Pirates of the Navy Thunder God

Chapter 791 The European sturgeon has an extremely long lifespan!

The afterglow of dusk shone through the curtains onto my face. Inside the mosquito net, a handsome young man rubbed his eyes, half-opened them, and looked at the sun outside the window unhappily.

"Really? I didn't decide on a good location when I bought the house. The angle is terrible!"

The boy turned over and prepared to continue sleeping, but soon there was a knock on the door.

Boom!Boom!Boom!
"Ron, I know you're home, come out quickly!"

"You promised to accompany me to buy the new PX4, don't try to escape!"

"Open the door, open the door! Don't think you can hide in there and not make any noise. I know you are home!"

The sound was fine at first, but then they started playing the brainwashing audio of Aunt Xue over and over again, which was like a devilish sound filling my brain.

Click!

The boy's forehead was crossed and he stood up unhappily: "Shut up, bastard! Are you a woman going to the toilet? Why do you have to drag someone with you?!"

"I don't care. You said you would go with me. What if I go alone and my dad asks about it? This is the New Year's money I have worked so hard to save for several years!"

After saying this, the man's voice suddenly became resentful.

"Before, when we were playing PX3 at my house, you called me Sweetie. Now that you've become the old friend, you call me Madam Niu... You're crying, you're a heartless scumbag!"

"You idiot, did Chunyang eat your rice?!"

Ron swung a pillow and slammed it against the door.

Ten minutes later, two teenagers were walking on the sidewalk under the shade of trees, following the afterglow of the setting sun.

Ron yawned with his mouth wide open, put his hands behind his head, and pouted at the short-haired boy next to him who had a look of expectation on his face.

"You know that the so-called new game console will be obsolete in a few years, but you still buy it on the first day when the price is so high... What can I say? You are worthy of being a yellow chicken, stupid and rich?"

"Tsk, you're talking as if you've spent money rationally! Someone has died when buying a second-hand house at the original price. Although it's normal for an old person to die at home, and the house is less than a year old, aren't you afraid of being scared?"

“Haha, I bought a house in full when I was 16.”

"I was playing a Tauren Warrior and was bullied by a Mage. I went back to the Guild to find someone to help me, but we both died. So I went out to find a studio to surround and kill the opponent. It cost me 700 dollars. I killed the opponent once and he went offline!"

“Haha, I bought a house in full when I was 16.”

"I spent tens of thousands of dollars to go to Continent X for an adventure, but ended up staying there for just one night. I complained about the mosquitoes, and the team in charge was dumbfounded."

“Haha, I bought a house in full when I was 16.”

juvenile:"……"

"Can we not talk about buying a house? Your guardian is my father, so we are a family after all."

"Oh, then you admit that you are stupid and rich..."

juvenile:"……"

Today, we had nothing to talk about.

"Two handsome guys, our new store is open for trial today. If you spend over 50, you can get a lottery ticket and win a grand prize of yuan!"

Suddenly, next to a dessert shop on the street, the sweet voice of a young lady attracted the attention of the two men.

Swish!
The two turned their heads at the same time, but the difference was that the boy called Ron had a look of amusement on his face, while the other boy had a look of horror and resistance on his face.

At the same time, accompanied by a little bit of sympathy, the young lady who was soliciting customers was extremely confused.

"Is there really a 10,000 yuan grand prize? Not some kind of reward or voucher or something like that?"

"Of course...of course."

The young lady laughed nervously for no apparent reason, but out of a serious and responsible attitude towards work, she quickly replied: "It's almost the New Year, the big red envelope the boss put in is 100% real money!"

"That's good."

ten minutes later……

"Welcome... Welcome to visit us next time!"

Under the nervous gaze of several shop assistants and the store owner, two men came out pushing a mountain bike.

Ron was silent for a while, then turned around and said, "Do you want the second prize bicycle? I plan to buy a bicycle when I become an adult and get a driver's license, so I won't need it."

"Shut up, you damn European emperor! European sturgeons have a very short lifespan!"

"In fact, European sturgeons have an extremely long lifespan, with the longest lifespan reaching more than 100 years... The reason why this sentence has become a meme is that it is not true, and it makes people laugh."

"Shut up, I don't need you to explain it so clearly!"

As the sun sets, the boy's tears filled with sadness float in the air, and his figure running against the wind is so dazzling.

Faintly, a cheerful (confident) BGM sounded.

Lemons on the lemon tree, and under the lemon tree... only me!!! Beluga?

Yes, that's right.

In the eyes of others, I am probably the sturgeon among humans.

Pushing a bicycle, the boy named Ron yawned, opened the red envelope containing 10,000 yuan in cash and threw it into the trash can, then watched the sunset.

In the second grade art class, the pattern he casually splashed ink on the paper was noticed by the visiting art master, who spent 9999 to buy it for his collection; because he didn't pay attention in class, he took the test and randomly chose the answer by throwing an eraser, and got first place in the school; when he went out to eat, he unexpectedly became the th customer and got a free meal for the whole year; he picked up an expired lottery ticket on the ground, and because he was bored, he bought the same number in this period, and ended up winning the first prize.

There are many things like this, such as the bicycle in hand and the ten thousand cash in pocket.

All in all, my life has been smooth sailing and all my wishes have come true.

but……

"This is not the life I want! I want a little challenge to make myself feel alive!"

"What?"

The boy who was waiting for the saleswoman to confirm his order turned around and asked: "What did you say?"

"Nothing, summer insects can't talk about ice..."

Ron shook his head and took out the money from his pocket: "Give me two, I'll pay for it, you're welcome."

"I'm not planning on thanking you either, okay?! Don't think I'll pay you back, asshole!!"

At this time, the salesperson heard this and suddenly turned his head with a look of doubt: "Handsome guy, are you sure you want two?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

The saleswoman turned around and talked to a man in a suit for a moment, then said with a smile.

"Congratulations, handsome!"

"Due to our partnership, our store will prepare a collector's edition gift pack for the first, hundredth, thousandth and ten thousandth customer who purchases the PX4 game console. It not only includes all the game discs that have been released as of the release date, but also a customized version of the appearance and controller, completely free!!"

"The one you want is the 1,000th one we've ever sold, so congratulations!! Please come with me and I'll help you register and pick it up... If possible, can we take a picture to commemorate it?"

Ron: “…1000.”

Boy: “…999?”

The sky gradually darkens in the bustling metropolis.

Pushing his bike and standing in front of the traffic light, Ron thought for a moment, "That's how it should be, right? The first-run game console that was sold by scalpers for over 5000 yuan is actually available in stock. This itself is abnormal... Hey, are you listening? Moshimoshi?"

"Don't bother me, I want to be alone."

The young man walked forward with a pale face.

"...but the light is red now. Didn't the teacher tell you to cross..."

At this point, Ron's eyes suddenly widened: "Be careful!!!"

Bang! !

“Ah!!! I hit someone!!!”

The sounds of collision and screams rang out simultaneously on this slightly cool night, accompanied by the falling snowflakes.

A few days later...

"Why are you crying? I'm not dead. I'm a sturgeon, a sturgeon with a very long lifespan!"

On the white hospital bed, Ron opened his eyes weakly and grinned.

"Because...because..."

The young boy cried and wiped his tears, his voice choked and he couldn't speak.

Outside the ward, a haggard middle-aged man with red eyes grabbed the doctor's shoulders.

"Impossible! That child has always been lucky since he was young. How could such a thing happen with such a small chance?"

“Sorry, but trust the science!”

The doctor endured the pain in his shoulder and comforted her, "In fact, this is the first time we have encountered so many types of cancer concentrated in one person. It is unprecedented in the medical field. This brings great risks to treatment. We..."

After a pause, the doctor said helplessly, "I'll try my best."

…(free words)…

This chapter is not a spin-off, but a small adjustment chapter to make up for the previous chapter and take the audience's mood into consideration. After all, I feel that this chapter is about the death of Garp, and I have quite a lot of feelings about it.

(End of this chapter)