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Chapter 144: Calm down, don’t let anyone get killed!

Chapter 144: Calm down, don’t let anyone get killed!

There is a special term in psychology, and we call it "empathy".

The so-called empathy means that when people are extremely sad or extremely depressed, we do other things to divert our attention.

Because the attention is diverted, the sadness of the person is diluted, and the heart naturally will not feel so uncomfortable.

Everyone has a different way of empathy, for example, Chu Tianjiao——

Generally speaking, when he is upset, he will only do two things.

First, running, crazy running.

Five kilometers is for all kinds of emo, and ten kilometers is for all kinds of disobedience.

According to a survey by the Chinese Academy of Sciences, the dopamine secretion from running is second only to that from falling in love. It is precisely because I believe in this research very much——

Whenever Chu Tianjiao felt unhappy, he would go to the playground to run, and run like crazy!
Running can certainly help you relieve the boredom in your heart.

However, when running can't solve his emotional problems, Chu Tianjiao will pick up another means of empathy -

Play the game!
Playing games almost crazily!

I wonder if there is that kind of person around you, who is obviously a terrible cook, but whose mouth is like the bricks at the corner of a city wall——

Incomparably hard!

“I don’t know why you’re targeting me like this? Five times in three minutes, is that useful?” As if he was feeling proud, the game ended and he entered the backend settlement page. Chu Tianjiao had no intention of quitting the game and interacted crazily with the opposing jungler, “Come on, catch! Come on, continue!”

"Will it work? Will it work to arrest your father? Don't even mention that your father wanted you to be arrested on purpose. Even if your father wanted you to be killed on purpose, you five pieces of trash can't win!"

"Just practice cooking more."

Do you think Chu Tianjiao has made any contribution to this game?

There must be.

MOBA team competition is a game that requires five people to participate in.

If you don't have Miracle Walker, you really can't play this game?

But what other contributions did Chu Tianjiao make to the team besides making up the numbers?
Maybe this requires more careful consideration?
The confrontation ended, and as if to show off, Chu Tianjiao turned sideways and looked at Jiang Hai beside him:
"Well, Haizi, tell me whether my game is very useful or not!"

Looking at Chu Tianjiao's record of 0/23/3, Jiang Hai was stunned for a moment. He took a cigarette from the table and put it in his mouth, revealing a thoughtful expression:

“It’s okay for dogs to be on dogs!”

These two days, because he felt uncomfortable reading novels, Chu Tianjiao directly started to use the method of empathy.

In the morning, a 10-kilometer fully equipped cross-country run.

In the afternoon, the almost crazy e-sports started.

You know what, although he was a little tired, under this almost crazy self-abuse transference method, his heart was
Is it really not uncomfortable anymore?
"What do you know about hooks?" Chu Tianjiao shouted at Jiang Hai disapprovingly, "In a team, if someone needs to go into battle to kill the enemy, then there are naturally people who support the team!"

"I am the one who supports the Evidence Game. If you don't understand the game, don't talk nonsense."

After saying this, Chu Tianjiao turned on the microphone and shouted to the people playing together:
"Brothers, another round?"

Even though Chu Tianjiao was wearing headphones, Jiang Hai could still clearly hear the excuses from his teammates on the other side:
"Brother Chu, let's eat. Let's meet next time."

"It's something. My stomach really hurts a little."

"Brother Chu, my dad came to the Internet cafe to arrest me"

"Well, next time for sure!"

Don’t even mention 23 zero bars, even if you have 53 zero bars, it won’t dampen Chu Tianjiao’s passion for e-sports at all!
"What do you mean? Are you trying to be perfunctory with me?" As if he couldn't swallow this breath, Chu Tianjiao pressed the confirmation button with his backhand and continued to play the game. "You don't know how to hold on to a big thigh? It seems that you really don't know who is C?"

"I'm Victor, I'm C!"

"Today, I will play Victor again to prove my strength."

As if he had anticipated the ending, Jiang Hai turned around silently and returned to his bed:

“Then I can only wish you good luck.”

Chu Tianjiao was working hard here.

Jiang Hai looked up and saw the fat man lying on the bed, wriggling like a maggot. He tossed and turned with a perverted smile on his face:

"Senior sister is so nice, she really doesn't treat me as an outsider, and even showed me her black stockings photos"

"Hey hey hey."

This scene immediately aroused Jiang Hai's vigilance.

Senior sister?

Black stockings?

Jiang Hai looked at the fat man and felt puzzled:

"You kid, have you eaten bee shit? Why are you so happy today?"

"Let me tell you, Brother Hai." The fat man got up from the bed with an excited look on his face. He stared at Jiang Hai with excitement, "Brother, I have a hunch that this time——"

"I'm really going to get rid of being single!"

Single?

just you?

Looking at the fat man's 200-pound body and his unkempt appearance, Jiang Hai suddenly felt that the situation was not good:
"You kid, don't let yourself be fooled by a woman again?"

"I swear, this time, it's real love!" The fat man excitedly picked up his phone and shook it at him with an intoxicated look on his face, "I'm telling you, Brother Hai, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday!"

"I went downstairs to get takeout, and a pretty senior student came towards me. She was very pretty and gentle, just like a gentle girl from Jiangnan in a novel. I swear, she is definitely the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life."

The most beautiful? The most beautiful again?

I still remember that last time, Fatty described Mu Tingting in the same way.
Seeing that the boy was about to go off topic again, Jiang Hai quickly pulled him back:
"Tell the important point!"

"Oh," the fat man restrained the dog-licking expression on his face, and then looked at him solemnly, "The point is, this girl not only took the initiative to say hello to me, she even took the initiative to add me on WeChat!"

"I have a feeling that this time, I really have a chance"

There is no way she looks down on fat people, but compared to the fat people being approached by pretty girls while walking.
Jiang Hai still thinks that the Chinese national football team has a greater chance of entering the World Cup this year?
"Didn't she say anything to you?"

Facing Jiang Hai's questioning, Fatty thought carefully:
"Say, did you say it?"

"She asked me if I was Yang Wei, and I said my name was Yang Wei, but I was not impotent."

Jiang Hai keenly noticed the unusualness in this.

He looked at the WeChat name [一叶知秋] on the fat man's phone, and then, as if he had thought of something, he spoke a few words word by word:

"Wait a minute, this beautiful senior you're talking about, could she be from the Art Academy?"

"Her name wouldn't be Ye Yingqiu, would it?"

Hearing Jiang Hai's words, the fat man was stunned:
"It's not Brother Hai, how do you know this?"

"You know him too?"

More than just knowing each other?
I almost got stabbed by her last time!
Jiang Hai shuddered when he recalled the last experience. He still remembered that last time at the [West of the Old City] coffee shop, the weak-looking senior sister Ye Yingqiu, holding a fruit knife in her hand, asked him gently:

"Tell me, what is your relationship with Yuye?
I don’t know why, but when Jiang Hai thought of this scene, his scalp went numb?
If you say that Ye Yingqiu has a gentle appearance and looks weak, it is indeed true.

But if she gets angry, she can:

"My capital is the Shu Road Mountain"

Is there a possibility that this senior sister Ye Yingqiu is looking for you not because she wants to date you?

But she treated you like a rainy night and wanted to stab you.
When Jiang Hai thought of this possibility, he couldn't help but remind the fat man:

"Wake up, Fatty!"

"A woman's mouth is a liar!"

"We have to be Sigma men like Chu Tianjiao and not be tied down by these romantic relationships."

Since childhood, I have never met any beautiful women. It is not easy for a fat guy to meet one.

Can this still let her run away?

How could the fat man who was already drunk listen to the advice?
"You're lying to me? I'm a poor guy, and the only valuable thing on my body is these 200 pounds of meat. I'm already in such a bad shape, so why would I be afraid of being lied to?"

"Besides, you haven't even met Senior Yingqiu, how do you know she would lie to me?"

"Believe me, she is really different from others. I have my own rhythm."

Not only men can lie, women can lie too!

Jiang Hai still remembered the last time he invited Yang Wei to a foot massage parlor to relax and wash his feet. As soon as they entered the store, the customer service manager shouted at them with a flattering look on his face:
"Please stay, my dear brothers. We have a new batch of student technicians in our store. Would you like to give it a try?"

When he heard the word "student", the fat man couldn't control his excitement at all, and he dragged Jiang Hai to the store:
“Just give it a try”

After they paid the money and entered the private room, the fat man was stunned when he saw two middle-aged women in their forties or fifties carrying foot basins.
"No, auntie!"

"What kind of students are you?"

The aunt rolled up her sleeves and attacked the fat man directly:
"We both graduated from the village driving school. Aren't driving school students students?"

How long has it been since you were cheated by a woman? Has the wound healed and you’ve forgotten the pain?

Jiang Hai was also a little speechless, and tried to remind the fat man:
"Fatty, I advise you to stay away from this Senior Sister Ye Yingqiu, and be careful not to cause any deaths!"

Jiang Hai had good intentions. He wanted to remind Fatty to pay attention to his personal safety and not get hit by anyone.

Unexpectedly, it seemed as if I had misunderstood.

"Oh, we haven't even started yet. It's too early to talk about this." The fat man scratched the back of his head shyly, as if he was a little embarrassed. He didn't even dare to look Jiang Hai in the eye when he spoke. "We haven't even started yet, how can it progress so quickly?"

"Don't worry, if that day ever comes, I will definitely take safety measures and remember to wear it."

I was talking to you about serious matters, and suddenly you hit me in the face with the wheel of your car?
Jiang Hai felt that he couldn't explain it clearly:

"I'm not talking about this person's life. I'm talking about...oh my god, how can I describe it to you?"

Without waiting for Jiang Hai to continue explaining, the fat man understood what he meant. He raised his eyebrows in a rather coquettish manner and revealed a dddd (those who understand will understand) expression:
"Brother Hai, don't worry, I know what's going on."

“I have my own rhythm.”

Good words can't persuade a damn ghost.

No matter how Jiang Hai explained to the fat man, the guy was just blinded by lust and just wouldn't listen.
Seeing that the fat man was really angry, Jiang Hai didn't know what to say. He could only pray in his heart that nothing would happen.

These days, because he has been staying in the hotel, Jiang Hai has no time to deal with the messy emails in his mailbox.

After returning to the dormitory and calming down, Jiang Hai began to deal with the messages that had been piling up in his mailbox over the past few days.

"This is an email from Xingtian."

"This is a message from the publishing house."

“This, is.”

As Jiang Hai was flipping through the pages, an email from a magazine that specialized in youth sentimental literature, asking for an article, caught his attention.

"Youth sentimental literature? This."

(End of this chapter)

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