LOL: The No. 1 Succubus in the eSports Circle
Chapter 68: Huh? I play IG?
Chapter 68: Huh? I play IG?
After sending Sister Tazi back to her room, Cui Ze did not do anything out of the ordinary.
If he was half drunk and half awake, then it would be okay. But if a person was completely drunk and really wanted to do that kind of thing, it would be very troublesome.
What's more, he had already taken advantage of his drunken state to ask Rita if she had a crush on him. He could gradually increase their intimacy in the future. Sooner or later, he would be able to get his hands on meat. Why rush it now?
I returned to my room, washed up, and was about to go to bed when my cell phone rang again.
This is a message from Teacher Xiaoyu:
[Open the door, be gentle, don't let your sister Xiran find out. ]
When Cui Ze saw this WeChat message, he was so scared that he almost dropped his phone on the ground, but fortunately he was quick enough to catch it.
what's the situation?
Do you really want to do something so exciting late at night?
Cui Ze opened the door quietly, and Teacher Xiaoyu also walked in quietly.
They were just like two thieves, except they didn't steal money.
"Sister Xiaoyu, you..." Cui Ze came to the bedside and was about to ask a question, but was pushed hard onto the bed by Teacher Xiaoyu.
"Gurgle~" Cui Ze swallowed his saliva, wondering what had happened to this sister, why did she suddenly become so anxious and unwilling to be a "kissing friend"?
Seeing his expectant look, Xiao Yu snorted coldly: "Humph, you big pig's hoof! Tell the truth, what's going on between you and Feng Yu?"
"Ah?" Cui Ze was stunned for a moment, then smiled knowingly. He took Teacher Xiaoyu's hand and brought her to the bed, letting her lie next to him.
One big hand stroked her slender waist, and the other hand propped up her head. She looked at me sideways and said, "No way, Sister Xiaoyu, are you jealous?"
Teacher Xiaoyu slapped the salty pig hand on her waist and said unhappily, "Jealous? Who am I to you, so why would I be jealous? I'm asking on behalf of your sister Xiran."
"Okay, okay, I'm asking for Sister Xi Ran." Cui Ze laughed, "There's nothing wrong between me and Sister Rita. It's just that those netizens are over-interpreting it."
"You are kidding me, scumbag!"
Teacher Xiaoyu spat, took out her phone and held it in front of him, then asked with an unhappy look on her face: "You've already pulled my hand, and you still want to lie to me?"
Cui Ze took a closer look and found that it was a photo of him and Sister Rita holding hands in the flower bed not long ago, and judging from the angle, it was taken not far away.
Tsk, I was so busy trying to get Sister Rita to talk to me that I didn’t notice someone was watching me nearby.
"Yes, this is indeed me and Sister Rita." Cui Ze admitted generously.
Teacher Xiaoyu snorted again and asked, "When did you start dating her? I remember you didn't interact with her on Weibo before. Could it be true that she has a crush on you as people say online?"
"That should be it. Actually, I'm not too sure." Cui Ze said half-truthfully, "Anyway, she asked me out for a midnight snack, and we had a pretty good time. She was a little drunk, and I was afraid she would fall, so I held her hand. Then she held my hand without saying anything."
Teacher Xiaoyu curled her lips and said, "What a scumbag. He has such a good woman like my Feng Xi, but he still goes out to mess around with other women. Jin Zhixian is not enough, and now he is hooking up with Feng Yu. You guy, I really want to take a pair of scissors and cut off that bad thing down there!"
"Hey, hey, hey, that's too much, Sister Xiaoyu!"
Cui Ze suddenly felt a chill in his lower body. He turned over and jumped up from the bed, covering his body with his hands to escape from this bad woman.
"Also, what do you mean by having your Feng Xi? There's nothing between me and Sister Xi Ran, we're not even close."
"Tsk tsk tsk, and you still say you're not a scumbag? Feng Xi even bought you a dress for 7,000 yuan, half a month's salary. Don't you understand her feelings?"
"I know, but..."
"But what?"
Cui Ze raised his eyebrows and smiled: "If I am a scumbag, then aren't you a scumbag?"
When dealing with women's questions and doubts, never fall into the trap of self-proof, otherwise it will never end.
As expected, when Teacher Xiaoyu heard this, she immediately frowned and said, "Who are you calling a scumbag? Me."
Before he could vent his anger, Cui Ze pounced on her, put his hands on both sides of Teacher Xiaoyu's head, and stared at her.
Teacher Xiaoyu's attire doesn't look honest at all.
It was already midnight and time to go to bed. Normally, she would have removed her makeup, put on a facial mask, and prepared to have a good beauty sleep.
But now?
Not only did she not remove her makeup, but she also applied a very moist orange-red lip gloss, which made people want to kiss her at first sight.
How could this be a question to him?
It's obvious that he's here to ask for a kiss!
Being pressed down by Cui Ze like this, Teacher Xiaoyu's eyes quickly became watery. Seeing him slowly move his face closer, her beautiful eyes trembled and then she closed them, her red lips slightly parted, looking forward to it.
I waited for a long time, but didn't get the kiss I wanted.
"What are you doing?" Teacher Xiaoyu opened her eyes a little angrily, and pinched the collar of Cui Ze's pajamas with both hands, trying to pull him down.
But as a girl, her strength was much smaller than Cui Ze's, and she couldn't move at all when she pulled him.
Cui Ze couldn't help but smirked and said, "See, you're so impatient, and you still say you're not a scumbag?"
"I..." Teacher Xiaoyu loosened her hands and collapsed, looking at him resentfully: "I am a scumbag, so what? If you don't want to kiss me, then forget it. I wish you and Feng Yu can get married soon, and I can hug her and kiss her every day... um." Teacher Xiaoyu held his handsome face and was completely immersed in the passionate kiss, but Cui Ze still had the mind to stretch out his hands to roam her delicate body.
After rubbing the perky little butt for a while, he stroked the slender waist and then reached into the little suspenders.
"Hmm," Teacher Xiaoyu groaned to express her dissatisfaction, "I told you that place belongs to Yi Jin, why didn't you listen?"
As she said that, she sat up and tried to get rid of the dirty hands, but Cui Ze's arms were too long. Even if she straightened her upper body completely, Cui Ze's hands were still in the small suspenders and doing whatever they wanted.
Teacher Xiaoyu really wanted to escape, but she always felt that Cui Ze's hands were like magic, making her unable to make up her mind. She could only bite her lower lip and cast a resentful look at him.
Cui Ze giggled, sat up, held her waist with one hand, and the other hand was still moving in the small sling.
"Hey, we've come this far. I can't just stop and you pretend nothing happened, right?"
Teacher Xiaoyu pouted her lips, as if a soy sauce bottle could hang on them: "We have already made three rules before. We agreed to be just kissing friends, and you don't keep your word!"
"Okay, okay, I didn't keep my word. I was wrong. Sister Xiaoyu, please punish me."
Xiaoyu looked down and saw that the dirty hand still showed no sign of stopping, causing her body to tremble.
She whimpered softly: "How can you be so insincere? You've already admitted your mistake, but you're still moving around"
Cui Ze said shamelessly: "Let's put it this way. Anyway, I can't stop doing this. However, no matter how you punish me, I will definitely accept it."
"Really?"
"Really, if you don't fulfill your promise, God will thunder you"
Before Cui Ze could finish the word "pi", Teacher Xiaoyu pressed his lips with his index finger, making him unable to speak.
"Don't swear casually. I humph, the oaths of you stinky men are not trustworthy."
Cui Ze smiled and said nothing.
Teacher Xiaoyu’s arrogant look is so cute, I’ll give you a kiss as a reward.
"Mmmmm"
The two hugged and nibbled each other for a while, until they were out of breath and reluctantly separated.
Teacher Xiaoyu licked her lips and said with a lingering feeling: "Since you agreed, I will now put forward conditions. No, punishment!"
Cui Ze readily accepted: "Sure, just ask."
"So I told you, huh?"
"Just tell me."
"Emmm, I want you to be IG's sparring partner."
“Ah? A sparring partner?” Cui Ze was confused and pointed at his nose and asked, “Me, playing against IG?”
Teacher Xiaoyu nodded and said seriously: "It's you. Now FNC and C9 are unwilling to play training games with IG. RNG and EDG have also gone home. The other LPL teams are also on vacation. Now they really need your help."
"Doesn't IG have a second team?"
"You're just bringing up all sorts of issues, aren't you? Wasn't it you who sent IGY away in the first round of the playoffs?"
"Uh my."
If that's the case, then IGY really can't serve as a sparring partner for IG. The difference in strength is too great, and it can't have the effect of a training match at all.
"But we OG are not qualified. Not to mention that they are on vacation, even if they are all in the base, their strength is not much stronger than IGY. By then, Rookie and I will be operating in the middle lane, and the top and bottom lanes will be connected in five minutes. How can we play this game?"
“.” This time it was Xiaoyu’s turn to be silent.
But she soon came up with a new idea: "Don't we still have Shi Senming? You are his good brother, if you ask him for a favor, he will definitely not refuse. And then find a few players who are strong enough to form a temporary team, that's better than nothing, right?"
Seeing that he still refused, Xiaoyu gritted her teeth and said, shaking left and right:
"Please, Aze~ Just promise me, from now on, how about I cover for you? No matter which girl you date in the future, I will help you keep an eye on Feng Xi and make sure she doesn't find out. Isn't this a good condition?"
"Hmm."
"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent, okay?"
"Well!!!"
"You agreed, right? Great, I knew you were the best!"
"."
Cui Ze finally couldn't help but rolled his eyes. What else could I say?
Thank you for your reasonable comments 9527, book friend 20220502084223619, and the 100-point reward from Humor Life~
(End of this chapter)
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