People in the US variety show, the genius doctor is fierce
Chapter 106: New New York under Sean’s influence!
Chapter 106: New New York under Sean’s influence!
"Reply immediately!"
"Yes! But be gentle with your words and don't offend the Baron!"
"That's too late!"
Just as the three vampires were anxious to reply to the letter and stop the Baron from coming, a discordant voice rang out.
The one who spoke was the fat little servant Gilmore who was standing beside him.
"Who told you to speak?" The fat man's vampire master was dissatisfied: "I've told you so many times that only vampires can speak during our discussion."
"Yes, master." The fat boy Guillermo glanced helplessly at the photography team who continued to set up the camera.
The photography team looked at each other and asked if they could take the photo.
Fatty Gilmore nodded, and later explained the reason in the form of an interview answer: "Although these supernatural creatures have not been made public yet, they are the elephant in the room in New York. Everyone knows about it, but it is not said explicitly.
In a few years, it will surely be gradually and completely made public.
By then, the ones we are shooting now will have a head start and will surely become a big hit.”
The photography team gave a thumbs up to the fat little guy Guillermo, who had the aura of a director at this moment.
"Let him tell you why it's too late." The female vampire Naga was the only relatively normal person. She realized that there was something they didn't know.
"Because the letter states that the Baron will arrive tonight!" Fatty Gilmore spoke up only after getting permission from his master.
"Ah! It's true!" Vampire Nando then realized that it was indeed true.
The three vampires panicked again.
The photography team immediately asked and interviewed them one by one.
"It's not that I don't want the Baron to come." The female vampire Naga said to the camera during an interview: "Baron Afanas is a very charming member of the vampire royal family.
Hundreds of years ago, we had a very intimate and long-lasting spiritual relationship. It was very wild and we tried many difficult positions.
But he is one of those demons who firmly believes that vampires should rule the world!
He sent us here to rule this new continent.
This time we came here to see if we have done it.
But this place is too big.
There were all kinds of gods around, so how could we dare to run around? Hundreds of years passed in a flash and we all forgot about it.
If New York was still the same New York as before, we could still fool around, but the New York is no longer the same now.
A devil like the Baron will probably not survive this night."
The photography team also went to interview Naga's husband Razno.
“I welcome the Baron very much as well.” Razno lowered his voice and said, “Just keep it between us and don’t tell anyone else.
The Baron and I had a very exciting sex.
Very wild!
Lots of difficult poses.
So I personally am very much looking forward to establishing a close connection with him again.
But the premise is that he is still alive.
Given his thousands of years of character and habits, and the current situation in New York, I am really worried about this."
"We should use a chariot pulled by 12 black alligators!" Naga said anxiously.
"That's going to require a lot of alligators and a lot of paint...how about a van?" The vampire Nando is stronger than all of them. Before becoming a vampire, he was also a warrior known as Nando the Ruthless. So although he is worried, he is not as panicked as they are.
"A minivan? That's totally different!" Naga shook her head. "We'd better persuade him to return the same way. If that doesn't work, we can't let him do evil. So before we say these things, we must give him the best reception standards and not anger him in advance."
"Where did you find so many black alligators?" asked the vampire Nando.
"...A minivan is fine, but it has to be black!" Naga had no choice but to compromise: "Let's focus on the blood!"
"Blood." Nando and Razno fell silent upon hearing this.
It was so moving that men were silent and women were in tears.
The photography team immediately asked and conducted an interview.
"We vampires originally captured people and then directly sucked their blood. The more restrained ones would suck a small amount and then let the person go, while the unrestrained ones would suck all the blood out directly. Some of us with bad habits would suck the person to death after sucking half of the blood out of the person," Nando introduced, glancing at Razno, as if to say that he was the one with the very bad habit.
It almost caused the two vampires to start glaring at each other again.
“But things are different now. Since the establishment of the Night Court in New York, our vampires in New York can no longer suck human blood directly, otherwise they will be arrested and brought to the Night Court.
Especially now with the arrival of bailiff Sean, the intensity of night patrols has increased many times.
In the past, we occasionally heard of vampires being able to secretly drink blood without being caught.
In the past two and a half years, it has completely disappeared.
Anyone who dares to violate it will either go to jail or die.
We can only buy plasma.
Not a taste at all.
It’s like eating French food every day and now having to eat British food every day.”
"It would be fine if we had British food every day," complained Naga's husband, Razno. "But is that true? Not at all! Marshal Sean said that New York is a metropolis, and blood products in hospitals are very scarce, so they need to be supplied to patients first.
We can't let it go.
We can’t even buy it with money!!!”
“Razno!” Naga immediately scolded her husband when she saw him getting emotional, and then explained to the camera: “This is not Sean’s fault, his future ambition is to be a good doctor, and it is his nature to care about his patients.
After all, only a few people donate blood.
Every year, too much blood is needed just for the number of people who are sent to hospitals for emergency treatment due to gunshot wounds.
Damn the Rifle Association!"
"We are patients too! We need blood too!" Razno said indignantly, "Besides, this is America! It's the paradise of capital!
Money should be able to buy blood!
The highest bidder wins!
Only the strong can survive!"
"The key is that we are not strong." Naga reminded her husband.
“…” Razno was immediately speechless.
Not to mention how powerful Sean and his group are, they are the worst among all the vampires. They can't even see the sunlight and are afraid of holy water and garlic...
"There's nothing wrong with drinking animal blood... Besides, Sean didn't block our way to sucking blood. Let's talk about preparing blood for the Baron." Naga reminded.
"According to the specifications, we need to donate virgin blood, which was a very difficult thing in the past, let alone now."
The fat boy Gilmore moved his hands, wanting to raise his hand but not daring enough.
He was not afraid of being bitten by his master. After all, he had worked as a slave here for ten years without complaint. Isn't it just for the day when he would be bitten by his master and become a vampire too?
But this time the host was not the owner, but that baron.
He felt uneasy.
Because he had seen vampires who would suck people to death without any care and would not allow them to transform.
From what I heard, this is most likely what the Baron meant.
He didn't want to die like this. "Gilmore is a virgin." Naga noticed his little move and her eyes lit up: "We just need to collect enough points and we can exchange it.
I think about how many points I have. ”
As she spoke, she took out the ID card issued to her by the night court and looked at the electronic number on it: "19. Ah! It's not enough. How many do you have?"
Nando and Razno both raised their fingers awkwardly.
One is 1 and the other is 2.
"Damn it! It takes 100 points to redeem it!" Naga said angrily, "I usually ask you to go out and earn points, but you guys are unwilling to do so. Now that you need them, you are in trouble!"
At this point, she saw the photography team raise their hands to ask, so she explained to the camera: "According to Sean's rules, blood cannot be bought and sold directly, even if both parties agree. You need to accumulate enough points and go to the notary office for notarization to be legal.
To gain points, we need to help others.
You can get a lot of points by saving people.
Ordinary help points are relatively small. ”
"Who knows if this score is accurate?" Razno muttered.
"It's definitely accurate!" Naga yelled at him, then faced the camera, covered her chest, and said happily: "Sean knows me, he can feel it~"
"Maybe we should borrow some points from Colin Robinson..." Razno subconsciously made a suggestion.
"No!!!" Naga and Nando rejected it in unison.
“But he is the only one who has definitely earned enough points to help us get through this level. Besides, he is also our roommate,” Razno reminded.
"If I had known earlier that when the building caught fire, I should have endured the discomfort, climbed to a higher place, and saved a few people." Naga regretted it very much, and then explained to the camera.
“The points for saving lives are very high, so we don’t have to be so embarrassed that we have to ask Colin Robinson to borrow points.
Colin Robinson was our roommate and a vampire.
But he is not on the same team as us.
He is a special kind of energy vampire who usually lurks among humans, especially in offices. He absorbs their energy by chatting with them and makes them drowsy.
Or they can irritate humans by making noises, etc., which can also absorb their energy.
What’s more important is that his ability works just as well on us vampires.
Even because we always met at night and his abilities were much stronger, we didn't want to meet him face to face.
Of course, now that there is a night court, he can't absorb human essence.
But unlike us who have been sleeping in coffins for a long time and are out of touch with society, he has been working and living among humans, so the transformation was quick.
Now he has become some kind of sleep aid guru.
We made audio recordings of his speeches and sold them to people with insomnia to help them fall asleep quickly. And because they are not in person, they cannot absorb the energy of insomniacs.
It will not harm human vitality.
Sean praised me in person.
According to Sean, this is one of those examples of a superpower that can dramatically increase productivity.
Although it is not worth as many points as saving lives, the amount is large. So many people are under great pressure, anxious and insomniac, and a little bit adds up.
He certainly doesn’t lack points.
It’s not like we can’t buy points from him.
After all, we vampires and other supernatural creatures, unlike humans, have particularly strong recovery abilities and can be used as food for him.
But he was just so annoying.
We really don’t want to see him unless it’s absolutely necessary.”
"Sean's rules are too harsh!" Razno complained, "We vampires are good at hypnosis and can make people fall asleep."
"That's different." Naga retorted: "Our hypnosis is compulsory and will affect the mind of the hypnotized person. This is illegal!"
"Okay, okay, you speak too much for him. People who don't know would think you are his wife!" Razno complained.
"According to your current ignorant attitude, it's difficult to become Mrs. Li, but it's easy to become a widow." Naga sneered.
Razno dared not say a word.
First of all, he was originally transformed from Naga. Although he was her husband, he was naturally controlled by her.
And he also knew that Naga meant well.
Otherwise, if he angers a strong man like Sean, nothing good will come to him.
"Lend it to him. Now it's a last resort. Call him and talk to him." Naga said helplessly.
The trusted servant Gilmore dialed the number, and Naga stopped the energetic vampire Colin Robinson who was in the room to come over, told him about the matter, and borrowed the required points.
"Let's go to the notary office and exchange the blood now. The Baron will definitely not agree with this way of drinking."
After some tossing.
Led by the fat boy Guillermo, the three vampires went to the dock and received the boxes that were shipped from Europe by sea.
When it came time to sign for the package, the three vampires were unable to do so because they had no fingerprints, so they ended up using the fat man's hand to sign for it on the tablet.
It was taken home in a black van.
Open the outer box and stand up the coffin inside. Unlike ordinary coffin lids that need to be pushed open, the Baron's coffin door opens automatically like two doors, revealing the mummy-like vampire Baron standing inside.
The skinny man walked out, looked around and looked at an old lady next to him.
It was a trusted servant of Naga and Razno, and he bit it directly.
"Do not!!!"
The three vampires were shocked, but they were also afraid of the majesty of the superior vampire. They were unable to stop him in time and watched the baron suck the old lady to death.
The baron, with his mouth full of blood, roared with satisfaction, and then began to recite the setting poem in a strange tone and very stylishly: "Never sleep, monarch of all living things, I wake up again."
Seeing the three vampires looking at him with fear, he continued with satisfaction: “I came here with a declaration. Tradition is outdated, and the new world is our lifeline to an eternal future.
Centuries have passed, and you have not conquered the world. You are hiding in the shadows. You are weak and powerless!
You should have ruled this place long ago!
I'm going to sleep now, but when I wake up, we're going to rule this Staten Island right away, and then we're going to rule the whole New World!"
As he spoke, he felt a little sleepy after dinner, so he turned around and walked towards his coffin again.
"Don't rush to sleep, come with me!" Sean appeared in the shadows, glanced at the dead old lady, and looked at the baron expressionlessly.
"Who are you?" The Baron looked at Sean in surprise.
"He is Sean, the bailiff of the Night Court." Naga said in a trembling voice, "Baron, you should follow him to the Night Court. Don't resist."
"Night Court?" the Baron asked curiously, "Is it the same nickname as our Vampire Court here?"
"No!" Naga explained worriedly: "It is a court founded by Judge Bernadette Odinson, targeting all supernatural creatures under the night sky..."
"So you want to judge me?" The baron understood and looked at Sean fiercely: "Judgment of a vampire royal family? A noble baron?"
Having said this, he burst into laughter.
However, as he laughed, he glanced at his three vampire subordinates and found that they did not agree with him to laugh at Sean at all. The smile on his face froze.
(End of this chapter)
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