A healing writer? No, it's a depressing writer!

Chapter 259: I woke up from my dying illness. I was the great power. From now on, the offense and defense will change!

A cook who doesn't want to become a general is not a good soldier. Now that he has come out to make a living, which writer doesn't have a dream of becoming famous?
People live in this world for two things:

One is to compete for fame.

The second is profit-seeking.

Of course, if you must add a third point, you can also add having sex with women.

Don’t be fooled by the fact that some wealthy people appear to be confident and calm in front of the TV cameras:

"I don't care about money. I have no interest in money."

Is he really not interested in money?

No.

The reason why he has no interest in money is because he has a card.

Whether in school or society, if a person suddenly appears around you, he approaches you without seeking fame or fortune, and even shows no interest in women.

So at this time, please be careful -

He is most likely gay.

The reason why he had no interest in fame and fortune, and always talked about his disgust for the opposite sex, and kept saying that he didn't want to have sex with women, was not because he was a saint who had entered a transcendental realm, but because -

He wants to fuck you
Three days have passed since Jiang Hai submitted his article, and during these three days, it has not caused any waves.

Everything is so calm.

Unlike what he had expected, Jiang Hai did not receive any reply from the publishing house for several days.

However, Jiang Hai was not in a hurry. He always held on to one belief:
"Let the bullets fly for a while"

Chenghai Drama Academy.

Ten o'clock in the morning.

On the way to the multimedia classroom in Lide Building for class.

I don't know why, but as if he was stimulated by something, Deng Ziming, the newly appointed deputy monitor of the third-year Chinese Language and Literature major, was full of resentment and endless sorrow.

I saw him walking hurriedly past the people in Jianghai dormitory.

At the same time, he kept mumbling:

"Oh shit!"

"damn it!"

"Fuck you!"

"I just want to make money now. I don't have the energy to think about this bullshit love."

There are generally two types of people in college. One of them is the one who is recognized as the King of the Sea by the entire class or even the entire grade.

They may not be rich, but they must be good-looking.

A small room is opened for three days, and a larger room is opened for five days.

Life never stops, the firing never stops.

For this kind of people, the motto they stick to in life is:

"We are not scumbags, we just want to give a home to girls all over the world"

Obviously, deputy monitor Deng Ziming does not belong to this category at all.

well known-

The more people lack something, the more they will show off.

Just like you won’t see Mr. Ma showing off to you:

"Today I sold a Gucci bag, a Porsche coupe, and a new luxury car from Tomson Yipin"

Both the old Ma and the young Ma are rich enough and do not bother to use these external things to prove their strength.

If you received a salary today, and it was a good amount, you would show it off to Lao Ma excitedly:

"Damn, I got a salary of 50,000 today. I'm so capable."

The old horse will only smile mysteriously and look at you meaningfully:
"Don't mention money to me. I have no concept of money. But even though I have no concept of money, I still want to congratulate you anyway."

But if you use the same words to show off to Xiao Ma:

"Boss Ma, I paid you 50,000 yuan in salary today!"

“I’m awesome.”

That pony will just flatter you while being stunned:
“So promising?”

"I have to charge a few sets of 648 to see how strong it is."

Through careful observation in life, we can easily find that no matter in school or in society, those who shout every day -

"Make money!"

“I must make money”

Not only does this kind of person fail to make money, but he is also a poor bastard, the type who can't even add up two hundred dollars even if he takes out all three pockets.

But if, at this level, there are still people who are super doubling up, shouting every day -

"I just want to make money now. I don't have the heart to talk about this bullshit love."

According to the masterpiece "The Interpretation of Dreams" by Sigmund Freud, the master of psychological psychoanalysis, it is very easy to infer from this sentence:

The person who keeps saying this kind of thing every day not only fails to make money, but is also poor and fails to get a woman.

First, lack of money.

Secondly, lack of love.

It is precisely because of the lack of these two that this sentence is often said:
"I just want to make money. I don't have time for some bullshit love."

Looking at the deputy class member Deng Ziming who was full of resentment and flashed past him in a hurry, the fat man Yang Wei was puzzled:
"This person."

"Why does he act like he's out of control? Who has provoked him?"

We are all experienced people, what are you talking about with me?
Jiang Hai revealed the secret:
"you still need to ask?"

"He must have been dumped."

Not long after, the well-informed and gossipy monkey Zhang Wenle approached the two of them mysteriously:
"Do you know that Deng Ziming has a girlfriend in another province? This girlfriend is his first love, and they have been dating since high school and college. His girlfriend's family conditions don't seem to be very good, but she wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination, so Deng Ziming works odd jobs in a milk tea shop outside the school to support her, and he sends his girlfriend 2,000 yuan every month as living expenses."

"Two days ago, it was their fifth anniversary. Deng Ziming wanted to give her a surprise, so he didn't tell her and secretly flew from Chenghai to Guangdong Province."

"Who would have thought that when I got downstairs to his girlfriend's house, I saw her kissing a man, and the two of them were hugging and kissing each other."

“Then they broke up.”

In this era, it is actually very difficult for the pure love party to succeed.

Generally, people who want to have pure love will end up in a very miserable situation.
In fact, when it comes to long-distance relationships, what is tested in the end is one's conscience.

Teacher Yi Zhongtian has a very thorough understanding of this kind of relationship between the sexes:

"The reason why partners are called partners is that they can accompany each other. In a long-distance relationship, first of all, you have very little time to accompany each other. Due to geographical reasons, the intersection between you will also be less. Whenever a woman has emotions, she wants to express them, but there is no way to get them resolved in time."

"At this time, if there is a person of the opposite sex around her and shows concern for her, she will be easily seduced by others."

Ordinary people, upon hearing about such unpleasant things like cheating, would definitely gossip about it.

But Jiang Hai had obviously gotten used to it.

Just as everyone started discussing:
"What on earth is the reason that caused the deputy class leader Deng Ziming to encounter such a series of troubles?"

Jiang Hai saw through it at a glance and concluded the tragedy in one sentence:

“A long-distance relationship is a love affair between two people and a carnival for four people.”

"As long as two people trust each other, all four will be safe." "Tell me why you are planning a surprise attack."

How can you live without a little green on your head?

It's just dating, not marriage.

Tell me, why are you so serious?

Just give your partner a call before you go.

Just give your partner a heads-up before you go.

Wherever
Unfortunately, there are no ifs and not so many buts in this world.

Jiang Hai took big strides and walked directly into the multimedia classroom.

Monkey Zhang Wenle turned his head and looked at the fat man Yang Wei beside him:
"Viagra, as you see."

"Why do you think Deng Ziming and his girlfriend have come to this point?"

Upon hearing this, the fat man frowned and fell into long and deep thought.

After a while.

He raised his head and looked at Zhang Wenle beside him seriously:

"I think the reason why they have come to this point is probably——"

"The money was too little."

The moment these words came out, Zhang Wenle almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda:
"Is that right? You are really awesome, no wonder everyone calls you a bootlicker."

For a long time, the three-person dormitory of Jiang Hai and Zhang Wenle, who was not a dormitory staff member, had been jokingly called by classmates in the class -

The Westbound Four!
Fatty Yang Wei is famous for his fat head and big ears. With his sturdy figure and Wolf Warrior-like personality, he is known as the Bajie in the team.

Chu Tianjiao, the muscle maniac, is down-to-earth and capable. He is the most self-disciplined and pragmatic member of the entire team, and is the well-deserved Sha Seng in the team.

Monkey Zhang Wenle, who looks like a monkey, nicknamed Monkey, calls himself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but those who are familiar with this person know that.
The Monkey King?

Great Sage of the Sky!

You can only be considered a Bi Ma Wen at best. There's no need for Little Yellow Dragon to take action. Tiger Vanguard can crush your dream of becoming a Great Sage with just three punches.

As for this river and sea.
Naturally, he is the well-deserved Tang Monk in the team!

The name Tang Monk is not a false name, nor does it mean that Jiang Hai is a bald man. The reason why Jiang Hai is called Tang Monk is entirely because Tang Monk's status in Buddhism is compared to Jiang Hai's reputation in the literary world.

That can only be called better than ever.
Jiang Hai already knew that "That Rabbit" was selected by the military as a patriotic propaganda animation, and that it had been a hot topic recently.

Just a while ago, in order to remember the national humiliation of September 918th in history.

The naval fleet changed its previous gentle style and became extremely tough, sending its combat-ready aircraft carrier fleet into the waters of the island nation.

With an aircraft carrier as the center, dozens of ships of all sizes and hundreds of escort boats were deployed in a battle posture and marched towards the waters of the island nation in a mighty manner.

Ninety years ago today, the island nation's Kwantung Army stationed in the Northeast suddenly attacked Shenyang and occupied the Northeast by force, officially starting the process of invading China.

Ninety years later, the Chinese Navy resolutely chose to march towards the waters of the island nation at the same time!

This is to show the world that—

Kou can go, so can I!

From now on, offense and defense will change!
Faced with the obstruction of the island nation's naval self-defense forces, the Chinese naval vessels, armed with live ammunition, resolutely shouted slogans to the other side:
"If you dare, shoot the fire control radar at me!!"

Even though, I am unwilling in every way.

However, under the absolute fire suppression, the island nation's Maritime Self-Defense Force could only watch the aircraft carrier fleet enter its own waters in silence.

The moment the aircraft carrier fleet entered the waters of the island nation.

The publicity department immediately went online.

The Navy immediately took a photo of thousands of boats setting off and entering the island nation’s waters, and added a famous quote from the film “Year Hare Affair” to promote it directly to the public:
[I will never regret coming to China in this life, and I will live in a flower-growing country in my next life! ]

[I will keep everything out of the flower-growing family, for sure! ]

When this picture and these two texts were promoted on the Internet, they immediately sparked widespread heated discussion:
"Oh my god, this is awesome (breaking voice)! I feel like I am witnessing history, has this day finally come!!!"

"I sat up in shock from my dying illness, and found myself to be the superpower? Is this what it feels like to be a superpower? Cool! So fucking cool!!!"

"Hehehehe, you guys better have Tiga! I want to see how many nuclear bombs Tiga can withstand. (The ship approaches quickly)"

"I get so scared when I think about the fact that our country only has 38 heavy-armored combined brigades. (I was so scared that I couldn't help shaking and silently carried the rocket)"

"The rabbit grinned and took out the Outline of Modern Chinese History from his pocket. From now on, he will call out the names one by one."

On the one hand, the people were shocked by the sudden toughness of the Chinese naval forces, which suddenly switched from being honest farmers to being violent and teaching other powers a lesson.

This sudden change in identity made everyone feel a little uncomfortable.

on the other hand.

Everyone is surprised at an animation that has not even been officially launched.
The famous quotes in its plot can even be quoted repeatedly by the navy???

"What is the origin of this "That Rabbit"? Why does it feel so weird? There is actually the military to help promote it? Isn't this background a bit strange?"

How can you not take advantage of the popularity that comes right to your doorstep?

Just as the military sent out such a first shot, in the form of an official account, it directly began to help promote "Year Hare Affair".
The response of CAFA Animation Studio was very quick!
It immediately sketched an image of a hideous rabbit with a scar on its face on the studio’s official account, and directly tagged the rabbit with a series of promotional labels:

[Five thousand years old, introverted, afraid of violence, likes farming. 】

And, explain these labels on the rabbit one by one:
[Fear of violence: The rabbit was so frightened that it picked up a brick and beat the chicken to the ground. It swung the brick towards the chicken's head and cried out at the top of its lungs: "It's so scary, it's so scary, it's so scary."]

[S1: I like farming. (I’m honest)]

[S2: Why did you come to take my land? (tears streaming down my face)]

[S3: Your land is my land! ! ! ! (Roaring and approaching quickly)]

Up to this point, things have been going smoothly and not too outrageous.

It was not until Jiang Hai saw the resume written by art student Chen Hanying for the Chinese prototype rabbit in "That Rabbit" that he realized it.

He couldn't hold it tight for a moment:
[Rabbit: Age 75, actual age 5000, nominal age 9000, peace-loving, introverted, afraid of international violence, likes farming, participated in the World Fighting Championship for the first time in the Korean Peninsula in 1951, and won the championship by defeating 1 opponents. Then he defeated the South Asian heavy gunner in 17, defeated the polar bear with bare hands in 1962, and knocked down the Southeast Asian champion with one hand in 1969. Since then, he has won the regional championship many times without losing a single time. Nicknamed "Conquering People with Virtue".]

Looking at this series of written introductions about rabbits, it is also a flower grower.

Jiang Hai couldn't help laughing and shaking his head:
“You guys are really good at making things happen.”

It has to be said that this unexpected attack by the navy fleet really brought tremendous wealth and popularity to "Year Hare Affair" and the CAFA Animation Studio.

"Year Hare Affair" was originally an animation promoting history and patriotism, and when it was broadcast, it happened to coincide with a series of current political hot spots.

This overwhelming discussion is simply unbearable.
Tens of thousands of people were immediately enlightened when they saw the collaboration between the animation production team of Year Hare and the Navy Propaganda Department:
"Hey, you know what, it does seem to be quite interesting."

As a Chinese, I can witness history and the rise of national defense power with my own eyes.

This should be a happy thing!
But at this moment, Tsinghua Academy of Fine Arts Animation Studio.

It took the production studio three months and all the hard work to produce this enlightenment animation for children. But before it even started airing, it directly collided with the "Year Hare Affair" which had over 100 million discussions.

In an instant——

The whole audience fell into silence, and no one could laugh at all.

Looking at the early animation promotional video launched by our side, there are a few scattered comments under the promotional video.

I took another look at "Year Hare Affair", which has not even started airing, but has already been discussed over 100 million times.

After a while of silence.

As if he had already given up hope.

Zhou Hongyi, the general manager of Qingmei Animation Studio, silently uttered:
"How can this be compared?"

(End of this chapter)