Outsider: The Fifth Young Master of the Kang Family

"I don't know why, but every time I report something, it goes against my will."

After taking a shower, the boss sat on the bed, reading the newspaper and complaining to Xianglan: "You told me again that I can get information by paying more attention to things around me. It's all unnecessary." As he spoke, he didn't even have the mood to read the newspaper. He spread his hands and leaned against the head of the bed listlessly.

"Honey, I noticed there are a lot of traffic news in this newspaper. Why don't we start from that aspect?" Xianglan suggested after taking the newspaper from Da Lao Guang and reading it. Da Lao Guang became interested after hearing it. He sat up straight and said, "Yes, there are more and more cars in the city now, which means there are traffic accidents every day. Then I have to change my strategy. Starting tomorrow, I will collect materials from places with more cars."

He did what he said. The next day, after he received the goods, he rode his tricycle to the intersection and the overpass. After a while, he saw a group of people gathered together. He immediately realized that something was going on. He immediately parked his tricycle and ran up. Unfortunately, he couldn't squeeze in no matter how hard he squeezed. He had to pull a boy and asked, "Brother, do you know what's going on?"

"It's nothing. The car hit someone. I heard it hit two people. It was really dangerous." said the young man.

"Is it that serious?" The boss got even more excited upon hearing that. He pushed harder and finally squeezed in a little bit. He raised his feet and finally saw a little bit of the scene. "It's true. Both shoes flew out."

After discussing with the people next to him, he was about to move in when the police arrived and drove away the onlookers. After being driven away, Da Lao Guang immediately called the editor-in-chief and said, "Editor-in-chief, two people were hit and killed here. It's very ugly."

The newspaper staff was very efficient, and the evening edition of the day reported the news. A-Zu held up the newspaper and read, "This newspaper has an exclusive report, two people were brutally raped at noon today, the informant is Mr. Kang."

"Congratulations, boss. Great success on the grand opening. Congratulations." said the second boss.

"Fortunately, I was alert and reported the news immediately. I didn't expect it to be reported in the newspaper so soon." The boss was very proud of himself. Finally, he didn't have to be laughed at by everyone anymore.

The second brother rolled his eyes and said, "Shouldn't we be happy about such a big event?" He hinted at the eldest brother Guang with his eyes. The eldest brother Guang glanced at him, waved his hand and said, "I know, I know. At most, I will treat you to tea tomorrow after I get the tip-off fee, okay?"

Upon hearing this, Kang Qirui teased, "I lent you my camera, you just want to drink tea?"

"What else can we do? It's only two hundred yuan, what else can we do except drink tea?" Big Brother Guang said speechlessly. Old Dou couldn't help but speak up for Big Brother Guang: "Hey, hey, hey, you guys are so mean, it's not easy for Big Brother to make money, it's very hard, and you all are staring at him."

"We are just joking with the boss, you are so serious, old man." Kang Qirui and the second brother quickly expressed their opinions. The mother sighed and said, "A Guang, you have made money. Pity the two dead, it's too pitiful."

The eldest brother Guang didn't dare to laugh immediately, he had never thought about it from this angle. The second brother said bluntly: "I'm not saying anything bad about you, you are too hypocritical. There are so many people in the country, one or two deaths is nothing? Besides, it wasn't the eldest brother who hit them to death. Speaking of pity, it's the death of you two old people that is the most pitiful!"

What he said earlier made some sense, but the more he spoke, the more he went too far. Even Kang Qirui couldn't stand him anymore and joined everyone in denouncing him: "What did you say? Spit on me now."

The next day, Da Lao Guang went to the newspaper office to find the editor-in-chief to collect the news fee. He pushed open the door of the editor-in-chief's office with a happy face, but saw the editor-in-chief with a gloomy face. When he was wondering why the editor-in-chief had such an expression, the editor-in-chief saw that it was him who came in and cursed: "Mr. Kang, you really killed me. Those two people didn't die at all. One fainted and the other was lame. How did you work?" "How could this happen?" Da Lao Guang looked confused.

"How could this happen?" The editor-in-chief became even angrier when he talked about this. "He called me early this morning to complain! He wants compensation for the losses! You have brought shame to the newspaper. Can you tell me what I should do now?"

"Editor-in-chief, I really couldn't squeeze in yesterday. I saw blood all over the floor, and I guessed he must be dead." The boss explained. The editor-in-chief was really speechless. He sighed and said, "Look carefully, boss. News is not a joke. If you don't do it well, you will go to jail. I can't take the blame."

Big Brother Guang nodded quickly and promised, "I understand. I won't be so confused next time."

"Next time? There will be a next time?" the editor-in-chief said. The boss was stunned. He said in panic: "Editor-in-chief, you are not going to fire me, are you? Can you give me another chance for the sake of my younger brother A-Zu? I promise to be careful." The editor-in-chief waved his hand, indicating that he would not pursue the matter this time.

"Editor-in-chief, how will the reporting fee be calculated this time?" asked the big boss who had just saved his job.

When the editor-in-chief heard this, he slammed the table and said angrily, "Tip fee? You are so embarrassed to talk about tip fee? You are lucky that I don't have to pay for the reputation loss of the newspaper. If it weren't for your brother, would I just let it go? I tell you, you have to accompany me to the hospital to apologize to them later."

Da Lao Guang and the editor went to the hospital to apologize to the two men and their families. Da Lao Guang was naturally pulled out by the editor to stand in front and was scolded by them. When he returned to the Kang family for dinner, he could still hear their scolding. Seeing him like this, the old man was speechless and said, "Guang, you are really stupid. Are you born with eyes? You should see clearly. You can't report someone's death when he is unconscious. Now they just scold you a few words. If you sue you, you will be in trouble."

"Dad, you're making it sound so serious that you're going to scare the boss." Kang Qirui thought for a moment and suggested to the boss, "Boss, next time you should make sure you know the exact situation before reporting it. It's easy to tell the dead from the living, right? You really can't rely on guessing when it comes to news. It's better not to report it than to report it blindly."

The second brother was also giving advice, "There are two ways to deal with this kind of thing in the future. First, if you meet a woman, you can say, what a big diamond! Usually when a woman hears the word diamond, she will jump up if she is not dead."

After listening to it, the boss felt that it made a lot of sense. He asked excitedly: "Yes, yes, what else?"

"If it's a man, it's very simple, just give him artificial respiration." The second brother continued to speak, and the second sister-in-law interrupted him and said, "If you meet someone with bad breath, even if he doesn't faint, your uncle will."

"This method is indeed good." said the second brother.

At this time, Big Brother Guang also heard that the Second Brother and His Wife were joking with him. He slammed the chopsticks on the dining table and said angrily: "Are you here to celebrate? You have so much to say, why not irritate your father to death? Just say enough during the graveside ceremony." After he said that, he stood up angrily and walked back to his room.

The two brothers looked at each other and said in unison: "So stingy." (End of this chapter)