People in the US variety show, the genius doctor is fierce

Chapter 112 God said, Let there be light!

"it is good!"

Sean flashed his scalpel.

"Ah! Are you serious?" Seeing that Sean really wanted to try it right away, Alice immediately covered her mouth and looked at him pitifully.

"I just want to see if vampire fangs will grow back after being cut off." Sean said his thoughts honestly.

"Some work, some don't." Alice said quickly: "This is what Carlisle told me, trust his experience!"

"Okay." Sean was a little disappointed.

He really wanted to cut off her fangs.

Otherwise there is always a sense of phantom pain.

"Don't worry, I definitely won't bite you." Alice raised her hand and said, "I won't do that even if you ask me to."

Sean said nothing.

This is not a good answer.

For the sake of scientific research, some things must be tried.

Arrived at the door.

Sean opened the door and went in first.

Alice stood at the door: "Won't you invite me in?"

"Do you vampires really need an invitation to get in?" Sean asked curiously, "Is it really physically impossible to cross, or is it psychologically impossible to cross?"

"It's more psychological." Alice is no stranger to this old question.

"It's the vampire's instinctive fear, just like many biological fears of humans. As a large group, most vampires are afraid, but some can overcome it a little."

"Are you saying that some vampires can climb to the second floor and steal the jade and the fragrance?" Sean naturally knew which vampires she was talking about.

"It seems that hormones are really magical and can overcome many biological instincts."

"Of course." Alice smiled and said, "I heard that even God is afraid of the power of hormones."

Sean smiled knowingly.

In the real world, there are all kinds of American hell jokes.

Because after the Red Bear came and fell, America lost its constraints, became the only hegemon, and did whatever it wanted.

After a long time, the world will become like hell.

All kinds of hell jokes emerge.

And in this world of American variety shows, there are all kinds of God jokes.

Before the war of gods, God naturally didn't have so many jokes.

But since he defeated all the enemies one by one and won the war between gods, forcing other gods to retreat and becoming the strongest legend, God also became arrogant.

He had a secret falling out with his sister, became enemies with Lucifer and his son, and became addicted to writing, leaving behind the mess of heaven and hell, allowing evil forces to run rampant.

Hell is on earth.

Therefore, all kinds of jokes about God began to spread from the mouths of gods and demons who were staring at God.

What Alice just said is one of them.

It says that God likes to wander the world as a writer, interpret novel stories based on real human life, and make a living by publishing and selling them.

Although it failed.

But in this weird society called America, even the most rubbish thing will still have some fanatical fans.

These extremely fanatical fans are often weird and neurotic.

Among them was a female fan who was crazy about sleeping with the male protagonist in God's book. After knowing that the male protagonist really existed, she specially organized a fan meeting and invited God, the author, and the male protagonists, wanting to have sex with the male protagonist.

The writer, who is the incarnation of God, becomes jealous when he sees that his charm is not as good as the protagonist in his own work. He arranges for the male protagonist to look down on the female fan and sleep with her instead.

As a result, this female fan was so crazy that the incarnation of God on earth avoided her not long after. Rumor has it that he couldn't stand her excessive hormone release needs.

"Come in." As expected, jokes are the easiest way to bring two strangers closer together. Sean took the initiative to invite her into the house.

Alice happily stepped over the threshold, entered Sean's apartment, and looked around with curiosity.

"Do you vampires need a shower?" Sean asked.

"That depends on the person." Alice smiled and said, "Anyway, we don't breathe, so we can't smell these odors. We can only feel the strong attraction emanating from the blood."

"Not breathing?" Sean laughed, "I don't believe it."

"You can try." Alice understood Sean's smile and immediately encouraged him.

Sean, who loves research and believes that Liu Bei is the primary productive force, started his research decisively and slapped Alice with one palm.

Alice felt her whole body go empty. She looked down and said jokingly, "I thought you were going to use a scalpel to undress me. This trick is really useful."

"This is a practical skill developed by a very promising and practical person." Sean explained, but his eyes were on Alice, carefully observing the differences between vampires and humans.

This is amazing to see.

Unlike the ugly vampire bodies Sean had encountered before, the vampires in the Twilight series are truly aesthetic and romantic, with skin as white as ice and bones.

Crystal clear skin with perfect radiance and smoothness.

But in the darkness, the skin looked unusually pale.

Sean looked at her again and again, and felt that if Alice didn't speak, she would be like a high-end custom-made doll.

Alice cooperated with Sean's observation and research with ease, and didn't mind Sean's gaze which seemed a little abnormal in the eyes of outsiders.

It wasn't until Sean shone a strong light on her, making her pale skin reflect a diamond-like brilliance, as if he was really treating her as an experimental subject, that she began to feel a little overwhelmed.

She didn't come here for him to study like this.

Seeing that she was about to tear off his clothes violently, Sean slapped himself to get rid of these burdens, and immediately began to verify that vampires don't need to breathe.

He was looking down at her, holding her jaw with one hand to prevent the phantom pain from becoming a reality, and with the other hand pinching Alice's nose so that she couldn't breathe through her nose.

After a long time, I found out that this was true.

Vampires don't need to breathe.

He immediately moved on to his next research, which was that vampires have no shadows.

The thing Sean has the most in his house is mirrors.

So it was actually the first to be confirmed.

In the mirror, Sean was doing Kegel-like exercises alone, while standing.

There was no trace of Ellie.

Sean withdrew his gaze from the mirror and looked down. He could clearly see Alice's pretty face and brown pupils conveying a moving charm.

Weird.

But very exciting.

Sean decisively continued this research, vowing to thoroughly study vampires from the inside out.

no way!
A rare opportunity!

The vampires I encountered before didn't provide such a good opportunity at all.

Besides, this is New York, and there are night courts.

Although it protected him, it also restricted him to some extent.

This type of research is difficult to conduct.

Because the other party’s consent must be obtained.

But I guess few people are willing to be such a guinea pig.

I don’t know how much time had passed, but when it gradually became brighter outside the window, Sean finally carried out the most important research.

That was the word Vampire Alice said that really touched him.

Alice also felt it, and looked up at him expectantly, the color of her pupils changing from brown to black.

Fortunately, it’s not completely black.

Otherwise Sean would suspect that she was possessed by a demon.

Alice's fangs are out again.

Sean could even feel it clearly.

When light was born from the darkness outside the window and dawn was about to break, Sean chanted from the Bible and shouted, "God said, let there be light!"

The first rays of sunlight in the morning shone on Sean's face.

The Bible is out!
At this moment, Alice really seemed to witness the story of God's creation.

And this time, it is no less than the appearance of the vampire God.

Especially for a vegetarian vampire like her in Twilight, the images and feelings she foresaw in the future when she transformed a hundred years ago finally appeared.

She won't have to go hungry anymore!

No need to endure the temptation of human blood.

No need to drink unpalatable animal blood.

At this moment, the benefits of the vampire's racial talent of not needing to breathe were fully demonstrated, and she didn't even need to breathe.

Sean looked down at her loving gaze, watching her black pupils turn into brown and then gold in the blink of an eye. He also understood a common saying from the other side of the ocean in his previous life, which was indeed full of wisdom.

He was not surprised by this.

After all, the nutritional ratio is ten to one.

And Sean is not an ordinary person. His physique is close to the peak of human beings, and he used this method to help Maria exorcise the demon.

I'm afraid this nutritional ratio needs to be multiplied by ten or even a hundred.

That is, in the world of American variety shows.

Otherwise, in the classical legendary novels on the other side of the ocean, Alice could directly transform into another kind of witch or fairy.

Soon vampire Alice had the trouble of happiness.

She couldn't remember the first time she had a full meal in her life.

When she was still a human, she was directly locked up in a mental hospital in that era because of her superpower of foreseeing the future.

There wasn't much food available in the mental asylums of that era.

Hunger was the norm.

After she was transformed into a vampire, the vampire's instinctive desire for blood, coupled with her physical fitness being amplified by all attributes, magnified her hunger countless times.

Then she was found by her current adoptive father, who taught her to eat a vegetarian diet, suppress her bloodthirsty impulses, and use animal blood instead of human blood.

Although it is possible to survive.

But the feeling of getting hungry quickly because you eat vegetables instead of meat often lingers in my mind and makes me feel anxious.

If it weren't for her strong sense of morality, she would have been unable to resist sucking human blood.

Now I finally feel like I’m no longer hungry.

At this moment, Alice shed tears of happiness.

That's right!

Logically speaking, vampires cannot cry, after all, all physiological activities have stopped.

But the vampires in the Twilight series can be said to be truly blessed by nature. They are the product of a combination of the excellent genes of vampires and humans.

Handsome men and beautiful women don't even have reproductive isolation from humans.

Specially prepared for love.

So how can I not cry or shed tears?

Otherwise, how can you conceive a child?

Alice touched the tears from the corners of her eyes and cried even harder, crying and laughing at the same time.

Because only she knew that although Twilight vampires could theoretically shed tears, that was only a legendary possibility.

Just like vampires can give birth to children, it seems that they only exist in legends.

In fact, most of the time when she was sad, she could only howl without any tears.

Until now.

Because of Sean, she felt a huge change in her body.

Vampires gain greater strength through long age and bloodsucking. The older they are and the more special the blood they suck, the stronger they will be. Now she feels that her evolutionary growth has been accelerated.

The various complicated emotions made her unable to bear it any longer and she stood up suddenly.

As a vampire, besides the strong desire for blood, there is another equally strong desire.

That's desire!
Because when transformed into a vampire, all kinds of desires will be infinitely magnified.

This is very similar to Sean.

Sean felt the same way.

As his career level increases, Sean's overall attributes improve.

This was the first thing he used to explain when he faced the Great Witch's disdain.

It’s a pity that the Great Witch didn’t accept it.

Instead, I felt that Sean was deliberately making excuses.

it's good now.

Sean finally met someone who could understand him. He had met his worthy opponent and there was no need to hold back anymore.

The physical strength of vampires is still very guaranteed.

Two words can describe it very aptly.

Not as fragile as the human body.

"What about demolishing the house?"

Soon there was a knock on the door and the angry voice of the neighbor next door was heard, which made Sean and Alice calm down a little.

Ok.

It just means you won't get close to walls or objects anymore, and it won't affect the follow-up at all.

This first friendly exchange ended only when Sean's cell phone rang and he learned that the police were needed.

"You take a rest first, I'll go out and take a look."

Sean turned around, already dressed in his bailiff uniform, slashed with his scalpel, and disappeared from the apartment.

The sun has risen.

Most of the demons and monsters should have gone to rest, after all, most of them were active at night and dormant during the day.

However, there is no guarantee that there will be some monsters and demons that are not afraid of sunlight and commit crimes during the day, but they are relatively rare.

Sean received news that a section of the street was being repaired, and a chubby woman appeared and started dancing loudly, even imitating Marilyn Monroe's classic pose, winking and blowing kisses to the workers. One worker was so scared that he took a nail gun and shot himself in the head. He is now dead.

This is definitely not normal.

After receiving the call, the police center suspected that a demon was at work, so they transferred the case to the Night Court and asked the bailiff to handle it.

After listening to the information summarized by the police center, Sean also found it outrageous.

Because someone saw this scary fat woman, wearing a red T-shirt and a red floral skirt, start jumping as soon as she walked out of the apartment building.

Just twist it slightly at first.

Then he put his hands on the railing and twisted his extremely fat body.

After that, she would twist her body in any sexy dance style.

It's twisting when crossing the road.

I have to say, although she is terribly fat, she is extremely flexible.

He is the legendary flexible fat man!

After scaring a worker into committing suicide, she ran to a taxi driver as if no one was around and started dancing and twisting her body. Because she was deliberately shaking her upper body, she attracted the taxi driver's disgusted but uncontrollable gaze.

Then he turned around and rolled his chest onto his back, forming two hunchbacks. The taxi driver was so scared that he screamed, stepped on the accelerator, and drove away without waiting for the traffic light, resulting in a car accident.

Then she set her sights on the firefighters on the roadside.

The firefighters who were well prepared sprayed her away with spray guns.

But after getting wet, she lay on the ground and kept twisting her body, shaking her wet long hair, as if she was trying to do some wet temptation.

But the result is so horrifying that people dare not look directly at it.

Even so, she didn't know how to restrain herself. She scared the men so much that they screamed and ran away. She even followed them and chased after them.

As a result, more and more alarm messages were continuously transmitted to the police center, alerting the night court.

(End of this chapter)