People in the US variety show, the genius doctor is fierce
Chapter 79 God is also a fraud
Chapter 79 God is also a fraud
"Bernadette..."
When Sean saw her face, he was extremely surprised.
Isn't this the baby-faced Bernadette in the American TV series The Big Bang Theory?
In this American variety show world, he is actually a judge.
And it looks very complicated.
Ok.
According to the introduction of the bailiff with the same face as Batman, I'm afraid he is really respectable and great.
The very serious kind!
And there's Thor's hammer... Holding Thor's hammer as a gavel reminds Sean vaguely of an old unlucky guy.
Zhang Wei in the Love Apartment that I watched in my previous life, who had been unlucky all his life, finally got lucky and found a young girlfriend, Zhuge Dali. I once drew Zhang Wei, the God of Thunder, holding a small hammer and expressing my fantasy and expectation of upholding justice.
Bernadette's last name is Odinson. Is she really Odin's daughter and Thor's sister?
Isn't this Thor's hammer funny?
Just when Sean was filled with thoughts and felt that the world of American variety shows was more complicated and unfathomable than he had previously known, the female judge sitting in the bench glanced at Sean and smiled at him.
"Okay, let's get started!" The female judge Thor was in a good mood. The little person once again picked up the huge Thor's hammer in a very contrasting way, knocked it on the table, and signaled to start.
Sean stared at the action and found that there was nothing unusual about Thor's hammer hitting the table. It seemed that it was really just a prop.
And it's just a plastic prop with no weight.
But the appearance gave him a very exquisite feeling, not like fake.
Just as he was in a daze, the female prosecutor sitting in the plaintiff's seat stood up and walked to the front of the judge's seat and complimented the female judge.
The clerk beside the female judge began to read: "The first case is the prosecution of the great Esmeralda!"
"AKA, Jane Wolowitz, a serial fraudster!" the female prosecutor continued. "Wolowitz is accused of fabricating her ability to make completely accurate predictions."
"What evidence is there?" The public prosecutor and the female prosecutor that Sean and the others had met before were standing together, with the woman who was being prosecuted this time standing between them. When she heard the prosecutor's move, she immediately refuted it.
"The prosecution will submit this sign as evidence." The female prosecutor picked up a billboard that said 100% accurate prediction.
"Oh, I didn't even know she had this sign." The public defender took one look and shrugged: "Okay, the public defender has finished his defense."
Even though he had no hope for the American legal system, Sean still looked at it with a sidelong glance.
Do you have to be so perfunctory?
It turns out that free is the most expensive!
"Wait, I want to learn more and hear what Ms. Wolowitz has to say."
Even Judge Thor couldn't stand this perfunctory attitude and called out to the prosecutor who had already given up the defense and was preparing for the next case.
"Your Honor, this is a clear case of fraud. I made the statement and he defended. It's over. We can move on to the next case. We have many cases tonight." The female prosecutor also wanted to take it easy and let the matter be concluded.
"If she's not 100% psychic then this is simply a case of fraud." Judge Thor laughed.
"Do you want to prove that she can communicate with spirits? Or that she is 100% psychic?" The female prosecutor reminded: "Only the omniscient and omnipotent God can be 100% psychic." "God?" The female judge of Thunder smiled slightly: "He is not omniscient and omnipotent. His propaganda advertisements also say that he is omniscient and omnipotent. Does that mean he is also a fraudster?"
"Your Excellency, this is not something you can say!" The female prosecutor glanced at the public prosecutor, moved closer to the bench, and reminded him not too tactfully that there were believers in God.
However, the public prosecutor just made the sign of a cross in front of him as a routine, prayed, and perfunctorily condemned the female judge, and that was all.
"I'm telling the truth..." Judge Thor explained helplessly, and then she had to change her words: "Well, how does the song go? God is a girl. Maybe Ms. Wolowitz is God?"
“……” The female prosecutor was speechless.
This is even more blasphemous!
Not only because he openly said that a human being is God, but more importantly, Ms. Wolowitz is Jewish as soon as her name is seen...
Sean was watching this scene in the gallery and felt even more favorable towards the female judge, Thor.
Not only does he not blindly believe in God, but he also dares to question God. This is already beyond most people in the American variety show world.
"Well, let's see what this 'great lady' is capable of." Judge Thor looked at the defendant.
“You feel like you deserve a better place than this, a more promising career, and you’ll do whatever it takes to get out of here.”
The defendant Jane Wolowitz looked at the female prosecutor and just said one sentence when she was interrupted by the female judge Thor. The female judge, who had a great talent for comedy, asked her to make a prediction in the special tone of her working state.
Sean laughed and couldn't help but glance at the bailiff Batman who was wearing sunglasses in the shadows. He wondered if the bailiff's deep and hoarse voice, which was unique to Batman, was also due to the bad taste of the female judge.
This is both Thor's hammer and Batman's. The female judge might be a loyal role-playing enthusiast.
"This is too obvious." After listening to the prediction of the female psychic, the female prosecutor complained: "I don't want to rot here like Paul."
Paul, the public prosecutor who was cueed, shrugged: "I want to refute, but I really don't look like a 30-year-old man."
This time, Sean almost couldn't hold back his laughter. He looked at the public prosecutor again and again. Looking at his strong hairstyle, he really couldn't associate him with the age of 30.
Before, Sean always thought he was a middle-aged man in his forties.
The psychic told the clerk and an African-American female bailiff about his psychic results one by one, and then it was the female judge's turn.
"You have a noble birth and great ambitions, but you are not lucky in love. You have been looking for your true love, but it is still a long way off. However, the gears of fate have slowly turned, and your true love partner has quietly approached you."
"Oh, really?" Judge Bernadette clasped her hands to her chest and looked at her expectantly.
"Of course it's true!" The female psychic pointed to her advertising sign: "My predictions are 100% accurate."
"In that case, I find you guilty and sentence you to 50 hours of community service." The female judge smiled and slammed the gavel, making an unexpected verdict.
The public prosecutor who was supposed to defend the female psychic was the first to laugh, mocking his client in a very unprofessional manner: "You are in trouble."
"Why?" The female psychic was confused.
"Because your predictions are totally inaccurate, it is impossible for me to find true love." The female judge smiled bitterly helplessly.
"That's no big deal. I have a nephew who graduated from MIT and is a great match for you. Can I introduce you to him?" The female psychic wanted to try again.
Judge Thor thanked her but declined the offer and let the female psychic leave.
(End of this chapter)
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