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Chapter 134: The gift from the sky, the Queen of the sky!
Chapter 134: The gift from the sky, the Queen of the sky!
"What's going on now?"
Sean asked quickly.
"Have you read the classic novel Journey to the West from across the ocean?" asked bailiff Nick.
"I have." Sean nodded.
Bailiff Nick has a face like Batman, is well-informed, knows Chinese, and has read Journey to the West, so there is nothing strange about him.
"Ever since those news about you came out, you're like Tang Monk in Journey to the West," said bailiff Nick.
"And now you really have to be Tang Monk for once!"
"What do you mean?" Sean frowned in confusion.
"The result of the war of gods is that God compromised with other gods. After discussion, they decided to send you, Monk Tang, to start a journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures!" Bailiff Nick uttered a shocking news.
"What the hell?!" Sean was stunned.
My amazing journey to the West!
This is Meizong!
"There's nothing we can do about it. God just has such a bad taste." Bailiff Nick said, "You should be familiar with this. Haven't you read the evil power written by Him?"
Sean was speechless.
He had indeed seen it.
Ever since he heard that Chuck, the novelist who was the incarnation of God, was secretly writing a book and had it published, how could he resist his curiosity and not buy it to read.
It was precisely because he had read the book Supernatural that he looked down upon the two evil brothers of the Wen family. It was obvious that they were God's puppets.
Still a perverted doll!
"Since you have read it, let me ask you, is the evil power He wrote very similar to Journey to the West?" Bailiff Nick reminded.
“They are all a mixture of elements such as team-building to fight monsters, road trips, and novelty-seeking excitement, but they are only compared to Journey to the West, an all-encompassing and immortal work that can be interpreted infinitely.
God, the novelist, is still a rookie.
What He wrote was too simple and lacked substance.
It's quite perverted.
Corrupt brotherhood.
Distorted view of family.
It does not conform to mainstream values.
Hence the dismal sales.
As a result, the Supernatural series of novels was discontinued after the third book.
This made Him very unhappy.
I guess this is one of the triggers for Him not to scratch His head and think of new plots in the forest cabin, but to command Michael to directly launch the war of gods. "
"Why did they suddenly involve me? And asked me to be the monk Tang?" Sean complained; "Doesn't God think it's embarrassing to directly plagiarize Journey to the West?"
“It’s not shameful to pay tribute to the classics!” Bailiff Nick retorted, “And this was not a unilateral decision by Him.
It was decided by the gods and Him together.
Judge Odinson fought for it for you.
At first, He just wanted to capture you, the variable that ruined His writing ideas, and arrange some popular plots for you to please His body and mind and restart His inspiration. "
Sean shuddered when he heard this.
The God of this American variety show is actually very corrupt at heart.
Either it's a cute girl with a big cock dressed as a man, or it's a British gentleman.
Anyway, given the plot and fate He has arranged, Sean would rather rush directly into the space turbulence than die!
"So, Judge Odinson has done me a great favor, but why is she still looking at me apologetically and saying sorry to me?" Sean asked puzzledly.
"It's simple. She wanted to fight to the last moment to gain complete freedom for you." Bailiff Nick said, "But she is not strong enough to do that now. She fought to the death to gain you a relatively free qualification to continue on your journey."
"Is she okay?" Sean asked after a moment of silence.
"You want to ask why she did this, right?" Bailiff Nick looked at him: "Remember when you raised Thor's gavel?
Do you know who else can lift Thor's gavel besides her?"
Sean's expression suddenly became strange.
Wouldn't it be so bloody?
"I think you have guessed it." Bailiff Nick nodded: "Zeus and Odin respectively engraved the strongest spell on this gavel of Thor, giving her the strongest power, but also imposed restrictions on her.
That is, only her true love can lift Thor's gavel.
This was to prevent her from being lured away by God or other beings using the beauty trap, and also to prevent shameless studs like Zeus from messing around.
The result is that she can only be a judge of Thunder God alone.
If you can't even lift Thor's gavel, how can you be her man! "
Sean thought to himself, as expected.
The first three levels of True Love Challenge were designed by him, but the last level, Raising the Hammer of True Love, was not designed by him.
When he saw the hammer, he felt it looked very much like Bernadette's Thor's gavel.
I didn't expect they were so similar.
However, Sean doesn't take this romantic love setting like Zixia and Zhizunbao seriously at all.
He is not a monkey!
He is Tang Monk who is devoted to his career, isn't he?
"How are you going to pay tribute to Journey to the West?" Sean changed the subject and got back to the point.
"Of course it's a tribute in form, but more importantly, it's a tribute to the core!" Bailiff Nick looked at Sean deeply and said expressionlessly.
“Since you have read Journey to the West, you should know that this journey is actually a journey of fighting for power and profit.
The big guys above want to redivide the power.
The Jade Emperor and Tathagata joined forces to expand their own power and suppress those forces that did not obey them.
Now the gods are Tathagata and God is the Jade Emperor.
As Tang Monk, God will give you a Sun Wukong.
As for Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and the White Dragon Horse, it’s up to you. If you want them, take them. If you don’t want them, forget it.
You and Sun Wukong set out from New York and headed all the way to Los Angeles.
A route map will be sent to you.
You must pass the main checkpoints and get the 'pass certificate' to complete the task of clearing important checkpoints.
I'll introduce a few of them so you can have a general idea.
Mystic Falls, Georgia.
Salem Green Valley Township.
Fairytale Town, Maine.
Springwood, Ohio.
Silent Hill, Pennsylvania."
"This route doesn't go west, but goes south first, then turns north, and then goes south again," Sean reminded.
"The straight-line distance between Los Angeles and New York is only 4,000 kilometers, 8,000 miles, which is far less than the 108,000 miles in Journey to the West." Bailiff Nick said expressionlessly.
"So your route to the west is to keep turning north and south, slowly tilting towards the west. Fortunately, there are evil forces everywhere in America, and there are plenty of checkpoints along the way. In total, it is definitely a long distance."
Sean was speechless. Damn this desire to win!
Even a distance of ten thousand miles must be compared!
However, he also roughly understood the authenticity of the Journey to the West.
Originally he thought it was just a joke.
Again, this American world is full of evil forces, and God is not as omniscient and omnipotent as he boasts.
As He indulged Himself for various reasons and neglected to manage the world under His rule, various forces blossomed throughout America.
He has the strongest force, but the angels in heaven are restricted by Him in heaven and it is difficult for them to come to the earth and show their divine power.
So faith withered.
The unrestrained evil forces on all sides are flourishing, and the overlords of many small worlds frequently enter and leave the main world, and there is a tendency for them to get out of control.
The greatest rivals, the gods, are making a comeback, creating Night Court and New New York.
This makes it impossible for God to write gay novels with peace of mind anymore.
He wants to restore the glory of God and bathe the world in His holy light once again.
However, He is not omniscient and omnipotent, and it is impossible for Him to make everything go as He wishes with just a snap of His fingers.
He needs to act.
The process of traveling westward to clean up the uncontrolled evil forces is the process of preaching again, allowing people to regain their faith and gather divine authority.
"Would the gods let God do this?" Sean questioned.
"Of course it's not that simple, just like in Journey to the West, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata both cooperated and antagonized each other." Bailiff Nick explained: "God and the gods are opponents, so naturally they both cooperated and antagonized each other.
What is cooperative is to clear out the third party that does not listen to both parties.
What is being confronted is the right to spread faith.
So an agreement was reached.”
Sean was shocked and knew that the sex scene was finally coming.
Bailiff Nick also cooperated and gave him some time to buffer before slowly saying, "Since you are Tang Monk, you cannot use force during your journey to the West.
Once you need to use force to eliminate those disobedient evil forces, you need to summon the battle angel, which is your Sun Wukong.
The angels show their power!"
"How can this be possible!" Sean frowned. "Not to mention how aggrieved I am, if I do this, won't God harvest all my faith in the end?"
Force is the greatest truth!
If the battles were all conducted by battle angels, then at the checkpoints passed by, all that mortals would see would be battle angels bathing in holy light and spreading their angel wings.
Belief in God is the mainstream.
As a result, all the peaches were picked by God.
"So if you can avoid using force, then don't use it!" Bailiff Nick nodded and said, "Once you pass the customs without using force, the local people can set up a night court, and the gods will gain faith in you."
"How do you define force?" After Sean understood it, he began to want to use his own definition skills.
"I'm in good health. I can't be like Tang Seng, panting and afraid of everything, right?"
"Of course not." Bailiff Nick shook his head: "Except for the physical strength, your scalpel magic weapon, as well as the high-tech magic hunting array you created, are all unusable.
Your magic defense can only be limited to you, so that the magic power does not act on your body and cannot expand the range.
Once your physical strength is exceeded and a stronger force is needed, you must summon a battle angel as a force support."
"Okay, I understand." Sean nodded and asked again, "So what's the so-called clearance document?"
"A customs clearance document." Bailiff Nick said this with a rare complicated tone: "It's a certificate of customs clearance.
Your journey to the West is, of course, different from the one in Journey to the West where you would go to the king to exchange passes in every country.
After all, America is not a country.
You need to stamp it with a permit issued by the governor of each state.”
"I'm afraid it's not that simple?" Sean realized that there must be something else going on here, it couldn't be that simple.
"That's right!" Bailiff Nick nodded: "The licenses issued by the governors of each state are just imitations of the pass documents in Journey to the West, but they don't have American characteristics.
So God and the gods agreed that the only thing you really need to exchange for a pass is for the most beautiful woman at each level to say she loves you three thousand times a day.
"Fuck!" When Sean heard this, he didn't feel anything at all. He just felt that God and the gods had evil intentions.
"It seems you understand it too." Bailiff Nick reminded: "God and the gods want you to have more concerns and to alienate you from Judge Odinson.
And for them, the contents of these cigarettes are also their daily life that they like to see and hear.”
Sean looked grim.
Letting the most beautiful woman say she loves him three thousand times every day is clearly asking him to find a way to make the most beautiful woman fall in love with him.
No matter how rational he is, for the most beautiful woman who truly loves him, she will leave a mark in his heart.
And this kind of carelessness is a weakness.
The more times it happens, the easier it is to be completely controlled.
And how to define the most beautiful woman in the area?
There may also be aesthetic deviations.
It takes time to explore and it’s easy to get entangled with more women.
Even if Bernadette knew in advance that this was all part of the mission, it would be hard to guarantee that she would not change her heart after so many times, and would not protect him at all costs because of Thor's gavel's oath of true love.
By then, he will be completely controlled.
"I've told you the general situation. Now think carefully about how to get through it." Bailiff Nick stood up and left.
Sean wanted to complain, not pretending at all, not giving him any option to refuse, but then he saw the unnatural movements of bailiff Nick and thought to himself: "Are you hurt?"
"Judge Odinson has gone into battle. As her guardian knight, of course I need to fight." Bailiff Nick's faint voice came over.
"How can I guarantee that God or other big guys won't attack me directly?" Sean paused, looked at the back of bailiff Nick, and asked loudly.
"You are not a fragile person who can't withstand a single blow, and we will guarantee it with our lives!" Bailiff Nick's figure disappeared at the door, but his calm but favorable voice was clearly heard by Sean.
Sean was somewhat touched.
But now is not the time to be moved.
Along the way, the most that can happen to him is that he can help expand the influence of the Night Court.
He lay in bed, silently pondering the shocking information he had heard. He didn't know how long it had been when his cell phone rang. After he answered the phone, he heard the anxious voice of Vampire Alice. He said a few words to comfort her, stood up, took out the No. 5 space scalpel, and slashed forward. He felt relieved when he felt the space being cut open by him again.
When he returned to the apartment, he saw Alice waiting there. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly looked up at the ceiling. Alice also noticed something and pulled him away almost instantly.
The ceiling was directly broken, and a ball of bright holy light fell from the sky.
Alice screamed and was held in Sean's arms, blocking the holy light.
The holy light gradually dissipated, revealing a devilish figure and an angelic face. The two pairs of dazzling white wings behind her revealed her identity. She was wearing armor, but the key parts were completely exposed, making her look extremely ferocious.
But there was a collar around her neck.
"Battle Angel, Queen of the Sky, Ikaros!" The female angel's eyes began to focus from the ethereal state and fell on Sean: "Are you my master?"
"..." Sean couldn't help but complain, he always felt that there was something wrong with the style of painting.
Is this the 'Sun Wukong' that God gave him?
Don't tell him that the collar and leash around her neck is the golden hoop of Sun Wukong.
Just as he was complaining in his heart and had no answer for a while, the battle angel named Ikaros looked at the vampire Alice who was held in Sean's arms, and his eyes became sharp: "Heretic!"
(End of this chapter)
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