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Chapter 232: Please die and deify "Dragon Clan"! The official also wants to punish the aut
Chapter 232: Please die and deify "Dragon Clan"! The official also wants to punish the author? (4k)
Short, poor and ugly guys will never know how proactive girls can be towards handsome guys.
Do you want to ask whether Jiang Hai is handsome?
In fact, if his appearance is rated 10, he would probably get about 7.
However, when it comes to being pursued by girls, appearance is never a necessary option.
You have to have certain specialties.
You can sing, dance, and provide emotional value to girls.
You can also write books, create works, take photos or edit
In short, you have to have something that you are good at, the so-called shining point, so that you will be easily noticed by the girls around you.
Do you want to ask what Jiang Hai’s specialty is?
There is no doubt that this is definitely writing. The title of the number one in contemporary youth literary world is not groundless. This is an honor and title won through real efforts and achievements.
Do you want to ask what Yang Wei’s specialty is?
Yang Wei pondered for a while, and could only answer you very seriously:
"I have long legs (diao)."
To be honest, although the fat guy doesn't look good, when it comes to confidence, the entire Chenghai Drama Academy is better.
That is also something that few people can match?
Just now, in an open class, the fat guy was listening to the teacher's lecture attentively, and he glanced at...
I saw two good-looking long-legged girls behind the left side of my seats in the classroom. They were holding cameras and pretending to glance at me casually.
"If you like someone, you should express your love boldly. Why are you being so sneaky?"
The fat guy raised his head at a 45-degree angle to look up at the sky, with a handsome curve at the corner of his mouth. He struck several poses that he thought were cool, making it easier for the girl to take pictures of him.
He put his fist against his forehead, imitating the masterpiece "The Thinker" by the sculptor Rodin, showing off his extraordinary muscle lines.
With his hair done up, he looked more handsome than Dehua, and his furrowed brows revealed the man's low-key and profound character.
Sometimes he looked at the sky outside the window, sometimes he looked at the ground under the playground, and from time to time he gave two extraordinary glances back to the girls who were taking pictures of him.
"They must think I'm handsome now, right?"
The fat man thought silently in his heart.
It was the fat man's 36 fake moves in one second that confused the girl who was peeking at him:
"Isn't this guy a fucking idiot?"
It seemed that he couldn't bear the fat man's abnormal behavior.
It also seemed that he felt that the fat guy in front of him was irritating his eyes.
The pretty school girl, wearing a cool shirt on the upper body and a short skirt on the lower body, swayed her long and shiny legs and walked straight towards the two of them.
step.
One more step.
Another step.
"As expected, you still can't resist my charm?"
The fat man was immersed in his own fantasy world and couldn't extricate himself.
The schoolgirl walked in, feeling the girl's fragrance invading her nose, and the fat man directly said to her:
“Not at all.”
Unexpectedly, before he could finish his words, the hot schoolgirl bypassed him and handed a love letter to Jiang Hai:
"Senior Jiang Hai, please. Please date me!"
To be honest, when this sentence was shouted out, not only the fat man was confused, but Jiang Hai himself was also scared.
When he saw the schoolgirl handing Jiang Hai that pink love letter, the fat man's worldview collapsed:
"I've even thought of where we'll be buried together, but you came up with this?"
Jiang Hai quickly closed his notebook, fearing that someone else would find his email message:
“She shouldn’t have seen my computer screen???”
What dragon clan?
What National Library?
The schoolgirl didn’t have time to take a closer look at what was on Jiang Hai’s computer screen.
Jiang Hai closed his computer with a bang, and then looked up at the school girl in front of him with a look of astonishment:
"What are you doing??"
As for
Such a big reaction?
Jiang Hai's actions also made the school girl a little confused. She tried to defend Jiang Hai in her heart:
"Could it be that I frightened the senior because I was too straightforward?"
"Yes, that must be the case!"
Perhaps because she was too shy to confess for the first time, the schoolgirl hesitated in front of Jiang Hai:
"me"
As if she had made up her mind, the schoolgirl stuffed the pink envelope in her hand into Jiang Hai's hand, then ran out of the classroom without looking back.
"Senior Jiang Hai, please open this letter when you are alone and make sure no one else sees it."
He has long passed the age of youth, and things like a girl's confession of love would not cause any ripples in Jiang Hai's heart.
Quite the opposite.
Maybe he was a little bored?
"Fortunately, I reacted quickly enough." Jiang Hai touched the notebook on the table, feeling a little scared. "If I was a little slower and she saw my email, I would be finished."
Just as Jiang Hai was sighing, the fat man behind him stared at Jiang Hai with a resentful look:
"sometimes."
"I really want to stab you to death!"
Why is it that every time I appear with Jiang Hai, I am always just a background figure?
Why is it that every time I appear in the same frame with Jiang Hai, I am always treated as a clown?
"Why can't I receive love letters from girls?" The fat man was about to cry, his voice was slightly choked, "Why can't girls ever see the shining points in me?"
"Why don't any girls chase me?"
In fact, the reason why Fatty is so persistent in finding a partner in college, besides wanting to have a pure campus romance, is the most important reason.
Just want to escape!
If the fat guy was not greedy for other people's bodies, how could he persist in chatting up girls every day for decades? Not only would he kill the ugly ones, he would even kill the ugly ones when he was hungry.
"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking." Jiang Hai casually stuffed the pink love envelope into the table, then turned to look at him. "At this age when hormones are running wild, it's normal to have strange thoughts about the opposite sex's bodies during puberty."
"But people also need to know how to control their desires."
"In fact, apart from satisfying your physical needs, dating is not as good as you think."
To understand why the marriage fertility rate is declining now.
You have to first understand why more and more boys are unwilling to fall in love.
After a long period of observation and research, Jiang Hai summed up four reasons why boys are reluctant to fall in love:
First, he looks very ordinary.
Second, the money earned is only enough for oneself to spend.
Third, he likes smoking, drinking and playing games.
Fourth, there is no more time and energy.
Why look for someone to evaluate your first item, share your second item, obliterate your third item, and waste your fourth item?
Without a relationship, you can still have your own time and money.
But whenever you talk about love
Then, what about the impure species that can only produce gold coins?
"Then according to what you said, there is no benefit at all in dating?" The fat man looked at Jiang Hai beside him in disbelief and looked at him, "Girls are not monsters, they can't be that scary, right?"
"If you want to ask whether there are any benefits to dating, then I can only answer you that there are." Jiang Hai stuffed his notebook into his backpack and answered him without looking up, "As for the benefits of dating, I thought about it and summarized the following six points--"
"."
The fat man counted carefully with his fingers: "It's really six dots???"
After saying this, without caring about the fat man's reaction, Jiang Hai picked up his schoolbag, picked up the envelope on the desk, and walked out the door:
"As your brother, I have something to say to you: a wise man does not fall in love."
"Instead of spending time on dating, it is better to save time and improve yourself."
Walk from the classroom to the corridor.
Jiang Hai held the pink envelope sent by a sophomore girl and kept searching in the corridor:
“Where is the trash can?”
Love letters may be a novelty to others, but to Jiang Hai
I was already tired.
A standard love letter template is nothing more than piling up all kinds of self-righteously gorgeous words, describing the afternoon, sunset, meeting him (her) somewhere in the school, and then starting the plot of the movie and TV series as usual, the sun shines on your face, makes me moved, you are the April day in the world, so beautiful.
If Jiang Hai was 18 years old, he would still be very happy to receive such love letters. At the age of youth, it was really great to receive such letters expressing innocent love. But now, after experiencing the ups and downs of life, he once again received such a letter with a hint of girlish immaturity.
Jiang Hai could only give a four-character evaluation:
“Not as good as porn.”
What a famous person said is crude, but not without reason:
"Ten miles of spring breeze is not as good as *you."
When people reach a certain age, they will no longer be obsessed with these youthful and ignorant love things. Compared with saying "I miss you" and other words full of sour and rotten smells, people may be more willing to hear some more direct expressions -
"I want to fuck you."
It was precisely because he had no interest in these literary love letters full of sour and smelly smells that Jiang Hai was too lazy to even open the envelope. The first thing he did when he went out was to find a place to throw it away:
“Where’s the trash can?”
“Where’s the trash can?”
"The cleaning lady is so diligent today. How come she emptied all my trash cans?"
This was also the time when Jiang Hai was looking for a trash can to throw away his garbage.
at the corner.
A girl wearing a JK uniform and bunny ears came out from the corner of the stairs with a lollipop in her mouth, looking bored.
She has very delicate facial features and a relatively tall figure. As soon as she appeared in the teaching building area, she attracted a lot of onlookers.
"This"
"Isn't this Momoko-senpai from the literature club?"
As she is approaching her senior year, Taozi has been preparing materials for the postgraduate entrance examination. As she wants to upgrade from a bachelor's degree to a master's degree, Taozi's life has been very busy recently.
As a celebrity in the school, she has almost disappeared from public view in the past two months. The places she often appears are the study room and the library.
In other words, this period of time.
Taozi is either studying or on the way to study in order to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination.
"Jianghai?"
Since Jiang Hai joined the animation studio jointly established by CAFA and Chengxi Academy of Fine Arts as a literary producer, the probability of seeing Jiang Hai in the teaching building is -
It's no less than seeing a giant panda in the desert.
I saw Jiang Hai standing alone in the corridor.
Taozi shook the two pink bunny ears on her head. She picked up the lollipops in her hand and whispered to Jiang Hai:
"Jiang Hai, what are you wandering around for?"
Hearing someone calling him, Jiang Hai didn't think much and walked quickly towards Taozi.
He casually handed the pink envelope on the table to Senior Taozi:
"Help me throw it, thank you."
Then, without any unnecessary words, he walked straight downstairs to the teaching building.
To be honest, the teaching building is quite noisy.
There are sounds of reading.
There was the sound of conversation.
There were sounds of students playing and playing.
Taozi really didn't hear clearly what Jiang Hai said.
She only knew that Jiang Hai slapped an envelope into her hand and seemed to say something. Thank you?
Then he walked downstairs without looking back.
"What is this?"
Taozi held the pink envelope in her hand and was suddenly confused.
Remove the seal.
Open the envelope.
In the envelope, there was a small ultra-thin umbrella from a certain brand in the island country, a room card, and a small note written on letterhead paper.
There was only one sentence on the note:
[If you don't mind, I'll be waiting for you at Room 601 of Tingxuan Hotel at o'clock tonight. ]
Even though Taozi has experienced many big scenes in her daily life, this is the first time she has received something like this?
Without saying any unnecessary nonsense, you just give me the room card right away?
Would this be too aggressive?
Holding a small umbrella in hand.
Taozi subconsciously closed her legs, the shock on her pretty face was beyond words:
"What does Jiang Hai want to do?"
How would I know that the envelope contained such messy things?
Jiang Hai was walking back to the animation studio. He logged into his personal email account on his mobile phone and began to read the message sent to him by the National Library:
[Dear Mr. Jiang Hai, I am honored to inform you that the "Dragon Clan" series of books has been officially included in the National Library]
The National Library of China may sound grand, but in reality...
It is indeed very tall and majestic!
All literary works included in the [Book Collection Library] have made outstanding contributions in their respective fields.
In fact, although the National Library is called a "library", it collects not only books, but also various kinds of audio tapes, video tapes, slides, projectors, film copies, magnetic tapes, pictures, models, etc.
Not to mention other things, just the book collection alone includes more than 4,000 categories of books from the pre-Qin period to the Republic of China, which have been written in Chinese characters for more than 2,000 years.
More than 4,000 categories of books may sound like a lot, but please don’t forget
The Chinese nation has a total history of more than 5,000 years.
In the five thousand years of Chinese history, there are only more than four thousand categories of books collected?
This is enough to prove how valuable the Dragon Clan series of books is.
Even though there are many controversies online, "Dragon Clan" is defined by the National Library as a magical youth fantasy book.
As the originator of the domestic youth fantasy literature genre, an introduction to the book "Dragon Clan" is being compiled by the staff of the National Library and slowly uploaded to the backend system.
“This is a fantasy adventure story of a passionate young man, based on an Eastern dragon adventure story and incorporating Western fantasy elements, showing us a grand and mysterious fantasy world hidden beneath the extraordinary.”
Lu Mingfei.
Chu Zihang.
Xia Mi.
Painted pear clothes.
Chen Motong.
One by one, the information of each character was loaded into the electronic database.
From "Dragon One" to "Dragon Three", the series of classic sentences in the book are all synchronized on the book display page:
[Destiny is something that is born to be trampled underfoot. If you don't have the strength to resist it, just wait with courage.]
[A person can escape from all the demons in the world, but there is only one thing he can never get rid of, and that is his cowardly self. ]
[But a person is not truly dead when he stops breathing. Some people say that a person dies three times. The first time is when he stops breathing, biologically he is dead; the second time is when he is buried, people come to his funeral and remember his life, and then in society he is dead and there is no longer a place for him; the third time is when the last person who remembers him forgets him, and that is when he is truly dead.]
【All the blood of the king must end with the sword.】
A plagiarist should also have the persistence of a plagiarist.
Seeing his work recognized by the National Library, Jiang Hai suddenly felt relieved for some reason.
I relaxed all of a sudden.
“In the end, it’s worth it.”
For writers, the most feared thing is not their own fatigue and exhaustion, but that their works are not loved by readers and not recognized by the market.
As long as what I write can be liked by readers.
No matter how tiring it is, it is worth it in the end!
"I said, there will always be people who know what's good." Jiang Hai smiled calmly. At this moment, he was extremely cheerful. "Even if I get scolded, even if I have to endure a lot of criticism, even if Lao Mo is sent to the intensive care unit..."
"But now I have finally stood up!"
But just as he opened his heart and laughed heartily.
The next moment, the National Library sent a tweet using its official account.
The smile on his face froze instantly:
"Please go to die and be deified for the Dragon Clan."
(End of this chapter)
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