I am the only one who practices magic: I practice magic in the city

Chapter 520: Cheer for me, okay? (Seeking guaranteed monthly ticket! 4028)

Kim Kardashian, wearing sunglasses, sat bored in the audience, holding up her cell phone to take selfies.

"What a boring game, Victoria, who's ahead now?"

Kim Kardashian sent the photos she took to the photo retoucher who was hired for 10,000 dollars a month, and spoke lazily.

Victoria's eyes flashed with disdain, but then she immediately smiled flatteringly and said, "Although cricket is a bit similar to baseball, the scoring rules are completely different."

"In baseball, when three batters are out, the innings change, but in cricket, the innings change only after all ten batters on each team are out, or after 120 strikes. It's too early to say who is ahead."

"However, Eoin Morgan just scored 98 points in a single match, which is a rare score, almost a century. It will be difficult for Sri Lanka to catch up with this score later."

Cricket is only played in the Commonwealth countries. The rules are very strange, a bit like baseball + golf + marathon.

It looks a bit like baseball, both use a bat or a bat to hit the ball, but the batter in cricket does not have to leave the field as long as he is not out, and can keep hitting the ball, and can score points with every hit.

Baseball is a slow game, and cricket is even slower than baseball.

The "Test Match", the most important bilateral match in the cricket world, lasts for five days. The game is so boring and lengthy that it is comparable to the Go title match in Japan before the Showa period.

Later, ODI (One-Day Invitational), T20, T10 and other competition systems were born, which shortened the number of match rounds and lowered the threshold for viewing, but still failed to attract participation and viewing from countries outside the Commonwealth.

In fact, even young people in the United States rarely watch cricket nowadays.

Now in Anglo-American countries, this thing is basically used by Anglo-American aristocrats to show off their aristocratic status by wearing white clothes and holding champagne to show off to the public.

Oh, aristocrats are a minority after all, and most of those watching now are "fake aristocrats" and "fake socialites". I don't know who wins or loses after watching for a long time, but it doesn't affect taking photos and posting them on Instagram, Weibo and Moments at the beginning and end.

"Sri Lanka's Dinesh is still getting old. Oh, I really miss the time when he scored 80 points in the ODI World Cup~ [heart]"

Below are a few photos of her crossing one leg, covering her face with a straw hat, and waving a glass of champagne.

Therefore, cricket is not strong in Anglo-American countries now. On the contrary, many of the former colonies are developing cricket in full swing due to their yearning and longing for the afterglow of the great Anglo-American Empire.

After listening to Victoria Hervey's explanation, Kim Kardashian just said "oh", curled her lips, and continued taking selfies with her mobile phone.

What a boring and backward competition. The Anglo-Americans are really good at pretending.

It has become a second-rate country, but it still maintains its aristocratic airs. The whole country is as ridiculous as Victoria Hervey.

For five British citizenships, this woman can lick more than Scott Disick.

If my mother hadn't heard that both princes would bring their female companions to watch the game today and had insisted on coming by herself to take advantage of the royal halo, I wouldn't have wanted to come.

He's just a down-and-out Prince Harry, what's so good about that?

Chris is taking it for granted. Even if Fangis has a good relationship with Harry, it is not easy to get in touch with the royal family.

Not to mention getting Prince Harry to cooperate in the hype.

Kim Kardashian sneered in her heart and snorted with disdain.

Just when she was about to use the filter to change the angle, a gust of wind suddenly blew, bringing with it a faint scent of grass and decay, which startled her.

Then I felt something blown into my left eye.

Fxck!

Kim Kardashian cursed inwardly in dissatisfaction and subconsciously wanted to rub her eyes, but she put her hand down as soon as she raised it.

Eyeliner, double eyelid tape, false eyelashes... they can't be rubbed off at all.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

Kim Kardashian stood up angrily, and walked through the audience passage with her assistant and came to the bathroom door, only to see several women lined up at the door.

Dry!
"Hey, don't shout. Did you see who that is? OK, I understand. We need a more private bathroom."

The bodyguard rudely stopped a caddy at the oval court. The caddy was startled when he saw Kardashian. He was about to shout, but was covered his mouth by Kardashian's bodyguard.

"There's a semi-public restroom on the second floor. I'll take you there."

The caddie, who was about seventeen or eighteen years old, was filled with joy.

This is Kim Kardashian!
It really is a big drum!

"No need, just tell us how to get there, kid, I'll give you an autograph."

The bodyguard Thomas patted the caddy's face, took out an autographed photo of Kim Kardashian from his arms and handed it to the caddy, the one with champagne on the butt.

Then Thomas nodded to Kardashian and took her upstairs. After watching Kardashian enter the bathroom, he stood guard at the bathroom door.

After entering the bathroom, Kardashian spent a long time rubbing the foreign body out of her eye, redrawing her eyeliner, sticking on her eyelashes, and touching up her makeup before she twisted her big drum to open the door of the women's bathroom.

How strange, why is it so quiet?

Just now I could vaguely hear the pain of constipation coming from the men's bathroom, but why is there no sound now?

Also, where is Thomas?

Kardashian frowned, this guy is really unreliable.

Originally, I was quite satisfied with Thomas and even brought him to Angola. Who would have thought that he would desert his post after arriving in Angola?

Kardashian stood at the bathroom door and looked around, but she didn't see the bodyguard.

Forget it, let's go back to the stands. The second floor is too quiet, so quiet that it's a little scary.

Kim Kardashian gathered her hair behind her ears and was about to take a step when she heard the men's bathroom door slam behind her, and then she felt someone hit her shoulder from behind.

The back of a tall bald man who was more than 30 centimeters taller than her appeared in front of her, staggering a little.

"Excuse me."

The man turned around and apologized with a strong RP accent. Although he looked unhappy, he had a well-trained smile on his face. But the moment he saw Kardashian, his face showed a look of horror.

Kardashian covered her mouth immediately.

"William! His Royal Highness Prince William!"
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As soon as William left the box, he walked quickly to the bathroom. There was no one in the VIP bathroom. William breathed a sigh of relief, unbuckled his belt, and opened the partition door.

Almost at the moment his pants left the drum, he sat on the toilet with incredible precision.

Bang bang bang bang!
A series of gases, liquids and solids gushed out.

William looked miserable. Damn! Did he have a stomachache? He didn't eat anything. Why did he suddenly have a stomachache?

After flushing, William felt as if he was exhausted. He grabbed the handrail beside him and stood up with difficulty. He gasped for a few seconds before pulling up his pants and fastening his belt.

It was so embarrassing, William cursed inwardly, but then he remembered that Rose Hanbury was still waiting for him in the box, so he quickly washed his hands, pushed open the bathroom door, and walked out quickly.

William had never expected that there was a woman standing outside the door. A woman with a big skin drum. From the back, the woman's skin drum was wider than her shoulders, and her waist was very thin. The whole person was like an hourglass.

William dodged for a moment, but still bumped into the woman's shoulder.

"I'm sorry." William subconsciously turned around and apologized. The moment he saw the woman, his pupils couldn't help but shrink.

Kardashian!
Kim Kardashian!

Shit! Why is this woman here?
William couldn't help but look around nervously. Seeing that there was no one around, he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, no one saw him.

"OMG! His Royal Highness Prince William!?"

Kim Kardashian in front of him covered her mouth, opened her eyes wide, and looked surprised.

Kardashian originally thought that today was a complete waste of time, but she didn't expect to actually run into the prince.

What a pity! There were no reporters around, and no photographers either, so it seemed like I could only reveal the news myself on KUWTK.

However, if I were to reveal the news on the show, I would probably be scolded and accused of being shameless and trying to ride on the popularity of the royal family.

Shameless? Who said that? This face of mine costs me hundreds of thousands of dollars every year and creates tens of millions of dollars of wealth for me every year. How can I not want it?

Anyway, I finally found a small topic for Season 13 today.

Kim Kardashian's eyes flickered as she quickly thought about how to maximize her profits.

William felt unlucky in his heart and nodded reluctantly. He was about to leave quickly, but when he lowered his head, he happened to see Kim Kardashian's plump upper body outlined by her tights.

William couldn't help but feel a stir in his heart, and a flame seemed to be burning from the bottom of his heart.

William tried to look away, but happened to meet Kim Kardashian's eyes.

Boom!
William only felt a surge in his heart, an unprecedented fishing net surged into his heart, and his head was buzzing.

A stunning beauty!

I want this woman!

I'm going to get this woman no matter what!

She should be mine!
An almost wild obsession exploded in William's mind, as if some primitive impulse that had been sealed in his body for many years finally broke free from the shackles at this moment.

No, I can't do that. I am a member of the royal family, the future king, the most noble person in the world.

How could I be associated with a woman like this!?

I will become a laughing stock to the royal family! I will bring shame to the royal family!
I don't want to be like my father!

But... I just want her!
William's eyes were filled with desire and struggle, reason and impulse. All kinds of emotions intertwined in his mind in an instant, making him feel like his heart was about to explode.

Father, is this how you felt about Camilla back then?
Kim Kardashian was calculating how to use this opportunity to hype herself up. She was thinking about whether she should post an Instagram or Twitter post to make this encounter a hot topic. When she looked up and saw William's eyes, she suddenly felt something was wrong.

This look... could it be that...

Kim Kardashian is very familiar with this look. When the video was exposed a few years ago, many people saw her with this look.

The prince wants to vote for me?
How can it be?

Kim Kardashian was startled and thought she had seen it wrong, and couldn't help but look at William again.

That’s right! That’s the look!

Kim Kardashian's heart was pounding, wondering whether she should drag William into the women's room and take him down on the spot.

Etc., etc!
A light bulb suddenly lit up in Kim Kardashian's head, and an extremely bold idea appeared in her mind.

Isn’t it a pity to vote only once?
In other words...if Kamala can do it, why can't I?!
Kim Kardashian subconsciously straightened her chest and twisted her body naturally twice.

When William saw Kim Kardashian's posture, his Adam's apple moved violently a few times, as if he was suppressing some impulse by swallowing saliva, but his eyes almost swallowed her.

William looked deeply at Kim Kardashian: "I..."

William had just said one word when his cell phone rang, and he glanced down and saw that it was a message from Rose Hanbury.

"Your Highness, why haven't you come back yet? I'm so bored~ Do you want me to go to the bathroom to find you?"

William's heart skipped a beat. He took a deep breath, suppressed his desire, and looked at Kardashian with a twinkling gaze. "There will be an extra round in a while. Harry and I will both go on stage. Cheer for me, okay?"

Kardashian looked at William blankly with acting skills far superior to those in KUWTK, as if she saw her long-lost lover, and nodded slightly.

“+44 7958 9xxx29, my private number, no one knows it, call me.”

William couldn't help it after all, and quickly took out a custom-made pen for the Duke of Cambridge from his shirt pocket, held Kardashian's hand, and quickly wrote a line of numbers on Kardashian's palm.

While holding Kardashian's hand, William could hardly help but push the woman into the corner.

How can a palm that looks so thin have such a fleshy feel?

After writing the phone number, William greedily breathed in Kim Kardashian's ear. Only then did he forcibly restrain his impulse, squeezed Kim Kardashian's hand, and quickly walked back to the box.

Kim Kardashian took a few deep breaths, clenched her right hand, smiled slightly, looked around to see that there was no one around, and quickly walked down to the second floor.

In their excitement, neither of them realized that for such a long time, no one from Kim Kardashian's bodyguards or the SO14 "Special Operations Bureau" who were wearing bulletproof suits and responsible for William's security had appeared nearby.
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After William left the box, the atmosphere in the box became noticeably more relaxed.

"I actually wanted to go to Wellington, but my family disagreed, so I ended up going to Wycombe Abbey School."

"Of course, that place is nice, but you know, it's too old, and almost every building has a campus legend..."

Rose Hanbury was texting with someone nearby, but Eleanor was obviously more interested in Harry. Her eyes were shining and she was chatting with him non-stop.

Basically, she said ten sentences and Harry replied one, but Eleanor didn't feel ignored at all.

She felt that every word Harry said seemed to hit the nail on the head.

He understands me!
Eleanor felt her heart pounding.

I have met Harry several times, but why have I never felt that Harry is so charming before?

As he was speaking, Kate, who had just finished touching up her makeup and adjusted her mood, came out of the bathroom in the box.

"William has gone to the bathroom. We will both go off the court in a while. We will each represent a team and play one round."

Harry sat on the sofa in the box, turned around and waved to Kate with a bright smile.

“Who are you going to support?”

(End of this chapter)