The Infinite Uchiha.
Chapter 15: Mysterious Gate of Heaven and Earth
Chapter 15: Mysterious Gate of Heaven and Earth
Mysterious gate of heaven and earth?
"I didn't expect the Lord God to be so retro."
After hearing Fang Xiu slowly give the answer, Tang Tian, who was also from Zhongzhou, was stunned for a moment and said in surprise:
"I don't favor the Western science fiction worldview, I also like our classical fairy tale worldview."
"Alas, I was so bored at the construction site before, and I watched a lot of old Hong Kong movies to kill time..."
"Fuck! Fuso Ghost King!!! This thing must be hard to kill, what should I do? Big brother, save me!"
Mumbling to himself, Tang Tian is such a chatterbox.
However, he was indeed right.
Fang Xiu had also read "The Mysterious Gate of Heaven and Earth", and the ultimate BOSS, the Fuso Ghost King, was indeed difficult to deal with.
The story line is very clear——
The story begins during the reign of Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty.
Shi Shi (played by Joey Wong) is dressing in front of a bronze mirror, looking very melancholy. On the other side, the villagers are worshiping a giant paper man, and the atmosphere is weird.
It turned out that Shi Shi, whose parents had both passed away, was going to marry the Fusang Ghost King and have a ghost marriage. After she finished dressing up, she rode a horse and led the team towards the forest where the Ghost King was.
Soon, the ghost appeared.
The entire wedding party died.
After completing the killing, the Fuso Ghost King liked Shi Shi very much, and called her his beloved concubine with a grin. However, taking advantage of her moment of pride and arrogance, Shi Shi took out a knife and tried to kill her back.
But how could a mortal's power harm the Ghost King? Of course, it failed.
Shi Shi was transformed into a ghost princess!
Coincidentally, the hermit from Caolu (played by Lin Zhengying) passed by with his apprentice Xiaogui and came to slay the ghost.
However, the Fuso Ghost King was too powerful and didn't want to fight, so he took Shi Shi and fled away.
After a brief fight, the unprepared hermit in the thatched cottage realized that he could not defeat the Ghost King head-on and needed to find someone for help. It would be best if he could use the power of the imperial court to suppress the evil spirit!
On the other hand, Ma Shangfeng, a court general played by Dasha, is silly and stupid, but suddenly he receives an imperial order and is promoted three levels to the first rank.
But before he could be happy, he was ordered by the eunuch to get rid of the Fuso ghost within seven days and protect the people.
Dasha was extremely depressed and drank to drown his sorrows.
At this time, his master reported that there was a true immortal living in seclusion nearby, and his Taoism was unfathomable.
So, the two of them went to the mountain to visit, but they only found a shabby thatched hut that could barely accommodate a dog. When they pushed the door open, they discovered that there was a vast world inside, with pavilions and attics.
During this time, Dasha acted foolishly and saw the hermit in the thatched cottage split the teacup into two with the mysterious light of his fingers without a drop of water leaking out. He thought it was a trick and was about to get angry, but he was transformed into a villain on the spot and was completely convinced.
But when he heard that he had to sacrifice his life to deal with the Ghost King, Dasha became afraid and decided to abandon his official position and run away. Before leaving, he stole the holy water from the hermit in the thatched cottage and ran to a brothel to have one last bit of fun.
However, the drug was too strong and he fell into a coma due to suspended animation.
And everything was within the calculations of the hermit in the thatched cottage.
Through white-hearted deception, the monk successfully made Dasha believe that he was dead, and he was willing to serve as the Golden Armored Guardian and work with the Silver Armored Guardian Little Turtle to fight against the Fuso Ghost King.
The second battle started. The controlled ghost princess Shi Shi died first. The ghost king was furious. The forces of good and evil collided, triggering the power of the stars. The gate of time and space opened, and everyone was teleported to Hong Kong in the 1980s...
Among them, the seriously injured thatched cottage monk fell into the filming location and caused a lot of trouble. He was taken to a mental hospital by the actors, and happened to meet the reincarnation of the ghost princess Shi Shi - Dean Wang.
Dasha and Xiaogui, two apprentices and guardians, were teleported to a church.
The same is true for the Fuso Ghost King.
However, the latter was in a very bad state and encountered a strong force of faith, so he was sealed by the Holy Cross on the spot.
After a series of twists and turns, the battle between good and evil that lasted for hundreds of years will begin again, and the ghost king will have the upper hand. At the critical moment, Dean Wang recalled his past life and stabbed the Fuso ghost with a knife again.
This time, the Ghost King failed to resist and died!
The master and his two disciples completed their merits, and the mysterious gate of heaven and earth opened, transporting them back to ancient times.
Ending: The police finally arrive, and it turns out that the reincarnations of the master and his two disciples are all policemen.
——Wang Zuxian is indeed beautiful, especially in some close-ups, but she looks like Nie Xiaoqian no matter how you look at her.
——Dasha’s acting is really good, he is silly and funny.
——Lin Zhengying is suitable for playing the role of Taoist masters.
The above is Fang Xiu’s recollection of the entire plot, plus his personal evaluation.
"That's pretty much it."
"Strictly speaking, this is a comedy movie."
God's Square.
On a circular table, Fang Xiu had already exchanged for a projector and was playing the original film without commentary or deletions to the members of the Shazhou team, trying to make them understand the oriental background.
"But the problem is, if the Fuso Ghost King really shows up and we need to deal with him, it won't be a comedy at all, it will be a nightmare!"
As a native of Zhongzhou, Tang Tian, who naturally has cultural advantages, couldn't help but sigh, "Alas, that's the Ghost King. Even the court can't do anything about it. You know... in this context, the emperor has the final say."
As he said this, he glanced at the three foreigners next to him.
Odebiao, Emil, and Haida all had solemn expressions, but their confidence was not on the verge of collapse like Tang Tian - they hadn't even entered the dungeon yet, and they were already losing their composure.
"Captain, what is luck?" The Arab girl with light blue eyes raised her hand.
"In traditional Chinese culture, luck is a complex and profound concept that involves the rise and fall and changes of individuals, families, countries and even the universe. It can be understood as an invisible internal force that affects the development of all things."
Fang Xiu sorted out his thoughts while answering Haida's question, "Simply put, the more prosperous a dynasty is, the less likely the evil will dare to stir up trouble."
"Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty, the ninth emperor of the Ming Dynasty, was neither a tyrant nor a leader of rejuvenation. The court was still powerful and the country was still prosperous."
"Therefore, the fact that the Fuso Demon King from Japan is able to cause chaos in this era shows that he is very troublesome."
"Yes."
Tang Tian nodded, "The Japanese pirates were rampant during the Ming Dynasty. Even though the imperial court deployed a large number of Japanese-prepared troops along the southeastern coast, it was still difficult to suppress them.
The most ferocious one among them turned into a ghost king, able to fight against the immortals on land, and alarmed the mysterious gates of heaven and earth!"
"It's over. It's over."
For a moment, the talkative boy was at a loss for words. After all, he had never seen the big world, and when he heard that he was going to deal with the Ghost King, his performance was not much better than that of Ma Shangfeng, the first-class general in the movie.
"Individuals, families, countries, the universe? Luck is so powerful that it can interfere with so many things." The black uncle who was racing with a banana spoke, obviously not getting the point.
At the side, the burly Emil analyzed: "As soon as the ghost king crossed over, he was suppressed by the cross. If someone hadn't used blood sacrifice by mistake, he might never have been able to come out."
Hearing this, Haida nodded slightly and agreed:
"It's very simple. Since Christianity is useful, why don't we go to the Vatican after we arrive in that world and use the power of the Church to exorcise the demon."
Cultural differences led to disagreements among members of the Shazhou team.
Tang Tian greatly overestimated the Fuso Ghost King and was extremely wary of him.
The other three took it seriously but thought it was simple.
(End of this chapter)
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