People in the US variety show, the genius doctor is fierce
Chapter 66: This Sean is smarter and more annoying than the one in Texas!
Chapter 66: This Sean is smarter and more annoying than the one in Texas!
"Judy!" Sean didn't answer, but let Judy answer.
"Dad, this won't affect it." Judy explained, "You can ask him to take out the search warrant and go through the full process.
This will make it more difficult for him to cheat, delay time, and greatly increase his own safety."
"But this will make our investigation more difficult and delay our investigation time!" FBI agent Dison, who came to the door, could no longer sit still and questioned this approach.
"It is very likely that we will miss the best time for rescue and innocent lives will be sacrificed!
If everyone follows your example, how many more innocent victims will die?"
"It's just a slogan!" Judy retorted: "Sean said that you law enforcement officers can only come here to clean up the mess afterwards.
If I want to rely on you to rescue me before I am killed, I can only pray that I can turn into a cat or a dog!
Then there might be a glimmer of hope if it is needed for publicity.
The prerequisite is that you don’t bring your own cats or dogs.
Otherwise you definitely wouldn’t mind the chance to make your cats and dogs celebrity cats and dogs!
And even if I cooperate with you and urge you, I will make sure you arrive on time.
But the law does not require you to give priority to protecting us.
So most of you prioritize protecting yourself.
In this situation, you just surrounded us but did not rescue us, and even prevented our family members from trying their best to save us.
We didn't have the courage to rush in and fight the criminals and perverts, but we not only had the courage to stop our family from rescuing us, but we had a lot of it.
So no matter which one, it is meaningless to cooperate with you in so-called saving time for rescue.
It would be better for your own safety to let you go through the entire process one by one.
This is the greatest responsibility to oneself and others!"
“……”FBI Agent Dison was speechless.
Because every word this lovely little girl says is supported by real case stories and is not nonsense.
But this counterintuitive and irrational approach actually made sense after she said it, and it completed the logical loop.
But this would have disastrous consequences for his investigation.
If everyone was like her, he wouldn't be able to do his job!
Damn it!
He vaguely saw a familiar figure in Judy.
But he didn't have time to think about this, his mind was full of how to respond to this remark.
Especially with everyone looking at him.
"Cooperating with the FBI in investigating the case is the duty of every citizen..."
"Aren't we the beacon of freedom? Free choice is our innate right, so where do the obligations come from?" Judy looked at him in puzzlement.
"Okay!" Sean was too lazy to waste time and said directly: "Judy, you inherited Rowling's psychic sense and have the talent to be a supernatural detective!
I have told you everything I should tell you.
You have to keep this in mind and ponder it.
Don't look at what others say, but look at what they do.
Use your own eyes to come to your own answers from the subtle details.
Now let me show you how.
Pay attention to the man in front of you!
He said he was an FBI agent, but there was something wrong with his appearance. He looked like a typical redneck!
This is suspicious.
The FBI claims to be neutral, but it has always been seriously biased. They took the benefits that the President of the United Nations fought for them, but secretly investigated the President illegally. They can do such a thing, so you can imagine the proportion of the personnel involved.
And this is a blue state.
An FBI agent with a red neck is too eye-catching. And this cheap suit!
This is seriously inconsistent with his identity.
Want to know why the FBI, which is supposed to be neutral, is so heavily biased towards democracy?
It is because the boss has more money, so they can make more money.
Not to mention it's cheap, it doesn't even fit.
It was as if it was bought for a few dollars from a store having a sale and was temporarily used to decorate the store.
I feel uncomfortable wearing it, so how can I rely on my sense to pull out my gun and save my life at the critical moment?
Aren't you afraid of trying to reach into your suit and finding it's too tight to fit in?"
Judy just laughed out loud.
The chubby Agent Deason stood up with a flushed face, took out his ID and showed it to Sean: "This is my ID!"
"Judy, I remember you have Captain Marvel's ID card. Show it to this naive agent and tell him who you are!" Sean said sarcastically.
"I'm Captain Marvel, and this is my ID!" Judy thought it was interesting and ran up, then ran down and talked nonsense seriously to Agent Dison, whose face was ashen.
"If you don't believe it, this is my boss's phone number. Feel free to call and verify it..." Seeing that the Warrens were also looking at him with suspicion, Agent Dyson quickly took out another business card and handed it over.
However, the Warrens did not answer the call. Instead, they took a step back. Following their gaze, Agent Deason looked at Sean and saw a sarcastic look on his face.
"Are you sick? Are you trying to fool us all?
Can you please give us the number of your so-called superior and let us call to verify the truth of what you said?
Telecom fraud is more professional than you!
At least they will pretend to be from two departments and won’t let the defrauded people know that the person who verified their authenticity is also theirs! ”
"How can that dispel your suspicion?" Agent Deason asked angrily.
"Of course we should call 911 directly!" Sean said as a matter of course: "Although there is still a possibility of being deceived, calling the regular 911 and verifying it step by step is more reliable than you just telling us to call the number you gave to your boss!"
“……”Agent Dison was stunned.
He just saw a familiar shadow in Judy.
But when Sean talked to him directly, he was very sure that this was another Dr. Sheldon Cooper!
Smart, and incredibly annoying!
Very impressive!
"Do you know Dr. Sheldon Cooper?"
"What's wrong with Sheldon?" Sean asked with a smile, his heart moving.
"You must be kidding me, right?" Agent Dison looked at Sean in surprise and doubt, and said something angrily. He pretended to be angry and walked out directly.
That's right!
He is a fake FBI agent.
In fact, his real identity is a demon hunter. He happened to be hunting demons nearby and noticed something unusual here, so he came over to take a look.
Who knew I'd run into another Dr. Sheldon Cooper type!
Do not!
Tougher than Dr. Sheldon Cooper!
Dr. Cooper's mother's cousin was a witch who worshipped Satan. He used to hunt her, but eventually got to know the Cooper family and told them some things about the witcher.
But he wasn't sure now if Sean really knew the Coopers.
Even if Sean looked like he knew him.
But he now has a genuine fear of Sean's IQ, fearing that Sean is just trying to fool him.
So I dare not rashly tell the truth about the world that is kept secret from ordinary people.
I can only take this opportunity to vent my anger and withdraw first.
You know, impersonating the FBI is a felony.
If he did what Sean said, he wouldn't be able to pretend anymore.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He slapped the steering wheel and couldn't help but curse out his favorite words.
"Balls!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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