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Chapter 464 The sword is angry; if you don't keep your word, I'll kiss you to death.

Li Chengxiao sat up and pressed his right palm, which had suddenly started throbbing.

Subconsciously, I gently stroked the mark on my palm again and again.

Jiang Hanying was tossing and turning in bed. She used to fall asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow, but now she couldn't sleep at all.

Just because she doesn't like to use her brain doesn't mean she can't use her brain.

The moment the spirit seed separated from the monkey's body, she was able to confirm its identity.

She had always thought that Song Ciyuan, that bastard, had died by her sword, but she never expected that he would return to his original world and live on in a miserable state.

And that guy who's been hiding behind Song Ciyuan—she now has reason to suspect that he's using Song Ciyuan to stir up trouble and turn the Canglan Realm into a quagmire.

But what's the purpose?
Is it simply that they treat the Canglan Realm as a game world?

That's even more hateful!

And then there's the cheap master. She originally thought that the cheap master abandoning her and running to this world was random, but now, there's Song Ciyuan, a guy who tricked Song Ciyuan into being a monkey hiding in the shadows, and corpse worms. So many things related to the Canglan Realm. The cheap master clearly has a clear purpose. Maybe he sensed something was wrong and chased after her all the way here!
He abandoned her before leaving and then lost his memory in this world, so he probably already sensed the danger of this trip and that the enemy was even more unpredictable and hard to find.

Great, now there's one more person to be angry about.

She's the kind of person who's afraid of danger—no, swords?

If we hadn't brought her along, she would have found her way here on her own!
The phone next to her pillow vibrated. Jiang Hanying turned over, picked it up, looked at it, pouted, and chose to hang up for the first time.

But soon, the screen lit up again.

She hesitated for a moment, then hung up.

Jian is still angry, and it won't be easy to appease him.

After hanging up, Jiang Hanying didn't put the phone back. She closed her eyes and waited for a while, but the phone didn't vibrate again.

Did you accidentally tap the screen and get hung up?

She opened one eye and glanced at the screen, but there was no response.

They didn't call back?
She simply threw off the blanket that was already rolled up like a pretzel, sat up, and stared at the phone screen in her hand without blinking.

the other side.

Just as Li Jingmo was about to turn off the light and rest, she heard the sound of a door opening and closing coming from the next room. She paused in her action of turning off the light, turned her head, pulled back the curtains, and looked into the yard.

Then I saw my younger brother hurrying towards the gate.

He quickly opened the window and called out, "Where are you going so late?"

Li Chengxiao paused as he walked out, then turned around and saw his brother's head sticking out of the window. "Hanying isn't answering my calls."

Li Jingmo: "...It's already this late, she has to work early tomorrow morning, she's probably already asleep. Besides, didn't you two just break up?"

She hung up on me twice.

Li Jingmo immediately changed the subject, "Did you make her angry?"

Li Chengxiao remained silent; could he say he didn't know either?

He sensed from the mark on Jiang Hanying's palm that she seemed to have suddenly become very irritable, so he called her to ask what was wrong, but she hung up on him.

This was the first time something like this had happened, and he couldn't help but feel nervous.

"Then go quickly, be careful on the road, and try to appease everyone you meet." He paused, then added, "Don't come back if you can't appease them."

Li Chengxiao: "...Okay, I'm leaving. You should get some rest."

After waiting a few minutes, just as Jiang Hanying was about to call back because she couldn't hold on any longer, she suddenly had a thought and sensed the location of her cheap master.

This location is clearly not in Que Lu's courtyard, and it's getting closer and closer to her.

The cheap owner came straight over?
"boom!"

The monkey, still lying listlessly on the coffee table, tried to look up towards the bedroom. He saw a figure rushing out like a gust of wind, passing by him without even glancing at him, and reaching the door in the blink of an eye.

After putting on her hat and mask that she had thrown in the entryway, Jiang Hanying wrapped herself in a bathrobe she had hastily put on and opened the door to go out.

monkey:"……"

Is this the time to take action?

Can't you even wait one night?

But who goes around in a bathrobe?
It struggled to keep up, but as soon as it reached the edge of the coffee table, it slipped and fell headfirst, hitting its head directly on the sofa leg, instantly seeing stars.

At the same time, I heard the sound of a door closing, and my consciousness vanished into darkness.

Li Chengxiao braked to a stop, quickly unbuckled his seatbelt, pushed open the car door, and ran towards the roadside tree ahead.

Jiang Hanying was squatting by the roadside, teasing the stray cat that had bumped into her foot and instantly pretended to be dead with a tree branch, when a dark shadow fell in front of her. She looked up at it.

Li Chengxiao, who was running a bit too fast and was a little out of breath, stopped and took a deep breath, looking down at the person and cat in front of him. When he met Jiang Hanying's eyes as she looked up, the question he was going to ask, "Why didn't you answer the phone?" suddenly stuck in his throat.

His gaze fell on her bathrobe. "Why didn't you wear more clothes before coming out?"

"It's thick, and not cold."

As Jiang Hanying spoke, she took the hand that her cheap master had extended and stood up. She glanced at her hand, which was now being held tightly in her grasp, and pursed her lips before saying, "Actually, if you call one more time, I'll answer."

Li Chengxiao simply hummed in agreement and pulled her toward the car. "Not in a good mood?"

"hold head high."

"Get in the car first, and tell me what you want to say?"

The stray cat, which had been pretending to be dead, quietly opened its eyes and looked at the two humans who were walking further and further away. Suddenly, it flipped itself up and quickly slipped into the roadside bushes.

Oh my god, that almost scared Mimi to death!

"I suddenly discovered there was a scoundrel who was hiding incredibly well. The culprit I originally thought was just a manipulated tool, but I only realized that now!" Jiang Hanying said, grinding her teeth and glaring angrily at the person sitting in front of her. "And there's something even more infuriating: this scoundrel just abandoned me without a word!" She finished with a heavy snort. Now you know how angry and upset she was, right?

Li Chengxiao: "..."

Although no names were mentioned, the implication couldn't be clearer.

Regardless of the reasons behind it, all he needs to do now is say, "It's my fault. I didn't consider your feelings."

"You really know you're wrong?"

"I really understand."

"Will you abandon me again in the future?"

Looking into those eyes so close to his, a sudden pang of pain shot through his heart. Li Chengxiao merely frowned slightly, but it didn't stop him from quickly replying, "No, I will never abandon you."

"What about fighting bad guys?"

Li Chengxiao hesitated for only a second before seeing Jiang Hanying narrow her eyes, "I'll take you with me."

Jiang Hanying then gave him a smile, pulled out her phone from her pocket and waved it, "I recorded it all. If you don't keep your word..."

Just as Li Chengxiao was about to say that he would never go back on his word, he saw the still slightly swollen lips in front of him open and close, saying, "I'll kiss you to death!"

Li Chengxiao: "..."

Are you sure this is punishment?

"okay."

With this assurance, the overused brain finally gets a break, and most importantly, the cheap owner is within easy reach. The drowsiness that had been suppressed by anger and frustration suddenly surges back.

Li Chengxiao was just thinking about who the villains and tools Jiang Hanying was talking about were when he heard a soft snoring sound coming from the side.

He turned his head and fell silent.

Could you fall asleep any faster?

"Go back to sleep?"

Jiang Hanying: "Phew!"

Looking at the cramped interior of the car, I thought about just sitting there and sleeping all night... Oh well!
Fortunately, there were hardly any people coming in or out of the hotel as it was close to midnight. Li Chengxiao used the room card he found in Jiang Hanying's pocket to carry the person on his back, who was always firmly on his back whether she was asleep or drunk, and entered the hotel, took the elevator, and finally stood at the door of the room.

As I reached out to swipe my card to open the door, the door to the next room suddenly opened.

Yun Fan was carrying the bag of barbecue takeout she had just finished eating, preparing to go out and dispose of the body, when she heard a noise, turned her head and looked next door, her eyes widening in shock.

"you……"

Li Chengxiao raised his hand and gestured for her to be quiet. Only then did Yun Fan see the person on his back. The half-face peeking out from under the hat was none other than Jiang Hanying.

He immediately whispered a guarantee: "I didn't see anything."

Li Chengxiao nodded to her and pushed open the door to enter the room.

As soon as I entered, I saw a messy coffee table with papers scattered everywhere.

He paused as he passed by, first taking the person to the bedroom, putting them on the bed, and covering them with a blanket before he could finally tidy up.

However, as he organized the paper, he slowed down and looked thoughtfully at the messy information made up of the ugly words on the paper.

Now he decided not to leave and was about to sit down and continue reading when he felt something strange under his feet.

Looking down, he raised an eyebrow, bent down and picked up a monkey that had fainted, with a noticeable bump on its forehead.

Look at the monkey, then look at the words on the paper in your hand.

Monkey, word...

He said that Han Ying couldn't write such ugly characters, so the writing on the paper must have been done by a monkey.
I can't finish writing anymore. I'll post the second chapter around 3 PM. Those of you who are staying up late, please get some rest after reading. Goodnight!