Outsider: The Fifth Young Master of the Kang Family

Chapter 126 Benign

"Alright, alright, the eulogy is ready."

The next night, Amon summoned everyone from the Kang family to the patio garden. He took out two manuscripts and said, "This is the result of his thinking for a whole day, so he wanted everyone to make the final revisions."

"Aniu, formerly known as Huangtie Niu, also known as Huangshui Niu, nicknamed Shiniu. Born in 1958, he has devoted his life to the food industry. He eats grass and produces milk, and he also..." Amon began to read, "Wait, that's not right." Brother Niu interrupted directly, "I have never eaten grass, and I have never produced milk. I am a bull, and I have devoted my life to the food industry. You are too general, please be more specific."

"You should write: He has devoted his life to the food industry, from royal banquets to street snacks, from all corners of the world to outer space. Mr. Tie Niu would rather eat something wrong than miss it. He truly has an unrivaled taste for food all over the world." A-Zu stood up and gave Amon some advice. Amon listened and took notes, and couldn't help but admire him. He thought this was a great description.

But Brother Niu disagreed, "I don't like to hear that. It's as if I'm a lion or a tiger who eats everything. No, no." Brother Niu's words made everyone laugh. Big Brother Guang also felt bad. He said, "You too, are talking nonsense. When has anyone ever eaten in outer space?"

"Who said I haven't eaten it? I've eaten cabbage from space." Brother Niu once again expressed his objection to what Big Brother Guang said. "Brother Niu, to be precise, it's vegetables grown from seeds brought down from space." A Zu corrected Brother Niu. This sentence successfully led Yumi astray, "Vegetables brought down from space? Do they taste good?"

"Don't make trouble, let him continue." Sachiko scolded Yumi, but she thought about it and said to Ayao, "Hubby, why don't you write it? You write articles in the office." The second brother also agreed with Sachiko's suggestion, "That's right, a yellow-green scholar like Amon is not good enough, let Ayao write it."

The reason why they didn't let Kang Qirui write was because they were afraid that Kang Qirui would be unhappy and that he would not want to write, which would be embarrassing. But A Yao was not afraid. With A Yao's personality, he would not refuse even if he did not want to write. Sure enough, A Yao thought about it and said, "Why not change it to this? Comrade Tie Niu has been concerned about the development of the food industry all his life, and has devoted himself to food all his life, and he will not stop until his death."

Brother Niu was so excited that he waved his hand and said, "It's settled, Amon, go and do it. Just follow what Brother Yao said." Amon didn't care. He nodded and said, "Then the eulogy is settled, but there is one more thing that requires your cooperation."

"What's the matter?" Brother Niu asked.

"Pick a photo and enlarge it for me. I'll use it as my portrait." Amon replied.

"Big portrait? What's it for?" Brother Niu asked.

"Put it in the hall so that everyone can pay their respects." Amon said as a matter of course. "Well, is it necessary to go through so much trouble? I'm still alive, so when the time comes, just let them pay their respects to me themselves." It must be said that Brother Niu is a man of ideas.

On December 12th, everything was ready. Brother Niu's farewell ceremony was held in the living room of the Kang family. A large banner was hung in the living room with the words "Huang Tieniu's farewell ceremony" written on it. Brother Niu also wore a tuxedo, which was rare for him.

"Great, this ceremony doesn't have any tragic color." Brother Niu looked at the surrounding arrangements and thought it was very good. He praised Amon. Amon smiled and responded, "We can start now." Brother Niu nodded.

"Okay, now the farewell ceremony officially begins." Amon announced loudly.

"Great." Tianxiu thought it was some interesting activity and started clapping. It was obvious that this ceremony was really not tragic at all. The second sister-in-law quickly held down his hands to prevent him from moving.

"Come on, everyone, applaud. I feel uncomfortable if there is no sound in this kind of occasion." Brother Niu thought that applause was good, so he asked Amon. Amon was of course fine with it, so he signaled everyone to start applauding, "Pa pa pa." While everyone was still applauding, Brother Niu's phone rang, and he picked it up, "Is it you, man? Me? I didn't do anything, everyone is holding a farewell ceremony for me. Hey?" He looked at his phone and asked everyone, "Why is it still hung up?"

"He must be dead. You are saying goodbye to yourself. It would be strange if others don't say goodbye to you." The second brother said with a smile. Brother Niu didn't care. He motioned Amon to continue.

"Okay, the farewell chorus begins now." Amon handed a baton to Brother Niu, who started conducting with the baton, "I'll send you out of the small town, I have something to tell you." Yumikaran, Sachiko and the second sister-in-law started singing in chorus. Zhu Wanling did not participate in the farewell ceremony. Mrs. Zhu felt that she was about to give birth and was not suitable for such a scene, so she came early to take her to the Zhu family.

"Goodbye, Brother Niu. Goodbye, Brother Niu. Goodbye, Brother Niu. Goodbye." Soon it was the turn of Kang Qirui, A Yao, and A Zu to sing in the chorus. Brother Niu was originally very happy, but as he listened, he became uncomfortable and stopped everyone. "You know I'm a gourmet. This song has nothing to do with food." Brother Niu wanted his death to be related to food.

“But we haven’t rehearsed yet?” The second sister-in-law started to worry, and the second brother waved his hands, “Why rehearse? Watch me.” After that, he got up and went inside to get a guitar, “Brother Niu, you are hungry, there are steamed chicken, lettuce and pork porridge with drum sauce, braised pig tail with peanuts, stir-fried cabbage and pork liver, crispy roast goose, braised yellow eel, and tender and sweet cabbage heart.” As expected of the second brother, he put together a song of “Ru Hao”.

"Buy glutinous rice balls, buy glutinous rice balls. The second brother's glutinous rice balls are round and round. A bowl of glutinous rice balls costs 30 cents." A Zu and A Yao continued to sing, and then Xiang Lan and the others also sang a food song. "When everyone sang like this, my stomach growled. I'm hungry." Brother Niu was hungry after listening to the song, and Ran Ah Meng directly announced that the farewell dinner would start early.

After arriving at the dining room, he saw a table full of white food. "What is this? Steamed tofu, fried dried tofu, stuffed tofu, Dongjiang tofu, tofu soup?" Er Lao was surprised. This is a full tofu meal?

"This is the tofu feast I prepared specially for Brother Niu." Amon said proudly. "Yes, Brother Niu, I have been cooking these dishes for a long time. I have cooked all the dishes that can be made with tofu." Xianglan nodded and said.

"You are deliberately trying to make life difficult for me. I, an old cow, am almost dead, and you want me, an old cow, to take advantage of you." Brother Niu had no appetite for the dishes. "Well, second sister-in-law, use this money to buy something good. Buy whatever you can and spend it all. You can't get it back if you don't spend it all." Brother Niu took out some money and handed it to second sister-in-law. The stack of money looked like it was at least two thousand yuan.

"Take all these away." The second brother had no appetite for tofu.

"By the way, where are Uncle Kang and Aunt Kang?" Brother Niu realized that two people were missing. "Oh, they went out and will be back soon." Kang Qirui said. In fact, the old lady Dou and the others went to the hospital, waiting for Brother Niu's medical report. Zhu Wanling had already established a good relationship and got Brother Niu as soon as possible.

"Brother Niu, you're okay, you're okay." Speak of the devil, and then the old lady came in from outside. "Of course I'm not dead, not yet dead." Brother Niu misheard the Cantonese word "okay" as "not dead".

"We went to the hospital today specifically to wait for this test report. Wanling called yesterday and asked about it, and she said it would definitely be available today. We have been waiting until now to get it, and it says that the tumor is benign." The nanny took out the test report and handed it to Brother Niu.

"Benign?" Brother Niu took the checklist from the mother's hand and read it. "Will I, Old Niu, not have to die this time?"

"Congratulations, Brother Niu. You will be blessed in the future if you survive a disaster." Kang Qirui said with a smile. Others also sent their blessings. Only Amon asked doubtfully, "So will the farewell ceremony still be held?"

"I definitely won't do it. But I'll still eat my meal, and my second sister-in-law will go shopping for things. Haha." Brother Niu was also very happy. This time he really managed to save his life from the gates of hell.

(End of this chapter)