Strange Voyage: Summoning the Fourth Disaster.

Chapter 266 Niu Niu: I studied music, this is...

The Laughter Chest was placed on the ground.

The box is pitch black with a slight purple hue, and is made of various materials. The most special of them is the flat crystal at the opening of the treasure chest.

There seems to be a special power flowing on it, constantly changing its illusory expressions, either happy or sad or... well, this expression of sticking out the tongue and sweating is a bit weird.

"Well, open it."

Li Miao said towards the shore.

This guy changed his face in the prison player group, first rude and then respectful. To put it bluntly, he just wanted to open the treasure chest given by Zered, so Li Miao let him open it.

It just so happened that he also wanted to see what kind of buff this Laughing Treasure Chest would give.

"My foster father is here, please accept my child's respect!"

Shang'an was very excited when he heard this, and he spoke very well, but he didn't bow.

However, when he saw the specific information of this treasure chest, he was a little stunned.

"Laughing and cursing..." Shangan narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Miao suspiciously: "Are you kidding me?"

"Hmm?" Li Miao frowned when he heard that. "You don't want to open it, right? Fine, give it back to me. I just don't want to open this unlucky thing of yours..."

As he said this, he was about to take the treasure chest.

He quickly got ashore and protected the treasure chest, saying awkwardly, "No, no, no, no, please, godfather, let me open it. I love opening chests the most. I promise to give you something good..."

"What a character!" Li Miao said unhappily.

This kid is so mean, I always feel like I want to cheat him... Am I, Li Miao, that kind of person?
"Bah ah."

Seeing Li Miao retract his hand, Shangwan quickly spat a mouthful of non-existent saliva on his hand, and rubbed his hands vigorously, trying to rub out good luck.

After he was ready, he reached out his hand, but after trying for a while, he stopped, looking puzzled.

"How do you open this box?"

"Open it directly? This can't be opened..."

"Does it need a key? There doesn't seem to be a keyhole..."

"I don't know. Zered didn't give me the key either." Li Miao was also surprised. Maybe he should ask Zered again.

After hearing this, he groped around again with some hopelessness. This was an opportunity he had earned by becoming a father, and he couldn't just waste it.

After thinking for a moment, he tried to touch it with fire burning in his hands.

When his fingers touched the flat crystal, the Laughing Treasure Chest immediately reacted, and lavender mist emerged from it.

There is a reaction!
When he came ashore and saw this, he was delighted and quickly injected more fighting power into the flat crystal.

The purple mist quickly formed a human face above the treasure chest, which kept changing.

A little mist also fell on the arms that came ashore, establishing some special connection with them.

"Hee hee hee……"

Accompanied by a sinister and sharp laugh.

The expression formed by the purple mist quickly froze.

An expression with rolled eyes and stuck out tongue appeared in front of the two.

"Ah~"

A faint groan echoed in the ears of the two.

At the same time, with a click, the treasure chest opened automatically.

Li Miao was stunned when he saw this.

When he came ashore, he was stunned because he saw the explosive news in his information column.

[You have been cursed by a special curse from the Chest of Laughter.]

[You have obtained a special buff - "High Moment". ]

[High Moment: In the next three hours, you will have an uncontrollable high moment every 10 minutes... The Laugher enjoys seeing others embarrassed. ]

[Note that the Spirit Candle does not have the function of removing this curse for the time being. ]

After he went ashore and read the content of the curse, his pupils suddenly contracted and he cursed subconsciously.

"Fuck you...hiss, oh haha~~~~"

Before he finished cursing after getting ashore, he felt a tingling sensation all over his body. His body began to twitch uncontrollably. He rolled his eyes and his voice trembled involuntarily.

"Ok?"

Li Miao was still surprised by the strange expression of Zi Wu, but he saw Shangwan suddenly get excited and quickly pulled the treasure chest in front of him over.

"Fuck, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, Shangan was half-kneeling on the ground, exhausted, and had no time to respond to Li Miao.

See this situation.

Li Miao suddenly recalled the strange expression just now, and when he thought about the current situation on the shore, his expression suddenly became strange.

"Brother Wei? Brother Wei, hang Wei!" Li Miao called him three times before he came back to his senses. He then asked, "What buff did this Laughing Curse give you?"

Only after reaching the shore did he come to his senses and stood up with weak legs.

He glanced at Li Miao, who looked a little dazed. He thought for several seconds before shaking his head violently: "Nothing, nothing, just an electric shock buff..."

"Ahem, I have something to do, so I'll log off for a while."

Before Li Miao could reply, he went ashore and left without saying anything, his body trembling.

Damn, is the sense of this game a bit too illegal...

He has to take it easy first...

"..."

Watching him limping away on the shore, Li Miao narrowed his eyes, thought for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing.

He was not quite sure at first, but when he saw the hesitant look on the shore, he immediately confirmed his guess.

When he thought of this, he felt gloating.

Fortunately, I was not the one who was cursed.

This guy from Shang'an came to my house to open the box and ended up getting scammed... Come to think of it, I have to thank him!
Thinking of this, Li Miao became even happier.

Then he took a look at the contents of the Laughing Treasure Chest.

[Obtained: War Ash Tickle]

The first thing is relatively normal, it is a combat skill in the form of a scroll, but the effect looks a bit weird.

【War Gray·Tickle】

[Type: Skill Book]

[Quality: Firefly]

[Effect: After successfully hitting the enemy, some parts of the enemy will itch unbearably. This effect is ineffective against some special enemies.]

[Explanation: "Ahaha... If this fighting skill is created, it will definitely be very interesting..."]

Firefly-grade combat skills!

It's still a control type.

It just looks a bit weird... Li Miao scratched his head, but put it into the inventory and collected it carefully.

But when he saw clearly the second object that had lost its light, he was suddenly startled and subconsciously threw it away.

[Obtained: Laugher's Fake Weapon (Epic)]

【Laugher's Fake Weapon (Epic)】

[Type: Special Weapon]

[Effect: Greatly improves the holder's physique, and can use the exclusive skill "Giant Whip", ① inflicting physical damage to male enemies while also inflicting mental damage / ② doubles the damage to female enemies. 】

[Explanation: "A sharp sword? A hard shield? No, no, no... Please cast these precious materials into something that those guys want to use but don't want to use... Just do as I say... Hehe..."]

"..."

Li Miao's face was stiff, and he didn't know whether he should pick up the "weapon" on the ground.

"Fuck this plan, tell your father what this is!" "Can anyone make this thing? It's against the rules!"

"And you made it epic quality? Bastard...bastard!"

Li Miao was a little crazy at this time.

I thought it was outrageous enough that I got cursed when I got ashore, but I didn't expect the things in the box to be even more outrageous. What the hell is this? !
at this time.

Niu Niu happened to pass by and saw Li Miao's mad face. He couldn't help but greet him cheerfully: "Hey, Brother Miao, are you opening a box?"

"Let me see what you opened..."

"Ok?"

"Um……"

Niu Niu stretched out his hand, stroked his chin, looked at Li Miao, pointed at the weapon, and gave a comment with certainty.

"…I studied music, so this is the song girl."

……

"hahahahahahahaha!"

"It's so funny, brothers!"

"Let me tell you, didn't Brother Miaozi receive a gift from the dynamic plot character Rizered? Inside was something called the Chest of Laughter."

"You definitely don't know what Brother Miaozi got from this box, hahahaha..."

“【Click to view item information】【Click to view item information】”

Soon, a post was posted on the Lingzhu Forum, and the young players in the forum were immediately excited.

“What the hell? A fake Laugher weapon? This thing, hahaha…”

"This is the first time I've seen weapons that need to be coded. I live in Bengbu."

"Awesome! I am dying of laughter, the Lingzhu officials really have a bad taste, hahahaha..."

"Damn, no wonder this game is 18+, it turns out it's waiting here!"

"It's fucking epic quality. I can't stand it. It's too outrageous. Hahahaha..."

"Brother Miaozi: Do you think this thing should be used or not? If it is to be used... then how should it be used? Ah, this is really distressing..."

"The guy upstairs, there's something wrong with you. (A face full of wheel marks.jpg)"

"Damn it, I'm tired of this kind of instant understanding life."

"Female players are ecstatic!"

"No, male players are ecstatic."

"..."

The comment section of this post quickly exploded with laughter. A group of veteran players were so happy that they burst into laughter. Some people even quickly made memes and posted them in the comment section, which was quite funny.

However, in addition to most of the veteran players, there are also some simple players who are ignorant of the world and are scratching their heads and asking.

"I don't understand, so I'm asking, is there anything wrong with this weapon? It seems to be very effective... (confused)"

"Why is this weapon censored? (confused)"

"The first epic weapon! Brother Miaozi is so lucky! (envious)"

This group of innocent players are like blank sheets of paper, and are particularly conspicuous in the comment section.

This naturally adds more fun and laughter to the players...

Although most of the players are not serious.

However, there were also some players who were serious at the beginning or serious after laughing and then discussed the story and background contained in this treasure chest.

"...Brothers, you may laugh, but this treasure chest must have a story. I feel like Lingzhu is setting a trap again."

"Feel the same."

The storyteller reappeared at this time and gave his own analysis.

"From the description, this 'laugher' should be a powerful person with a bad taste in the background story."

"Both descriptions are direct quotations, probably from this Laugher."

"The cost of making an epic special weapon must be very high, but he was willing to use it to make such a crude weapon. His purpose is to make people feel torn between wanting to use it and not wanting to use it."

"He even created a unique fighting skill of the Firefly grade on a whim."

"Finally, he put both items into the treasure chest and added a laughing curse, as if to play a trick on me..."

“I have to say, even though this character has never appeared, it is very interesting.”

He directly and objectively analyzed and speculated, and gave his own guess.

But to be honest, the storyteller laughed for a long time before posting the comment.

Many players responded.

"Got it, fun guy, right?"

"An epic weapon like this... This is no longer just a fun guy, we have to use a heavy punch!"

“I feel like he should be a big shot.”

"No, man, does the game Lingzhu have to be so obsessive about details? In order for us to open treasure chests properly, there has to be a whole corresponding background story? (Shocked)"

"..."

After the storyteller said this, many players were also interested, and they were also even more amazed at the so-called "game details" of Lingzhu.

Of course, the laughter in the entire comment section never stopped...

……

"Brother Miaozi, are you going to sell it or not?"

Mushroom looked at Li Miao, who had a conflicted look on his face, and felt helpless.

"This..." Li Miao frowned and looked at the fake weapon of the laugher with a troubled face, not knowing what to do.

You say you want to sell it, this thing is an epic special weapon after all. From a weapon perspective, it's the first epic level one.

And most importantly, this thing is likely to be unique in the entire game, after all, it is opened from the dynamic plot...

But if he doesn't sell it... this thing is a bit disgusting even if he throws it into the Lingzhu space, and he will definitely not use it with his personality.

Niu Niu and Mushroom said they were willing to spend a lot of money to buy it.

So Li Miao is very hesitant now.

but……

Just as Li Miao was hesitating, he suddenly realized a key issue.

Thinking of this, he looked at the two people in front of him and asked tentatively: "Who...is going to use this thing?"

Seeing him looking at him, Niu Niu frowned and said seriously: "Of course it's mushrooms, could it be me?"

mushroom?!
Upon hearing this, Li Miao's eyes widened and he looked at the mushrooms next to him.

He knew that ever since the Demon Hut appeared, Mushroom rarely went into dungeons to fight, and spent all day studying potions.

He remembered that Mushroom seemed to have said some time ago that he was in need of a stirring glass rod or something...

Mushroom bought this thing, could it be that he wanted to...

Li Miao couldn't help but imagine an extremely eye-catching scene in his mind.

"I give up." Seeing Li Miao's eyes, Mushroom was speechless and kicked Niu Niu on the butt: "It's fine if you let me pay for the weapons, but you also want to put the blame on me?"

"Cough cough." Niu Niu patted his butt and coughed awkwardly.

It turns out it is for cattle...

Li Miao heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that. That was still acceptable.

"Okay, I'll sell it to you. This weapon suits you well anyway." Li Miao said gritting his teeth.

“…”Niu Niu.

No buddy, what do you mean?

I am interested in the function of the weapon, okay?!
There is nothing important, so I won’t take a rest today. I’ll ask for a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month!

(End of this chapter)