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Chapter 419 I'm serious about playing games, so are you angry?
Chapter 419 I'm serious about playing games, so are you angry?
A minute can feel both very long and very short.
As Jiang Hanying raised her head, she released her grip and looked at her cheap owner, who was still lying quietly as if he had forgotten how to breathe. She reminded him, "Okay, there's no smell now. You can breathe."
Looking at the small tent in front of them again, he said, "What do you think about us pretending to be paralyzed and unconscious, so that they can come in and lower their guard, and then we can launch a surprise attack?"
This method sounds much more interesting than just going out and running into someone and getting into a fight.
Li Chengxiao propped himself up on his arms and sat up halfway. He had been lying there for a while and his whole body was stiff, especially during the last minute...
Looking at the person in front of him, who was just as enthusiastic as before about how to play next, he nodded a beat slower than usual, his eyes seeming to suppress something, and finally just gave a low "hmm".
After receiving a response of agreement, Jiang Hanying turned around and pulled the curtain back, lay down on her sleeping bag, closed her eyes, and pretended to be unconscious.
Li Chengxiao: "..."
It's clear that this person is taking the game very seriously.
Once both of them closed their eyes and pretended to be unconscious, the monkey crouching in the corner finally lowered its paws, which had been pretending to cover its eyes, revealing a complex expression in its golden eyes.
The way things have developed is truly astounding; there's nothing Jiang Hanying can't do, only things she couldn't have imagined.
It does things that are often beyond its expectations!
Fortunately, it was just an observer; Li Chengxiao was the one who directly experienced Jiang Hanying's various shocking actions.
After exclaiming, it closed its eyes, tilted to the side, and decisively played dead.
With its current small size, it wouldn't even be enough for those two adult corpse-laying worms to eat in one bite.
I'd better not join in the fun.
Soon, there was a rustling sound outside the tent.
Bai Xiaoliu couldn't wait to cut open the tent and go inside, but Bai Lao Er quickly stopped him.
"What's the rush? Let's listen to what's going on first."
Bai Xiaoliu had no choice but to suppress his eagerness and listen carefully by pressing his ear against the tent.
"There was no sound at all, only breathing. Second Uncle, aren't you being too cautious? Judging from the scent you released, how many people could withstand it without collapsing if they were caught off guard?"
Bai Lao Er snorted, somewhat pleased but still unable to resist giving a lecture: "This isn't our original world anymore. I'm just telling you to be careful in everything so you can live longer, and maybe even return to your original world."
"I think the world is pretty good."
"That's because you haven't seen the original world. Alright, let's not talk about that anymore, let's go inside."
After confirming that the person inside the tent was unconscious, the uncle and nephew raised their voices even louder.
Li Chengxiao, lying outside, heard everything clearly. Upon hearing the descriptions of the original world and the present world, his heart stirred.
Fortunately, I managed to keep my breathing rhythm from becoming disordered.
The tent door was quietly opened, and two figures walked in one after the other.
Bai Xiaoliu glanced at Li Chengxiao lying outside, then turned and walked towards the direction from which another breathing sound came from.
He hated Jiang Hanying the most, who almost killed him.
But this time, he has his second uncle backing him up, Jiang Hanying, hehe!
Looking at Jiang Hanying lying unconscious on the sleeping bag, completely at his mercy, Bai Xiaoliu's lips curled into a cruel smile. "You thought you were so tough? You've still fallen into my hands. Just you wait, this time I'll make you wish you were dead..."
"Alright," Bai Lao Er frowned, interrupting his unfinished harsh words, "Hurry up and take the person away, clean up the traces first."
Bai Xiaoliu had no choice but to shut up and obediently do as he was told.
Jiang Hanying was about to make a move, but upon hearing this, she barely managed to control her already itching hand.
She had just realized that the tent did restrict her performance, and if she accidentally tore the tent, Pei Yuan wouldn't be able to explain it when she came over tomorrow.
You can't exactly say that she and her cheap owner had a dream about fighting in the middle of the night, can you?
Thinking this, she simply let Bai Xiaoliu roughly hoist her onto his shoulder.
That's great, I don't have to walk by myself anymore!
Actually, Bai Xiaoliu wanted to just drag her away, but his second uncle wouldn't allow him to leave any obvious traces. He didn't want to carry or carry Jiang Hanying, so he had no choice but to carry her on his back.
On the other side, Uncle Bai hoisted Li Chengxiao onto his shoulder as well, then turned and deliberately walked out with slightly messy steps. The tent was set up on the grass, so the footprints weren't very clear. With the messy steps, the chaotic footprints were impossible to tell whose they were.
After leaving the tent, the uncle and nephew each carried a person as if they were carrying a sack of cotton, seemingly unaffected by the weight, and quickly ran towards the rocky beach.
Upon reaching the rocky beach, Bai Xiaoliu, who had been carrying Jiang Hanying all the way, was already impatient and reached out to throw her off his shoulder.
"Go down, you!"
He didn't care whether Jiang Hanying would get hurt if she was hit directly and fell into the pile of rocks; in fact, he was happy to see it happen.
As long as you don't die instantly from the fall, it's fine.
Even though Li Chengxiao already knew that Jiang Hanying was faking her unconsciousness, when he caught a glimpse of Bai Xiaoliu about to throw her away, his heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously warned, "Be careful."
Jiang Hanying had already taken action when he spoke up to remind her.
She reached out and grabbed Bai Xiaoliu's arm, which was right in front of her. Before Bai Xiaoliu could scream in pain, she had already firmly planted her weight on the uneven pile of stones before letting go.
She also glanced at the arm that hadn't been pulled off by her, "It's pretty sturdy."
Bai Xiaoliu clutched her arm, which felt like it was about to break, and her eyes reddened.
Half of it was pain, and the other half was anger.
Looking at Li Chengxiao, who also managed to break free from his second uncle's control at the first moment, and stood back to back with Jiang Hanying with clear eyes, how could anyone not understand?
He was so angry he almost ground his teeth to powder: "You're faking it! You weren't unconscious at all!"
"Yeah, so tell me, aren't you angry?"
"Ah!" Bai Xiaoliu roared, unable to contain himself any longer, "How dare you play me? I'll fight you to the death!"
Although Uncle Bai had remained silent and unlike his nephew who was always loud and boisterous, his face was now quite gloomy and frightening.
He'd lived all these years, and yet he'd been fooled by these two youngsters.
If this gets back to his clan, he'll lose all face!
Only the dead can keep this secret.
Without saying a word, he immediately unleashed his killing move.
Both uncle and nephew employ a direct offensive style of play with absolutely no defense.
Anyway, they can heal quickly even if they are injured. Just like Bai Xiaoliu's arm that was almost torn off by Jiang Hanying, it was back to normal in just a few breaths.
Why bother with defense? Getting injured is fine, it won't kill you anyway.
They just want these two people in front of them to die!
However, Bai Xiaoliu still had some reservations.
He dared to do whatever he wanted while Jiang Hanying was unconscious, but now that Jiang Hanying was awake and full of fighting spirit, he felt a little uneasy.
Second Uncle had never seen Jiang Hanying beat Ge Dahai half to death, leaving his wounds unable to heal, but he had witnessed it with his own eyes.
Seeing Jiang Hanying draw a short sword, he hesitated for a moment.
Jiang Hanying immediately noticed, deliberately twirling her sword, her face full of disdain and mockery: "Scared already? Too late!"
"Second uncle!"
He wants to change his opponent!
Bai Lao Er almost couldn't resist taking a moment to punch his nephew.
With that kind of guts, you still want revenge?
Despite her anger, she was about to move forward when Li Chengxiao blocked her path with a dagger he carried with him.
"Your opponent is me."
The older one is clearly more powerful than the younger one, so how could he possibly let him deal with Jiang Hanying?
"Then you go die first!"
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