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Chapter 137 New American Hell Jokes Fresh Out of the Oven
"Night Court..."

The female police chief's face changed, obviously she knew it, but when she saw her men whispering in confusion, she immediately raised her voice and scolded them.

"Don't take youth reading materials as reality. There is no such thing in this world!"

After telling her men to continue working, she walked towards Sean with a stern face. When she got close to him, she whispered, "Do you know what you are doing? How can you say something like vampires in public?"

"Why not?" Sean said with a smile, "Don't you find that the demons and monsters are becoming more and more arrogant?

It's fine if you don't tell ordinary people for now, but you've even kept it a secret from your police officers. They don't even know what they're dealing with, and the chances of them dying tragically will increase greatly."

At this point, he seemed to be thinking: "Or did you do it on purpose? Do you have a child?"

"What do you mean?" When the female sheriff saw Sean's eyes suddenly show sympathy and pity, and then suddenly mentioned the child, her heart trembled and a strong ominous premonition came over her.

"Nothing." Sean shook his head, unwilling to say more.

"Speak clearly!" the female sheriff shouted.

"Some things are not suitable to be said in public, you should understand that." Sean said seriously.

“……”The female police chief almost vomited to death.

How could she not hear that Sean did it on purpose.

Use the words that she was unwilling to reveal to more people before to block her and let her taste what it feels like to have someone deliberately conceal something.

This young man, who looks about the same age as my daughter, is so infuriating.

“Let’s get back to business.” Sean pretended not to notice her expression, staring at the crime scene and said, “I guess you don’t trust your men by not telling them what they are facing.

That's right!

American police are indeed not trustworthy.

In fact, if we want to find this vampire, the first place we should check is the police system."

Having said that, he stared at the female sheriff again and again in a boastful manner, as if he was examining whether she was a vampire.

"How dare you insult us?!" The female sheriff was furious when she heard this.

As a proud small town sheriff, she is different from the police in big cities. She is elected by the people, and in her mind, she puts the word "elected" in front of this profession.

Therefore, she has a greater sense of professional honor. Although the police officers under her are not elected, they are selected by her through interviews. She believes that they are trustworthy and of course cannot accept Sean's map cannon.

"I'm just speaking the truth." Sean said calmly, "You may not understand this because you live in a remote corner, but as bailiffs in the New York Night Court, we have big data to support us.

Let’s put it this way, New York used to be the home of all kinds of American hell jokes.

I'll just tell you one that is relevant to the present and you'll understand.

How about the best crime?

Become a policeman!

Because the police will teach you more professional skills, the success rate of committing crimes is higher, and after the unfortunate small probability of failure, the probability of not being prosecuted is as high as half.

After the prosecution, because of various plea bargains, the judges and prosecutors were afraid that the cooperation with the police would not be smooth enough and that there would be a bad influence. They determined that the police crimes were not knowingly breaking the law, but were more educable than ordinary people, and the probability of a light sentence was 100%.

There are also many extremely serious criminals who are directly released.

Those convicted of extremely serious crimes who were imprisoned for misdemeanors will, on average, only serve 63% of their sentence before being released on parole.

In short, there are no benefits to being an American policeman who commits crimes, except for things that the world can't imagine.

So what is a criminal's dream career?
Be a police officer first!"

"Nonsense!" The female police chief reached for the gun at her waist and said angrily, "How dare you spread rumors about our profession like this!!!"

Sean looked at her hand reaching for her waist with great anticipation. He was eager to try it out and had even thought of the lines: "My gun is not too small!"

The sheriff stared at Sean but didn't draw her gun because she thought of something.

The handsome boy in front of her, who is about the same age as her daughter, is a bailiff in the New York Night Court.

In theory, he is also a member of the police system.

He didn't need to insult himself.

So out there, have police in other parts of America become so corrupt?

"It seems that you have figured it out. There is no need for me to spread rumors. I am just telling the truth." Sean looked at her with disappointment as her hand left the gun and reminded her.

“These hell jokes were not made up by me, but by countless people who encountered these tragedies and were powerless to do anything. They could only carry forward the American tradition and use comedy to mock the tragedies of the world.

Otherwise it would really hurt so much that I couldn’t breathe.

I think you are quite upright, and maybe you are a mother.

So let me remind you of one more piece of data.

Ten percent of crimes committed by American police are crimes against children's hearts.

This extremely high proportion has already elevated the police to a level comparable to that of priests.

That classic American hell joke.

Priest: Devil, get out of this child!

Devil: You get out first!
There will definitely be an American police version in the future.

Let me try to give an example.

There are real cases in New York where police officers can easily gain the trust of parents and children by relying on the special nature of their profession.

In the eyes of the parents, the police officer is very kind and is willing to take the initiative to help discipline the children. He is simply a very good person and the parents have a very good relationship with the police officer.

The various extreme cases are so unbearable to describe that if they are written down they will be automatically deleted by the reviewer.

Anyway, most of the sentences for such extremely serious crimes are very light, and the extreme ones are even released after only 14 days!
That's right!

Not 140 years! Not 14 years! Not 14 months!

But 14 days!
For this series of extreme crimes, which the police officers themselves felt deserved execution or life imprisonment, prosecutors and judges unanimously agreed only required 14 days in prison.

It is even worse than the administrative penalties on the other side of the ocean.

Have it.

The first thing that came to my mind was a hell of an American police joke.

Devil: Officer, get off the child quickly. This is the police station and the surveillance cameras are recording us.

The police officer smiled evilly: This is exactly the effect I want! Exciting~!!!
Devil: Bah! Disgusting! I'm avoiding surveillance!
So if you left your child with a colleague because you were busy with work, please have a good chat with your child and care about her physical and mental health. "

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" The sheriff's face changed drastically, or to be more precise, she was extremely frightened.

Because she and her husband were divorced, her daughter was raised by her. As a female sheriff, she had to deal with all matters, big and small, so she often took her daughter Caroline to the police station when she was young, and asked her uncles and aunts to help take care of little Caroline.

Originally in her memory, these were all very warm and loving scenes.

But now it was completely torn apart by Sean's words.

She no longer dared to think about her past memories using Sean's way of thinking.

But is her heart really as unconvinced as she says?

That's impossible too.

She knew that there was this bad apple that spoiled the whole barrel.

And the key point is that her daughter Caroline is not only rebellious now, but also a well-known social queen in school.

This is certainly a nicer way of putting it.

The bad thing is that this daughter is a bit open...

But she is a very conservative mother. Why could such a single mother raise such a daughter?
At first, she was puzzled and thought that she was too busy with work and did not pay enough attention to her daughter since she was a child.

But now Sean made her think of another very scary possibility.

Could it be that her daughter Caroline, because she was taken to the police station since she was a child, suffered some unspeakable experiences without her mother's knowledge, and became like this?
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

When she thought that this was really possible, the sheriff once again refused to acknowledge this possibility with a painful look on her face.

Sean looked at the female sheriff and felt deeply moved.

This Mystic Falls town and the vampires were clearly a reference to the popular American TV series he had watched in his previous life, The Vampire Diaries.

Because there were too many episodes, I never finished watching them all, and they took too long to memorize, so I have no recollection of a lot of the content.

But he vaguely remembered that the sheriff's daughter Caroline was the second female lead in the show, and later she even had the potential to make a comeback and become the number one female lead.

And this Caroline was turned into a mind slave by a vampire who was over a hundred years old using vampire hypnosis, and was almost bitten to death several times.

But because this vampire, who is over a hundred years old, has a young and handsome face and is one of the two male protagonists, no one cares about this fact.

Three views follow the five senses.

No matter how many bad things you did in the past.

For example, the couple in front of us were driving and were suddenly forced to stop, and then both of them were bitten to death. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Finally, everything can be washed away quickly.

Sean vaguely remembered that this vampire later successfully joined the police station and became a partner with the female sheriff.

Doesn't this perfectly verify what Sean just said?

If you want to commit better crimes, become an American police officer first!
What the female sheriff was unwilling to accept and even dared not to imagine was actually happening right under her nose.

Even she knew it.

Her daughter is a child to begin with. Even when she grows up, she is still a child compared to these antiques that are often one or two hundred years old.

A police officer vampire, she’s also the daughter of a child…a perfect fit for the criminal status quo!
Thinking of this, Sean couldn't help but sigh.

It turns out that American TV dramas really understand America!
As expected, the reason why American TV series are so exciting is that they are never made up, but all have prototypes and are adapted from real events!
Even the magical American TV series like Vampire Diaries is no exception!

"Sheriff!"

Just as the sheriff's face kept changing and she was speechless, she was awakened by the calls of her subordinates. She rarely got angry at her subordinates and ordered them to deal with it first, then looked at Sean with complicated eyes.

If she weren't a mother, she would rather Sean hadn't told her the cruel truth.

However, as a mother, she fully understood what Sean said about telling the truth to those who should know the truth of the world.

At least she had to know this.

Otherwise you won’t be able to protect your children at all.

"Bailiff, why are you here this time?"

"I told you, I'm the special envoy appointed by Judge Bernadette Odinson, the goddess of thunder in the Night Court, to obtain the scriptures from the West." Sean always talked about Bernadette.

Since this is a battle of faith, he must definitely gain the most faith for Bernadette.

"From New York to Los Angeles, all the way west, every time we arrive at a place where demons and monsters gather, we must subdue the demons and monsters to protect the people, and then set up night courts in the local area to protect the local people from being harmed by demons and monsters for a long time."

"So that's how it is." The female police chief nodded and pondered.

Sean knew what she was thinking.

Since she knew about the Night Court and vampires, she was certainly not a simple small town sheriff.

In his impression of the American TV series The Vampire Diaries, in addition to this identity, she seemed to be a member of the Founding Council of Mystic Falls.

The Founders' Council is a secret council established by several ancient families in the town. It includes powerful people such as the mayor and the sheriff. In name, it is specifically used to deal with supernatural evil forces such as vampires and protect the existence of the people.

But in Sean's eyes, this is the most popular conspiracy theory in the West, about the secret rule of elite societies.

Hunting vampires or not is actually not important at all.

In fact, if he remembered correctly, this Founding Council seemed to be a secret organization set up by the original vampire family for special purposes.

It's the exact opposite of protecting the people.

It’s just that this somewhat upright female sheriff doesn’t know the truth.

"What do you want to do?" The female police chief hesitated for a long time, but finally did not reveal her identity as a member of the founding parliament, and asked.

"We'll stay in Mystic Falls for a while and clean up the monsters that are endangering the people." Sean introduced his plan.

"During this time, I will check if there are any honest and trustworthy companions. With them as the backbone, I will establish a night court in Mystic Falls. This will allow the people and aliens in Mystic Falls to have laws to abide by and live and work in peace. Then I can continue my journey westward."

"Do you have a place to live?" The sheriff nodded, but did not comment on Sean's goal. Because she would need to discuss this matter with other members of the Founders' Council later, she changed the question and asked about irrelevant trivial matters.

"If not, I can arrange it for you."

"Thank you." Although Sean didn't mind staying at her house and having more intimate contact with Caroline, who might be the most beautiful woman in town, he still declined.

"My teacher, Dr. Henry Morgan, is a close friend of Dr. Rayson Gilbert. After knowing that I would be passing through Mystic Falls and staying there for a while, he contacted his sister-in-law, Miss Jenna Summers, and arranged for me to stay at the Gilbert family's house temporarily."

Although Caroline has the potential to become the leading female character in the later period, Sean still prefers Elena, the most beautiful girl in town.

So it’s better to get closer to Elena and complete the task faster.

Moreover, he knew that the female sheriff would not let the wolf into the house, so she was afraid that she would arrange for him to live in a special place under surveillance.

(End of this chapter)