A healing writer? No, it's a depressing writer!

Chapter 7: Wise people do not fall in love, but build a beautiful motherland!

From an editor’s professional perspective, how well is this book “Two Thousand Years of Ups and Downs of a Poor Ghost”?
From the introduction and the beginning, you can't say it's a piece of shit.
But at least, it can be counted as half a lump!
First of all, from the perspective of male readers, your novel is designed for male readers.

Your protagonist is actually a woman?
Since your protagonists are all women, why don’t you write for female characters instead of male characters?
Isn't this rebellion against Tiangang?

Secondly, from the perspective of literary style, just by looking at the beginning of "Poor Ghost", it is obvious that the author's writing skills are rather awkward.

There is no "Golden Three Chapters" or "Golden Five Chapters" in the traditional sense.
At the beginning, there were no particularly strong conflicts.

In other words, there is nothing interesting to see from the beginning of this article.

"The protagonist is a woman?" Yang Shuman frowned as she flipped through the manuscript in her mailbox. "Writing a male-oriented novel from a female perspective?"

"This"

Objectively speaking, any mature editor would not sign such a wildly imaginative "sex change article".
This is because such "sex change articles" are basically flop articles and will most likely not achieve any results.

I looked back at the pile of so-called "manuscripts" in my mailbox——

【Stir-fry Editor】【Ultra's Son-in-law】【Red Wolf vs. Armor Hero】.
Any manuscript that was of acceptable quality would have already been signed by other colleagues.

If it is really perfect, there is no flaw in it.

How could it be my turn to sign?
With the mentality of "picking the tallest from the short" and "finding gold from the shit",
Finally, Yang Shuman sighed and decisively replied to the author of "The Poor Man's Two Thousand Years of Up and Down":
[Internal voting has passed, you can sign~]

"Finally passed?"

After submitting his manuscript to more than twenty editors, Jiang Hai received rejection responses from all of them.

The only time I voted for this new editor [Yang Shuman],
Finally, I got the reply of 'internal approval'.

“It’s really not easy.”

I don't care whether this person is a new editor, nor do I feel discouraged by this series of rejections.

After receiving the news that 'internal vote passed'.

Jiang Hai quickly opened the author backend website of Xingtian Chinese Network, and began to fill in various basic information about himself, preparing to start the serialization of "Poor Ghost" directly on the website.

When filling in the [Author's Pen Name] column, Jiang Hai hesitated a little:

"What should I choose as my pen name?"

For an author, a pen name is important, but it’s also not that important either.

Jiang Hai originally wanted to seize the fortune of those online writers in his previous life, and he also planned something similar to -

【Tang Family Four Young Masters】

【Tiancan Fire Bean】

【Chenxi】

But then I think about it, it seems unnecessary?
After much deliberation, Jiang Hai finally typed a name in the [Author's Pen Name] column:
[Bring an umbrella but not a knife on a rainy night]

"You are the one!"

After the website has reviewed and approved Jiang Hai’s personal information.

Jiang Hai decisively uploaded the manuscript of "Two Thousand Years of Poor Ghost" to the website.

This also marks the beginning of Jiang Hai's online writing career——

Officially opened!
"It's time for you to experience the fear of being dominated by the 'Rainy Night God'."

When I finished the work at hand and came out of the library, it was already 6:30 in the afternoon.

It was almost dusk and the sunset was just right.

The afterglow of the setting sun shines on every corner of the campus.

All of this seems so quiet and peaceful.

It was lunchtime, Jiang Hai called Fatty out of the dormitory, and then the two of them went straight to the cafeteria.

Although he kept shouting:

"I'm dumped."

"I am so sad."

"Swallow, how can I live without you?"

But the fat man didn't eat any less rice in his bowl. He finished three bowls of rice in a row, and then went to the cafeteria aunt to get two big bowls of pork rib soup.

"Gulp~Gulp~" The fat man swallowed the two large bowls of pork rib soup in one breath, his fat face full of melancholy, "Brother Hai, I am really sad!"

"You're so sad, but you still eat so much?"

"I am turning my grief and anger into appetite!"

For some people, a broken heart is no less than a satisfying torture.

Some people can drop from 200 kg to 100 kg directly after a breakup.

Directly turn grief and anger into motivation for exercise!
And for some people, a broken heart is simply an indulgence of themselves!

"Brother Hai, why do you think she broke up with me?"

Looking at Yang Wei, who was bloated with food, had a greasy mouth, and fat all over his face, leaving only a pair of small eyes.

Jiang Hai patted his round belly:

"Trust me, missing her--"

"It's your blessing."

How can you avoid meeting a few scumbags in your life?

Love is nothing more than that little thing——

You come to me and I go to you.

"How can we talk about love between men and women when our country is not yet strong and prosperous?"

Different from the fat man's obsession with love, Jiang Hai's view on love is actually relatively sober.

The reasons why contemporary young people, especially boys, are unwilling to fall in love are nothing more than the following four points:

First, he looks very ordinary.

Second, the money earned is only enough for oneself to spend.

Third, he likes smoking, drinking and playing games.

Fourth, there is not much time and energy.

As a boy, why do you want to find someone to——

Evaluate your first, share your second, obliterate your third, and waste your fourth?
Don’t be a bootlicker and keep the money you save for yourself.

Eat whatever you want.

Play whatever you want.

You have lived this carefree, free life -

Isn’t it fragrant?

After listening to Jiang Hai's analysis of the philosophy of life,

As if he had suddenly realized something, the fat man slapped his thigh and exclaimed:
"Fuck, what you said makes a lot of sense!"

"Have a cigarette." Jiang Hai took out a cigarette from the fat man's trouser pocket, then put it in his mouth and lit it. "So, you just listen to me——"

"Missing her is your blessing"

The fat man thought for a while and found that there was no logical rebuttal to Jiang Hai's speech.

He took out a cigarette from the cigarette box and began to think carefully:

"Brother Hai, if you say so..."

"Isn't it true that dating is of no benefit to boys?"

Are you asking if dating is good for boys?

Of course there is!
However, from Jiang Hai's perspective, he could only come up with six points about the benefits of dating for boys:
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"A wise man does not fall in love, but builds a beautiful motherland." Jiang Hai slowly exhaled a puff of mist from his mouth. "If you still have aspirations for love, and still want to fall in love, and if you want to die if you don't fall in love, then I advise you to go back to the dormitory and have two tubes."

"If you have two tubes, you won't have to think so much.
(End of this chapter)