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Chapter 383 Woman, You Have No Heart, The Cheap Master's Cold Joke

"Hanging up, that's so rude!"

"You expect them to be polite?" Li Chengxiao said speechlessly, taking the communicator from her hand, throwing it on the ground, and crushing it with his foot.

Once he was sure it was completely shattered, he turned his back to Jiang Hanying, bent his knees slightly, and said, "Come on up, I'll take you down the mountain."

Jiang Hanying's eyes lit up, and she immediately stopped caring about Li Zhi's rudeness. Without hesitation, she jumped onto her cheap master's back and automatically found the most comfortable position with her hands and feet.

Li Chengxiao felt a weight on his left shoulder, and hot breath sprayed on his neck. Turning his head, he saw that the person who had just kicked someone so fiercely that he knocked them unconscious was now like a cat that had suddenly run out of power, lying on his shoulder and dozing off.

Even without touching the forehead, just by the temperature emanating from the breath on the side of the neck, one can clearly feel that the other person is still in a state of high fever.

Li Chengxiao dared not delay. After standing still to determine the direction, he quickly ran towards the deserted village at the foot of the mountain.

The monkey that had been quietly following behind the two: "..."

So it was completely forgotten?

After all, it was the wrong payment!

However, while silently lamenting, it still obediently continued to follow.

Although those people withdrew, they only realized that the target had changed from one to two, making them more difficult to deal with, and that their own manpower was still being lost. That's why they had no choice but to stop dealing with the two people in front.

This does not mean that the mountains and forests are completely safe.

If it accidentally gets separated from its companion, the consequences for it are still unimaginable.

Previously, it took Jiang Hanying almost two hours to bring the monkey up the mountain to meet up with its cheap master. It was because she followed the location of its cheap master, which she sensed, and actually took a lot of detours. That was because Li Chengxiao deliberately took that route to avoid those who were chasing him, and he also lured Jiang Hanying, who had come to join in the fun, into the trap.

This time, the descent was different. Prioritizing speed, Li Chengxiao took the Que family's exploratory route, optimizing it to its shortest length and on relatively flat terrain. This way, he reached the foot of the mountain in less than an hour.

Upon entering the deserted village again and approaching the village temple, Li Chengxiao, who had assumed Jiang Hanying was already asleep, suddenly spoke up, "What's going on with that child in the village temple?"

Li Chengxiao paused, knowing without asking that Jiang Hanying had already seen the child when she passed through the deserted village before heading up the mountain. He explained directly, "That child must have escaped from Lan Palace. When I saw him, I originally planned to take him to the hospital to check his injuries, but not far from Lan Palace, Que Zhiyun alerted me that a suspicious vehicle was following us. I thought it would be inconvenient and dangerous to shake off those people with him, so I asked Que Zhiyun to help me find a safe place to drop the child off first. I'll distract those people and hopefully resolve the situation before coming back to pick him up."

"Que Zhiyun recommended this deserted village to you?"

"Yes, no one lives in this village, and it's right at the foot of the mountain. No one knows Que Mountain better than the Que family."

Jiang Hanying looked up and glanced in the direction of the village temple. "There are so many uninhabited houses in this village, how did you come up with the idea of ​​hiding him in this village temple?"

"I thought that with that fierce-looking Vajra there, the child shouldn't be too scared on his own."

Jiang Hanying immediately pursed her lips, feeling a little guilty.

The owner, fearing the child would be frightened, found a Vajra statue to keep him company.

But she went in and scared everyone out.

However, the child can't speak right now, so he probably can't complain to his cheap owner, right?
Once they can speak again, they'll probably forget about it.

It's best to forget about it.

Upon arriving at the village temple, feeling a little guilty, Jiang Hanying took the initiative to jump off her cheap host's back.

"You go in and bring him out; I won't go in."

Li Chengxiao turned his head to look at her, nodded, and bent down to enter the village temple.

He first bowed hastily to the wrathful Vajra statue, then went around to the back and saw the child still obediently curled up inside, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's okay, come out."

The child, who was so sleepy but dared not actually fall asleep and was in a half-asleep state, suddenly jolted awake at the sound of a familiar voice. All sleepiness vanished, and the child crawled out of the gap using both hands and feet.

Li Chengxiao didn't mind his dirty little hands and took them in his hand as they left the village temple.

As soon as the child stepped out of the village temple gate, he saw Jiang Hanying waiting outside with her arms crossed, and his steps faltered.

"Where's your car?"

"We're not far from here."

“Then I’ll go over there.” After saying that, Jiang Hanying didn’t forget to look down and meet the child’s eyes, her gaze carrying a hidden threat.

Child:"……"

It turns out that the older sister who scared him by saying there was a snake on his head and the older brother who saved him were actually good friends!

Exactly, how come their personalities are so different?
A tiny person, a big question!

Li Chengxiao's car was parked in an abandoned yard where one wall had collapsed. The tall weeds in the yard completely covered the pure black sedan.

He went in first and drove the car out. Jiang Hanying immediately opened the passenger seat, sat down, and fastened her seatbelt.

The child didn't need any help; after opening the back door and sitting down, he followed Jiang Hanying's example and fastened his seatbelt.

Just as Li Chengxiao was about to drive away, Jiang Hanying remembered that she seemed to have forgotten something. "Wait, roll down the rear window."

As soon as the car window rolled down, a golden shadow darted in and landed on the empty seat next to the child.

Pointing at the seat in front of him, he opened his mouth and began to complain, "Ahhh..."

Child:"……"

Completely dumbfounded!

Jiang Hanying rubbed her ears, annoyed by the noise, and turned to glare at him, "Shut up, I just remembered you!"

monkey:"……"

Listen to this, listen to this, what kind of talk is this?

It was so close, so very close, that it was so cruelly abandoned!

Can't it just vent its frustrations a little?
You woman, you have no heart at all!

Jiang Hanying responded that she never had a heart to begin with.

She only has a sword, so where does her heart come from?
Guilt is something that's impossible for her.

Li Chengxiao slightly eased off the accelerator, and the monkey, who was standing in the back seat with his hands on his hips, immediately fell backward.

Very well, let's bully it, one or two at a time!

The monkey is going to become withdrawn!
As the car drove back to the city, Jiang Hanying dozed off for a while. When she woke up, she found that the car was driving in a narrow alley, not at all on the way back to her hotel.

"Where are you going?"

"see a doctor."

Jiang Hanying raised her hand and touched her forehead. "I think I'm almost fully recovered, so I don't need to see a doctor anymore."

Li Chengxiao glanced at her sideways. "Let's see what happens first. Don't worry, we're not going to the hospital, it's a private clinic run by someone we know. And this child, we need to get him checked out too." He gestured to the child who was already fast asleep in the back seat.

Jiang Hanying had no objections.

The car drove all the way to the end of the alley and finally stopped at the gate of what looked like an ordinary residential courtyard. Jiang Hanying got out of the car and looked at the gate in front of her. She looked left and right but couldn't tell that it was actually a clinic.

Turning around, I saw the cheap owner carrying a sleeping child out.

Should we knock?

"The sixth door nail from top to bottom and from left to right is the doorbell."

Jiang Hanying did as she was told, and surprisingly, she actually managed to press down what looked like an ordinary door nail.

"Why are they all sixth? Is there any special meaning behind it?"

"No, because the person who lives here is named Que Lu."

Is there a missing sixth position?
Jiang Hanying: "..."

This is the first time I've heard my cheap owner tell a lame joke.

It's actually quite cold!
Let's not talk about it anymore!