Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chapter 254: Nezha’s Heaven-Splitting Palm, Yuanshi Tianzun vs. Jade Emperor?

"Ding, the demon boy Nezha starts the live broadcast function of the chat group."

Ding, Ye Hei joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Kyushu’s No. 1 Golden Elixir joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Feng Baobao joins the live broadcast room!

Ding, Bad Handsome joins the live broadcast room!

Ding, Sun Wukong joins the live broadcast room!

...

As Nezha turned on the live broadcast function, the online group members entered the live broadcast room one after another.

What comes into view is Nezha's mansion, the beautiful Yin, the naughty Nezha with dark circles under his eyes, and the frightened guards.

Chat group.

Ye Hei: "Oh my god, this kid who looks like he hasn't woken up yet can't be Nezha."

Through the live broadcast room, everyone saw Nezha and found that this was different from the Nezha they imagined.

Nezha has just joined the group. This is the first time the live broadcast function is turned on. Is this also the first time everyone has seen it?
Sun Wukong: "Hehe, Nezha looks very evil. He is different from the Nezha here."

Kyushu's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "But it's pretty cute."

Feng Baobao: "He must be a naughty kid."

Xu Yi: "Eat melon!"

Qian Renxue: "Nezha, why did you start a live broadcast?"

Nezha: "Hehe, my mother and I are playing shuttlecock together, so of course we need an audience."

Ye Hei: "?, Nezha, do you still have shuttlecocks in your time?"

Xu Yi: "It's normal to be imaginary, don't think too much about it."

Sun Wukong: "So that's right, just watch it and it's over."

Fairy Yunxiao: "Nezha! According to the time here, my Nezha should not have been reincarnated yet. Remember in the Conferred Gods, he is the reincarnation of the Lingzhuzi in the hands of the Saint Nuwa."

Bad Leader: "Is Nezha in our group also the reincarnation of Lingzhuzi?"

Xu Yi: "No! Although they are both based on the world of Conferred Gods, our Nezha is the reincarnation of the Hunyuan Pearl. The Hunyuan Pearl is not Nuwa's magic weapon, but the evil spirit of heaven and earth condensed after the creation of the world. The Hunyuan Pearl is spiritual and brings disaster to the world. Later, it was refined into the Spirit Pearl and the Magic Pill by Yuanshi Tianzun. The Spirit Pearl has pure spiritual power, and after reincarnation, it is gifted with extraordinary talents."

Devil Child Nezha: "What? I have this origin? So I am the reincarnation of Lingzhu?"

Ye Hei: "Well, according to what the group leader said, based on your nature, Nezha, you are most likely a magic pill."

Qian Renxue: "Ahem."

Demon Child Nezha: "Magic Pill?"

Sun Wukong: "Interesting, interesting."

Xu Yi: "It is indeed the Demon Pill. The reason why the people of Chentangguan hate you is not because you are naughty, but because of your identity as the Demon Pill."

Sun Wukong: "Poor little thing."

Fairy Yunxiao: "There is such a secret."

Demon Child Nezha: "So that's how it is. No wonder those people think I'm a monster. Now I understand. But it doesn't matter. Be it a demon child or a spirit pearl, it's up to you."

Now that Nezha knows his true identity, he does not turn evil immediately as he did in the original novel when he was told by Shen Gongbao.

Because in the original novel, Nezha's parents deliberately told a white lie in order to let Nezha learn skills and slay demons, saying that he was the reincarnation of a spirit pearl, and that he came to the world with an important mission and wanted to be a hero.

Although Nezha in the original novel is a little devil, he is not bad by nature and wants to be recognized by the people.

So he learned magic from Taiyi Zhenren and protected the ordinary people who hated him.

This had always been his goal, but unfortunately, he eventually realized that everything was just a child's play and a lie, and he became mentally devastated.

It’s different now, nothing has happened. Nezha knows his true life experience and feels that it’s not a big problem. Anyway, he doesn’t want to bow his head to help those stupid mortals.

Xu Yi: "Nezha, it's not like you can do whatever you want. The magic pill has been cursed by Yuanshi Tianzun. After three years, a thunderbolt will fall from the sky and destroy you to ashes."

Devil Child Nezha: "No way? Group leader!"

Ye Hei: "Nezha, the group leader usually doesn't joke. If he says it is, then it is."

Devil Child Nezha: "I don't want to die. I'm still a child."

The First Golden Elixir of Kyushu: "Keep calm, the boat will straighten itself out when the time comes."

Dagu team member: "Nezha, believe in the light. As long as you have hope in your heart, the light will not go out."

Devil Boy Nezha: "Ah!!! Oh my God!"

Xu Yi: "You don't have to be pessimistic. Your father Li Jing has gone to Kunlun to seek a way to change his fate. Didn't you notice that Li Jing has not been in Chentangguan?"

The Devil Boy Nezha: "Didn't my father slay the demons and eliminate the evil?"

Xu Yi: "Yes, but most of the time I went to Kunlun."

Ye Hei: "Group leader, have you found a solution?"

Xu Yi: “Found it.”

Devil Boy Nezha: "Great, I don't have to die."

Qian Renxue: "I feel like things aren't that simple."

King Bi Cang: "Yes, this is a forbidden spell from Yuanshi Tianzun, no mortal can resist it."

Morax: "I agree."

Devil Boy Nezha: "Brother Group Leader, what is the method?"

Xu Yi: "The life-changing spell. When the Heavenly Tribulation Curse comes, activate the life-changing spell. Li Jing will take the punishment of the Heavenly Tribulation Curse on your behalf. This way, you can survive, and your father will die."

It has to be said that among the many versions of Nezha, only the version of Li Jing played by the Demon Boy can be called a father.

Dedicated to Nezha's future life and happy growth.

He was willing to sacrifice his life for Nezha and die with no regrets.

In most versions, Li Jing did not dare to offend the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and accused and scolded Nezha of being a rebellious son, which eventually led to Nezha cutting off his bones to return to his mother and cutting off his flesh to return to his father!

Although it was the Dragon King of the East Sea who took the lives of hundreds of thousands of people in Chentangguan, Nezha did nothing wrong in this matter. It was all because the Dragon King of the East Sea did not discipline his subordinates strictly, and his subordinates ate so many boys and girls, which was the wrath of heaven and the hatred of the people.

It just so happened that Nezha had a strong temper, hated evil, and was an evil god who only cared about killing and not crossing the river, and was filled with murderous intent.

Devil Boy Nezha: "What!!"

After hearing this, Nezha felt terrible. Recalling Li Jing's teachings in the past, he couldn't help but burst into tears.

Although Li Jing appears to be strict, he is still a very competent father.

At this time, Yin, who brought the shuttlecock, found that Nezha was crying and panicked. She said quickly:
"Zha'er, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?"

This was the first time that Yin saw Nezha crying like a child.

Nezha realized that he was getting emotional and said:
"It's okay, Mom. The wind was strong and a stone got stuck in my eye."

"The wind is strong and a stone got into your eye?" Yin said in disbelief.

She looked around, but there was no wind.

"Zhaer, are you still playing shuttlecock?" Yin asked.

"Kick, of course."

Nezha wiped away his tears and was deeply moved when he thought of his father's sacrifice. Even if he was a magic pill, even if he was really struck to death by thunder in the end, at least he wanted to leave happily, make his parents happy, and leave no regrets.

So the mother and son started playing shuttlecock. Unlike in the original book, Nezha did not use much strength, but just kicked the shuttlecock normally. Yin, who had been worried, could not help but feel relieved. Nezha seemed to have grown up in an instant and seemed to have become a better person.

In the setting sun, mother and son were playing shuttlecock with smiles on their faces.

The servants not far away saw this scene and were amazed.

When playing shuttlecock on weekdays, the whole family is in chaos. People with weak constitutions may be seriously injured by Nezha, the little devil.

Not long after, a strange figure slowly flew over from the distant sky.

Although this man was wearing a loose Taoist robe, it was still difficult to hide the fat all over his body, and he was riding a snow-white and tender piglet.

This is Taiyi Zhenren from Kunlun Mountain, one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Xianjiao School and Nezha’s future master.

After a conversation in the chat group just now, Nezha basically understood his future and knew the identity of the fat Taoist in front of him.

"Mrs. Li, how are you?"

After Taiyi Zhenren fell down, the pink pig under him disappeared out of thin air.

When Yin saw Taiyi Zhenren, she knew it must be about Nezha, because there was not much time left before the Heavenly Tribulation Curse would descend.

"Master, can you please spare me a moment to talk?" Yin said.

"Okay." Taiyi Zhenren said with a smile, the fat on his body trembled uncontrollably, looking quite festive.

"Zhaer, be good." Taiyi Zhenren said.

"Mom, just tell me here. Actually, I know everything." Nezha said.

"Zhaer, what did you know?"

Yin said with a surprised look, a hint of panic in her eyes.

"I am the magic pill." Nezha said, with his hands in the crotch of his trousers, looking relaxed.

"What, Madam Li, you said everything?" Taiyi Zhenren asked in shock.

"No, Immortal, I didn't. Zhaer, don't believe who told you that. You are not a magic pill, you are your mother's baby." Yin said.

"Mother, I'm not a three-year-old child. How could I not know my situation?" Nezha said.

"..., Zhaer, even if you are a magic pill, you are still the apple of my eye. Don't listen to the rumors from the outside world. We love you the most." Yin said.

"Yes, kid, don't listen to outsiders." said Taiyi Zhenren.

He was worried that Nezha would become emotionally unstable because of the magic pill.

"Of course not."

"My fate is in my own hands. I can decide whether I am a human or a monster. Damn it!" Nezha said loudly.

"Child, it's good that you think this way. You know that you are a magic pill, and you should also know that you will not live for more than three years. This is your fate." Taiyi Zhenren shook his head with a look of compassion on his face.

"I know. It doesn't matter." Nezha said.

"Master, is there really no way?" Yin looked at Taiyi Zhenren.

Taiyi Zhenren sighed: "The Heavenly Tribulation Curse is a divine punishment from my master Yuanshi Tianzun in order to erase the magic pill. It was because I was careless back then that Shen Gongbao swapped the magic pearl with me, which led to all this happening.

This was a mistake from the beginning, and it is impossible for the master to undo the Heavenly Tribulation Curse.

How about this, I will teach Nezha the magic of the Chan sect, hoping that he can control the power of the magic pill, and maybe he will have a chance to fight against the Heavenly Tribulation Curse in the future."

In fact, Taiyi Zhenren said this to comfort Madam Yin. Yuanshi Tianzun is a saint, and his divine punishment is not so easy to resist.

"Can you do it, Fatty?" Nezha looked at Taiyi Zhenren with suspicion.

"Call me Master, Nezha. You are such an impolite kid," said Taiyi Zhenren.

"Zhaer, don't be rude to the immortal." Yin said.

"Zha'er, I am one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect and a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun. I have great magical powers. Do you believe in my master? Do you want to control your destiny?" said Taiyi Zhenren.

"Okay, then let's see how many genuine ones you have." Nezha said.

Taiyi Zhenren is not bad, just a little stupid, and unreliable, but he does have a powerful skill of Chanjiao. Nezha decided to practice first, and if he couldn't stop the Heavenly Tribulation Curse, he would ask the group members for help.

Problems that cannot be solved in your own world may be easily solved by the group leader or Monkey Brother.

"Don't worry, look at my belly, it's all real stuff." Taiyi Zhenren smiled proudly.

"It's all fat meat..." Nezha complained.

“……”Taiyi Zhenren.

Chat group.

Ye Hei: "I remember that Taiyi Zhenren seems to have the most magic weapons among the Twelve Golden Immortals. You should ask for more magic weapons."

Xu Yi: “Of course!”

Among the three generations of disciples of the Chan sect, it can be said that Nezha has the most magic weapons. He has three heads and six arms, and basically has a magic weapon in each hand, and each of them is extremely powerful.

Qian Renxue: "Then you have to practice the strongest technique, after all, it is the lineage of a saint."

Devil Boy Nezha: "I don't really understand either."

Xu Yi: "Taiyi Zhenren is one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, and he learned the Taoist tradition of saints. You can ask him to teach you the Eight-Nine Mysterious Skills, the Seventy-Two Transformations of the Earthly Evils, the Law of Heaven and Earth, the Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly Gangs, the Nine-Transformation Mysterious Origin Skills, and the Samadhi True Fire. If you learn these, you may be able to resist the Heavenly Tribulation Curse."

Devil Boy Nezha: "Really?"

Xu Yi: "Try it. If it doesn't work, let Wukong take action."

Sun Wukong: "I am happy to help, little Nezha."

Devil Boy Nezha: "Okay!"

Taiyi Zhenren was going to teach Nezha martial arts, but practicing in the mortal world would make too much noise.

So he took out a scroll that radiated fairy light and said proudly:
"Zhaer, do you know what this is?"

"I don't know." Nezha shook his head.

"This is an innate spiritual treasure, a map of mountains, rivers and the country. It evolves a world inside by itself, and the space is infinite." Taiyi Zhenren said?
"Is it so magical?" Nezha didn't believe it.

"Come, let me show you some new experiences."

Taiyi Zhenren pulled Nezha into the map of mountains, rivers, and the country. The next second, a world full of beautiful mountains and rivers appeared before their eyes.

They continued to fall from the sky. Taiyi Zhenren took out the brush that matched the map of mountains, rivers and the country and drew a stroke in the space. Fairy light flashed, and a vast river appeared under him.

Taiyi Zhenren drew another stroke, and a small boat appeared under them. The master and disciple were surfing directly in the map of mountains, rivers, and the country.

In order to make Nezha interested and happy, Taiyi Zhenren used the brush to draw many stars, cranes, and the Milky Way. This was an extremely energy-consuming task. Taiyi Zhenren was finally out of breath and quickly took out a bottle of elixir before he recovered.

Nezha then realized that Taiyi Zhenren seemed to be really capable, and he couldn't help but look up to his cheap master.

When it came to the learning stage, Taiyi Zhenren said:
"Nezha, your five elements belong to fire. I will teach you the most basic fire control technique."

"Is it awesome?" Nezha said.

"That's amazing. Just think about how cool it is to be able to control fire." said Taiyi Zhenren.

"Okay." Nezha nodded.

Taiyi Zhenren showed a teachable expression and began to teach Nezha the fire-controlling technique. After he finished demonstrating it, he let Nezha learn it.

He used the brush to draw a throne and lay down.

"It took me three months to learn this spell. Nezha, you are gifted, but it will take you at least three days, right?" Taiyi Zhenren said while lying down and eating watermelon.

"Three days?"

Nezha didn't believe it, and he recited a mantra silently to calm himself down. Then he mobilized his spiritual power, and a red flame spurted out from his palm.

“??? Oh my god, what a talent!”

Taiyi Zhenren was so scared that he fell off the armchair, his face full of shock.

It is worthy of being the magic pill differentiated from the Hunyuan Pearl. It is so talented and amazing.

"Fat Master, how is it?" Nezha said proudly.

"Hehe, this is just a basic spell, Zhaer, don't be too proud. We cultivators must be humble, calm and keep our original hearts." Taiyi Zhenren said.

"Fat Master, I understand. It means that one should be humble and low-key. That's no problem. It's just that you have some powerful martial arts that make you invincible when practicing." Nezha asked.

Upon hearing this, Taiyi Zhenren looked thoughtful. It was indeed a waste for Nezha to practice ordinary magic with his talent. He said:
"Master has three magical powers of the Chan school. You can try them out, Zha'er."

"Which three?" Nezha asked excitedly.

"Ahem, they are the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations, the Seventy-Two Earthly Transformations, and the Heaven-Splitting Palm."

"Learn, learn." Nezha said excitedly. This is the skill mentioned by the group leader.

Taiyi Zhenren shook his head and said:
"These three techniques are top-level techniques in the Three Realms. They are profound and mysterious. Not to mention you, even I, your teacher, have only practiced some of these techniques over the years. Those who can truly practice them to perfection are rare."

The Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan School basically all possess the Tiangang and Disha magical powers, but only a handful of them have truly cultivated them to perfection.

Because it is so difficult, the right time, right place and right people are all essential.

Back then, Sun Wukong spent about twenty years in the Three-Heart Cave of the Slanting Moon to practice and complete the Seventy-Two Earthly Transformations. It seemed simple and smooth.

In reality, how many creatures are there like Sun Wukong who are born with the catastrophe?

Especially the Thirty-Six Changes of Tiangang, the magical power of each of them is extremely difficult to master, and learning just one of them is enough to dominate the three realms.

"Zhaer, you can only choose one to practice." said Taiyi Zhenren.

"Can't I choose all?" Nezha said disappointedly.

"You can't digest too much if you bite off more than you can chew." said Taiyi Zhenren.

"Fat Master, how about this Heaven-Splitting Palm?" Nezha asked again.

“No less powerful than the Heavenly Gangs and Earthly Demons, when one’s practice is perfected, even the sky can be split.” said Taiyi Zhenren.

"Can you break the Heavenly Tribulation Curse?" Nezha asked.

"In theory, you can. After all, the Heavenly Tribulation Curse is just a magical power left by our master, and its power is limited. If you can really practice the Heaven-Splitting Palm to perfection, you can give it a try." Taiyi Zhenren said.

"Master, you were able to show me this technique, but you yourself failed to practice it?" Nezha asked doubtfully.

"Master is not good at fighting. Besides, the Heaven-Splitting Palm is an offensive magical power. Look at my body shape, I can't use it at all." Taiyi Zhenren explained.

“……”Nezha.

"Master, there is only about a year left anyway. In the end, I might still be destroyed by the heavenly curse. You might as well give all your magical powers to me. It won't have much impact." Nezha said.

Taiyi Zhenren looked at Nezha's pitiful appearance and couldn't bear to refuse him, so he said:
"Okay, okay. You can learn everything, but Zha'er, don't leave any regrets. Your parents are good people and they love you."

Taiyi Zhenren thought about Nezha's ending and felt guilty because it was all caused by his own negligence.

Even if the magic power is taught, he doesn't believe that Nezha can master the Tiangang Disha and Pitianshenzhang in just one year.

Of course, it would be even better if his cultivation was perfected, so he could brag to his fellow disciples.

So, Taiyi Zhenren transmitted the secrets of the three techniques to Nezha's mind, and also taught him the Samadhi True Fire and the magical power of controlling the heavens and the earth!
In this regard, Nezha accepted it all.

……

The world of Precious Lotus Lantern is located deep in the mountains.

Faced with the pursuit and blockade by the Heavenly Court, Yang Jian hid his information and practiced deep in the mountains.

Because of the death of the Great Golden Crow, the Jade Emperor was furious and caused constant turmoil in the three realms.

"call!"

"I have finally cultivated to the Celestial Immortal realm!"

In a secret cave, Yang Jian slowly opened his eyes.

After reaching the celestial immortal realm, his third eye merged with his own body, forming a vertical eye pattern between his eyebrows. Combined with his own cultivation, he might be able to fight in the golden immortal realm.

Not far away, two old men were tied together.

These are the nearby land and mountain gods. The land and mountain gods belong to the heaven. No matter where they go on earth, they will be discovered by the land and mountain gods, and they will report to the heaven as soon as possible.

Seeing Yang Jian finish his training, the land god and mountain god looked horrified, fearing that Yang Jian would kill him directly.

"Don't worry, Yang Jian is not a murderous person. This is a grudge between me and the Jade Emperor, and has nothing to do with you. But if you leak the news, you will die." Yang Jian said coldly.

The land god of the mountain breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, but he was still afraid.

At the entrance of the cave, a black greyhound ran in carrying a pheasant.

"Woof woof woof!" Roaring Sky Dog signaled Yang Jian to eat the chicken.

Yang Jian was moved, smiled knowingly, and said:
"Roaring Sky Dog, I don't need to eat at my current level. You can eat the chicken."

"Woof woof woof." Roaring Sky Dog barked twice more, then bit the pheasant and started eating.

Yang Jian felt that Xiaotian Dog was not a beast but his relative and he should not feed it with raw meat and blood forever, so he lit a fire and roasted it. Immediately, the fragrance filled the air, and Xiaotian Dog's eyes lit up and his mouth watered.

"Woof woof woof (Master is awesome)" Roaring Sky Dog barked happily.

"Ding, trigger the side quest, stop Nezha from committing suicide at Chentangguan, quest completed, get 10,000 points."

Suddenly, the voice of the chat group that he hadn’t heard for a long time appeared in Yang Jian’s mind.

“??? Stop Nezha from committing suicide? What’s going on?” Yang Jian was puzzled.

Although a Nezha has come to the group, he is not from the same world as me.

Here, he was always being hunted down and didn't even recognize Nezha.

On the one hand, there are 10,000 points, and on the other hand, Nezha may expose his tracks and be discovered by the Heavenly Court.

Yang Jian chose the latter without hesitation. He also knew Nezha's story, and it would be a pity if he committed suicide.

"I just don't know if Nezha killed the son of the King of the East Sea at this time."

Yang Jian realized that it was impossible for him to continue practicing in seclusion.

At the same time, Qianyuan Mountain, Jinguan Cave.

"What, Nezha, you killed Yaksha and the Third Prince of the Dragon King, and you even pulled out his dragon tendons!"

"Oh my god, Nezha, you are my uncle, you are my ancestor!"

"Little ancestor, how dare you!"

When Taiyi Zhenren woke up, he found the sky had collapsed.

"Isn't it just pulling out the Dragon Prince's tendons, Master? Is it that serious?" Nezha took out the dragon leather belt wrapped around his waist.

Yang Chan on the side was silent. She didn't expect Nezha to be so fierce. The Dragon Prince killed him just by saying so.

"That's the Dragon King of the East China Sea. His immediate superior is the Jade Emperor of Heaven, who is the ruler of the Three Realms." Taiyi Zhenren said loudly.

"My master is Yuanshi Tianzun, who is afraid of who?" Nezha said unconvinced.

"Rebel!"

"The temple here is too small. Little ancestor, please go away. Remember not to tell others that I am your master, the Wuliang Tianzun!" Taiyi Zhenren said as he was about to push Nezha out of the cave.

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