Becoming a God from a Water Monkey

Chapter 1085 All Loyal Ministers, the Mirage Dragon Has No Horns! (Two Chapters Combined)

“Hey hey hey!

The treacherous ministers have jumped out! The Third Prince is one! And Awei too! The treasury is in deficit, and it's all their doing! Only I, the Fierce Fang General, have the ability to fill the Heavenly Treasury!

Absolute loyalty!

The fat catfish puffed out bubbles, circled the pond, and swung its fins in a spiral motion, splashing water everywhere.

It proudly arched its round head, "Cannot move," and clenched its fists, then sprayed a water arrow at the eunuch Awei in the air, and sat on the central round stone, its long whiskers folded at a ninety-degree angle.

This is a major political boon!
"Fuck!"

The little mirage dragon clutched its head, twisting and screaming.

Since ancient times, serving a ruler has been like serving a tiger. One general's success is built on the bones of ten thousand. One careless move and you could be falsely accused by the fat man, losing a lot of goodwill. If this continues, will Long Sheng ever have a chance to rise to prominence?

Those country bumpkins are truly cunning!
"The accounts have nothing to do with me!"

"Whoever spits out the seeds reaps the rewards!"

"A little bit!"

"Puff puff!"

The argument and quarrel in the pond were incessant, with saliva falling like raindrops.

Long Eying sat in the pavilion, laughing and chuckling, her legs crossed and her chin resting on her hand.

"Can't move" covered its head, rolled over and climbed ashore to continue sunbathing; Awei folded its wings and landed on the stone table, cheering and swaying; Otter Kai and the beaver drew a circle and a line with a twig, each taking out some silver coins to place bets, while Long Yao and Long Li watched and joined in the fun.

Only the fist and the round head stood in the middle, signaling everyone to stop arguing and to stop the fighting.

Duan is a big family.

Despite attempts to dissuade them, the black and white energies spewed out and tangled, taking on various shapes, and began to fight. Stones rolled and fell into the pond, turning it into a murky mess.

Old giant clams keep their shells tightly closed to avoid accidentally swallowing mud and sand.

The situation is escalating.

"Practice until your body resembles a crane, and you can read two volumes of scriptures under a thousand pine trees."

I came to ask, but there was nothing more to say; "Clouds are in the blue sky, water is in the bottle..."

The opening poem captivated the entire audience.

The black and white fog swirled back.

Quietly.

After reciting the poem, Liang Qu's golden eyes swept across the area, gazing intently at the broken stones of the pond.

The fat catfish tightened its black skin, quickly exhaled black mist, and shouted that it was repairing the pond with its fist. It gently gathered, twisted, and picked at the edges like a bricklayer, smoothing and polishing them.

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Liang Qu withdrew his gaze and said calmly, "My favorite line is the last line of the 'Quest for the Way,' 'Clouds in the blue sky, water in the bottle.' You water beasts, some are clouds, some are water, you just do different things; you are all loyal ministers, there are no treacherous ministers!"

The fat catfish was a great pity.

"Boss!" The little mirage dragon quickly wrapped around Liang Qu's forearm. "You're so perceptive, boss!"

"But the accounts are indeed incorrect."

The keyword triggers a scene where a fat catfish's long whiskers stretch straight, fold vertically in half, and cross like a dowsing ruler, firmly pointing towards the small mirage dragon.

The little mirage dragon's head stretched and contracted, its long whiskers following along, impossible to shake off.

The little mirage dragon was furious and scratched wildly with its claws, hurriedly explaining, "I didn't do it!"

“I know, it’s the Mirage Dragon. The Mirage Dragon tampered with the Yin-Yang and Five Elements.”

The little mirage dragon coiled its body tightly, its claws on its front abdomen clenched, and a cold glint flashed in its eyes: "An old man who doesn't die is a thief. Don't worry, boss, I'll make that old thing spit it out! He'll spit out as much as he's eaten!"

"I can't get it back, so the wrong debt has fallen on you." Liang Qu paused, paced back and forth, and sighed as he looked up. "The Yin-Yang Five Elements Seed originated from you and is bound to you. Half of the million-dollar debt has been given to you."

The little mirage dragon paused, its wisdom instantly expanding a million times as it touched upon the essence of the matter. Its expression changed rapidly, and finally it picked up Liang Qu's hand, spun and rolled around, and rubbed its head against him vigorously.

"Boss, our ancestor was farsighted and possessed unparalleled cultivation. His actions must have a profound meaning. The Five Elements Plate nurtured for two million is definitely of better quality than the one-million-dollar one..."

Snapped!
The bubbles that were clinging to the pond stone burst open.

The fat catfish reacted a beat slower. It looked at the little mirage dragon, then at the god, and fell into deep thought.

You need millions of seeds, and you need millions of evolutions.

The seeds cost a million, then two million, then one million is not one million... many millions.

Thoughts swirled in my mind for a long time, making me dizzy, before finally rushing out in a clear and unobstructed stream, like a flood bursting its banks, pouring towards the only outlet.

Little Mirage Dragon...

"He's going to become a great demon!" Long Yao said, enjoying the spectacle.

Click!

A bolt from the blue struck, thunder rumbled, and the fat catfish shuddered as if struck by lightning. It looked around blankly, then its rolling body slid off the round stone and fell into the water, its long, straight whiskers drooping limply.

Long Eying couldn't help but squat down and pat Ah Fei's head.

The white belly turned up.

Submerged in the pond.

The north wind howls, and glistening flowers fall.

The battle ended without bloodshed or a complete breakdown.

Otter and Beaver packed up their stalls, grabbed their bags of silver, and went into the wooden house.

"Cannot move" means stretching out the limbs.

Peace and quiet, life is beautiful...

Liang Qu pinched the little mirage dragon's head.

Unexpectedly, it makes sense.

Ten wisps of mirage energy converged, merging Yin and Yang with the Five Elements to create the [Yin-Yang Five Elements Seed], the key to the back door of the Dream Dynasty. From beginning to end, it was all part of the Mirage Dragon's legacy arrangement.

The Mirage Dragon may not have known about the existence of the Water Essence, otherwise things wouldn't have come together like a chain. Could it be that the Mirage Dragon had already prepared a backup plan and knew about the Water Essence before arranging the Mirage Qi inheritance?

That's nothing to worry about. It proves that the use of this essence is not unique; at most, it's rare enough that there's no need to hide it.

Therefore, apart from the essence of water, there must be other methods to accelerate the growth of the [Yin Yang Five Elements Seed], and the little mirage dragon can also benefit from it.

It's something that can't be avoided.

"Boss, is the Five Elements Seed still being nurtured?" The little mirage dragon clashed its claws together, full of anticipation.

An old house where a treasure.

Praise to our ancestors!
Great, needless to say!

"Hurry up!"

Liang Qu grasped the five elements.

The atmosphere has already reached this point, and it's not like the essence of the water is insufficient, especially since it's not my responsibility to pay for it.

Four million, what a heavy sum!
The fat catfish surfaced again, revealing its eyes, and bit its long whiskers, pulling them out sharply.

Of the five great generals, only the Fierce Fang General was the first to become a great demon. He roamed freely, conquering the Jianghuai region, and worked hard to become the number one general under the Heavenly God. He was far ahead of the Heavenly God. However, the little Mirage Dragon received the blessing of its ancestors and the supply of the dynasty, and in an instant, it became its equal!

The little mirage dragon already has the help of mirage energy; if it transforms into a great demon, wouldn't it be unable to defeat it again?

Although the fat catfish was reluctant to admit it, the little mirage dragon was significantly stronger than the others in the same realm!

[It can consume 483944 points of Water Essence to nurture the Yin-Yang Five Elements Plate.]

Water essence, a second start!
It is read as 483944, but is actually 967888.

Within Ze Ding, the price of essence has plummeted by millions once again!

[Water Essence: 2.42 million]
The budget far exceeded expectations, doubling from one million.

Fortunately, the profits were still substantial, exceeding 1.6 million!

The essence is divided into two halves, the Five Elements Seed and the Little Mirage Dragon each get half. The Five Elements Seed, the size of a palm-sized walnut, radiates colorful brilliance and expands to the size of a small peach, its shell shiny and glossy.

Click!

Cracks appeared.

All the shimmering light was absorbed into the crack without a sound.

Try squeezing it.

Hard as a rock.

Liang Qu did not dare to force the birth.

While waiting for the five elements to change, he activated the spiritual link of the little mirage dragon to communicate with Ze Ding.

[Can evolve a small Mirage Dragon into a full-fledged Mirage Dragon]

Mirage Dragon!

What changes would occur if the smaller print were removed?
The second great demon under his command was the mysterious and unpredictable Mirage Clan. Liang Qu was filled with anticipation, and a thought flashed through his mind. Whoosh.

The little mirage dragon suddenly felt a burning heat in its body and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, power! Endless power is surging out from my body!"

As the golden cocoon enveloped it, the little mirage dragon gave the fat catfish a defiant look.

Humph.

Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, today we've been reborn and are going to beat the fat catfish to a pulp!

The fat catfish thrashed about restlessly in the pond.

Witnessing the little mirage dragon catch up with him was more painful than losing ten treasure fish, or being summoned halfway through the banquet!
The evolution from a demon to a great demon generally takes longer.

and.

"so big……"

Liang Qu observed the size of the golden cocoon with surprise.

The greater the evolution, the greater the golden cocoon.

Among Liang Qu's subordinates, only Awei could rival the size of the little mirage dragon. Its length was about the same as a leather belt, which allowed it to wrap around Liang Qu's body, making him look like a dragon-taming Arhat.

The golden cocoon is currently extremely long and narrow, almost enclosing half of the pond.

Even if a three-acre pond is round, its circumference is still 160 meters, so half of it would be 80 meters.

Swapping a shotgun for a cannon!

It doesn't look like a dragon from front to back.

"Click."

Liang Qu lowered his head, and the cracks in the Five Elements Seed in his hand gradually opened up. The cracks expanded from the gaps to a point where a finger could be inserted, revealing its true form before the golden cocoon.

Black and white intertwined.

It's not quite like a yin-yang fish; it's more like two intertwined black and white energies embedded in a rectangular disc resembling the Bagua (Eight Trigrams). The edges of the disc shimmer with different colors, locking in the two energies.

There is a sense of life and death coming and going.

As the cracks expand further, the outer "seed coat" shatters like thin ice and merges into the Five Elements Plate.

boom!
Ten colors of brilliance.

Water beasts and dragon girls approached.

"Is this the key to the dynasty?" Long Li asked curiously.

"probably."

"It's really pretty." Long Yao's eyes sparkled.

pretty?

Liang Qu raised an eyebrow, weighed the object in his hand. It was quite heavy, weighing several hundred pounds. It had no earth-shattering power or strong aura, and was quite ordinary. However, when he held and moved it, there was a strange resistance, as if he were wielding a sword in liquid.

The same applies when placed in water.

There is a kind of spatial representation that, like water waves, possesses fluid properties with substantial resistance.

"How do I use it?" Long Eying asked.

Liang Qu slightly twisted his wrist, guessing, "Twist it?"

"Twist it?" Long Eying asked in surprise.

"I don't know, but it gives me the feeling that you should find a place with a lot of energy and press down on it, like inserting a key into a lock, and then turn it a few times, just like a key."

It was terrifyingly convenient. Liang Qu didn't dare to move the Five Elements Plate casually, for fear that if he turned his wrist, he would fit the definition of "twisting" and open the Dream Dynasty in his own backyard, directly facing the Great Ancestor of Dali, the change of sects and families, the change of dynasties, and the pressure of the first emperor.

Communicate with Zeding.

[Can consume 200,000 units of Water Essence to generate Yin-Yang and Five Elements seed seeds.]

It can also replicate offspring?

Liang Qu was somewhat surprised.

Is the Mirage Dragon really finding a secure job for its little Mirage Dragon that it can live off for a lifetime?
By crafting keys, a continuous stream of essence is generated.

Two hundred thousand essences are no small matter, and unless the imperial court supports them, Liang Qu has no intention of making a backup.

If Zhenxiang can enter, he can apply himself, and the court will not refuse; if Zhenxiang cannot enter, he is not qualified to enter, and copying the seed is useless.

"Find some time to send it to the capital."

The thought of this treasure, which could influence the world's格局 (geju, meaning overall situation or pattern), being in the small rectangular plate in the palm of his hand made Liang Qu feel like the potato was burning hot. He carefully put the round head into the vortex and placed it steadily in the center.

boom!
The moment the Five Elements Plate was placed, the golden light in the pond shattered.

The light dissipated.

The fat catfish stared wide-eyed, frozen in place.

A look of amazement flashed in the eyes of Roundhead, Fist, Awei, Otter Open, and Beaver.

What a mighty white dragon!
Its undulating body, covered in white scales, is no different from a real dragon. Under the sunlight, it gleams with a pale blue light. The high points of the waves protrude from the wall, appearing and disappearing. Around its neck is a ring of white fur like a lion's mane, and white mist ribbons swirl around its entire body!

Auspicious!

On the long street, the villagers were stunned to see the undulating dragon body emerge.

What kind of things does Grandpa Liang keep?
"Hahaha, boss, I've grown horns!" The little mirage dragon's voice was full of joy as it ran its claws from root to tip, just like a beaver combing its slicked-back hair.

Liang Qu smiled and flicked his finger.

The air blast hit the dragon's horn, startling the little mirage dragon, which instinctively protected its horn.

boom!
The air bullet pierced through the claw gap and struck the dragon's horn, but the horn remained completely unharmed!

"They really have horns?" the dragon girl exclaimed in surprise.

The little mirage dragon touched it again and again, overjoyed: "Everyone said it was real! I really have grown dragon horns!"

Bang!
The fat catfish seized its opportunity and leaped up.

Black smoke exploded, mixed with white smoke.

The little mirage dragon's laughter stopped abruptly, and it reached out a claw to touch the top of its head.

Clean and tidy.

Bare.

"what!!!"

The black and white beasts clashed, and a bloody storm was about to break out, but Liang Qu stopped the two beasts.

"Alright, the Mirage Dragon has no horns, Third Prince, don't force it."

Mirage dragons have no horns; this applies not only to great demons but also to demon kings!

"I'm tired." The little mirage dragon collapsed by the pond.

The law of conservation of happiness applies: the little mirage dragon suffers a setback, while the fat catfish perks up.

Liang Qu stroked the mane on the little mirage dragon's neck. The little mirage dragon was quite big; it was a pity it wouldn't be able to become the Arhat who subdues dragons in the future. "Tell me, what supernatural powers does it possess?"

I remember that the little mirage dragon had five innate skills: [Riding the Clouds and Mist], [Turning Illusion into Reality], [Playing Dead], [Escape], and [Dreaming of Butterflies].

Among them, the two most lethal are [Transformation from Illusion to Reality] and [Dream Butterfly]. The former is a common white mist attack, which, when combined with the ancestral mirage energy, has the power of a true immortal. The latter is the key to entering the Immortal Island and can also put people into a deep sleep, making it comparable to poison.

"Supernatural powers? I don't think so? Wait, there are some."

The little mirage dragon perked up and shook itself.

The enormous body, hundreds of meters long, gradually shrank, quickly shrinking to fifty meters, twenty meters, ten meters, until it was back to its original size of only a few feet!

The water beasts were greatly alarmed and hurriedly looked towards Liangqu.

Liang Qu shook his head: "I didn't use the Ruyi."

Even with the Ruyi, such scaling cannot be achieved; this is a hundredfold change. The Ruyi can only achieve tenfold scaling, which is already quite remarkable.

Not only that.

The little mirage dragon took a deep breath, and its body swelled up like a balloon, instantly exceeding 100 meters in length, and then multiplied several times over: two hundred, three hundred, five hundred, one thousand, two thousand!
If that doesn't end, it will rise all the way up to...

"Alright, alright, change back quickly! You're scaring the villagers." Liang Qu heard the villagers shouting and hurriedly stopped the little mirage dragon.

At this moment, one of the little mirage dragon's claws was larger than the entire pond, with five distinct toes, casting a shadow that blotted out the sky, and it was completely suspended in the air!

Not only Yixing Town, but even Pingyang Prefecture City, which is more than ten miles away, can be seen clearly!
The entire surrounding area was in an uproar!

Seeing the dense crowd, the little mirage dragon quickly shrank back and wrapped itself around Liangqu's large arm again.

"How could there be such a big difference?" Liang Qu was incredulous.

"It's a transformation from illusion to reality," the little mirage dragon said matter-of-factly. "It's all an illusion, yet it's all a real body!"

(End of this chapter)