The Buddha is actually me

Chapter 460: The Heir of the Eight Immortals, the Heavenly Immortal Golden Elixir Heart Sutra

Partying and getting drunk every night.

Zhang Jiuyang indulged himself in beauty. Far from feeling tired or bored, he became more and more aware of its beauty.

His physical strength grew stronger and his skills became more sophisticated, almost reaching the state of Taoism.

After decades of indulgence, he not only did not become thinner, but his hair became darker and thicker, his skin became whiter and more rosy, and he seemed to be getting younger and younger and more energetic.

Under his governance, the country is well organized and thriving.

On the contrary, those ministers who criticized him for indulging in sensual pleasures all died of old age.

But after a long time, he felt a little lonely, but not bored. After all, his concubines changed one after another, and they were always young and beautiful with different personalities, fresh and interesting.

He is a master of loneliness.

When it comes to the art of sex, no one in the world can compare with him. Even the most ferocious woman will be defeated quickly when she meets him.

Only when dozens of them come together can Zhang Jiuyang be forced to take him seriously.

Unfortunately, when practicing the art of sex to the end, it is no longer enough to rely on quantity, but on the quality of the cauldron.

He desperately longed for a woman who could fight with him, a woman who could help him improve his sexual skills to a higher level, maybe then he could ascend to become an immortal.

Well, yes, even though he had indulged in beauty for decades, he never forgot the original intention of practicing, and he never exhausted all the resources when taking supplements, and he followed the path of dual cultivation of yin and yang.

Even though his sexual skills had reached a bottleneck and could not be improved, he would never break this principle.

When seeing this scene, the eight immortals outside didn't know what to say.

He is addicted to beauty, but he has a strong heart for Taoism. He is firm in his heart for Taoism, but he lives a life of drinking and carnival every day...

In the end, Zhang Jiuyang even publicly issued an imperial decree, wanting to find a celestial being in the world. The two sides would compete in the art of yin and yang. If anyone could defeat him, he could make any request, even the throne.

In an instant, this news caused an uproar in the world, and countless women with special skills came to Beijing, wanting to compete with Zhang Jiuyang.

Among them are the most beautiful courtesan in the world, the saint of the magic sect Hehuan Sect, the wonderful nun who practices the path of Joyful Bodhisattva, and even the princess of the mermaid tribe of the South China Sea.

These people are all eager to try and full of confidence.

But the result was shocking, they were all defeated one by one, and in the end they were all convinced and willing to become Zhang Jiuyang's concubines and lead the sects behind them to surrender.

For a time, the Nine Provinces were unified and the four seas submitted. Relying on his supreme art of sex, Zhang Jiuyang easily created an unprecedented prosperous era without any soldiers or troops. He was praised by all people and was called the Human Emperor!

Until one day, Zhang Jiuyang finally met his opponent.

She was a Taoist girl with an extraordinary appearance and extraordinary temperament. She was wearing a green lotus skirt. Every inch of her skin was like white jade, glowing with a faint fluorescent light. A dot of cinnabar between her eyebrows made her look even more holy and otherworldly.

The woman said her surname was He and that she was a casual cultivator from the East China Sea, not from a large sect. She knew a little about the art of sex and was willing to learn from Zhang Jiuyang.

The first time he saw her, Zhang Jiuyang felt that he had met an opponent, an unprecedented enemy.

For the first time ever, he bathed and burned incense, fasted for nine days, adjusted his body and mind to the best condition, and then invited the Taoist nun to the dragon bed.

The two began to fight, each using their own magical powers. For seven consecutive days, Zhang Jiuyang had no upper hand. For the first time, he felt that his Dantian was a little loose.

After another seven days, he was already at a disadvantage and on the verge of losing the city, but he was still able to hold on.

Seven days later, Zhang Jiuyang was emaciated and his hair was white. It was obvious that he had lost his defense and his energy was drained out like a flood, which was out of control.

The Taoist nun, on the other hand, was radiant and had an immortal look. Her every frown and smile was like that of a fairy from heaven, and she was extremely beautiful.

Zhang Jiuyang tasted the taste of failure for the first time.

In an instant, he felt that all the love between men and women, sensual pleasures and debauchery in the world were boring, and his eyes became empty.

It was at this moment that all the lust in the Taoist nun's eyes disappeared, becoming clear and transparent, like a crystal with dust swept away.

She bent her finger and pressed it on Zhang Jiuyang's brow, her voice loud and majestic.

"Fool, why don't you wake up quickly?"

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At this moment, the Eight Immortals were watching this scene intently. They knew that whether Zhang Jiuyang could pass the test depended on his next moment.

In fact, strictly speaking, Zhang Jiuyang’s current experience is very similar to that of Lu Dongbin back then.

After the Huangliang dream, Lu Dongbin determined to practice Taoism, and practiced diligently. Relying on his extraordinary talent, he made rapid progress and soon made great progress in Taoism. He was especially gifted in swordsmanship and the art of sex.

Therefore, he was somewhat complacent, which led to the story of playing three tricks on White Peony.

Bai Mudan was a famous prostitute at the time, and she had great attainments in the art of sex. But no matter how she used her tricks, Lu Dongbin was always able to evade them, so he returned empty-handed the first two times.

The third time, Bai Mudan got secret guidance from Li Tieguai and Zhongli Quan, and broke Lu Dongbin's golden gate and jade lock, keeping her body intact.

Later, Lu Dongbin put away his complacency, and thoroughly understood the barrier of lust. From then on, he practiced more diligently, and finally achieved enlightenment.

And Bai Mudan, because she obtained Lu Zu's essence, also became an earthly immortal.

Now the Eight Immortals are recreating the scene where Lu Dongbin played with White Peony three times, hoping to help Zhang Jiuyang understand lust and break the test.

……

"I think...I understand."

On the dragon bed, Zhang Jiuyang's originally dull eyes suddenly burst into a brilliance, as bright as stars, and his spirits were high.

Joy flashed in the Taoist nun's eyes, she pinched the Taoist seal with her hands, and fairy light burst out from her body. The emerald dress she had taken off returned to her body, covering up her beautiful fairy figure.

"Good, congratulations fellow Taoist——"

But before she could finish her words, Zhang Jiuyang suddenly pounced on her like a tiger, pressed her under him, and looked very excited.

"It's done, I'm done!"

"I have understood all the twelve chapters of the bedroom!!"

Zhang Jiuyang muttered to himself, his face showing an indescribable excitement, his temperament became more mysterious, and his voice was sonorous and powerful.

"The Dai Yin must collect the sesame fields, and the fifteenth year will be the twenty-eighth year.

She is neither thin nor fat, her face is like jade, she can be either red or white, and her face is as beautiful as a lotus.

If there is true fetal breathing, it is all mercury; if there is no way through the curtain door, there will be lead.

Refined into lead and mercury and returned to the sea of ​​origin, the elixir can make one an immortal on earth!"

Zhang Jiuyang kept reciting this poem, which was also the general outline of "Lü Zu's Secret Art of the Bedroom". He had never been able to comprehend it, but now, under the strong pressure of the Taoist nun, a light bulb went off in his head and he suddenly realized the profound meaning of it.

In an instant, the situation changed suddenly, and the offensive and defensive situations changed.

The two began their second competition, but this time, the Taoist nun felt tremendous pressure, and her soul was under the impact of a storm. After an unknown amount of time, her originally clear eyes became blurred, and she was finally defeated. Even the immortal light on her body was taken away by Zhang Jiuyang.

At this moment, his whole body was shrouded in fairy light. The white hair on his head turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his skin became white and shiny again. In just a few breaths, he seemed to have become dozens of years younger.

Rejuvenation!
The defeated Taoist nun could only watch her true energy dissipate as Zhang Jiuyang took it away at will. She no longer had any dignity as an immortal.

But even so, Zhang Jiuyang still strictly adhered to his principles and bottom line. Not only did he not swallow it all, but he also transferred a lot of his own essence to replenish his yang and yin.

He always kept Lu Zu's teachings in mind and never crossed the line.

Otherwise, whether you are an immortal or a demon is just a matter of one thought.

After an unknown amount of time, with a roar, a ray of fairy light appeared in the sky and shone on Zhang Jiuyang.

He felt his body becoming lighter and lighter, until he was able to fly into the sky and enter a fairy gate, leaving behind the legend of the imperial concubine ascending to heaven.

……

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Zhang Jiuyang's dull pupils slowly regained clarity, and memories came flooding back like a tide. Only then did he realize that he did not ascend to become an immortal, but rather successfully broke through the illusion.

Thinking of the various experiences in the illusion, he bowed sincerely and said gratefully: "Disciple Zhang Jiuyang, thank you Eight Immortals for your enlightenment!"

the Eight Immortals:"……"

They really didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this moment. They never expected that the way Zhang Jiuyang finally broke the test of the illusion was not by seeing through the color of the body, but by suddenly realizing the essence of the bedroom and seeing through the illusion in an alternative way.

But no matter what, he did pass the test, otherwise he would have sunk into eternal damnation until the illusion naturally dissipated.

"Thank you all for your guidance, and thank you for Master Lu's teachings. Otherwise, I am afraid I would not be able to keep my original heart, and naturally I would not be able to understand the wonderful meaning of sex."

Zhang Jiuyang didn't know that this was a test for him to see through the true nature of women. Instead, he thought that the Eight Immortals were intentionally teaching him the art of sex, and he was very grateful.

Unexpectedly, the first skill he mastered was the art of sex. He seemed to have extremely high talent and understanding in this area, and was extremely suitable for it.

The Eight Immortals looked at each other, and finally all smiled.

Zhang Jiuyang was a little confused by the laughter.

At this moment, He Xiangu stretched out her white hand, and the Taoist nun in the mirror also flew out, transformed into a green lotus and fell into her hand. Compared with before, it seemed more vibrant and fragrant.

Zhang Jiuyang was surprised and said, "So she is your lotus. I thought..."

Before he could finish his words, he was tapped lightly on the head by a jade finger. He Xiangu said with a half-smile, "You little Taoist priest, you are really shameless. You have defiled my lotus, and you still dare to have such thoughts?"

Zhang Jiuyang was immediately ashamed and quickly bowed to apologize.

That makes sense. Although the Taoist nun is somewhat similar to He Xiangu, He Xiangu is, after all, an accomplished celestial being, the best among the female fairies and qualified to attend the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet.

How could I use my pure immortal body to enlighten him?

The immortals laughed out loud. They were all free and unrestrained people. Although today's experience was unexpected, it was also very interesting.

Especially Lu Dongbin, he admired Zhang Jiuyang even more.

He lost face when he teased Bai Mudan three times, but what Zhang Jiuyang did today made him feel very happy and proud.

"My fellow Taoists, we Eight Immortals always keep our word and honor our promises. Now that he has broken through the illusion and passed the test, shouldn't we teach him the technique we created together?"

After hearing Lu Dongbin's words, all the immortals nodded and had no objection.

Then Zhang Jiuyang's eyes blurred and he found himself in a wonderful cave full of exotic flowers and plants, and clouds and mist. The Eight Immortals were sitting around him.

The Eight Immortals each held a precious seal, their faces solemn.

"Listen carefully. This method is called the 'Heavenly Immortal Golden Elixir Heart Method', also known as the 'Daluo Golden Elixir Heart Method'. We learned it from listening to Yuanshi Tianzun's teachings in Yuxu Palace. Although it is difficult to fully exert its power in this world, it can help you."

"You will understand the beauty of it after you practice it."

"Now, each of us will explain a section. If you cannot comprehend it, then you are not destined to this method. You cannot force it."

Zhang Jiuyang was shocked and immediately held his breath, cleared his mind, sat cross-legged and listened quietly.

Tieguai Li tapped the crutch in his hand lightly, and then a little starlight emerged around him, as if the stars in the sky formed the meridians of the human body, containing infinite mysteries.

"This method has twelve chapters in total. I will talk about the first three, namely, nurturing the mother, clearing the obstruction, and determining the time."

"In the beginning of the universe, all things took shape. This medicine is so great that it nourishes the mother and stores the truth..."

As Tieguai Li spoke, Zhang Jiuyang gradually fell into a mysterious state. As he preached, the pure Yang magic power circulated in the meridians in his body according to a very unique Zhoutian structure, and the pure Yang dragon-tiger golden pill in his dantian suddenly moved.

dong dong!

In a trance, he seemed to hear the heartbeat coming from the golden elixir again, and it was clearer and stronger than before.

The Tao Te Ching inscribed on the golden elixir was shining brightly, and was filled with wisps of purple morning glow, which continuously flowed into the golden elixir, increasing its spirituality and cultivating its supernatural powers.

Nurturing the holy fetus in the fifth realm is a very slow process. The higher the grade of the scripture, the longer it takes to nurture the holy fetus, because the holy fetus can only break out after fully absorbing and comprehending the scripture.

Of course, the more powerful the magical powers you gain after success, the more powerful they will be.

The Tao Te Ching is the king of all scriptures and the sacred text of Chinese Taoism. Therefore, after Zhang Jiuyang entered the fifth realm, the process of nurturing the holy fetus became extremely slow.

Even though he was practicing the Jade Ding Xuan Gong, the most unique martial art in the world, and was now a genius in Taoism with an extraordinary physique, the process was still very slow, like a turtle crawling.

Zhang Jiuyang had originally planned to stay in the fifth realm for a long time, but after coming into contact with the "Heavenly Immortal Golden Elixir Heart Sutra", he was pleasantly surprised to find that this process instantly accelerated a lot.

The golden elixir gave birth to spirituality, and the speed of comprehending the Tao Te Ching skyrocketed!

He was overjoyed in his heart. The Eight Immortals were truly powerful. This mysterious skill could solve his urgent problem and would be of great benefit to him. The gains from this inheritance were truly huge.

"Calm your mind and solidify your spirit."

After Tieguai Li finished speaking, Zhongli Quan began to speak on the fourth and fifth chapters.

"The fourth chapter is about knowing the scene, the fifth chapter is about being old and young, listen carefully, sincerity is in the form, accumulation of wealth and light, this theory is wonderful, the elixir is a sign of good fortune..."

In this way, the Eight Immortals took turns telling the story, and finally Cao Guojiu finished telling the twelfth chapter, and everything was finally over.

If this were a game, Zhang Jiuyang felt that he should have unlocked an achievement at this moment... Descendant of the Eight Immortals.

He stood up and bowed, and the Eight Immortals left one by one.

The time for the inheritance of the visualization diagram is limited, and this inheritance can be said to be the longest.

However, what surprised Zhang Jiuyang was that Lu Zu, who had the best relationship with him, did not say anything extra. Instead, He Xiangu, the only female fairy among the Eight Immortals, left him a message before leaving.

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(End of this chapter)