People in the US variety show, the genius doctor is fierce
Chapter 119: Pure Love Dragon Claw
Chapter 119: Pure Love Dragon Claw
"It's so magical!"
The beautiful Erica said excitedly: "When we get there, you will be surprised!"
I am very proud to be a New Yorker.
Some people are even willing to fall out with their date for this status, even if the date is a hot girl they are about to go home with.
But if this hot girl is from New Jersey next door and insists on saying she is a New Yorker, you have to turn hostile and correct her.
Because the pride of New Yorkers cannot be tarnished!
Now, in the eyes of the beautiful New Yorker Erica, the two evil brothers of the Wen family are just bumpkins from other places.
Of course she wanted to let them know the superiority of New Yorkers.
We have something that you not only don’t have, but you can’t even imagine it!
Poverty and backwardness limit your imagination.
The two evil brothers of the Wen family looked at each other.
Big brother Dean is unhappy.
The second brother, Sam, didn't care.
Having gone to college in a big city, he knows that many people in big cities are like this.
There is not only a difference between urban and rural areas, but also a blue-red confrontation.
Barney Stinson, who should have been the one to liven up the atmosphere, was listless and didn't say anything. He just operated something on his phone.
So the car became stuffy, with only the beautiful Erica talking about her expectations for true love.
After a while.
Arrived at an amusement park.
"arrive!"
The beautiful Erica exclaimed, "This was originally an amusement park. After it was bought, it was transformed into the True Love Adventure. Let's go over there quickly. There are so many people!"
The two evil spirits of the Wen family looked up and couldn't help but sigh: "There are so many people!"
There was a long queue at the entrance of the amusement park, and there were crowds of people, all of them were couples. It was really lively and bustling.
The two evil spirits of the Wen family got out of the car, thinking about joining in later, and even felt a little nervous and uncomfortable.
no way!
They usually hunt demons in rural towns, where the population density is often deserted, and it is considered good to have dozens or hundreds of people.
What's more, they only have to face a few people.
Being squeezed in a crowd of hundreds or thousands like this, they would of course instinctively feel a little uncomfortable.
Not to mention that these people are all couples.
The two brothers were also looked at with strange but understanding eyes.
Even if it was for the purpose of investigating a case, this was not the first time that I was misunderstood.
But no other misunderstanding has attracted so many people and lasted for so long.
“How long will this queue take?”
Boss Dean complained.
"Are you a virgin?" asked the beautiful Erica with a broad smile.
"That depends on how you define it." As a playboy, Dean is naturally the shameless type. Hearing this, he was not embarrassed at all and instead joked.
"Today, I still am."
"Great!" Barney's eyes lit up immediately when he heard this custom method, and he raised his hand to high-five Dean to celebrate.
He learned this customization method and must use it today!
"What does this have to do with virginity?" Sam was calmer and didn't indulge himself like his older brother Dean. He asked in a gentle voice.
"Because if you are a virgin, you can pass the first level quickly and don't have to queue like this." The beautiful Erica shrugged.
"Why?" Sam's heart skipped a beat and he had a bad feeling.
"The first level is called the Pure Love Dragon Claw Hand." The beautiful Erica smiled and said, "Have you heard of the legend of the evil dragon?
According to legend, evil dragons like to capture virgins.
Of course, there are also female dragons who like to capture virgins.
Therefore, once a virgin wants to pass the first level, they will be captured by the evil dragon guarding this level and will pass through the first level directly.
Look! "
As soon as he finished speaking, countless people exclaimed.
A huge beast claw dropped from the sky, grabbed a girl, lifted her up, flew into the air, crossed the crowd, and went into the amusement park.
The girl was frightened at first, then screamed with excitement.
Her boyfriend squeezed through the crowd and walked to a special passage nearby. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he excitedly ran after his girlfriend who was caught by the dragon's claws, and shouted in a childish way: "My princess, I will definitely defeat the dragon and rescue you!"
This scene makes many couples envious.
Then there was a thunderous cry of injustice.
what is this?
Isn't it unkind to discriminate against them?
Under the subtle influence of film and television dramas, wanton indulgence in desires has become the mainstream fashion, while self-respect and self-love have become the object of ridicule and bullying.
But now the objects they ridiculed and bullied are receiving such courtesy, which makes them envious, jealous and hateful, and naturally sets off a tsunami of criticism and questioning.
Barney, a devil believer, of course also shouted in protest.
Because self-respect and self-love are the theoretical standards for believers in God.
He is a great advocate of indulging desires.
Others think that my girlfriend is a small movie star and it is a stain that she has made thousands of small movies at such a young age.
But he admired such indulgent girls the most.
They are even willing to remain chaste for such a girl, or simply marry her wholeheartedly.
If a friend dares to break up with such a girl, he will definitely despise her and even threaten to break off the friendship.
Because the devil needs everyone to abandon morality, indulge in desires, and have no sense of shame in their minds.
To borrow the words of a great sage from the other side of the ocean: To destroy a nation, you only need to extract the backbone and bloodiness of the men and take away the shame and kindness of the women!
A devil believer like him would of course strongly advocate such women as examples and try to get more women to learn from them.
Then his work can be done easily.
Now this kind of innocent dragon claw hand must be protested and criticized!
Unlike ordinary couples who complain about injustice, the two evil brothers of the Wen family saw the dragon claws reaching out from the air and directly reached for the guns at their waists. However, looking at the densely packed crowd around them, they realized that they could not shoot here.
Boss Dean’s face turned pale: “Joe.”
His younger brother Sam also looked unhappy, and he understood why his elder brother reacted like that.
Because they were not only familiar with the Dragon Claw Hand, but very familiar with it. It was the monster that the two brothers and Joe encountered when they were hunting demons together.
An evil dragon!
He likes to hide treasures and catch virgins.
At that time, at Joe's strong request, she was used as bait and was caught by the dragon and taken into its underground lair, and they almost couldn't find her.
Dean is still scared now.
Finally, they designed a plan to seal the dragon in its underground lair. They also heard about a new demon hunting idea from Bob. They directly found a concrete mixer truck and poured a large amount of concrete directly down to completely seal the entrance of the cave and bury the harmful dragon alive.
But now this evil dragon has been rescued.
The person who saved it was most likely Joe, who had fought alongside them before and almost became a victim.
This was unacceptable to them.
At this moment, Joe, whom they were thinking about, was wearing a bailiff's assistant uniform, standing on a high place in the amusement park with the vampire Alice, watching this side from afar.
"Is Sean good at playing?" Alice's lips curled up, she was in a good mood, and looked at Joe teasingly: "What is this? The result of your and Sean's fun?"
Qiao glanced at the corner of his mouth and was speechless.
Because she also admitted that Sean was really good at having fun.
As she received training and became more and more satisfied with the job, she couldn't help but talk more with Sean, telling him almost everything that had happened in the past.
When Sean talked about the previous hunt for the evil dragon with the Wen family duo, he immediately had this idea.
She refused at that time.
Because how could such a scourge be allowed back into the world?
Being buried alive is the best outcome.
But Sean reminded: "The dragon's vitality is very strong, burying it alive is not the best option.
Once someone digs it out, there will be a bloody storm the moment it is dug out.
These are all unnecessary casualties.
Moreover, burying someone alive is too vicious, and it is a tactic that real demons like to use.
For example, Wall Street next door.
Many innocent souls were buried alive under the cement floor of the building next to it."
Joe was shaken by these words. He told the place where the dragon was buried alive and followed Sean to dig the dragon out again.
Just as Sean said, the dragon's vitality was too strong. After being buried alive underground for so many days, it showed no signs of weakness.
What greeted them was the roar of the dragon.
Then she watched Sean beat up the dragon, until the dragon finally surrendered and followed them back to New York and went to the night court.
He was confessed to his past crimes, convicted, sentenced, and then transformed by Sean into the guardian of the first level of true love.
Once it sees a virgin among the couple, it will stretch out its dragon claws, grab the virgin, and directly pick them up through the queue to enter the next level and give them preferential treatment.
This will naturally cause criticism from many people.
But Sean said confidently: "You all say that minorities should be treated preferentially. In the past, people like you who indulged themselves were in the minority. Now virgins are a minority and are almost extinct. Isn't it natural that they should be treated preferentially?"
Where there are those who oppose, there will naturally be those who support.
Believers who advocate chastity before marriage strongly support this practice.
Add to that the dragon-grabbing segment, and it has a bit of the flavor of the legendary warrior defeating the dragon and saving the princess. Some couples who are not so extreme are also happy to watch this kind of excitement.
Just treat it like watching a show.
"Is it really okay for him to do this?" Qiao looked at the criticisms and complained, "Isn't he afraid of causing social unrest?"
"Changing values will naturally not bring peace." Vampire Alice smiled and said, "The current temporary chaos will bring more people to move forward.
The only thing I dislike the most is the devil!
As for the rest of us, whether you humans or aliens like us, we actually welcome such changes.
Needless to say, you humans, wanton indulgence is only a temporary pleasure, and what it brings is emptiness and all kinds of troubles. The increasingly high threshold will give rise to all kinds of perversions, which will intensify the negative emotions in society and lead to degeneration and destruction.
Creating such a value orientation will slow down the spiral of degeneration and ultimate destruction.
But for those of us who are different.
There is almost no one who doesn't like pure human beings.
Not to mention the evil dragons, their obsession with virgins is too strong, and their evolved perception of virgins is also very strong, otherwise they would not have been used by Sean as guards of the first level.
The same is true for us vampires.
Virgin blood is the favorite of all vampires and is a must-have drink for high-level vampire elders when they wake up.
But as Sean said, there are fewer and fewer pure people nowadays, and they are almost extinct, so for us ordinary vampires, if we can drink the blood of a virgin one day, it would be like a holiday.
When the environment improves in the future, the lives of people of different races may also be better.”
At this point, she saw that Joe looked disgusted and unhappy, which obviously aroused the demon hunter's heart towards aliens, so she moved closer to Joe, took a deep breath, and jokingly said: "I like virgins too~"
They vampires can smell blood, which can actually be used to distinguish virgins from non-virgins.
But it is not as grand and ceremonial as the evil dragon.
“Actually, I’m curious.” Joe was made a little uncomfortable by her, and he retorted in disgust: “I heard that you vampires have super strong self-healing abilities, and time is frozen at the moment before you die.
Judging from your appearance, you must have been a virgin before you died, right?
Wouldn’t that mean the process would just repeat itself endlessly?”
"Hahaha!" When vampire Alice heard what Joe said, she didn't feel humiliated. Instead, she burst into laughter. Joe felt uncomfortable with her laughter and looked at her in confusion.
"why are you laughing?"
"I laughed and said, you are really suitable to be Sean's assistant. Sean has asked the question you asked before and has personally experimented with it." Alice smiled ambiguously and said, "He likes this kind of experiment the most. He always says that this kind of thing is the primary productive force.
So you want to know the answer?
You can ask him.
He knows better than anyone else~"
“…” Qiao was speechless again.
She finally realized that Alice had evil intentions and wanted to drag her down and cause trouble.
Sean, she felt like she could.
But Alice, the vampire, has reached her limit when working with her partner.
Don't even think about anything else.
Over there, someone was caught by the dragon claw hand again and taken away in mid-air.
Again the shouting started.
Several couples with crosses hanging around their necks slowly approached the first level along with the crowd, the boys' eyes full of anticipation.
As for the girls, some were shy, some had flickering eyes, and their emotions varied.
When they reached a position where the dragon claw hand could grab them, everyone looked up at the sky with bated breath, waiting for the dragon claw hand to grab their girlfriends and verify their purity.
However, the dragon claw hand did not appear.
Looking at the girls' expressions of panic or disbelief, the boys became angry.
Is this how you maintain your chastity?
"Impossible, I'm still a virgin!" A girl who was originally full of confidence, never waited for the dragon claw hand to come, but only waited for her boyfriend's extremely angry eyes, and shouted in disbelief.
But after shouting for a while, there was still no sign of the dragon claw hand. She thought of something and shouted even louder: "That doesn't count!"
"Hahaha." A burst of cheerful laughter came from all around.
Because such lines have become classic lines.
More than one or two people made such shouts when they found that the dragon catcher was not able to catch them.
The dragon obviously likes virgins. His evaluation criteria for virgins are relatively traditional and he is not very accepting of some customized types.
This girl who firmly disbelieves may not be as shameless as Dean Barney. She sees every day as a new beginning when she opens her eyes.
But I am afraid that those things that are not deep enough and not deeply felt are not counted, or that I feel deep down that they are not counted, which leads to this situation.
Not to mention the anger of these girls' boyfriends.
At this age when hormones are exploding, for the sake of his girlfriend's faith and love, he resisted the strong impulse and waited for the wedding night.
But after waiting for a long time, I found that it was not the case at all.
This is how you keep your chastity, right?
play?
(End of this chapter)
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