The Devil Comes to America

Chapter 50: This Goal

Jonas opened his eyes and wrinkled his nose. "What's that smell?"

"The smell of you." Xiunuo put down the phone and glanced at Jonas across from him: "Some of the impurities in your body have been expelled. How do you feel now?"

Jonas shook his arms, then twisted his neck, and then Jonas's face was full of shock.

"I've never had such a wonderful feeling!" Jonas supported his waist again and said excitedly, "I feel so relaxed! I feel like I'm about to fly! All my previous problems are gone! Boss, I think I can fight ten girls tonight!"

Xiu Nuo snorted, "You're wasting your Yang energy like this. If you don't use it anymore, I'll have to cut it off for you."

Jonas looked confused: "What do you mean?"

Thinking that this guy wouldn't understand, Xiu Nuo thought for a moment and said, "Ten is too harmful to the body, but as long as you are willing, one or two hours, oh, that is, three or four hours is still possible. You can try it tonight."

Jonas didn't think Xiunuo would lie to him. After hearing this, his eyes lit up: "Boss, you are my God!!"

Jonas, who was already excited, immediately began to look forward to the future: "Boss, if you have this ability, we can set up a sect! Those scammers can have a group of believers! With your skills, I guarantee that all men in America will call you Godfather when they see you! Including the president! Oh, and the first lady and his mistresses."

"No." Xiunuo said directly.

"Ah? Why? Are you worried about something?" Jonas blinked. "Don't worry. This land has all kinds of sects, and there are at least 8,000 cults. Besides, those are all scams. Even so, there are always idiots who believe them. But you are different! You are real!"

"I won't do this kind of thing." Xiu Nuo said calmly, "I have a feeling that I will die miserably if I do this kind of thing. I always trust my intuition, Jonas, so, think of something else. Oh, by the way."

Xiunuo threw the phone to Jonas: "When you were in meditation, the LAPD came to your door. See if there are any loopholes."

"Oh, okay." Jonas quickly picked up the phone, then thought of something and looked around, looking a little nervous: "Um, they..."

"Don't worry, they are all alive and well."

Jonas finally breathed a sigh of relief and started watching the video recorded by Xiunuo.

The more he looked, the wider Jonas' mouth opened.

After watching Jim and the other two leave in the video, Jonas looked at Xiunuo in disbelief: "Boss, are you sure this is your first time in America?"

"Any questions?"

"Problem? What's the problem with this? This conversation of yours should be included in the textbooks! Damn it, if this conversation of yours is included in the school textbooks, those niggers will not thank God, but thank you! It is you who gave them this."

"Okay Jonas!" Xiunuo frowned, "Stop talking nonsense, ok? That's too much."

"Oh, okay." Jonas immediately put away his previous expression and said, "This Jim is indeed an old policeman. He has been setting traps for you. Don't be angry, boss. This is what many policemen do. It's called Sting Operation. Oh, remember it's called fishing enforcement in the East. This thing is illegal in your place, but it's a very normal and legal behavior in America."

"So, many police officers use it to deal with guys they find troublesome, even if they haven't done anything illegal. Believe me, this is not an isolated case, at least not in most places in Los Angeles. I really can't believe that you've only been in America for a week. Boss, are you interested in being a lawyer?"

"No, so this guy won't cause us any trouble, right?"

"That's impossible. If it's a newcomer, he would give up when he sees difficulty, but for an old policeman, the first half of their life was spent in the days of killing niggers and the police department secretly giving them bonuses. It's also the current laws and various things that force them to be cautious. But, if someone thinks there's something wrong with you, then there must be something wrong with you."

Jonas paused and continued, "Even if there is nothing wrong with you, they will find other problems to make you problematic. This behavior has taken root in their hearts, so they will still make trouble for us, or for you."

"So, my actions actually angered him?" Xiu Nuo touched his chin and said, "Sure enough, it's more convenient to just chop him off with a knife."

Jonas' face turned pale with fright. "Don't do that, boss! Seriously! They have no evidence, and I'm here! Life can't be too boring. Just treat them as a joke."

"Even if you didn't do that at the time, this guy would have already targeted us. But it doesn't matter. Just do what has to be done. Your loyal servant, Joe Nurse, will handle those troubles for you."

"Hopefully."

Jonas finally breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he thought of something: "Boss, may I ask if you have any potions?" "Potions?"

"The kind of thing that wizards would concoct."

"Uh" Xiu Nuo thought for a moment, then said, "I roughly know what it is. No, but it can be made. However, I haven't verified the materials yet."

"What effect can it achieve?" Jonas asked quickly.

"What do you ask for this?"

"You want to be a real boss, don't you?" Jonas said quickly, "My industry is just my goal, not your boss."

Xiu Nuo smiled: "Then what do you think is my goal?"

"President! Reign over America! Make the politicians in the White House and those guys in Waldorf who betrayed God lie at your feet and lick your toes. This is your mission, boss!"

Xiunuo: “.”

"Let's continue talking about that potion you mentioned."

"Of course, after all, we need US dollars before completing this great mission."

How come this guy has become crazier than before?
Jonas continued to chatter, "Please forgive me for being a drug dealer. Although I was a little dishonest, I know too well how profitable this business is! So, if we are going to enter this business to make money, we have to see what you have in your hands. What can you do? Can you tell me roughly, boss?"

“Let’s talk about demand first.”

Jonas thought about it for a moment before saying, "Can losing weight be done? The obesity rate in America is gradually increasing. Even if we exclude young people under 18, the obesity rate here is still 40 percent. Being thin is a privilege for the rich. It is difficult for most ordinary people. And it's not just obese people. Who doesn't want to have a good figure?"

Xiunuo was stunned.

Jonas panicked when he saw Xiunuo's expression: "If it doesn't work, we can try another approach."

Xiunuo waved his hands: "No, no, no, Jonas, you misunderstood. I thought you would make some extremely excessive demands, but it turned out to be so simple?"

"Simple?"

"Of course it's simple. A plastic pill can accomplish this. I thought it was something like increasing lifespan or becoming immune to all poisons in the mortal world, or turning into a superhuman. If it's just that, it's indeed simple, but it will take some time."

This is not Xiu Nuo bragging, the Shaping Pill, which can be 100% successful at the first level of Qi training, can only be used to exchange for some silver, which is indeed simple for Xiu Nuo. These things are the "immortal means" that cultivators must have to facilitate their journey in the mortal world.

In the game, it allows you to become familiar with the manual skills that come with nature.

But, I have to practice Qi. Xiunuo would not have said this before, but the power of merit in the past two days gave Xiunuo enough confidence.

"Help me find some books on herbal medicine." Xiu Nuo smiled and said, "I can read them when I'm free."

"Choosing to be your dog is the most decisive decision I've ever made in my life, no doubt about it!" Jonas stood up excitedly: "I have to go to the LAPD."

Xiu Nuo was stunned: "What are you going there for?"

"Report!" Jonas said, "That bastard Jim won't have a peaceful life from now on!"

"Did he do anything wrong?"

Jonas said seriously, "If they really did something wrong, I would not report it, but sue them! I am a professional boss, very professional!"

(End of this chapter)