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Chapter 505 Enduring the pain will only hurt my body; a good night's sleep will do the trick.
Qin Beichuan opened the car door and got back into the car.

The first thing I did after sitting down was to turn my head and look at the back seat.

The person's usually neat shirt and pants were now slightly wrinkled, and the top button of the shirt was missing. Judging from the remaining loose threads, it was very likely that the shirt had been torn.

His gaze moved upwards, and he raised an eyebrow.

Her hair was messy, her ears were bright red, and her lips were the worst affected area. They were not only red but also visibly swollen from the side. As for her chin, if I'm not mistaken, those were teeth marks.
Noticing the scrutiny from nearby, Li Chengxiao turned his gaze away from the rapidly disappearing figure outside the car window and gave Qin Beichuan a wink.

Qin Beichuan immediately looked away, picked up the shopping bag beside him, and asked, "Iced or room temperature?"

"icy."

He knew it.

It was worth it for him to bring a chilled bottle.

That's called cleverness!
After Li Chengxiao unscrewed the bottle cap and tilted his head back to drink water, Qin Beichuan noticed through the rearview mirror that there were still several red marks on his neck, especially on his Adam's apple.

Tsk!
After that first taste of meat, it was indeed impossible to stop.

His usual calm and composure became a joke when he encountered the person who had just slipped away!

"Brother, why don't you stay? I don't see many people going in and out of the hotel at this hour. Why don't you come up with me? It's bad for your health to force yourself!"

Jiang Hanying wasn't much better than Li Chengxiao.

Not only did my lips swell and my legs go numb from the kisses, making it hard to breathe, but the area on my lower back that had been caressed and rubbed over and over again was burning hot. My mouth was dry and I felt like I was about to explode, my spirit shattering into dust!
After retrieving the pastries she had stored at the front desk, she immediately took the elevator upstairs. As she exited the elevator and turned into the corridor, she noticed two door gods standing at the door of her room.

"What are you two doing squatting outside my room instead of sleeping in your own rooms?"

"Sister, you're back." Pei Yuan stood up abruptly, but because she had been squatting for too long and stood up too quickly, her vision went black. Luckily, Yue Zhuo was quick-witted and caught her.

Jiang Hanying walked up to them, swiped her card to open the door, and said, "Come in first."

Upon entering the room, Jiang Hanying looked at the pastries in her hand. Normally, she would have tasted a few pieces first, but now she just wanted to drink something cold to cool down.

After changing his shoes and washing his hands, he quickly grabbed a bottle of water from the refrigerator, unscrewed the cap, and tilted his head back to gulp it down.

Pei Yuan turned her head and quickly reminded her, "Sis, a mask!"

Did you just eat salt? How can you be so thirsty?

Jiang Hanying quickly pulled her mask down and gulped down more than half the bottle in one go.

Her red and swollen lips were immediately noticed by the two people next to her.

"Sister, your mouth..."

Pei Yuan blushed and covered Yue Zhuo's mouth with her hand, "Shut up."

She turned around and walked to the refrigerator, opened the freezer compartment, took out a box of ice, went to the bathroom to get a towel, wrapped the ice in it, and handed it to Jiang Hanying, saying, "Sister, use this to soothe your mouth."

Jiang Hanying crushed the empty water bottle in one hand, threw it towards the trash can, and turned to look at the full-length mirror hanging opposite.

She saw herself in the mirror; her hair was still a little wet, her face was redder than the blush Cheng Beibei had applied to her, and her lips were also redder. When she gently pressed them together, they stung a little, so she quickly wrapped an ice cube in a towel and pressed it onto her lips.

Pei Yuan tugged at Yue Zhuo's arm, "Well, it's good that you're back, sister. Yue Zhuo and I will head back now. You should get some rest too."

Let's talk about it tomorrow, she thought, since it seemed that Sister Hanying wasn't in a convenient position to speak right now.

Jiang Hanying was still covering her mouth with a towel, and just waved to the two of them.

After the two left, she grabbed a piece of ice and put it in her mouth. Then she grabbed a few more pieces, slipped them under her clothes, and pressed them against her lower back. Only then could she let out a soft sigh of relief.

It finally feels a bit cooler!

The ice cubes melted faster on the persistently hot skin, "drip, drip..."

The monkey couldn't resist peeking its head out from under the sofa out of curiosity. Before it could even find the source of the dripping sound, it met a pair of slightly reddened eyes.

My body hair stood on end. I wanted to shrink back but didn't dare, so I slowly moved it out little by little.

Upon getting closer, they noticed a somewhat disordered aura emanating from Jiang Hanying, with even her spiritual blood showing signs of boiling.

He quickly pulled out paper and pen from the drawer under the coffee table, and boldly wrote down his question before handing it over: "What did you do before you came back?" Did you go to fight that guy again?
To get to this point, how intense must the fight be?
Jiang Hanying glanced at the words he wrote on the paper, and, suppressing her irritability, recalled, "Filming, eating, beating people up, kissing."

monkey:"……"

This is no ordinary busyness!
Wait a minute, did something weird sneak in from behind?

He mustered his courage and looked up at Jiang Hanying's face. Because he was about to speak, the towel had been removed, and what came into his eyes was a face that exuded spring-like beauty.

After staring blankly for a moment, a sudden inspiration flashed in his mind.

This situation doesn't necessarily mean the fight was too intense; there's another possibility.

Judging from the she-devil's current state, if she doesn't calm down... there's a greater chance she'll use him as a punching bag again, just like last time!
He barely escaped with his life last time, but this time... he dares not gamble!

One wrong move and you could lose your life.

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and wrote on the paper again: "Your method of relief is not very effective."

After reading what it said, Jiang Hanying narrowed her eyes: "You have a better idea?"

"The best way is to find someone to come and sleep with; it'll make you feel refreshed."

Let someone else bear it; he's just a weak and pitiful little monkey right now, he really can't take it!

Jiang Hanying: "..."

With one kick, the monkey was sent flying back under the sofa.

Jiang Hanying took a deep breath, stood up from the sofa, shook the melted ice water off her hands, walked to the mirror, turned around, lifted the already wet hem of her clothes, and twisted her neck to look in the mirror.

A silver sword appeared on his skin, its hilt wrapped around his waist, its tip resting on his spine. It seemed to have grown larger, its shape clearer than ever before.

It seemed as if it could burst out of the body in the blink of an eye.

It feels like it'll be hard to get rid of it anytime soon.

Ice cubes don't seem to be very effective at cooling people down.

Looking back, I saw the suggestions the monkey had written on the paper.

Is this method really feasible?
My palms were so hot I could barely hold them; the ice-cold mineral water I was holding had already gone lukewarm before I could even finish drinking it.

Just as Qin Beichuan was about to start the car, his phone vibrated from behind.

Li Chengxiao took out his phone with his other hand and glanced at it. The message box contained a simple word: 【Come】

The next second, he looked up at the driver's seat.

Qin Beichuan immediately understood and pressed the unlock button on the back door, then took a small box out of the shopping bag and threw it over.

Li Chengxiao pushed open the car door and was about to get out when something was thrown at him. He instinctively caught it, but when he saw what it was...

"Planning ahead is what I learned, Brother Xiao, you're the one who taught me that."

Li Chengxiao: "..."

But he never thought he would use it for this!
On the other side, after Jiang Hanying sent the message, she pulled the monkey out from under the sofa, stuffed it into a bag, and carried it out the door.

He walked all the way to Yue Zhuo's room and knocked.

Yue Zhuo was just about to go to sleep when she heard a knock on the door. She went to open it, but before she could see who was standing outside, a still-wriggling bag was shoved into her arms.

"give it to you."

Yue Zhuo: "..."

monkey:"……"

This "use and discard" approach is simply brilliant!

But at least I survived!