The Devil Comes to America

Chapter 48: Unbelievable
All I can say is that every time Jonas talks to Xiuno about America, it always gives Xiuno a little shock.

"Since you didn't find me." Xiu Nuo asked curiously, "Then why are you in such a hurry?"

"The police officer in charge of this case is Jim Brown, an old sheriff who has been in the police force for more than 20 years. He knows how to deal with those gangs. He is the one in charge of the investigation this time, and he cooperated with the EDA, the Drug Enforcement Administration, and they found me."

"find you?"

"Yes." Jonas said with some sadness: "Normally, these policemen rarely come to lawyers like us, but... remember Loranna? My bedmate, the one you dealt with."

"What's up with her?"

"I got the news that she is considering being recruited by the EDA. Yes, you heard it right. A gang leader, a flour seller, is preparing to be recruited. The reason is that the EDA promised to give her a legal business selling hemp."

Xiunuo's eyes widened; "Can this thing be legal?"

"I also find it incredible, but this is the fact. Right here on the land we are standing on, the bunch of scumbags in the California Assembly actually passed this bill with 42 votes in favor and 28 votes against. Some of the once contraband drugs now have legal injection sites. At least in California, this stuff is indeed legal, but the price is relatively high, so the choice is limited. But what does it matter?"

"There are always some wealthy drug addicts who choose legal injection sites before they want new excitement. It is safer for them here. This thing has always been under the jurisdiction of California. For operators, it is just lying down and counting money, and they don't have to worry about being visited by EDA people at any time like before. The only danger is that the probability of this place being robbed is a bit high."

"But for Rolana and the Hellhound Gang, this trouble is no longer a trouble. So she is considering whether to give up some of her interests and accept EDA's advice, safely watching her account receive money every day, or to continue with her current high-profit business."

"She had our cooperation record in her hand, so this woman came to me. I'm a lawyer, you know. We just had sex that day, and she wanted to consult my opinion on this matter."

"But that damn woman shouldn't have gotten my help for free." Jonas said seriously, "She's not going to pay me for consulting!"

Xiu Nuo frowned: "You just got out of bed, Jonas, do you care so much about that consulting fee?"

"No, no, no, what I mean is that not paying me means that she doesn't intend to treat me as an equal partner, but is telling me, hey, Jonas, you'll just have to follow me from now on. If you don't behave, I'll give you to EDA as a gift. This woman is not stupid enough to tell me this, but she is threatening me to be her dog."

Jonas looked at Xiunuo and said, "I'm not afraid of trouble, but I know that if I get into trouble, you will definitely get into trouble too, so we can only deal with this troublemaker."

"Aren't they coming to you now?"

"Because they found out that Loranna is my lover, or I am hers?"

"So what did they learn from you?"

"I'm a professional boss." Jonas smiled and said, "I told them that I have more than one lover. Lawyers like us have no shortage of women. Lorana is just more energetic. I know her business, but I will never get involved. I also gave them a list of guys who have grudges against Lorana."

"It doesn't sound like a big deal."

"But they're not going to give up investigating me," Jonas said.

"I see." Xiu Nuo also laughed: "You want me to help you deal with these troubles again, right? But..."

Xiu Nuo had already understood what it meant, but now that he had the merits of incense, he felt that he had to regulate his behavior. Why not take the free cultivation?

Before Xiunuo could refuse Jonas, Jonas said directly, "No, no, no, boss, this is why I came to see you."

"Don't touch them! Only lunatics and idiots would easily touch those police and DEA guys. They seem to have forgotten that the people of this country can cause unrest in some other countries and even overthrow the regime. How can they not be caught? They can still live happily, it's nothing more than the state machinery not dealing with them."

"If something happens to the police or the DEA, it will inevitably lead to an FBI investigation. Those bastards won't follow the law completely."

"American police have certain legal immunities, and those guys have even more. They have done a lot of things like causing people to be shot in the back and commit suicide. So, I hope you can trust me. I can handle this matter."

Xiunuo changed his position on the sofa and looked at Jonas: "If that's the case, you wouldn't be here, right?"

"Of course." Jonas chuckled. "As expected, nothing can be hidden from the boss. It's like this. They will definitely investigate my assets. Although I am confident that I have done it perfectly and legally, this also means that they will definitely know about this place and that there is an Oriental living here, and he is an illegal immigrant."

"That means they will come to me again."

"I've already thought about it, boss." Jonas said, "You are the teacher I invited to teach me how to remove Putty Kongfu. Because you are a teacher, not a coach, you don't need a salary, you just need a place to live and food to eat. This will also avoid the tax problem of illegal immigration."

"I see." Xiunuo looked at Jonas with his eyes fixed on him. "You are reminding me that I should give you some real skills, right? That would make sense."

Jonas shuddered, then quickly said, "I definitely didn't mean that, boss!"

Xiu Qian had already stood up: "I would have done the same thing even if you didn't tell me, Jonas. You are a very good lackey. I never treat my own people badly. It's just that the opportunity was not very good before."

Jonas also quickly stood up and looked at Xiunuo with great concern.

"Some mortal martial arts." Xiunuo raised his hand and touched Jonas's forehead: "Go and try to practice it."

The next moment, Jonas felt as if something was moving inside his body, and Xiunuo's voice rang in his ears: "Remember this feeling, you will need to mobilize it yourself later."

After finishing everything, Xiunuo looked at Jonas who was sitting cross-legged on the ground adjusting himself, feeling a little emotional.

This world is so great that there are people who are willing to let me plant the devil seeds.

What Xiunuo passed on to Jonas were some earthly martial arts, or rather, small creations that monks created to entertain themselves when they had nothing better to do.

But for ordinary people, this should be a martial arts manual.

The gap between monks and mortals is much greater than mortals imagine.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and at the same time a deep voice came from the outside: "LAPD, we need to find you to understand something, sir, please open the door."

(End of this chapter)