Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chapter 233 Live Journey to the West? Crazy myth
In the Westward Journey dimension, five hundred years later, under the Five Elements Mountain.

Zhizunbao brought a group of brothers to rob at the foot of the mountain, but the place was sparsely populated and no one passed by for half a year.

It is called robbery, but in fact, you are basically being robbed. The more you rob, the poorer you become.

Zhizunbao sat on the grass with a dogtail grass in his mouth, watering his friends and feeling envious.

"Am I not the reincarnation of Sun Wukong? I am the Demon King after all, the king of all demons. I can chop my way from the South Heaven Gate to the West Road of Penglai with just a machete. No one can defeat me even with a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. It's really shameful that I have ended up like this." Zhizun Bao sighed.

Seeing how powerful each group member was, he was really envious, but it was impossible for him to work hard, so it was more comfortable to just lie down.

Zhizunbao defines himself as a small person, and robbing is just a way for him to make a living, but now he can't even make a living.

"Boss, the rice jar is empty. Our brothers have been going hungry for nine meals out of three days. We can't stand it anymore." The second in command came over and complained bitterly.

The second in command is the reincarnation of Bajie. He loves beautiful women and has a rebellious mind. He has always wanted to replace Zhizunbao, but he is too timid and always ends up losing more than he gains.

"There is still some grass on the ground and some bark on the trees. Let's make do with what we have, brothers. No matter how hard the life is, we must not let our stomachs suffer." said Zhizunbao.

"Boss, why don't you see if there is any edible grass? The bark of the trees has been ripped off long ago." The second in command complained.

Upon hearing this, Zhizunbao turned around and glanced at the Axe Gang.

In fact, it is just a shabby house built with a few rotten wooden sticks and fluffy thatched roofs, which can neither block the wind nor shelter from the rain.

Sure enough, I saw many brothers hugging trees and cutting wood, and they looked half dead.

"Second in Command, you know the situation of our gang. We haven't been open for business for half a year. Even a skilled cook can't cook without rice. It's difficult for me too, right?" Zhizun Bao persuaded him with emotion and reason.

"understand!"

The second in command nodded repeatedly, rolled his eyes and whispered:
"Boss, I have a plan that may help our brothers find food and clothing."

"Tell me about it." said Zhizunbao.

"The autumn harvest is almost here. Why don't we go rob the farmers in the countryside down the mountain? That way the problem will be solved." The second in command smiled cunningly.

Hearing this, Zhizunbao jumped up and kicked the Second in Command, cursing:
"Second Master, even though we are bandits, we still have to have a bottom line. You are so shameless to rob the common people of their food. If this gets out, won't our Axe Gang become a joke?"

"It's a joke." The second in command muttered.

"Hey, hey, if you dare, speak louder and see if I can do anything to you." Zhizunbao said unhappily.

"Boss, do you think I want to? Look at how hungry our brothers are. Since you don't want to rob our fellow villagers and their families, I have another plan." The second in command sighed.

"Speak." Zhizunbao calmed down. He did not blame the second in command for having evil thoughts.

After all, when people are extremely hungry, they can do anything.

"Boss, you are handsome, suave, and loved by everyone. Cars get flattering tires when they see you. You look like Pan An..." The second in command praised him non-stop, drooling.

"Get to the point." Zhizunbao interrupted and said directly.

The second in command took a deep breath and said:
"Boss, go and sell it."

"hiss!"

Zhizunbao took a breath of cold air, looked at the Second Master in disbelief, and praised:
"What a fucking good idea!"

"Yeah, I think it's a good idea too. Boss, I was hesitant at first, but I didn't expect you to be so reasonable. Now I feel relieved." The second in command chuckled.

"That's a good idea to go fuck yourself, Second Master, why don't you go sell it?"

Zhizunbao jumped up again and kicked the second in command away.

The second in command screamed, slowly stood up and said aggrievedly: "I would like to, but no one wants me. Look at my ugly appearance, I'm afraid people will have psychological trauma after seeing me!

Boss, it's all for food, it's nothing."

Zhizunbao calmed down and thought that what the Second in Command said made sense.

But when it comes to going out and sacrificing his body, he still can't do it.

"It doesn't matter, there is still a way." said Zhizunbao.

He thought about it and prepared to go to the chat group to borrow some food from the group members.

"Boss, you are wise and brave, you must have a way. But people are made of iron and food is made of steel, and sooner or later our brothers will not be able to bear it." said the second in command.

"Okay." Zhizunbao nodded.

Chat group.

Zhizunbao: "Dear big guys, I can't eat, please support me."

Qian Renxue: "No food to eat? Can I eat meat? (Dog head)"

Ye Hei: "Sister Xue, what are you talking about? Hehe."

Sun Wukong: "That's not possible, Zhizunbao. You are my reincarnation after all. How can you not even have enough food to eat?"

Xu Yi: "Eat melon!"

Buliang Shuai: "Follow the group leader to eat melons!"

Fairy Yunxiao: "Is Zhizunbao the reincarnation of Sun Wukong? What's the story behind this?"

Sun Wukong: "It's not the same world. The group leader knows this, but I don't know much."

Xu Yi: "It is a small world derived from the Journey to the West plane. Zhizunbao is indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong."

Zhizunbao: "My fellow lords, please help me, or I will be sorry to my brothers."

Iron Man: "The greatest philanthropist of this century is the best at helping others. Wait a minute, brother Zhizunbao, chicken wings, fried chicken and burgers are being arranged."

Feng Baobao: "Instant noodles are being prepared."

Ye Hei: "How about I kill a few more beasts to liven things up!"

Zhizunbao: "It's enough. It's enough. I am so grateful."

...

Soon, thousands of kilograms of fried chicken legs and hundreds of boxes of Naduotong brand instant noodles appeared in the background space of Zhizunbao's chat group. Seeing the full of supplies, Zhizunbao was so moved that he cried.

"Boss, why are you crying?" The second in command asked curiously.

"It's okay, gather all the brothers here, there's food." said Zhizunbao.

"Where is it? I can't see it." The second in command looked left and right, but there was nothing.

"Nonsense, this is an opportunity bestowed by the immortals, you definitely won't be able to see it." Zhizunbao said proudly and confidently.

"??"

The second in command had a suspicious look in his eyes, but he still called his brothers over. There were about twenty members of the Axe Gang, all of them poor people, ragged, skinny, with dull eyes and no energy.

"My fellow brothers, you have worked hard. I, Supreme Treasure, feel ashamed that you have not had a good life following me.

Fortunately, God has eyes, and the immortal sent me a lot of food in my dream.

Today, I will eat as much as I want.”

Zhizunbao stood on a stone, very emotional.

Hearing that there was food to eat, the Axe Gang brothers below had green light in their eyes and swallowed hard.

Zhizunbao didn't hesitate and directly opened the chat group space. Pieces of golden roasted chicken wings and chicken legs fell from the sky, and boxes of instant noodles fell like rain.

Seeing so many chicken legs and roast chicken, everyone showed disbelief on their faces, and then began to bite them frantically like hungry tigers, and the scene was chaotic for a while.

The second in command joined in, looking at the golden roasted chicken in his hand, tears welled up in his eyes, and he shouted:
"Opportunity, opportunity! I haven't eaten meat for half a year."

"Boss, watch me show you how to eat a chicken in three bites!"

The second in command stuffed the roast chicken directly into his mouth, his eyes wide open and his expression exaggerated.

"Slow down, don't choke." Zhizunbao said with a smile.

Today is the day when the Axe Gang's chicken legs and roasted chickens are free. Most people are so full that they lie on the ground, motionless. Zhizunbao soaks a bucket of instant noodles and eats them slowly. The taste is great.

And after today's miracle, Zhizunbao's position has become even more unshakable.

The second in command had a resentful look in his eyes, knowing that he would never have the chance to become the gang leader in this lifetime.

But the roast chicken is really delicious!
Two days later.

Supplies are sufficient these days, and the Axe Gang is full of energy. They follow Zhizun Bao around, busying around with admiring eyes.

"Boss, there are two women passing by coming down the mountain. They are very ugly. Should we rob them?" The third in command, a blind man, ran over and said excitedly.

At this time, Zhizunbao, the second in command, and a group of younger brothers were squatting on the ground eating instant noodles, looking leisurely.

"What are you robbing for? We in the Axe Gang only rob the rich and help the poor. How much money can two women bring? We won't fight." said Zhizunbao.

"The leader is wise." The second in command flattered him.

"Oh."

The blind man nodded, opened a bucket of instant noodles, poured hot water over it and prepared to eat.

Not long after, the two women joined the Axe Gang and walked straight towards them.

One of them looked very beautiful, wearing a black long dress, with fair skin and a graceful figure.

The other one was wearing a white dress, like a flawless little white lotus, pure and lovely.

With the arrival of the two women, everyone in the Axe Gang opened their mouths, not daring to breathe.

Zhizunbao kept eating instant noodles with his fork, his eyes on the two women, especially the one in the white dress. At that moment, his heart was beating uncontrollably and he was completely attracted by her.

It’s just that the woman in the white dress had a cold look in her eyes.

"My dear friends, we sisters are passing by here. It's getting late now and we would like to stay overnight. Is that possible?" said the woman in black.

The group of single guys looked at her with burning eyes and didn't listen to what she said at all.

Zhizunbao was the first to react and said with a warm smile:
"Yes, of course. It is a great honor for us to have the two girls come to the Axe Gang. May I know your names?"

"Boss, our Axe Gang lives in a remote area. These two women came to visit us suddenly, and they came all the way here. There is no dust on their bodies. There is something strange." The second in command suddenly became smart.

When Zhizunbao heard this, it seemed to make sense. "Do you sisters know where this place is?" asked the Second Master.

"Haha, this place is full of smoke and dust, and everyone here looks ferocious. It doesn't look like an ordinary gang. Could it be a black shop?" The woman in black laughed, looking calm.

"Hahaha, great! You dare to come in even though you know it's a shady shop. Aren't you afraid of falling into the tiger's mouth?" said Zhizun Bao.

"It's too early to say who is the sheep and who is the tiger. If you gentlemen are robbers, aren't you afraid that I am the leader of the robbers?" The woman in black sneered, exuding a compelling aura.

"Who the hell are you?"

Zhizunbao questioned that even though he coveted the other's beauty, he would not lose his mind.

After all, the word sex has a knife on its head!

A corner of the black-dressed woman's dress slipped off her shoulder, revealing a peach blossom pattern on her snow-white chest!
Seeing this pattern, the second master's face changed drastically.
The woman in black threw out a handful of copper coins, which landed accurately on Zhizunbao's head.

Zhizunbao subconsciously wanted to take the copper coin, but was stopped by the second in command. He said solemnly: "Where the peach blossoms pass, no grass will grow. If the money falls to the ground, the head will be lost! This woman is the famous black widow in the martial arts world, Chun Shisan Niang!"

After saying that, the second in command and all the Axe Gang members fell to the ground, with looks of horror on their faces.

Although they were bandits, they were just small fry in the underworld, while Chun Shisan Niang was a well-known boss in the underworld who killed people without blinking an eye.

Zhizunbao was sweating profusely, with beads of sweat dripping from his head.

"We are just staying here for the night. We don't have time to kill you. This is my sister Bai Jingjing. Bring out some good wine and food for me." Chun Shisan Niang said.

Then he took the copper coins and Zhizunbao relaxed.

Zhizunbao couldn't help but look at Bai Jingjing, who snorted coldly with a cold look in her eyes.

Chun Shisan Niang and Bai Jingjing were preparing to take a bath, and the Second in Command enthusiastically recommended the famous natural hot spring in the Axe Gang.

Chun Shisan Niang was very satisfied with this.

Zhizunbao kept his eyes on Bai Jingjing's back, feeling lost.

"Boss, you actually like such an ugly girl?" said the blind man, the third in command.

"You call this ugly?" Zhizunbao looked at the blind man as if he were a fool, too tired to complain.

"Of course, not as beautiful as me." said the blind man confidently.

Zhizunbao looked at the blind man. He was already bald. Where did he get the courage to say that others were ugly?

"Hurry up and bring out the delicious food and treat them well!"

……

Chat group.

Zhizunbao: "My dear friends, I feel like I'm in love. I can't help but look at someone, and I like to watch her every smile and every move."

Sun Wukong: "???"

Ye Hei: "Brother Zhizunbao, what's going on?"

Snow Moon Sword Immortal: "Eat melon!"

Qian Renxue: "I agree, hehe."

Xu Yi: "Eat melon..."

Zhizunbao: "This is what happened."

Zhizunbao recounted what happened during the day.

Bad Leader: "To sum up, these two women are not simple, right? Supreme Treasure, lust is like a knife hanging over your head, you have to be careful."

Sword God Li Chungang: "Young people are full of vigor and vitality, which is understandable."

Zhizunbao: "To die under the peony flowers, to be a ghost is also romantic! I thought I would never fall in love with anyone in this life, and I didn't believe in love at all, but when that person appeared, I knew I was no longer myself."

Sun Wukong: "Group leader, is this guy really my reincarnation? I don't think so."

Xu Yi: "Just treat it as a story. The universe itself is diverse and has infinite possibilities."

Ye Hei: "Supreme Treasure, I'm very curious about what the woman who can make you obsessed looks like. How about watching it live?"

Zhizunbao: "This is not good, it's late at night, privacy!"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "It's nothing, just do it, it's no big deal."

Sun Wukong: "Open up, I want to see which monster has such great charm."

Zhizunbao: "Okay!"

"Ding, group member Zhizunbao opens the chat group live broadcast room."

Ding, Ye Hei joins the live broadcast room.

Ding, Bad Handsome joins the live broadcast room!

Ding, Snow Moon Sword Immortal joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Ying Zheng joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Feng Baobao joins the live broadcast room!

The live broadcast room opened, and everyone turned into projections and came to Zhizunbao's live broadcast room as if they were there in person. They could clearly feel the background and desolation of the world of Westward Journey as well as the ominous background atmosphere.

At this time, Zhizunbao had shaved all the hair on his body, looking even more handsome.

Through Zhizunbao's highly detailed perspective, group members can see Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang in the room.

At first glance, they are indeed two rare classical beauties, no wonder Zhizunbao was attracted.

However, as the clouds in the night sky obscured the moon, the yin energy of heaven and earth grew thicker, and Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang in the room all briefly transformed into their true forms!
One is a human-shaped skeleton, and the other is a giant spider.

"Uh..." Sun Wukong.

"This..." Ye Hei.

"Oh my God!" Tony exclaimed.

"Uh..." Saitama.

"Monster!!" Feng Baobao.

"Terrible!" Qingyun Lu Xueqi.

"What do you think, Supreme Treasure?" Xu Yi said.

"Alas, my heart is finally hanging in the air." Zhizunbao's eyes were blank.

As the moonlight reappeared, Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang returned to normal as before.

"No, could these two be the White Bone Demon and the Spider Demon?" Ye Fan realized it later and couldn't help but say.

"White Bone Demon, Spider Demon?"

Sun Wukong was not impressed by them because he never made the journey to the West.

"It is indeed the White Bone Demon and the Spider Demon." Xu Yi said?
“Outrageous. Are Sun Wukong, White Bone Demon and Spider Demon in love? This world has finally reached its peak.” Ye Fan said.

"Stop talking, I'm heartbroken. Group leader, why don't you give me a spoiler about what will happen to me in the future." Zhizunbao was heartbroken and very sad.

"...Okay, then please watch A Chinese Odyssey. It's not a document, it's a movie." Xu Yi said.

The atmosphere has reached this point, so let's just release all the stories.

Xu Yi asked the group girl to play the video of the movie version of A Chinese Odyssey to the group members!
The group members, including Zhizunbao, stared at the video screen intently.

The movie is divided into two parts. The first part mainly tells the story of Zhizunbao, White Bone Demon and Spider Demon.

The second part is the story of Supreme Treasure traveling back in time to five hundred years ago and meeting Fairy Zixia!

Through the supplement of the two movies, everyone has a better understanding of the setting of the world of Supreme Treasure.

After watching it, Zhizunbao was completely numb.

Ye Hei: "No, is Erlang Shen so weak? He was actually abused by Fairy Zixia? And this Roaring Sky Dog?"

Yang Jian: "..."

Yang Jian saw another self, who was as numb as Zhizunbao, and there was also Roaring Sky Dog, which he couldn’t look directly at.

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "I thought that being with the White Bone Demon and the Spider Demon was outrageous enough. Zhizunbao, you also cheated on my big brother, the Bull Demon King? You had an affair with Princess Iron Fan, no wonder the Bull Demon King was so angry."

Zhizunbao: "Stop talking, I don't know either. This Sun Wukong is really outrageous. I have become the scapegoat."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Ye Hei: "Brother Monkey, tell me honestly, do you have any special feelings for Princess Iron Fan?"

Sun Wukong: "Get lost, I am not that kind of person. Bull Demon King is my respected elder brother, and Princess Iron Fan is my sister-in-law. I would never do such a thing, I will be struck by lightning."

Xu Yi: "Ahem, this is unofficial history, don't treat it as a serious myth?"

Ye Hei: "The group leader is right. It cannot be regarded as official history. Otherwise, we cannot face Monkey King squarely."

Sun Wukong: "Get lost! I am not that kind of monkey!"

Fairy Yunxiao: "Haha, very interesting. The gods are badly criticized in this story."

Qian Renxue: "Oh, I didn't expect Zhizunbao's story to be so explosive."

Bad Leader: "But in the end, Zhizunbao, or the Great Sage, did not escape the control of Buddhism and continued to seek Buddhist scriptures. Could it be that all the experiences were just a dream of the Great Sage?"

Ye Hei: “I don’t know about that.”

Xu Yi: "The movie is just a reference. The specifics have to be experienced by Zhizunbao himself."

Han Li: "Han feels that the Supreme Treasure Sun Wukong is very different now. Is it possible that there is another Sun Wukong?"

After Han Li said this, the group members quieted down. After thinking about it carefully, it made sense.

What if those ridiculous things were done by another Sun Wukong, and Zhizunbao was the one taking the blame?
……

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