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Chapter 820 Guest Appearance as an Arms Wholesaler, Enjoying the company of two women

"Shuangshuang, we look so alike."

Lin Shuangshuang glanced at the short blade in Li Jingmo's hand—no, it should be called a short dagger more accurately.

The shapes do look similar, but it's thinner and more delicate.

I took it and weighed it in my hand; it was lighter.

Remembering Jiang Hanying's words when she handed the dagger to Li Jingmo, "for self-defense," he nodded.

Li Jingmo's skills might be lacking in killing enemies, but they are certainly sufficient for self-defense.

The two took their newly acquired weapons to a nearby open space to familiarize themselves with them.

Like a wholesaler, Jiang Hanying reached out and picked up a weapon that looked a bit like a steel whip. It was indeed made in the same batch as the steel whip prop delivered to the studio. She handed it to Ruoshui and said, "You can use this."

Ruoshui was immediately flattered and surprised, "I have one too!"

“It’s all there!”

Our main focus is on wholesaling everything, leaving nothing out!

Before long, all four members of the Skywalker Squad silently looked at the weapons they had just acquired.

Weak Water is a steel whip that can be straight or bent, making it a versatile weapon for striking.

Hummingbird, the technical expert, is like an umbrella-shaped weapon, prioritizing defense over offense. After all, he is the weakest of the four in terms of physical skills, and his main task is to protect himself and the equipment.

The tall and burly bear held a slender, narrow knife that was almost half his height.

On the contrary, the doctor, who seemed the most gentle and refined, received a crescent blade that looked dangerous and quite rare.

The four men, holding their weapons, looked at each other in bewilderment.

They don't really have any particular favorite or frequently used weapons. They basically have to be able to do everything and don't specialize in any one thing. They just use whatever is available when it's convenient to do a mission.

Therefore, they were quite certain that even the captain did not know which weapon they felt most comfortable using.

But this time, even though they haven't tried it out yet, just holding it in their hands already makes them feel that it fits perfectly.

This feeling is, to say the least, quite wonderful.

Ruoshui was the first in the team to receive a weapon, and she was also the first to ask the question that was bothering her: "Hanying, why did you think of equipping a few of us with weapons as well?"

It's normal to prepare weapons for the team leader's older brother and that Shuangshuang sister, but since their team is here to do a mission, they might lack other things, but they definitely won't lack weapons.

"You'll see when we get there. By the way, shouldn't we start cooking? I'm starving!"

The doctor glanced at the setting sun, replied "I'll do it now," and pulled Big Bear, who was holding a knife and eager to try, towards the makeshift stove.

Jiang Hanying quickly added, "Make more! Shuangshuang and I have eaten more than a billion!"

Doctor: "Wrapped up!"

The hummingbird reluctantly put down the mechanical umbrella in its hand, and couldn't help but look up at Jiang Hanying's direction one more time.

He met Jiang Hanying's eyes, which were looking back at him confidently. "Is there anything else?"

"Cough, no, no." Hummingbird hurriedly shook her head, turned around and went back to her pile of equipment. "Captain!"

Li Chengxiao walked over to him, his gaze falling on the open computer in front of him.

A map of mountainous forests was prominently displayed on the screen.

The edges are relatively clear, but it becomes increasingly blurry as you move further in.
Two of the points are quite obvious.

The green dot marks the edge of the dense forest, representing the location of their temporary camp.

The red dot deep in the dense forest marks their destination.

"According to my latest calculation, it will take us about three days to get from here to our destination, excluding other obstacles and the time for meals and rest along the way. However, if we encounter detours or large animals, it will delay us. So I conservatively estimate that it will take us at least five days or even more to get there, so we should bring enough food and water for at least five days."

Jiang Hanying had just gotten close to her cheap master when she heard his last two sentences.

After he finished speaking, he asked, "Does it really take this long just to get there?"

The hummingbird nodded slightly. "This is already the most ideal state after the calculations."

"What if we don't encounter any animals along the way?" The hummingbird thought that was probably unlikely. In these remote forests where humans rarely venture, encountering large animals was quite common. But after looking up and meeting the eyes of the two people looking at it at the same time, it honestly replied, "If we bring all the necessary tools and no one holds us back, we should be able to shorten the journey to three or four days."

"Okay then!"

Whether the distance is far or the road is difficult to travel, it is not a challenge for her.

But what if you go in, wander around, and still can't find the lair? Then all your efforts will be wasted!
By the time dinner was ready, it was almost completely dark, and the temperature had dropped considerably.

The group gathered around the bonfire to eat, and the solar-powered lights were turned on for supplemental lighting.

Li Jingmo was the first to notice the unusual thing about the short dagger that was placed beside him.

"It's not completely black!"

It wasn't noticeable under the sun during the day, but now, under the lamplight, the originally jet-black blade was gleaming with fine, dense golden light.

Seeing this, the others forgot about their meals and took out their own food to take a look.

Finally, they all turned to look at Jiang Hanying, who was eating her rice without even looking up from her rice bowl.

Li Chengxiao also glanced over, then silently put the meat from his bowl into the bowl and offered to help answer the question: "These weapons all use the same raw material."

Jiang Hanying ate the meat that her cheap master had put on her plate in one bite, and nodded, "Mmm."

Everyone: "..."

Forget it, I feel like it would be a sin to disturb this person's meal!
Also, if we don't eat soon, there will only be soup left in the big pot of rice!
After dinner, the task of taking turns keeping watch was taken over by several men present.

The brothers Li Chengxiao and Li Jingmo kept watch for the first half of the night, while Da Xiong and the doctor were responsible for the second half.

As for the hummingbird, look at its receding hairline, well, this one should just go to sleep.

Jiang Hanying pulled Lin Shuangshuang and Ruoshui into the tent that belonged to the three of them.

I sleep in the car at night.

They happened to each drive an SUV, and they could lie down and sleep by reclining the seats.

It's a bit cramped for three people to sleep in one car, but once we enter the mountains tomorrow, we'll have to sleep in tents or trees for the next few days. Thinking about it that way, sleeping in the car isn't so bad.

After Jiang Hanying and Lin Shuangshuang laid down the seats of the SUV they had driven, Ruoshui brought over three folded sleeping bags and laid them out one by one.

Jiang Hanying sat down directly on the middle sleeping bag, saying, "I'll sleep in the middle, and you two can sleep on either side of me."

She's enjoying herself with two women on either side, no wonder she's like that, hehe!

Ruoshui had no objections, and Lin Shuangshuang had even fewer.

Her body temperature is usually several degrees lower than normal. When she was at Lan Palace, a special experiment was conducted, and her body temperature was even lower when she was asleep than when she was awake.

If she were to sleep next to Ruoshui, given her keen senses, she dared not gamble that the other person wouldn't notice anything amiss all night.

But if you're next to Han Ying, you don't have that concern.

Han Ying was more aware of her abnormalities than Han Ying was of them herself.

But after the three of them actually lay down to sleep side by side in the car...

"Boom!"

The car swayed.

Ruoshui clutched her leg, which she had almost failed to dodge, looking terrified.

If that kick had landed on her, she would have broken her leg before even getting started, right?

When she lay back down, she tried to move to the edge of the bed. She figured it was better to sleep on her side than to get kicked.

Before things had calmed down for long, Lin Shuangshuang opened her eyes and looked speechless.

Each of them had their own sleeping bag, which was just right. She couldn't understand how Jiang Hanying had abandoned her own sleeping bag, sneaked into hers, and then used her hands and feet to cling to her tightly!
When the two of them were awakened by Jiang Hanying's movements, they sat up and couldn't help but look at each other, feeling a deep admiration for the one who was still keeping watch outside.

How can anyone stand sleeping like that?
By the fire.

Li Jingmo yawned, glanced in the direction of the SUV, then rubbed his eyes. "Brother, why did the car where Shuangshuang and the others were resting look like it was swaying? Do you think I'm just too sleepy and my eyes are playing tricks on me?"

Li Chengxiao glanced back, then guiltily touched his nose. "Hmm, you must have seen wrong. Take a nap."