A healing writer? No, it's a depressing writer!

Chapter 9: People live for Sakurajima Mai
A few years ago, there was a popular term on the Internet called "Siman Man".
The general meaning is -

This guy is so handsome that he looks like he came out of a comic book.

Since there are comic book men in this world, there must be comic book women as well.

Obviously, the 'Senior Sister Taozi' mentioned by the fat man is a typical comic book girl.

As a veteran 2D fujoshi, Momoko's name is well-known in the entire Cos community.

Strangely enough, although Taozi’s major was Chinese Language and Literature, she became popular in school not by relying on her own real talents and knowledge.

But relying on all kinds of fancy other things.

Although her nickname is "Peach", her favorite fruit is -

It is Huanghuali, which is produced in the Jiangnan region.

Although she looks like the Japanese anime character Sakurajima Mai, what she hates most is——

That is, others call her Sakurajima Mai!

As for the reason, it is very simple. In Taozi's words,

"Mai Sakurajima is the ideal of the human world!"

"No one can compare to Mai-senpai, of course, not even me, Momoko!"

Although he does not have much attainment in literature, he has outstanding appearance and strong communication skills.

Taozi successfully became the president of the school literary club.

This time, in order to successfully host this year's "Three Love Letter Contest", the entire literature club——

It can be said to be painstaking!
"I will definitely make the literature club flourish under my leadership!"

In order to fulfill the oath she made during the election, Taozi tried her best, using all her resources and all the methods she could think of.

Promote the holding of this 'Three-Line Love Letter Contest'!

Judging from the huge crowds and the loud drums and gongs,

There is no doubt that her efforts are worth it.

At least, compared to previous years, this year's "Three-line Love Letter Contest"——

There are many more students participating!

"Students who want to register, please come to me." Taozi had a sweet smile on her face and directed the students who wanted to register in an extremely delicate and gentle tone, "I, Taozi, will be responsible for registering everyone."

Some people sign up for this three-line love letter competition because of their love for literature.

But for some people, their purpose of participating in the Three-Line Love Letter Competition is not simple.

Take Yang Wei for example!

Seeing the fat man drooling when he saw Taozi, Jiang Hai couldn't help but complain:
"Are you planning to come here to participate in the competition? I'm embarrassed to point it out to you!"

As the ultimate dream of boys in the Chinese Department, many male students came to participate in this three-line love letter competition.

Just to witness the elegance of this legendary senior sister Taozi with my own eyes!
Even if nothing can happen between me and Taozi-senpai,
That at least.
It would be nice to have a few more words with Senior Taozi!

When we first arrived at the scene, many male classmates were questioning——

"Mai Sakurajima?"

“The ultimate dream of a Chinese major boy?”

“Is it as exaggerated as the rumor says?”

But when they actually arrived at the scene and saw the rumored Peach in person, they realized——

Pretty!

This is so beautiful!
This is even more Sakurajima Mai than Sakurajima Mai!
A total comic book girl!

"Senior Taozi, I want to sign up!"

"Senior Taozi, I want to sign up too!"

"Senior Taozi, I came here first, look here, look here."

Don't worry whether it's for the literary dream or for something else.

In short, the number of students who registered on-site was higher than in previous years.

A lot more!

For Peach, that was enough.

"Please line up one by one, take your time, and don't crowd."

As the president of the literature club, it was not Taozi's turn to do things like helping classmates fill out registration forms.

However, in order to attract as many students as possible to sign up, Taozi decided to do it herself -

Help the students who come to the scene to fill out the registration form step by step.

"My classmate, what's your last name? Li, right? Muzi Li is a good name."

"Classmate, what about you? Is your last name Lin? Mumu Lin is very good."

"What's your last name? He? Keren He? Okay, I like this last name very much."

Taozi has a habit when she is responsible for filling out registration forms for her classmates.

She likes to separate people's surnames and read them separately.

In Taozi's words, she thinks calling someone by their name is very poetic.
Just as Taozi was filling out the registration form for the students present, she was busy.

Suddenly, a male classmate walked from the back row to the front row and approached Taozi: "Hello, I want to sign up."

"Okay." Taozi didn't even raise her head, and kept writing on the paper in her hand, "Student, what is your last name?"

"My last name is Kun."

"Your last name is Kun, right? What a good name." Just as Taozi was about to fill in her classmate's last name on the registration form, "Classmate Kun, the word Kun can be broken down into two parts: Sun."

She had just said half of her words, just as she had split the word "Kun" into two parts and spit out the word "Ri" from her mouth, she swallowed the "Bi" that came out at the end.

She put away her smile and looked up at the boy in front of her, as if to say -

"Are you here to mess things up?"

Taozi looked up at Jiang Hai in front of her, frowned, and said nothing.

The scene suddenly became awkward.

Fortunately, the fat man came to the rescue in time:

"Senior Taozi, don't bother with him. He just came here to cause trouble on purpose."

“I really love literature!”

"I am also from our Department of Literature. I want to sign up."

Taozi habitually ignored Jiang Hai in front of her, calmed down, and looked at the fat man in front of her again.

In order to ensure that the embarrassing situation just now will not happen again,

This time, Taozi deliberately did not ask for the surname, but directly asked the fat man's name:

"Okay classmate, what's your full name?"

"My name is Yang Wei."

The "Yang" peach pen had just moved halfway, but when he heard the full name "Yang Wei", the pen in his hand froze again.

She frowned and stared at the fat man in front of her angrily, her tone full of seriousness:

"I don't like these cheap jokes."

Being misunderstood by the goddess, he seemed to realize something.

The fat man looked innocent, then panicked and hurriedly explained to Taozi:

"No, Taozi-senpai, please listen to my explanation——"

"I am really Yang Wei!"

"My classmates have been calling me Yang Wei since primary school. Even in high school, they still call me Yang Wei."

"Everyone in the class knows me, Yang Wei. If you don't believe me, you can go and ask!"

Although the fat man has tried his best to explain and tried his best to prove the authenticity of his words.

But I don't know why.
He always has a feeling that the more he explains, the worse it gets.

The more he explained, the weirder the students looked at him.

This made the fat man's heart collapse:
"I am really Yang Wei!!!"

"Senior Taozi, please believe me!"

This misunderstanding made Taozi angry and embarrassed at the same time:

"Love is what you want!"

After saying this, Taozi stuffed the registration form on the table into Fatty's hand and said in a delicate voice,

"Take the form and fill it out yourself. I'm too lazy to fill it out for you!"

I don't know what happened.
The fat guy just felt that he said a name to Senior Taozi.
Then, Senior Taozi, who was originally kind to others, suddenly became rude to herself.

This made the fat man a little confused:
"No, is my name so lethal?"

After the fat man got the registration form,

Taozi felt like she was being teased and the anger in her heart had not yet subsided.

Jiang Hai walked up to her quietly:

"If you don't fill out the form for me."

"Then could you please return the registration form to me so I can fill it out myself?"

Being teased repeatedly——

Not just once, but twice in a row!

Taozi frowned and looked at the boy in front of her with disgust:

"Don't you think these jokes you guys make are pretty lowbrow?"

Low level?

Being stared at by Taozi with such disgust,

As if he had guessed what was in her mind, Jiang Hai shrugged innocently.

He took the registration form from the table, picked up the pen, crossed out the word "Kun" in the column that Taozi had just written, and then wrote the word "Kun" in the "Name" column with his other hand.

"I said my last name is Kun, not this 'Kun', but this 'Kun'——"

"Tu Shenkun."

(End of this chapter)