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Chapter 466 Use my towel, give me a kiss.

When Jiang Hanying came out of the bathroom after washing up, she saw that the living room, which she and the monkey had made a mess of last night, was now clean and tidy.

After all that fuss she did, the monkey was probably too weak to even move, so it's obvious who cleaned it up.

As I passed the sofa, I heard breathing coming from underneath it, and I paused. "You stuffed the monkey under there?"

Li Chengxiao had just finished setting out breakfast when he heard the voice and turned around. "I was thinking that we should keep the existence of the monkey a secret from Pei Yuan and Yue Zhuo, right?"

Jiang Hanying nodded, "It usually sleeps under the sofa too."

"I've put those papers on the coffee table in the bottom drawer. You can eat first. Do you have any disposable toiletries?"

Jiang Hanying pointed to the bathroom, walked to the dining table, sat down in the chair that had been pulled out earlier, and began to eat seriously.

Li Chengxiao walked into the bathroom, glanced at the slightly messy washbasin that had just been used, and habitually tidied it up before taking out the disposable toiletries from the mirror cabinet and starting to wash up.

Jiang Hanying heard the water in the bathroom stop, then turned around and reminded her, "By the way, don't use the white towel in the bathroom to wipe your face, that's the hotel's. Use the pink one, that's mine."

Upon hearing this, Li Chengxiao shifted his hand, which was about to grab a towel, to the left and took the pink towel with small flowers printed on the corners.

After wiping my face, I washed it again, wrung it out, and hung it back on the towel rack.

the other side.

Pei Yuan waited until Yue Zhuo got up and opened the door for her. "Yue Zhuo, I have something to tell you..."

Looking up, what comes into view is a firm, honey-colored chest, with well-defined pectoral muscles that are not exaggerated. Above that is a sleepy face with its eyes half-closed.

He stopped speaking before he could finish.

The next second, her face flushed crimson and her ears turned bright red.

Pei Yuan quickly covered her eyes, but couldn't help peeking open a couple of cracks, "Why aren't you wearing the pajamas I bought you last night to bed?!"

"It wasn't comfortable to sleep in, so I took it off."

"Then put on some clothes before you open the door for me!"

"I, I'm in a hurry to open the door, I'll put it on right away."

After Yue Zhuo hurriedly put on a short-sleeved shirt, Pei Yuan secretly swallowed and pretended to lower her hand from her eyes, fanning herself as she went in. "Yue Zhuo, I have a question for you. Last night, we waited for Han Ying to come back in her room. Did she come back alone?"

Yue Zhuo was taken aback by the question, and looked at Pei Yuan with a hesitant expression.

"Sister Yuanyuan, you, you're out of your mind..."

Pei Yuan glared at her, "Just answer me or no."

"He came back alone."

"But when I knocked on Sister Hanying's door just now, it was Instructor Li who opened it for me!"

"what?"

The two looked at each other for a moment in the entryway.

So here's the question: how did people suddenly appear?

Before she could figure this out, Yue Zhuo clutched her lower abdomen and said, "Sister Yuanyuan, I need to pee."

Pei Yuan: "...You go wash up first, I'll go get breakfast, we'll eat in the room and then go to Han Ying's place."

Although I was incredibly curious about how Instructor Li ended up in Sister Hanying's room, it was best not to be a third wheel.

"Thank you, Sister Yuanyuan."

Li Chengxiao pulled out the chair opposite Jiang Hanying and sat down.

Jiang Hanying pushed the portion of steamed buns she had specially reserved for him toward him.

"You eat by yourself. I'll probably have to buy breakfast for the people in the courtyard on my way back."

Jiang Hanying released the straw from her mouth and said fiercely, "Are you driving on an empty stomach? Eat what I tell you to eat, eat now!"

Li Chengxiao glanced at her, then silently picked up his chopsticks and took out a steamed bun.

After finishing her meal and drinking a glass of water, Jiang Hanying nodded in satisfaction, leaned back in her chair, and looked up at her cheap owner, who had put down his chopsticks and started clearing the tableware. "Did you see what the monkey wrote?" Li Chengxiao paused. "I took a look while I was clearing the table."

"Did you remember anything? When you saw Canglan and Ciyuan?"

Li Chengxiao gently shook his head.

Although she was mentally prepared that her cheap master had sealed her memories so thoroughly that she had forgotten them all, and that it would be difficult to recover them, she was still a little disappointed.

"Is Canglan the other world you mentioned before?"

“Hmm,” Jiang Hanying nodded listlessly, then suddenly remembered something, “Actually, I’m a bit like a monkey.”

Li Chengxiao was about to wipe the table with two tissues when he heard her words and recalled the contents of the paper. In a flash, a thought struck him: "Possession?"

"That's right, but he found this dying baby monkey while he was being chased. I ended up in this body without even realizing it, when she was trying to commit suicide."

Li Chengxiao had also investigated this experience and even suspected that the person's personality had changed drastically. Although it could be explained by the fact that he had suffered a major shock that led to schizophrenia, he had a feeling from the beginning that this was not the reason.

Now, I finally got the answer from the person in charge.

"The monkey, who is actually Yuan Qingzhuo, was called Song Ciyuan in the Canglan Realm?"

"Yes, he's a little bastard. Although he was also used, flies don't land on eggs without cracks, so he deserves to end up like this. I was going to kill him last night, but he still has some connection with the guy who took over his body, so I had to spare his life."

"He was honest with you about these things last night, probably because he wanted to use you to get his body back."

Jiang Hanying suddenly realized: "No wonder he dared to admit that he was Song Ciyuan. Wasn't he afraid of being beaten to death by me? So that's what he was planning."

"You can keep it, but you can't be too careful."

Jiang Hanying glanced at the sofa and said, "If you dare to lie, just beat you up a few times and you'll behave."

The monkey, who had just woken up from lying under the sofa, heard Jiang Hanying's words: "..."

Hug my trembling little body!

He didn't think that the beating Jiang Hanying mentioned was the ordinary kind of beating where every punch lands on your skin.

It's the kind of beating that could knock his spirit seed out of the monkey's body and then stuff it back in.

After a few more visits, he won't even need to think about getting his body back; his soul will simply dissipate!

The knock on the door sounded again.

Li Chengxiao had just finished cleaning the dining table when he turned around and went to open the door again.

When Pei Yuan saw Instructor Li come to open the door again, she was much calmer. "Good morning, Instructor Li."

Yue Zhuo also greeted him, "Good morning, Brother Shu Heng."

Li Chengxiao glanced at him, said nothing, just nodded, and stepped aside to let the two of them in.

Pei Yuan stepped inside first, and a quick glance revealed a clean dining table and living room. Without a doubt, Instructor Li had cleaned them.

"Um..." In the past, when she came in, she would first tidy up the room, then have a meal, report on today's schedule, and check the things she brought to work.

But now that Instructor Li was in the room, she suddenly didn't know what to do.

Li Chengxiao naturally noticed this as well, and simply said, "You guys go ahead with your work, I'm going back."

Jiang Hanying got up and saw him to the door. Just as he opened the door to leave, she said, "Wait."

Li Chengxiao turned around.

"kiss Me."

Li Chengxiao: "..."

in the room.

Pei Yuan rubbed her ears, which were starting to burn again, and quickly exchanged a glance with Yue Zhuofei, who was standing to the side, before looking away. She couldn't help but secretly glance at the two people who were intimately close by the door, oblivious to everyone else.

No, it was only Sister Hanying who seemed oblivious to everyone else. Although Instructor Li cooperated, it was clear that he was still somewhat reserved.

But that really shows they don't treat them like outsiders!