A healing writer? No, it's a depressing writer!

Chapter 116: My Punch Will Hurt!
As a human being, you always have weaknesses.

Some people's weakness is women.

Some people's weakness is money.

No one is perfect. We are all ordinary people. It is normal to have some flaws.

Although he had prepared himself mentally on the way here, Jiang Hai never expected that -

You two guys actually have so many weaknesses?

In fact, when it comes to love, both men and women should understand the importance of making big promises.

Once the pie is ready, you can get something for nothing.

It won't be a big loss to you if you fail to make a good pie in the sky.

Obviously, as a well-known Coser with both high emotional intelligence and IQ, and also the sweet Taozi senior who is also the president of the school literature club, she can be said to have taken the "empty-handed trick" to the extreme -

Who can resist Mai Sakurajima?

Then no one can refuse Senior Mai!
When senior Momoko, who looked very similar to Mai Sakurajima, came up to Yang Wei with a smile, she begged Yang Wei in an almost pleading tone:

"Yang Wei, can you help me persuade Jiang Hai to join our literature club?"

"In return, I can introduce you to many of my classmates."

The fat guy couldn't even resist an ordinary girl like Mu Tingting, let alone a beautiful senior like Taozi who was said to be the 'lifelong dream of Chinese major boys'?

Even the fat man himself knows——

If he were walking on the street, a loser like him might not even be worthy of being noticed by others?
Now, looking at the once unattainable Taozi-senpai, she is actually sitting next to him, and is acting coquettishly towards him:

"Do me a favor, please~"

How could anyone withstand such an attack?

The fat man immediately patted his chest and began to assure:
"No problem, leave it to me!"

As for Chu Tianjiao, he is a man of loyalty and would never betray his brothers for something like a woman!
As for Chu Tianjiao who refused to take any threats, Taozi simply said:

"Even Kong Xi can't sign it in person?"

This sentence caused Chu Tianjiao's attitude to change suddenly:

"Kong Xi can sign it in person!"

As a 20-year-long fan of Kong Xi, Chu Tianjiao was worried because Kong Xi himself came to Chenghai Drama Academy to promote the nationwide college tour next week but failed to get a ticket. Now -

Taozi not only promised to get him a ticket, but she could even get Kong Xi's autograph for herself?

When Chu Tianjiao heard the news, he was immediately excited:

"Haizi has to join this literary club no matter what. If he doesn't join--"

"I knelt down and begged him to add!"

After Fatty and Chu Tianjiao, two of their own people, turned against them and persuaded them to do the opposite.

Jiang Hai was also really convinced:

"A little bit of profit will allow you two to sell me out?"

"If you were born a few decades earlier, you two would definitely be traitors and thrown into a pig cage!"

In fact, joining the literary club was not something that Jiang Hai could not accept.

First, joining the literature club can give him extra credits.

Second, the literature club is not usually busy and will not interfere with his normal creation.

Thirdly, joining the literature club can give him a suitable excuse to skip classes.

Under these three conditions, and with Yang Wei and Chu Tianjiao's repeated admonitions,
Finally, Jiang Hai relented:
"I'll add the total, okay?"

When Jiang Hai agreed, more than a dozen young men and women around him raised their glasses to celebrate:
"yeah!!!!"

"Welcome Senior Jiang Hai to join the school literature club!!!"

In fact, no matter whether it is members of the school literary society, including students from Chengxi Opera, or even students from the Normal University next door.

In fact, they are all quite curious about a person like Jiang Hai!
Because they had never met Jiang Hai before, their impression of him was still that he was a——

He single-handedly defeated 'Tsinghua University, Peking University, Zhejiang University and Fudan University' and became a super-powerful man who made it through the Japanese rankings!
Today, this dinner is not just an internal gathering of the Chengxi School Literary Society.

Among them, there were male and female classmates from the neighboring Normal University, Jiaotong University, and University of Science and Technology who came here specifically to make friends!
Chu Xinyan, the student union president of the Normal University next door and Taozi's high school classmate, started toasting Jiang Hai as soon as she came up:

"Jiang Hai, come on, this is the first time we meet, let's have a drink together."

"Jiang Hai, how do you usually write books?"

"Jiang Hai, can you share your writing experience with everyone?"

"Jianghai."

The interactions between students are also divided into circles.

Handsome guys and handsome guys play in the same circle.

The same is true between beautiful women.

A girl who can befriend a beauty like Taozi, and she is also a classmate since childhood.
How could her appearance be bad?

Taozi's painting style is more two-dimensional, and the whole person looks extraordinary beautiful?
Chu Xinyan's painting style is obviously that of a particularly good-looking beauty in real life, with delicate features and a high nose. Is she a bit similar to Gao Yuanyuan when she was in college?
How does the saying go?
"When you think a girl is pretty, don't rush into a relationship. Be friends with her first and see if her best friends are prettier than her."

At this moment, looking at Chu Xinyan in front of him, Yang Wei suddenly had a feeling:
"That's so fucking true!" You can't say peaches are ugly, on the contrary, peaches are very pretty.

However, she and Chu Xinyan from the Normal University in front of her——

They are two completely different painting styles!

Normal University is an institution that produces many beautiful women. I was able to stand out among the crowd and eventually become the president of the Student Union of Normal University.

Whether it's personal ability or appearance -

Chu Xinyan is absolutely remarkable!

Although Jiang Hai had prepared himself mentally before coming here, he had expected that there would be drinking involved at this dinner!
However, he never expected that these people.
How could one drink so much?

As they drank cup after cup, Jiang Hai felt his stomach was bloated. He waved his hand and was about to refuse everyone's toast:
'Let me take a moment.'

Unexpectedly, before he could finish his words, Chu Xinyan looked at him eagerly, and then said with concern:

"What's wrong? Is your stomach upset?"

"I'm sorry, Jiang Hai, I didn't know you couldn't drink. You shouldn't have let your classmates toast you with so much wine."

"If you can't drink, drink less and don't force yourself"

If these words were spoken by a man, then perhaps there would be nothing wrong with it?
However, if these words were spoken by a girl, and a very good-looking girl.
This might sound a bit weird?
To be honest, Jiang Hai didn't react when he heard this.

On the other hand, the fat guy stood up from the stool the moment he heard these words.

"How can a man say no? Jiang Hai, we can't lose face for Dormitory 428!" As if stimulated by Chu Xinyan's words, the fat man picked up the beer cup filled with beer on the table, and then shouted to everyone with great pride, "Let them do whatever they want, we'll drink it!"

Gudong~gudong~
I watched as the beer mug, which was filled with beer and bigger than the fat man's head, was drunk up by him in less than ten seconds, without leaving a drop.

Seeing Yang Wei, who seemed to be full of energy, Jiang Hai was completely speechless:

"You kid, you are such a fool"

We drank from seven in the afternoon until ten thirty at night.

Taking advantage of the excuse of going to the bathroom.

Jiang Hai sneaked out of the Veteran BBQ Restaurant.

Standing by the window on the second floor, he lit a cigarette and slowly exhaled a puff of white mist from his mouth.

While smoking, I enjoyed the cool evening breeze.

Jiang Hai felt a lot more sober.

"Comfortable."

It’s not that Jiang Hai can’t drink, on the contrary, he can actually drink quite well.

It’s just that he doesn’t like meaningless drinking parties.

Compared to the limp feeling after a hangover, maybe he still prefers to live with a clear mind?

Just when Jiang Hai was standing alone by the window on the second floor, daydreaming.

At some point, Senior Momoko, dressed in a cute uniform, appeared behind him silently.

"Sister Shuman has told me that the proofreading of "Xu Sanguan Selling Blood" has been completed. If everything goes well, it should be ready for printing next week." Taozi stood beside Jiang Hai, staring at him with her head tilted. "In addition, Sister Shuman asked me to do one more thing."

"What's the matter?" Jiang Hai replied subconsciously.

Taozi took advantage of Jiang Hai's inattention, clenched her fist, and punched him hard on the biceps:
"Sister Shuman wants me to punch you!"

"boom!"

I wouldn't say this punch was horrible, but at least...
Can it be said that there is no harm at all?

"Where did you learn this gangster exciting punch?" Jiang Hai turned his head and stared at her with a puzzled look, not feeling any pain at all, "Why did you hit me?"

"Sister Shuman said," Taozi rubbed her painful fist and explained to him, "She proofread for three days, and you stabbed her for three days! She really couldn't stand it, so she wanted me to punch you to help her vent her anger! But then again, if I punched you so hard..."

"You don't feel any pain at all?"

To be honest, this is the first serious reader of the offline real Jiang Hai.

Don't worry about whether this reader is a weakling or not.

But from the fact point of view, she did hit herself hard?
"It hurts, I don't feel much, but didn't your mother tell you?"

"Is it very rude to hit someone casually?"

Maybe he was a little drunk?

I didn't care what Jiang Hai said.

Taozi's main point was a random reply after reading it. She blushed and shouted to Jiang Hai:
"Jiang Hai, what on earth is wrong with your brain?"

To be honest, looking back on her entire student days, Taozi has never seen anyone as amazing as Jiang Hai?
Not only is he good at writing online articles, but he can even find time to write traditional literature that is full of rich life philosophy while writing online articles?

Taozi looked at Jiang Hai's head and suddenly had the urge to jump up and hit him again:
"Jiang Hai, if you don't mind, can you lend me your head to knock on for a bit?"

If you hit me, I will think you are drunk. I will not bother with you as a gentleman who does not fight with a woman.

But if you don't stop, hit me once and then hit me on the head.
"If you hit me, I'll hit you back." Jiang Hai blinked at Tao Zi and said seriously, "If you hit me, I'll be fine, but if I hit you hard, I'll hit you hard."

"You, maybe you can't bear it?"

(End of this chapter)