After rebirth, I became Qingmei's white moonlight

Chapter 2 2 System! Fuck you!

The naked Jiang Shu ignored the embarrassing attacks from the kids around him. As long as he was thick-skinned enough, how many people would remember this dark history in a few years?

In other words, who hasn’t wet their pants when they were in kindergarten?
He focused all his attention on the transparent light curtain in front of him. If nothing unexpected happened, this thing must be the golden finger of the reborn person, right?
Jiang Shu couldn't help but reveal an unconcealable crooked-mouthed Dragon King-like smile.

Rebirth + System, who else? !
"Open the newbie gift package."

As soon as he thought about it, a piece of information appeared out of thin air before his eyes.

[The third year of high school is the most important review stage for students. It is detected that the host is often distracted during class. The talent "Focus" is obtained. The current level is Lv.1. It can be unaffected by external interference and maintain a state of concentration for ten minutes. The cooling time is 1 hour.]

Looking at the system prompt, Jiang Shu suddenly fell silent.

The crooked mouth that had unconsciously risen just now calmed down silently.

It is true that he hardly ever listened to the lectures seriously when he was in school. Even when he stared at the blackboard intently, he was thinking about how to use a silky combo of silencing windmill and big sword to give the ADC who entered the bush. It was a stroke of luck that he could get into the third book.

If I was given this concentration talent back then, after working hard for a year, it should not be a problem for me to move from Iron to Gold.

But the problem is that he is probably only four or five years old now, still in kindergarten, and there are more than 4700 days left before the college entrance examination.

Even if he was a slacker like in his previous life, he could guarantee to win the "Teacher's Favorite Child Award" in kindergarten, the honorary title of "Three Good Students" in elementary school every year, and become the first in the grade with an overwhelming advantage.

Let’s not talk about junior high school for now.

So, what's the point of this thing? It would be better to just give him some money to solve the problem of start-up capital, and then use the advantage of the reborn to know the future. Why worry about not being able to take off in this life?

Apart from anything else, if he did nothing but wait for the Bitcoin to go all in in 09, he could easily become a billionaire.

"System, can I exchange it for money?"

【cannot】

"why?"

[The host is too mediocre and has no special talents. If nothing unexpected happens, he will definitely fail the college entrance examination and his future is bleak.]

"I am a reborn person. Now I just need the start-up capital. Immediately v-me 50. One day I will marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of life. Use your own hands to achieve your dreams."

[You are right, but the host is too mediocre and has no special talents. If nothing unexpected happens, he will definitely fail the college entrance examination and his future is bleak.]

Jiang Shu took a deep breath and inexplicably felt that his blood pressure was a little high.

"What year is it now? How old am I?"

【2018, 18 years old】

"I'll ask you again. Open your eyes and look carefully. What year is it now? How old am I?"

[2018, 18 years old, no mistake]

Jiang Shu was silent for half a second, then suddenly became furious.

You're right, where's your mother?
As a system, you can’t even tell that I’m in kindergarten. What the hell do you do?
"I don't want the talent of concentration anymore. I'll just click on it and exchange it for money. In this era, I can catapult into the air with a pig in my arms."

[Cannot fly, the host is too mediocre, has no special talents, and will fail the college entrance examination if nothing unexpected happens, and his future is bleak]

"I'm fucking your grandma, bitch!"

After countless fruitless negotiations, Jiang Shu was forced to accept the fact that the system after his rebirth might be mentally retarded.

[New task now released. There are 68 people in the class. Your Chinese score ranks 42nd. Please surpass Xie Ming who ranks 30th in the next Chinese test. There are 268 days left until the college entrance examination.]

[Task Reward: Yan Zhenqing's Regular Script]

Jiang Shu was so angry that he was shaking. This system was really out of control. He couldn't even remember what Xie Ming looked like, and he didn't even know if there was such a classmate in high school. The point was, he was still a five-year-old kid. Where could he find that guy named Xie Ming to compete in a high school Chinese exam?
"I'm only five years old now, do you think it's appropriate?"

[Suitable, under the correct guidance of the system, the host can become an all-round talent]

Seeing that communication was impossible, Jiang Shu decided to change the way of asking questions.

"Well, help me find Xie Ming first, and then I will be able to surpass him in the Chinese language test."

【Xie Ming is your classmate】

"I'm your grandma!"

Jiang Shu was so angry that he vomited blood. Why was this idiot so stubborn and refused to listen to any advice or advice?
According to the original timeline, if he wanted to surpass Xie Ming in Chinese, he would have to wait until 13 years later. Well... if it was faster, he would have to become classmates in the first year of high school 11 years later.

But now he has been reborn. He can enter the key junior high school in his hometown without much effort, and can be admitted to the key high school with a little effort. It is possible that he will never meet that guy named Xie Ming in this life.

The point is, just to write more beautifully in the future, he has to wait at least 11 years. Is he bored?

As a reborn being, how could he be interested in such a reward?
It’s a rubbish task, so don’t do it!
After finally calming down his mind that was about to go crazy, Jiang Shu decided to just pretend that the system didn't exist. After all, he wouldn't die without it.

"Hey, Jiang Xiaoshu, Jiang Xiaoshu, what are you doing? You're making faces while feeling angry and amused at the same time. You think it's an honor to fall into the toilet, right?"

Teacher Zhang had just washed his pants and hung them on the clothesline outside. The weather was good now, so it would probably be almost done in no time.

As a result, when I turned around, I saw Jiang Shu standing there stupidly, laughing and angry at the same time, with his naked butt not embarrassed at all.

Hearing the teacher's words, the surrounding children burst into laughter.

Jiang Shu's face twitched slightly, and he told himself not to be angry. Compared with the damage caused to him by the crappy system, this was not even considered black material.

"Okay, all the kids playing outside, come into the classroom. Teacher Zhang is going to teach you a new life skill now~"

"Oh!"

The kids answered in unison, sounding so cute.

But Jiang Shu was a little confused. He had no memory of any of the faces around him. So the question was, where was his seat?

Hmm...small problem. As long as he is the last one to enter the classroom, the empty seat will definitely be his.

The problem is that he will be doing it in front of all the kids, and he will be naked, which doesn't look good in terms of image.

Forget it.

Ignore this sense of shame!

I, Jiang Shu, am a person who achieves great things and does not care about small details.

So, after waiting for all the children to return to their little benches and sit upright with their hands folded, Jiang Shu looked at the only empty seat in the classroom and turned his head away with a disdainful smile. How could this stump him?

Then he crossed his arms across his chest and walked towards his seat with a haughty look.

When has Crayon Shin-chan ever felt ashamed?
Seeing his cocky look, Teacher Zhang, who was standing on the podium, couldn't help wanting to laugh, but he felt that it would damage his image, so he had to hold it back.

Jiang Shu jumped onto his little stool and lay lazily on the table in a daze. He had no interest in the little life skills that Teacher Zhang was about to talk about.

At this moment, the girl with two little deer antlers on the side suddenly stretched out her fingers and poked him twice.

"Xiaoshu, Xiaoshu, it's wrong for you to sit like this. Teacher Zhang told us that we must sit upright during class~"

Jiang Shu turned his head and took a look. Isn't this the delicate and pretty little girl who brought the teacher here just now?
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(End of this chapter)