."

Xu Yi: "Of course, I have no objection. But the question is, where is the location? Which group member's world should be chosen as the gathering place?"

The First Golden Pill in Jiuzhou: "You must come to my Lingjian Mountain and take everyone to appreciate the scenery of the world of immortal cultivation."

Qian Renxue: "Wang Jindan, you are so stingy, can you really do it? I'm afraid you will fleece us. Why don't you come to my world? Our Wuhun Hall has unified the entire world and has abundant resources. You can get whatever you want. I can arrange it for you."

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Pill: "Haha, Xue'er, only your world can bear so many members. If the Great Sage were to show even a little bit of his presence, your world would explode."

Qian Renxue: "..."

Bad Leader: "If that's the case, it would require a very strong world barrier, and our martial arts world certainly can't do that."

Sword God Li Chungang: "Gangzi, you are a martial artist. I have immortals here, and the most delicious wine."

Bad Commander: "Haha, the immortals in your place, I can throw my Huayang needle at them and they will all die."

Sword God Li Chungang: "I am anxious."

Iron Man: "Why don't you come to my place? It should be able to accommodate all the group members, and it must be a proper party according to the group members' preferences."

Ye Hei: "Not good, Tony. Your world has too many variables and is unstable."

Iron Man: "Well, how about we go to your world, Brother Ye?"

Ye Hei: "Okay, what do you think?" King Bi Cang: "I think you should come to me."

Demon Lord Zunlou: "I think coming to the Demon Realm is also a good idea."

King Bi Cang: "Demon Lord, what's the point of your demon world being so dark?"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "It's so vulgar. The key is the artistic conception."

Morax: "Come to my Liyue?"

Ye Hei: "It's too crisp, brother Morax."

Ye Wen: "Forget it, I will listen to you all."

Ye Wen originally wanted to invite everyone to his place, but when he thought of so many powerful members in the group, he was afraid that he could not handle it all.

Luo Feng: "How about going to the group leader's world?"

Wang Lin: “Good idea.”

Qian Renxue: "Sure."

King Bi Cang: "Yes?"

Qingyun Lu Xueqi: "I agree."

Xu Yi: "Although I also want everyone to come over, please don't come. It's too crispy here."

Immortal Ancient Willow God: "Uh..."

Willow God thought of the first time he went to Xu Yi's place. Because he did not restrain his aura, the entire universe instantly turned into chaos and nothingness and exploded.

Fortunately, Xu Yi reversed time and restored everything.

Sun Wukong: "Why don't you come over to my place and visit the Nuwa Palace."

Ye Hei: "Brother Monkey? You want us to go to the Wa Palace? That's the sage's dojo. I don't mind, but even if the sage's pressure is restrained, I'm afraid most of the group members can't stand it. And the sage is right next to us, with such a strong aura, how can we gather together?"

Iron Man: "It's like when you're dancing in a bar and your teachers and parents are sitting next to you and watching you, can you still dance happily?"

Sun Wukong: "This explanation is correct. Not to mention that Mother Nuwa's aura is indeed terrifying. If I don't water the peach tree properly, I will feel like a thorn in my back, and it will be very uncomfortable."

Xu Yi: "So, where do you think it's appropriate to go?"

Ye Hei: "Group leader, I'm afraid that everyone won't be able to choose one in a short while."

Xu Yi: "... Then you guys should think about it carefully."

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Pill: "No problem. Anyway, this sword immortal suggested coming to me."

Iron Man: "It's better than mine."

Qian Renxue: "Tsk!"

Sect Master Yunyun: "Yunlan Sect is also a good place."

Xu Yi: “Uh…”

……

The world of fox demons.

At the southern border, dawn has already broken, but the sky is still covered with haze, so everything still looks rather dim.

The three sisters of Tushan and Dongfang Huaizhu walked together to look for Dongfang Qinlan.

"Sister, Sister Huaizhu, a super powerful friend of mine will be coming here soon. Remember not to be shocked." Tushan Yaya suddenly said.

“???” Dongfang Huaizhu had a question mark on his face.

"Yaya, who is it?" Tushan Honghong asked.

"It's the big brother I told you about before." Tushan Yaya said.

Hearing this, Tushan Honghong and Rongrong reacted and immediately showed respect.

The reason why the sisters' strength improved so quickly was because of the big brother that Yaya mentioned.

Under normal circumstances, the power of the Tushan fox demon comes from emotions. Only after experiencing heart-wrenching emotions will the demon's power grow by leaps and bounds.

However, because of some resources that Tushan Yaya had provided before, their strength was incredibly enhanced, even stronger than the power coming from emotions.

Not long after, a portal spanning dimensions and time appeared in front of them.

The Gate of Time and Space is as ancient and mysterious as ever, emitting unpredictable fluctuations and the flow of the aura of laws, making people unable to help but immerse themselves in it at a glance.

Behind the door, a tall figure and a half-human-sized figure gradually appeared.

Soon, Xu Yi and Big Gray Wolf who came from the Green Grassland walked out.

"Brother Xu Yi!"

When Tushan Yaya saw the person coming, she came over excitedly, jumped up and hugged Xu Yi, rubbing him hard.

"Yaya, long time no see."

Xu Yi didn't expect Tushan Yaya to be so enthusiastic. She jumped up and hugged him, hanging on him for a short time like a little koala.

If it were an ordinary one, it would be fine, but although Tushan Yaya is young, her breasts are no less developed than that female hooligan Wang Wu, which is a bit unusual.

Tushan Yaya didn't think anything of it, then turned around to look at Honghong and Rongrong and said:
"Sister, call me brother."

"Brother Xu Yi." Tushan Honghong and Tushan Rongrong shouted together.

In fact, Tushan has a portrait of Xu Yi, which has been hung in the practice room by Tushan Yaya. Honghong and Rongrong can be considered as "acquaintances" who have seen him a long time ago.

"I don't need to call you." Dongfang Huaizhu smiled awkwardly.

At the same time, he was secretly considering Xu Yi's identity. The way he appeared, he might be a big shot in the world of immortal cultivation. However, he had never heard of a powerful person with the surname Xu.

"No need, Sister Huaizhu." Tushan Yaya said.

"Dongfang Huaizhu greets Fellow Daoist Xu." Dongfang Huaizhu bowed and said, using the normal way of greeting in the world of immortal cultivators.

"Hello, Fellow Daoist Dongfang." Xu Yi said.

“???” Gray Wolf is a bit emo. The boss only has eyes for the group owner, so why doesn’t he welcome himself?

"Boss Yaya, I also want a hug and welcome ceremony." Gray Wolf said weakly.

"Go away, go away." Tushan Yaya said unhappily.

"Hey."

Big Bad Wolf squatted silently aside and picked up a branch to draw circles.

What a cold world, without any emotion.

Although it was his first time coming to the fox demon world, Xu Yique felt unusually familiar with it.

Whether it was the Dongfang Huaizhu in front of him or the breath of this world, it felt as if they had been there before.

This feeling is just like in the world of Zhu Xian. When you see Lu Xueqi, there is always a sense of familiar strangeness.

"Have I ever been here in a dream? But which one is real and which one is an illusion?" Xu Yi thought to himself, the feeling of familiarity becoming stronger and stronger.

As a living person, Xu Yi naturally cannot admit that he is an illusion, but sometimes reality is so cruel.

"Fellow Daoist Xu, I wonder which sect in the Taoist Alliance you are from." Dongfang Huaizhu asked.

"A casual cultivator." Xu Yi replied.

As if he had thought of something, he took out two lollipops from his arms and gave them to Honghong and Rongrong.

"Thank you, Brother Xu Yi." Tu Shan Rongrong said happily. For the first time, she did not show such a socially anxious expression.

"Thank you, Brother Xu Yi." Tu Shan Honghong said. Although she didn't eat lollipops, she still happily took it.

"Brother Xu Yi, where is mine? Why don't I have it?" Tushan Yaya said, obviously unconvinced.

"Next time." Xu Yi said.

"..."Tushan Yaya felt that she was treated differently at this moment and felt a little sad. Seeing Gray Wolf squatting, she also squatted and silently drew a circle.

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