My male god, your character has collapsed!

Chapter 136 Red Little CK
You have to wait three minutes for the game to start.

At this time, Chang Hao in the dormitory was a little absent-minded. Just now, Zhou Yuwen said that Zheng Yanyan was going to take a shower, which did cause some harm to Chang Hao.

He was thinking, Zheng Yanyan is living in Zhou Yuwen's house, will that kind of thing happen?
I feel Yanyan is quite conservative, so that kind of thing shouldn't happen to her.

How long have the two of them been talking?

But he still couldn't help but want to test her, for example, asking casually: "Hey, by the way, Lao Zhou, why is Yanyan staying at your place today?"

Unfortunately, no one responded in the headset.

Zheng Yanyan really didn't consider herself an outsider. She sat on the e-sports table with a pair of small feet painted with red nail polish directly on the table, and she was even turning the chair over there.

Zhou Yuwen looked at her with disgust.

She was full of pride and used her little feet to tease Zhou Yuwen, almost reaching out to Zhou Yuwen's hands.

Zhou Yuwen hit her instep without saying a word.

"Ah~" Zheng Yanyan screamed in pain.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Chang Hao didn't know what was going on over there and felt a little nervous.

"It's okay, someone deserves a beating," Zhou Yuwen was still very serious about playing the game, sitting there obediently, and would definitely reply when he heard Chang Hao asking questions.

Chang Hao was so angry after hearing this: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Zhou, how can you hit someone?"

Zheng Yanyan's fair feet were slapped red by Zhou Yuwen. She was a little angry, snorted and looked at Zhou Yuwen, then stood up, apparently intending to settle the score with Zhou Yuwen.

Zhou Yuwen asked what he was doing.

Without saying anything, she took off Zhou Yuwen's headset and then rode on Zhou Yuwen's body.

"What are you doing? The game is on," Zhou Yuwen said.

At this time, Chang Hao heard the rustling sound again. It seemed that Zheng Yanyan asked unsatisfiedly, "Who deserves a beating?"

Chang Hao said: "Yan Yan, Lao Zhou is joking with you."

However, neither Zhou Yuwen nor Zheng Yanyan had a microphone at the moment, so they certainly couldn't hear the sound. Now Zheng Yanyan was riding on Zhou Yuwen's legs, holding Zhou Yuwen's chin and asking, "Who deserves a beating?"
Ok?
Who deserves a beating?
Zhou Yuwen said, stop messing around, the game has started.

Before he could finish his words, Zheng Yanyan blocked his mouth.

It feels like Zheng Yanyan didn't just want to play games, she just wanted to be intimate with Zhou Yuwen.

Zhou Yuwen was also helpless. After kissing Zheng Yanyan for a while, the two were smacking each other. They hadn't kissed for three days. It seemed that Zheng Yanyan was very greedy, and her kissing skills had also improved significantly.

Zhou Yuwen saw the game had started and quickly said, "Okay, okay, the game has started, hurry down."

This made Zheng Yanyan so angry. Why would she talk about this halfway?

And just now Zhou Yuwen's hand had already reached her pajamas.

This kind of satin pajamas is indeed comfortable to the touch, and Zheng Yanyan is not wearing any clothes underneath. It was only after Zhou Yuwen touched her twice that Zheng Yanyan felt something.

Zhou Yuwen actually stopped touching her.

The little girl suddenly got angry: "Which is more important, the game or me?"

"You, you, you are important, hurry up and get off. If you start slowly, you will lose half the game."

"I won't! I won't."

"Damn it, get the hell out of here! You lost the game, so forget about love!" Zhou Yuwen said bluntly.

"Zhou Yuwen, what are you talking about!?"

"Okay, okay, baby, hurry up and go down, the enemy has eaten all the soldiers."

Zhou Yuwen was really speechless. Damn it, she was the one who wanted to play the game, and she was also the one who didn't play at the beginning. How could she have no e-sports spirit at all?
Zhou Yuwen is fine, after all, he is playing in the jungle, so even if he is holding Zheng Yanyan in his arms, it does not affect his playing.

But Zheng Yanyan's shooter just stayed in the fountain without moving.

The assistants in the match couldn't stand it any more: "A shooter died?"

Chang Hao developed well in the confrontation lane. When he saw someone scolding Zheng Yanyan, he replied: "Mind your own business."

Zhou Yuwen continued to coax Zheng Yanyan and said, Baby, go down quickly, someone is scolding you.

"Then you kiss me?"

"Mmmmm, are you okay?" Zhou Yuwen kissed Zheng Yanyan's collagen-filled little face several times.

Zheng Yanyan was satisfied and returned to her seat obediently.

We were three minutes slower than the opponent, allowing them to launch a wave of troops.

Zhou Yuwen was quite dissatisfied.

Zheng Yanyan put on the headset expertly and said, "Don't worry! I'm here, no problem!"

One kill!

A kill was given directly at the start.

Zhou Yuwen pursed his lips at this time and looked at Zheng Yanyan.

That look seemed to be saying, I’ve seen bad people before, but I didn’t expect you to be so bad!
Even though Zheng Yanyan was shameless, she blushed a little at this time and said awkwardly: "I was careless."

"Hit it steady."

"Don't worry, I was really careless."

Duoblekill!

Show your head and you will get a double kill.

"Is the opponent a robot?" The other side immediately mocked.

Zheng Yanyan couldn't hold back her anger anymore, so she quickly said to Zhou Yuwen, "Ah, husband, the economy on the other side is too high."

"If you know you can't win, just hide in the tower." Zhou Yuwen was speechless.

Chang Hao said: "It's okay, it's just two heads."

"What do you mean nothing happened? Two kills, Zheng Yanyan, how did you get into college?" Two kills were given away at the start. This is a ranked game, okay?

After being scolded by Zhou Yuwen, Zheng Yanyan felt a little depressed and pouted.

Seeing that Zheng Yanyan didn't come out of the tower, the other side danced outside Zheng Yanyan's tower.

Zheng Yanyan was almost killed when she was trying to kill a soldier.

When the opponent saw that Zheng Yanyan had no blood left, he planned to cross the tower directly.

"Ah! Husband, he wants to jump over the tower and kill me!" Zheng Yanyan's cry was particularly soul-stirring!
"What are you afraid of? I'm here!"

At this time Zhou Yuwen suddenly jumped out, raised his hand to control him, and took him away with his ultimate move!
"Yeah! My husband is so great!" Zheng Yanyan clapped her hands happily.

Chang Hao also saw this tip in the top lane, and said dryly, "Beautiful," and then said with a smile, "If I were a jungler, I could do it too."

Unfortunately, no one listened. Zheng Yanyan was only concerned with clapping for Zhou Yuwen. She felt that it didn't matter whether she wore the headset or not, so she just took it off.

Zhou Yuwen asked Zheng Yanyan to stay under the tower obediently.

"Don't die,"

"Yeah, my husband will take me flying!"

Zheng Yanyan's development in the bottom lane was too poor, and the opponent always wanted to kill Zheng Yanyan alone. As a result, Zhou Yuwen let her be the bait. It didn't matter if she died, as she directly gave herself two kills.

"Woo, husband, I'm dead, woo woo."

"It's okay, your death was worthwhile, your husband helped you get revenge." Zhou Yuwen was of course happy to get two heads. Chang Hao just listened to the young couple showing their love over there. At first, he even said a few words to them, but later he found that they ignored him, so he didn't say much, at most he said a few words when they sent signals.

In the next team fight, Chang Hao originally wanted to show off, so he asked the shooter to cooperate with him through the headset.

Having said this, he rushed forward.

As a result, the shooter ran to follow the jungler, and Chang Hao went up and gave away a kill.

His teammates couldn't help but scold him.

Chang Hao was embarrassed. He said, "Damn it, Yanyan, why don't you help me?"

After talking for a long time and no one responded, Zhou Yuwen was afraid that he would be embarrassed, so he said: "She didn't bring a microphone."

When Zheng Yanyan heard Zhou Yuwen talking about herself, she asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"Chang Hao just asked why you didn't help him." Zhou Yuwen conveyed this to Zheng Yanyan.

Zheng Yanyan was very dissatisfied after hearing this: "There are three people on the opposite side, how can I help them? Look, he died when he rushed over, and I will definitely die if I go up."

Zhou Yuwen chuckled and said that if you go up and output, you might be able to reap the rewards.

"Come on, tell Chang Hao not to send us off. If he loses, he will treat us to a meal!" Zheng Yanyan didn't even bother to answer the call, and directly asked Zhou Yuwen to convey the message.

Zhou Yuwen said, look how capable you are, you get people to play games with you and even treat you to a meal.

"hey-hey."

The game lasted for thirty minutes. Mainly because Zheng Yanyan was too bad, the opponent took eight kills. Fortunately, Zhou Yuwen turned the tide and got fifteen kills by himself, becoming a god. Even the opponent couldn't help but ask why the jungler targeted him?
It would be bad enough that Zheng Yanyan is not good at playing games, but she also has time to argue with others.

Typing over there, saying, hey, who told you to kill me twice at the beginning!
"My husband is a wild one! He is here to help me get revenge!"

"Brother, I'm Loli, are we in an online relationship?" The opponent in the middle lane immediately typed.

Zheng Yanyan said directly: "Get lost!"

This game is quite fun, but a bit tiring.

After finishing a game, Zhou Yuwen asked Zheng Yanyan to go out and get him a bottle of water.

"Roger that!"

Zheng Yanyan was well-behaved and brought a bottle of water to Zhou Yuwen.

This is the first time that Zhou Yuwen plays games with Chang Hao in this world. In their previous life, their levels were almost the same. Now that he is reborn, Zhou Yuwen feels that he should be a master among amateurs. If he practices for half a year, he may be able to beat the professionals.

Chang Hao couldn't help but admire Zhou Yuwen in the headset and said, I didn't expect you to be so good at playing games.

Zhou Yuwen said it was okay, it had been a while since they last played.

Zheng Yanyan brought Zhou Yuwen a bottle of mineral water, and Zhou Yuwen unscrewed the lid and took a sip.

Zheng Yanyan watched Zhou Yuwen drink water and said sweetly, "Hubby, why are you so amazing? I feel like you know everything."

Zhou Yuwen said it was just average.

It's already one o'clock in the morning.

Chang Hao had been listening to Zhou Yuwen and Zheng Yanyan chatting in the dormitory, but he didn't interrupt them. He just asked at the right time: "Is it still open?"

Zhou Yuwen wanted to say something else, but when Zheng Yanyan was drinking, she spilled mineral water on her pants.

Those satin pajamas can't be worn if they get slightly wet.

The two were in a panic, and Zhou Yuwen told Zheng Yanyan to just bare her legs since they were at home anyway.

Zheng Yanyan thought so too. Anyway, she was ready now.

So she threw her pants aside, revealing a pair of beautiful legs.

Chang Hao heard Zhou Yuwen in a panic and asked him what was wrong.

Zhou Yuwen said: "It's okay, Yanyan got water on her pants."

"oh oh."

Zhou Yuwen said: "Clumsy."

Zheng Yanyan was still smiling, and she stretched out her long legs in front of Zhou Yuwen to show him: "Say, husband, look, this is the gift you bought for me."

However, Zheng Yanyan took her own initiative and turned off the microphone. Before the game started, she kissed Zhou Yuwen.

He made some humming sounds and asked Zhou Yuwen to click on him with the hand that he used to click the mouse.

Chang Hao was curious about what gift Zhou Yuwen bought for Zheng Yanyan, but suddenly there was no sound.

Then when the game started the sound came back.

And so, the three of them fought again.

This time the opponent was quite strong and Zhou Yuwen’s palms were sweating, but luckily he still won.

After winning, Zheng Yanyan was very happy. She sat on Zhou Yuwen's lap with her long legs and said, "My husband is so awesome."

Zhou Yuwen said: "If you hadn't cheated me of two heads, I would have been even more powerful."

Zheng Yanyan chuckled, feeling a little embarrassed.

Chang Hao was quite happy after winning the game, and said, "It's OK as long as we can win."

"How about another fight?"

However, no one listened to Chang Hao at this time.

Zheng Yanyan was only wearing a small CK, revealing a pair of beautiful legs.

The little CK is plump and looks pretty good.

Zheng Yanyan was very well behaved today, but Zhou Yuwen had not been interested in the topic before.

Now, after playing two games, he looked at Zheng Yanyan sitting in his arms.

Zhou Yuwen suddenly became interested.

Zheng Yanyan seemed to know Zhou Yuwen's intention, but she had no intention of resisting.

I was a little embarrassed, so I could only play on Zhou Yuwen's computer and said, "Wow, husband, you are so awesome, you got thirteen kills."

After reaching out and touching little CK, Zhou Yuwen became even more interested.

He reached out and hugged Zheng Yanyan's slender waist.

"Hmm!" Zhou Yuwen wanted to kiss, so Zheng Yanyan would definitely not refuse. She sat on Zhou Yuwen's body and kissed him. However, because she appeared taller than Zhou Yuwen because she was sitting on his legs, it was inconvenient to kiss him, so she could only kiss his neck.

Zheng Yanyan made a humming sound from her mouth and let Zhou Yuwen kiss her.

"Old Zhou, what's wrong with you?"

I almost forgot that the microphone was not hung up at this time.

Chang Hao must not be allowed to hear this next.

Zhou Yuwen simply reached out and hung up the microphone.

"Hello? Hello? Lao Zhou? Why did you hang up the mic?"

"Still fighting?"

(End of this chapter)