My male god, your character has collapsed!

Chapter 167 Chapter Yoga Pants Yanyan
Zhou Yuwen had finally bought a new car, and at this time he was being intimate with Zheng Yanyan in the car. Zhou Yuwen got a little carried away and insisted on having sex with Zheng Yanyan in the car.

But Zheng Yanyan just didn't want to do that, she said it would be easy for others to see it.

Zhou Yuwen said there was no one here.

But Zheng Yanyan said she was unwilling to do anything, and there was a hint of pity in her voice.

Helpless, Zhou Yuwen could only say, "Let's go upstairs."

After getting home, Zheng Yanyan relaxed and the two kissed all the way from the house to the sofa.

But at this moment, Zhou Yuwen took out a pair of scissors from somewhere.

Zheng Yanyan was shocked when she saw this scene and asked Zhou Yuwen what he was doing.

Zhou Yuwen said let’s try something different.

After learning what Zhou Yuwen was going to do, Zheng Yanyan was a little amused and helpless for a moment. Looking at Zhou Yuwen's serious expression, Zheng Yanyan said, "You are crazy!"
Zhou Yuwen said, as we are an old married couple, we should always do something different.

"My yoga pants are a famous brand! They cost 249. If I had known you were going to cut them, I wouldn't have bought such expensive ones!" Zheng Yanyan cooperated with Zhou Yuwen, with one leg flat on the sofa and the other leg bent.

Zhou Yuwen said, at worst I can buy you another one.

"Hmph! Pervert!" Zheng Yanyan rolled her eyes as she looked at Zhou Yuwen, who was conscientiously cutting his yoga pants.

Zheng Yanyan had no objection to Zhou Yuwen playing with fancy things, but when the scissors came close to Zheng Yanyan, she couldn't help but feel a little scared.

Otherwise I can give you the yoga pants and you can return them to me after you cut them.

Zhou Yuwen said that wouldn’t work, it had to fit perfectly.

"I'm scared of you."

"Oh, you believe me!"

Zheng Yanyan looked so scared that Zhou Yuwen didn't dare to cut her hair.

There was no choice, Zhou Yuwen could only squat down, while Zheng Yanyan was sitting on the sofa, Zhou Yuwen knelt in front of Zheng Yanyan, facing her directly.

The scissors were shining brightly and pointed directly at Zheng Yanyan. Zheng Yanyan was really a little scared and asked Zhou Yuwen to be careful.

Zhou Yuwen said, don't worry, I can't hurt you.

Zhou Yuwen reached out and pinched the corner of the yoga pants.

Zhou Yuwen must think this is boring, he just wants to play some tricks.

So Zheng Yanyan was very unhappy. She pouted and let Zhou Yuwen kneel in front of her, holding a pair of scissors, looking like he was working seriously.

Seeing Zhou Yuwen like this, Zheng Yanyan was both angry and amused, and kept saying that Zhou Yuwen was bad.

Zhou Yuwen said that Zheng Yanyan didn't understand romance.

At this time, Zhou Yuwen had carefully cut a slit in the yoga pants.

"No, I only have six pieces, and you bought them for me." Zheng Yanyan immediately disagreed.

Zhou Yuwen said, what are you afraid of, I will buy it for you later.

"Ah! I don't want it!"

"Oops, sorry, you're late!"

Zhou Yuwen was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and took the photo.

"Zhou Yuwen!" Zheng Yanyan was really angry, but before she could continue to be angry, her mouth was blocked by Zhou Yuwen.

"Well."

The two continued kissing, and Zhou Yuwen laid Zheng Yanyan down on the sofa.

Of course, at this time, remember to keep the scissors away so as not to cause any real harm.

"Yeah, well."

Zheng Yanyan was kissed by Zhou Yuwen for a while, then she narrowed her eyes and began to let Zhou Yuwen do what he wanted.

Her long legs were wrapped in yoga pants, one of them was placed under the sofa, and the other was bent inside the sofa. When Zhou Yuwen had almost finished kissing her, he reached out and touched Zheng Yanyan's thigh inside the sofa.

Next.
To be honest, if it was just regular intimacy, Zhou Yuwen probably wouldn't be interested at all.

From the front, all you can see is Zheng Yanyan's long pink hair falling down to her shoulders and her slender waist.

Zheng Yanyan was acting like a child and said she was tired.

"Ah, what are you doing~"

"It's not that tiring. You're a dancer after all."

"Hmph, I hate you so much!" Zheng Yanyan rolled her eyes and said that Zhou Yuwen didn't care about her at all.

Zhou Yuwen said, baby, I don’t love you enough, you should at least love me a little bit, right?

"Bad guy!"

During the journey, Zheng Yanyan kept saying she was tired and took a break.

"Get out!" Zheng Yanyan punched Zhou Yuwen with her little fist.

"Humph,"

Zheng Yanyan didn't bother to pay attention to Zhou Yuwen, she hugged Zhou Yuwen's neck, then leaned on one of Zhou Yuwen's shoulders and bit Zhou Yuwen's ear.
"I looked it up on Baidu and people said it would be over in a few minutes."

Zhou Yuwen knocked Zheng Yanyan's hand away.

Zhou Yuwen asked you how come you don’t understand anything.

"I don't know as much as you do. I have never been in a relationship, and I gave you my first time. I'm not like you who have had countless women." Zheng Yanyan's hands were opened by Zhou Yuwen, but she didn't continue. Instead, she half-lay on the sofa with a smile and said a few words to Zhou Yuwen.

Zhou Yuwen said you should stop talking nonsense.

"The time Su Qing and I had was not considered a relationship at all. You are truly the first woman in my life."

Zheng Yanyan was a little happy when Zhou Yuwen said that. She stood up and hugged Zhou Yuwen from behind. Her hair touched Zhou Yuwen's cheek and it felt itchy.

Zheng Yanyan asked Zhou Yuwen: "Husband, what's going on between you and Su Qing? Can you tell me about it?"

Zhou Yuwen said there was nothing much to say.

"Go ahead and tell me!" Zheng Yanyan rubbed Zhou Yuwen from behind and acted coquettishly.

Zhou Yuwen said let’s take a shower first and then talk after that.

"I brought you a gift from Hong Kong."

"Yeah!" The two went to take a shower together. Zheng Yanyan blew her hair dry in front of the dressing table and changed into her newly bought suspender pajamas. Then Zhou Yuwen brought Zheng Yanyan a lot of international brand cosmetics and skin care products in Hong Kong. After taking a shower, he applied them on her body to keep her skin fragrant and tender.

These skin care products cost four or five thousand yuan in Jinling, and they are not cheap in Hong Kong either.

When Zheng Yanyan found out that Zhou Yuwen brought so many cosmetics for her, her eyes lit up, because these cosmetics were one level higher than what she used, and the total value of them, big and small, was tens of thousands of yuan.

Zheng Yanyan asked Zhou Yuwen in surprise, "Are these all bought for me?"
Isn’t what Zhou Yuwen said nonsense?
"You are my only wife, who else should I buy it for if not you?" Zhou Yuwen said boredly after taking a shower, changing into pajamas and lying on the bed.

He was fair in his work. He didn't have to give Zheng Yanyan living expenses, but as for gifts and the like, he would definitely spend as much money on Zheng Yanyan as he did on Lu Lin.

I was just saying that Zhou Yuwen was a bad guy, but now I look at him again and I like him more and more.

Sitting in front of the dressing table, applying skin care products, she said, "Hubby, I love you more and more, mememe~"
Zhou Yuwen rolled his eyes at her.

It hasn't been long since then, and Zheng Yanyan wants to throw herself into his arms again.

Zhou Yuwen asked her if she didn’t feel any pain now?
"Well, it seems to be much better!"

Zhou Yuwen said, "That's it. It's not as exaggerated as you think. This place was originally used for this purpose."

Zheng Yanyan giggled, hugged Zhou Yuwen and kissed him, saying, Yanyan, this place is for your husband.

"Hubby, do you want to continue using it?"

"I don't want to use it now." Zhou Yuwen said.

"Don't~"

Zheng Yanyan and Zhou Yuwen were acting coquettishly, but Zhou Yuwen was lying on the bed and said, I don’t want to move now.

So Zheng Yanyan took the initiative to get close to Zhou Yuwen, wanting Zhou Yuwen to be intimate with her.

Zhou Yuwen said that he had just finished taking a shower, and if you did this, he would have to take a shower again.

"What are you afraid of? We have plenty of time anyway."

Zheng Yanyan climbed into Zhou Yuwen's arms and kissed Zhou Yuwen's face.

Zhou Yuwen casually put his arm around Zheng Yanyan's waist and said, "Let's wait."

"I'll play with my phone for a while, I'll talk to you later."

Zheng Yanyan wanted to stick to Zhou Yuwen, but Zhou Yuwen seemed to be passive except when doing that kind of thing.

For example, nowadays, people would rather play with their mobile phones than play with themselves.

This made Zheng Yanyan very unhappy. She lay in Zhou Yuwen's arms, puffed her lips, and looked at Zhou Yuwen with resentment.

But Zhou Yuwen didn't just play with his phone. At least while he was playing with his phone, he also knew to reach out and touch Zheng Yanyan's head.

Zheng Yanyan lay next to Zhou Yuwen and asked what was fun about the cell phone.

"Can it be as fun as me?"

Zhou Yuwen said it’s much more fun than yours.

"Hmph!" Zheng Yanyan was angry, and her long legs rested directly on Zhou Yuwen's legs.

Zhou Yuwen actually didn't have any hobbies. He could only read novels on his phone. While other industries were getting better and better, the novel industry was getting worse and worse. At this time, Zhou Yuwen searched for novels on the rankings and found several books that he had never seen before, but the content was quite good.

Zhou Yuwen likes to read some historical literature, such as the rise of popular literary masters during this period. Lao Wang’s writing style is indeed good, and it feels like he can write a physical book.

It’s a pity that every book I write is sanctioned.

Zhou Yuwen has been reborn and is still enjoying watching the rise of the literary giant.

Zheng Yanyan lay beside Zhou Yuwen and read the book with him for a while, but she couldn't make sense of it. Instead, she felt bored and asked Zhou Yuwen why he liked reading this kind of novel.

Zhou Yuwen said that you, a child, don’t understand.

"It's just like how old you are!"

We were chatting when a message suddenly popped up on my phone.

Tao Tian: [transfer]

When Zheng Yanyan saw the message, she immediately frowned, reached out to take Zhou Yuwen's phone, and clicked on the message sent by Tao Tian. Fortunately, the previous messages had been almost deleted, and there were only the messages sent between her and Tao Tian today.

But even so, there was still some hint of coquettishness in Tao Tian's words towards Zhou Yuwen.

Zhou Yuwen asked, what are you doing? You are watching it carefully.

Zheng Yanyan frowned and asked Zhou Yuwen to explain what was going on.

What did Zhou Yuwen say?

Isn’t it just as written in the chat history?

At this time, Tao Tian sent a message to Zhou Yuwen, asking him to accept the transfer.

Zhou Yuwen ordered it directly.

At this time, Tao Tian was still worried in the dormitory.

Zhou Yuwen not only brought Tao Tian some skin care products she wanted, but also brought her two more high-end cosmetics, worth about three or four thousand yuan.

After Tao Tian opened the package and returned to the dormitory, she was noticed by her roommates. They looked at the cosmetics from left to right and said, "This small bottle of essence costs only two or three thousand yuan."

"Tiantian, Zhou Yuwen is so good to you."

Tao Tian was envied by her roommates and was quite happy.

It's a pity that Qu Jing said in a frustrated tone: "It's good, but it's a pity that he has a girlfriend."

Just one sentence made Tao Tian feel uncomfortable.

He checked his phone from time to time to see if Zhou Yuwen had sent him a message. Seeing that Zhou Yuwen had not received his transfer, he reminded him and then sent a voice message to Zhou Yuwen.

At this time, Zhou Yuwen's cell phone was still in Zheng Yanyan's hand. Zheng Yanyan answered the call directly, but heard Tao Tian's soft and cute voice say, "Please accept the transfer quickly, otherwise I will be embarrassed to ask you to bring me things again."

And after Zhou Yuwen really clicked on the transfer button.

Tao Tian felt disappointed again, but she was still strong and calm and sent a message to Zhou Yuwen: "Just accept it. It would be bad if your girlfriend misunderstood it (smile)"

Zhou Yuwen thought this was no problem at all. He said, "Look, I'm just helping my senior buy something. There's nothing else to do."

Zheng Yanyan swiped up and found that there was no chat history, so she asked Zhou Yuwen how to delete the chat history?
Zhou Yuwen said, I never keep chat records.

Zheng Yanyan frowned, leaning in Zhou Yuwen's arms, looking at the message sent by Tao Tian, ​​thinking for a while, and replied: "It's okay, senior sister, I won't misunderstand, I am Zheng Yanyan, Zhou Yuwen and I are together."

As he said that, he took Zhou Yuwen's hand and sent a photo to Tao Tian.

(End of this chapter)