Who hid my body?

Chapter 5 Because You Ruined My Life

Luji took off his reading glasses, stretched, and his old body made a creaking sound, as if he was stepping on a dilapidated staircase.

"Tsk, I'm really old." He said self-deprecatingly, "I can't even do this little job well."

"But this is the last one."

After saying that, he put on his glasses again and started flipping through his tattered notebook, looking like a typical dedicated workaholic.

"The amount of relief food this time is about the same as it was 20 years ago... Tsk, it's obviously worse than before. The people above don't care about the people's feelings anymore. It seems that we need to apply to them again."

"Two hundred thousand silver coins... these grain dealers are really crazy. They want to take away all this grain with only three times the price. Do they really think I'm that idiot Uru? This is famine relief grain. It was sold for ten times the price twenty years ago. Now they only want to pay three times the price... Tsk, forget it. I'm too lazy to argue with them. Just eight times. It's better to sell it as soon as possible."

"Uru is such an idiot. He sold all these refugees to one place. Is he afraid that they will be found by the Inquisition? They should be divided into five parts at least. Besides, how can the old and weak do hard labor? Wouldn't it be better to just throw them to the secret cult's group of living sacrifices? He really has no brains at all."

Lu Ji cursed while working, just like a teacher correcting homework for poor students late at night.

After everything was done, he took off his glasses again and closed his notebook.

"In the end, you still have to rely on me, really..." Lu Ji looked at the closed notebook and felt a little regretful. "I really want to work for another few decades. I really don't want to retire... Fortunately, this time is different from the past. There are no annoying guys to share my money. After getting this pension, I can finally settle down."

After saying that, Lu Ji raised his head and looked out the window again.

It had been evening when he had begun his work, and now it was completely dark.

Lu Ji then remembered that there was something more important to do tonight.

"That guy Uru is almost here."

Luji muttered to himself as he walked to the mirror and began to adjust his priest uniform.

Then he returned to his desk and took the Rhine Covenant from the drawer.

He gently brushed the dust off the book, then hugged it to his chest and looked at the mirror again.

Luigi in the mirror seemed to be on a pilgrimage.

But he was not going on a pilgrimage, but for the sense of ritual.

Lugi was a man with a strong sense of ritual. His favorite thing to do was to wear a priest's uniform, holding the "Rhine Covenant" in his hand, and while doing blasphemous things he solemnly said, "I am purifying your body and soul on behalf of my Lord, you cannot refuse."

This made him very excited.

But after all, he is getting older, and he hasn't done such exciting things for a long time. In addition, he is about to retire and bid farewell to his identity as a priest, which will be even more difficult in the future.

That's why he decided to come one last time.

Isn’t this a sense of ritual?
There is a beginning and an end.

Lu Ji felt that he was truly worthy of being a holy clergyman.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

It looks like the kid is here.

Lu Ji put his expression back, temporarily suppressed his anticipation, and then walked to the door, opened it, and smiled: "My lovely child, I'll wait for you..."

Before he could finish his words, Lu Ji sensed the danger and immediately stepped back, but he was still a little too slow. The person outside the door had already rushed in and stabbed him in the lower abdomen. Blood gushed out instantly. "Uru!!!" Lu Ji naturally recognized the person and was immediately shocked and angry. He retreated while shouting, "What are you doing?!"

"What?" Ulu said with a sly smile, "Of course I'm going to kill you, you old fool!"

After Ulu stabbed once, he was about to stab again.

Lu Ji naturally continued to retreat into the room, shouting as he retreated: "Are you crazy?!"

"Crazy? I'm not crazy." Ulu pointed the knife at Luji, "Don't you know what you did to me?!"

He chased after him again, while Luji hid and frantically thought of countermeasures. At the same time, he kept talking to Ulu to try to delay time: "Is it because of the food? Aren't we going to share it together?"

"Why should I share it with you? Did you share it with me 20 years ago? Now I am a priest, and all those things should be mine!"

It turned out to be because of this!

Lu Ji cursed in his heart, and pretended to regret and begged for mercy: "If you want everything, why don't you just tell me directly? Is it necessary to go to such lengths for such a small amount of money? What kind of relationship do we have to have such a quarrel?"

"What is the relationship between us? How dare you mention it?" Ulu continued to roar, "Think about what you did to me!"

"whats the matter?"

"You made me take off all my clothes and stand on the table to read the Rhine Covenant! And, and... Damn it, you ruined my life!"

Damn it, you volunteered for this, didn't you? You volunteered for the food, for the priesthood!

Lu Ji roared in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out loud to provoke Ulu, so he had to continue to give in: "It's my problem, I can apologize to you."

"Apologize? After doing all these things, will an apology be useful?!" Ulu's eyes widened. "Also, do you think I will believe your apology? You were still saying today that the little boy tasted better!"

“I’ll hold this one too… huh?” Lu Ji subconsciously wanted to apologize, but he froze before he could finish his words. “Which little boy was I talking about? When the hell did this happen?!”

"You still dare to quibble?! This is what is going to happen soon!"

Lu Ji: “???”

At this time, Bai Wei couldn't listen any more.

The fight between these two old assholes is too inappropriate for children, so he coldly reminded them: "Stop talking nonsense, the old guy is preparing a spell."

Preparing a spell?!
After hearing the reminder, Ulu realized that Luji had hidden one of his hands while dodging.

This guy is really preparing a spell!

He immediately threw the knife in his hand towards Luji. The blade scratched Luji's arm, leaving a bloody mark.

But it is already late.

Lu Ji's expression also changed from panic to a grin: "You... useless thing!"

He raised his hand, and suddenly several magic seals appeared in the air. Then several magic chains sprang out from the seals and instantly bound Uru's body tightly.

The situation reversed instantly!
"Want to kill me?!" Lu Ji roared at Uru, "You piece of shit?! You want to kill me?!"

(End of this chapter)