A healing writer? No, it's a depressing writer!

Chapter 142: You just run away after being stabbed. What can you do to me?

Chapter 142: You just run away after being stabbed. What can you do to me?
Do you want to ask whether the fat man is in good health?

Well, actually, it’s hard to say. After all, he weighs about 200 pounds. With these 200 pounds of fat hanging on his body, do you think he is in good health?

This is definitely not justifiable.

Although, I like to do some handicrafts when I have nothing to do.

Have a go when you are under a lot of pressure.

Come on late at night when you are emo.

I also like to have sex when I want to relax and decompress.

But even so, it’s unlikely that you’ll catch a cold in such a hot day in the dog days of summer, right?

"It's really a bit strange." Yang Wei sneezed violently and subconsciously put on a coat.

When he turned around, he saw Chu Tianjiao sitting in front of the computer screen, puffing one cigarette after another.

He was holding a Liqun in his hand, and the melancholy on his face became more and more obvious:
"Tell me, why are there such despicable authors in this world?"

The more Chu Tianjiao thought about it, the angrier he became, and the angrier he became, the more he thought about it.

To be honest, he really didn't dare to watch the ending of "The Tenant".

He was just a lurker in the book club, and saw some extremely angry book friends give a spoiler:
"My dear friend is dead!"

"The mistress, married someone else!"

"First love parents, real mother sacrifice to heaven!"

Even if he had not read these plots in person, he could immediately feel the grief and indignation contained in these depressing plots after just briefly thinking about them in his mind?
Seeing the words "Shuangwen" clearly engraved on the title page of "The Female Tenant", I don't know why——

Anger arises from the heart?
"Lure the dog in and kill it?"

First, use the cool article label to attract unsuspecting readers, and then take advantage of the moment when people are least prepared——

Surgery hard!

"Is this the way?"

"That was the plan from the beginning, right?"

When he thought of the tricks used by this damn author, an unprecedented anger burst out from Chu Tianjiao's heart.

Chu Tianjiao just felt that he needed to find a place to vent.

He just put out the cigarette in his hand, picked up his boxing gloves, and then started rushing out the door excitedly.

The fat man felt something was wrong and shouted at his back:
"Brother Chu, where are you going?"

Chu Tianjiao didn't even turn his head, and replied to the fat man word by word, sonorous and powerful:
"Boxing! Gym!"

That was shortly after Chu Tianjiao left the house.

From the dormitory on the opposite building, another hoarse roar was heard:

"Yuye, I'll fucking chop you up!!!"

"Ah~~~Sneeze!!!" Hearing the roar, the fat man sneezed violently again.

He didn't know why, but he felt more and more panicked.

Why do I always have this ominous feeling when I haven't done anything?

Where exactly does this problem lie?
"Maybe I'm too tired lately?" The fat man was puzzled. He took out another tissue and blew the snot off his face.

He felt that something was not right, but he couldn't seem to put his finger on what exactly was wrong.

If you can't figure something out, there's no need to think about it anymore.

There is no need to worry about things that haven't happened yet.

The fat man was seen reverently winding up a string of Buddhist beads and praying silently:

"May Buddha bless you and drive away diseases and evil spirits."

"I'll come and see you when I'm done with this."

There is a completed version of "The Tenant", and it isn't criticized everywhere, right?

Or are there quite a number of people who feel genuinely grateful and happy for the conclusion of this tragic and depressing novel?

For example
The owner of the tobacco shop downstairs.

For example,
Colleagues and leaders from the Municipal Tobacco Bureau.

The second after "My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant" was announced to be completed, the Municipal Tobacco Bureau directly forwarded the news about the completion of the book through its official account:
“An urban healing masterpiece!”

“The ceiling of urban cool literature!”

"You haven't read this exciting novel yet? Come and take a look."

As if they were afraid of chaos in the world, the city tobacco department’s publicity efforts for "The Female Tenant" were unprecedented!

As if it was afraid that this matter would not become popular, it even spent money to buy hot searches for "The Tenant"?

The effect of doing so is obvious -

The tobacco sales volume of the Municipal Tobacco Bureau increased by seven percentage points year-on-year from the initial 26.32% to an astonishing 33.46%!

The one that caused the attack was "My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant".

The author was scolded for carrying an umbrella instead of a knife on a rainy night.

But the ultimate beneficiary is our entire Municipal Tobacco Bureau?

This made the leaders of the tobacco industry very happy:
"Kill three birds with one stone. Is there any other promotional method that can bring more benefits than promoting the book "The Tenant"?"

Many new readers who have just entered the pit said:
"I had never smoked a cigarette before I started reading this book."

"After I read this book, I smoked for ten years. Don't ask me why, because I smoke three packs a week."

It was also based on the sharp increase in tobacco sales that the head of the tobacco system's publicity department directly sent a private message to Jiang Hai using a secondary account:
"Thank you Comrade Yuye for your contribution to the country's military expenditure!"

With the conclusion of "The Tenant", even northwestern Shanxi was in chaos.

But Jiang Hai, the person involved, did not make any movement at all.

The author account of [Bring an Umbrella but Not a Knife on a Rainy Night] has disappeared since the final chapter of "The Female Tenant" was published.

This account has never been online again?
No matter how the readers criticize me. No matter how the book fans criticize me.

In short, he sat on the Diaoyutai with an umbrella but no knife on a rainy night, but he didn't even post a single update?

This abnormal scene also made the angry book friends feel confused. For a while, all kinds of speculations began to spread on the Internet:

"Why did Yu Ye disappear? He gave me such a bad ending and then he just disappeared? Is this something a human can do?"

"Look at the bright side. What if it's a dead person? The dead are the greatest. Please stop exploiting the dead."

"What do you mean? Could it be true that it was revealed offline? A few days ago, I saw a crazy book friend saying that he would come to my house to block the rainy night!"

"Just because of a book, you want to find the real author offline? There's no need. Where is the morality? Where is the conscience? Where is the address!!!"

"If you want a real rainy night, deduct one point. If you don't want a real rainy night, deduct your eyeballs! Dog rainy night, give me back Le Yao"

As an author, especially an author who specializes in writing "tragic and refreshing articles", Jiang Hai dared to write like this at the beginning——

Of course, I have been mentally prepared!

Although it is indeed a bit inappropriate to link the words "tragedy" and "cool writing" together, think about it carefully.

Sad for the readers.

The author is happy.

Isn’t it easier to understand the new term "tragic cool story" if we express it this way?

Actually, you want to tell me how happy Jiang Hai has been these two days?
That’s not necessarily true!

Yes, he really enjoyed writing, stabbing his readers with a knife.

However, in reality, under the high pressure of Xiao Linyu's guidance every day.
He seems a little unhappy?
On the one hand, I followed the advice of editor Yang Shuman and considered my own personal safety.
These days, he didn't return to the dormitory at all and has been hiding in the hotel.

As for why you are hiding in the hotel?
Jiang Hai also knew that many people were looking for him now. As the saying goes, the first bird to stick its head out gets shot. At a time when he is at the peak of his popularity, he needs to keep a low profile.

On the other hand, the reason why I didn’t go back to the dormitory was to have some peace and quiet so that I could study better.

Even though the process was somewhat painful, under the unreserved teaching of senior sister Xiao Linyu, Jiang Hai's cultural literacy in folk drama is improving rapidly.

Sometimes, Jiang Hai even doubted the existence of doctors, especially female doctors.

Are they really human?

Even last night, I studied until 2:30 in the morning, and waited until 6 o'clock the next morning.

Xiao Linyu would appear at his door as usual, staring at him with an extremely sincere look:
"Junior Brother Jiang Hai, it's time to study."

As if she had evolved away from sleep, Xiao Linyu only slept four to five hours a day, but even so—

Is she still very energetic?

This led to the situation every time Jiang Hai and she went downstairs to have breakfast.

Looking at Jiang Hai, who had dark circles under his eyes and looked very tired, he glanced at Xiao Linyu, who looked radiant and full of energy.

The waiters in the lobby downstairs all stared at Jiang Hai with an extremely admiring look, as if to say:
“There is no land that is plowed to death, only cows that are worked to death. This is the truth.”

In order to complete the tasks assigned by the tutor and urge Jiang Hai to study, Xiao Linyu has been living next door to Jiang Hai these days.

And the method she used to urge Jiang Hai was also very simple -

It's neither urging nor rushing.

When Jiang Hai was studying, she sat next to Jiang Hai and read silently.

When Jiang Hai wanted to take a break, she would sit in front of Jiang Hai and let Jiang Hai stare at her while she read!
The most important thing is that, apart from the discussion about [Folk Drama] between the two of them——

There will be basically no other topics!
I want to chat, but can't find anyone.

When you look up, you see a very serious and excellent senior sister sitting in front of you, studying attentively.

As long as you are not a loser, you should be able to be motivated to learn under this kind of atmosphere, right?

This method is also quite useful. Facts have proved that even a lazy person like Jiang Hai can do something under Xiao Linyu's almost abnormal urging.

Jiang Hai felt that he had grown a lot.

He is now confident that even without Xiao Linyu's guidance, he can build the general framework of "The Injustice of Dou E" on his own.

After spending the past few days with Senior Sister Xiao Linyu, Jiang Hai discovered that Senior Sister Xiao Linyu——

She is not pretending to read, she really enjoys reading!

Whenever she has time or free time, she will pick up a thick book and start reading it attentively.

Jiang Hai tried to ask her:

"Don't you feel tired holding a book and reading it every day?"

At this time, Xiao Linyu would blink a pair of very sincere and innocent eyes and look at Jiang Hai:

“Why do I feel tired when reading?”

It was the appearance of Xiao Linyu that made Jiang Hai realize that there really are people in this world who are wholeheartedly devoted to academics?

Especially such a young man?

He didn't care about the disturbance in the outside world.

In the past few days, Jiang Hai has really calmed down and worked hard to improve himself.

inside the room.

He turned on the computer and slowly typed a line of words in a word document:

"The Injustice of Dou E, Act 1, opening scene."

While he was immersed in his creation,

Counselor Xiao Shaomin, on behalf of the school, sent a message to Jiang Hai:
"Jiang Hai, the college has contacted the publishing house and has prepared a book signing event for you. It will be about the book signing of the two books "Xu Sanguan Selling Blood" and "No Longer Human"."

"At 2 o'clock on Wednesday afternoon, in the lobby of the East Gate Shopping Center of the school."

When Jiang Hai received this message, he was stunned for a moment, and then his vigilance suddenly rose:
"This, isn't it fishing?"

(End of this chapter)

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