The Devil Comes to America

Chapter 41: Who Cares?

However, Jonas's surprises for Xiunuo did not end there.

"You should check the Internet, boss. Do you have TT on your phone? That's still your country's software."

Xiunuo took out his phone: "Unfortunately, no."

"I've prepared it for you a long time ago." Jonas took out a brand new Apple phone. "I'm sorry. I wanted to give you a different brand, but you know, that thing no longer exists in the United States. And as an illegal immigrant, if you use that, the immigration court will have a headache."

"I understand." Xiunuo took the phone and had to admit that he had a deep memory of how to use the phone.

It was like instinct, which made Xiunuo doubt whether people in this world could survive without this thing called a mobile phone?
"So what are you letting me see this for?"

"You know what, boss? I recognized poor John when I saw him because his weird running speed was posted online."

"Other states may not know about it, but thanks to the recommendation system of this software, at least I seem to be the first to know about the latest news in Los Angeles. You know, the beauty of the Internet is that even if your cat does a move, it may be broadcast millions of times."

"I'll find the splice of the various videos for you. Oh, fuck! I don't need to look for it. This thing must have monitored our conversation and pushed this damn video to you."

Xiunuo watched the short video playing on his mobile phone, which was a scene of John running wildly on the street.

This made Xiunuo very strange.

"Apart from the stark contrast with the pedestrians, is there anything special about it?"

“Look at the comments section.”

Xiunuo opened the comment section and there were indeed a lot of comments below.

"This is the fourth video of him on the street that I've seen. Adding up all the videos, this guy ran two kilometers at the speed of a 100-meter sprint? Is he Superman?"

"Obviously, you're out of date. I saw him run at least six blocks! Judging from his clothes, he's a homeless person? Are homeless people in such good physical condition now?"

"It's obvious that someone arranged this on purpose. He must be a marathon runner who pretended to be a homeless person to attract attention. His team is good and quite creative."

"Excuse me, but where can a marathon runner maintain the speed of a 100-meter sprint for several kilometers? On Mars?"

“Maybe the video is spliced ​​together?”

"Look at the time, look at the sky, can this be put together?"

"No, no, no, haven't you ever thought about why he can run so fast? I think he should be a human experimenter who escaped from a laboratory. They have been doing this, right?"

Xiunuo looked at the human experiment stuff and couldn't help but look at Jonas.

Jonas's expression was also quite interesting. He probably understood what Xiunuo meant by his expression at this moment.

But after thinking for a long time, Jonas said to Xiunuo: "Well, it's not their fault for having such thoughts. Really, boss, if you understand America, you will understand."

The comments have become quite varied, and one of them saying that John was transformed by aliens has received an unexpectedly high number of likes.

The American conspiracy theory about human experiments also received a lot of likes.

Xiunuo hasn’t fully understood this country yet, but how can I put it, their mental state is really special!
"So, why did you let me watch this?"

"The heat has already been raised, hasn't it? At least everyone knows about this person, and they want to know the reason."

"so what?"

As a demon cultivator, Xiu Nuo has not yet realized what the popularity represents. In his opinion, this is just a group of ordinary people talking. This is not Xiu Nuo's fault. After all, public opinion does not exist in his world. You can't expect someone with personal strength comparable to that of the nuclear bomb world to listen to the voices of ordinary people.

Xiunuo's understanding of mortals is still at the level that the righteous protect them in order to demonstrate their own uniqueness and gain merit, while the evil 'protects' mortals in order to make their own evil ways prosperous.

In the eyes of these monks, mortals are not much different from cattle and sheep in the pen.

When Jonas heard what Xiunuo said, he didn't explain too much, but just said: "I have thought of some solutions and arranged people to do it. Boss, please believe me, your faithful believers are fully capable of solving many problems for you."

Xiunuo raised his eyebrows.

He suddenly realized that his experiment on John seemed to Jonas like he was looking for a 'replacement'. Not a replacement for him, but a replacement for something.

So, Jonas should ask that next, right?
Sure enough, Jonas continued, "So, boss, this guy is acting like a superman."

"It's me." Xiunuo replied.

"This is something only you can do!" Jonas' eyes sparkled.

"You will have it too." Xiunuo smiled and said, "At least from the current point of view, Jonas, you are indeed irreplaceable."

"Thanks for your trust."

Xiunuo was not just making empty promises to Jonas. The power displayed by Jonas was given by the Youli in his body. If Xiunuo wanted to get rid of the Youli and directly grant people "immortal fate", he would have to at least reach the Qi training stage.

Unless you are like Zhao Hong and the others.

But it is obvious that Jonas is more worthy of training than Zhao Hong and others.

Xiunuo put down the phone, thought about it, and asked, "But I still can't understand why you gave John the identity of a woman?"

"To get more non-profit organizations involved." Jonas grinned and said, "You may not understand the weight of these guys in the judicial system. Think about it, boss. If Jonas is a woman, what does Johnny's behavior of climbing into his bed mean? Think about it again. If he is a woman, what does his previous cheating behavior mean?"

"you mean"

"An identity that can make Johnny convicted of rape and turn his cheating ex-wife, who abandoned him, into a jerk who discriminates against minorities. And John goes from being a murderer to a hero who fights against discrimination and criminals. Do you think this is feasible?"

"He is a man and he suffered the same thing. No, this is what happened to him! Except for the word 'discrimination' that I heard when I arrived in America."

“It’s a shame.” Jonas shrugged. “The current America is not the man’s version. Or rather, it used to be, but it’s outdated now.”

Xiu Nuo frowned: "I always feel that this is very different from the American rule of law that I just learned about!"

"Obviously, you still need some time to get to know the country."

"So why did his ex-wife discriminate against minorities?"

"Since John is a female psychologically, his union with his ex-wife is a same-sex relationship. But his ex-wife cheated on him with a man. This man is white, middle-aged, and has power and money. Why did his ex-wife do this? Because she is a bitch who abandoned her family for money, and a whore who gave up her minority identity to cater to the masses!"

"So, is her ex-wife such a person?"

Jonas smiled and then asked back.

"Who cares?"

(End of this chapter)