I am the only one who practices magic: I practice magic in the city
Chapter 457: Win First
Chapter 457: Win First (4000)
"Fuck! It's so hot. It's been two weeks since the Mid-Autumn Festival. Why is the weather still hot? Lu Jiajia, did you bring tissues? Give me one."
On the side of the road in front of the National Higashi-Suburban Campus stadium, Hu Jiangbo, Fang Yu's elementary and high school classmate who had not appeared in more than 200 chapters, stuck out his tongue like a dog, wiped the sweat from his head, and gave a look at Han Xiao, who had also not appeared in more than 200 chapters.
They didn't sign up for the sports meet, they just came to the stadium to see the freshman girls.
In the stadium square, I happened to meet Lu Jiayan and Huang Xiang.
The three of them plus Fang Yu were high school classmates, and Hu Jiangbo and Lu Jiayan were elementary school classmates for two years, so they were very familiar with each other.
"Get out, get out, this is so disgusting." Han Xiao, who was wearing glasses, pushed Hu Jiangbo and took out a disinfectant wipe to wipe it all over.
He originally had a bit of mysophobia, and after studying for 5+3 clinical courses, his mysophobia not only did not get better, but became even worse.
"Kuma, give one to your father as well." Hu Jiangbo didn't take it as an offense, and reached out to take an alcohol wipe from Han Xiao's hand, "Hiss~ It's quite painful from the spiciness, but it feels good~"
"You're sick!" Han Xiao rolled his eyes and quickly put away the disinfectant wipes.
"Just be content, it's just a little bit exposed to the sun. Look at Xiaoxiba, it's like raining fire from the sky." Huang Xiang chuckled and watched his video intently with his phone in hand.
The videos he broadcasts are all about the chaos in Goryeo, which is really fun to watch.
As soon as it went online, Tabo was available for download in 55 countries and regions around the world, and data and information from all countries are interoperable, but are automatically screened through internal models. People in different countries can see content with different restrictions based on the legal requirements of different countries.
The Korean Internet Security Committee wanted to have a talk with Tabo, but Tabo has not opened downloads in the Korean region and is not operated in Korea. All of the downloads were made by Koreans themselves using Samsung phones in other regions.
However, although the Senate of Miami is still in chaos and the senator by-election has not yet been completely concluded, several members of Congress are vigorously advocating the issue of Da Zhou's infringement on Miami's Internet security.
It is said that the country may promote a data security law that requires all user data in the country to be stored in the country and prohibits companies with a Da Zhou background from entering the country's Internet market.
In short, at least for now, TaBo is still a short video social platform that can be accessed by all users in the world.
Seeing those people seriously analyzing the so-called truth of the Hancheng Incident and the Camp Humphreys Massacre and gaining followers quickly, Fang Yu was filled with a sense of superiority that only he knew the truth, and he even wanted to become an up-host and do an expose himself.
After thinking about it, I decided to give up. There is a high probability that even if I tell the truth, I will be mocked by ignorant netizens, saying "The threshold for self-media is really low, and anyone can make short videos."
What's happening in Goryeo these days is enough to support a hundred top 100 up-loaders, and there are endless entertaining videos to watch.
"Fuck, it turns out that the two buildings that the Mai army bombed at first were the intelligence centers of Goryeo! What do you think the Mai country meant by this?"
Huang Xiang was enjoying the show while holding his phone. He soon attracted the attention of Hu Jiangbo and Han Xiao. The three men started to comment on the world situation with red faces.
"It's not just an intelligence center, one of them is the VANK headquarters. Don't you know what VANK is? Daddy will tell you..." Han Xiao's eyes also lit up.
"Tsk, Kuma, how much information do you have?" Hu Jiangbo sneered.
"The VANK list has been exposed online. Did you know that four Korean students were taken away from our school yesterday afternoon? They were all arrested according to the list. Oh, and one of them was the one who beat up his girlfriend at the barbecue restaurant next door last time."
Han Xiao was surprised and overjoyed, and smiled: "Is it true?"
Last month, he, Hu Jiangbo and several other classmates were having dinner at the Korean BBQ restaurant near the school. Before they had finished their meal, they heard a fight breaking out at the next table. They didn't pay much attention at first, but later found out that the person who was beating was Xiao Xiba and the one being beaten was a girl named Da Zhou. So several people stepped in to help and stopped Xiao Xiba, and there was inevitably some pushing and shoving in the middle.
Instead of appreciating the kindness, the girl later called the police, saying that several people had beaten her boyfriend. The matter was not settled until the police checked the surveillance footage.
The police came and checked the ID cards, and then they found out that the guy who beat the man was a Korean student studying at the National University, and his girlfriend was also a student at the National University.
A pair of dog will last forever.
Even so, they were criticized when they returned to school and were forced to write a self-criticism.
"How did it deal with it in the end?" Han Xiao pushed his glasses, his face full of anticipation.
"Who knows? He was just taken away yesterday. Now the incident has become so serious, he will probably be deported." Hu Jiangbo gloated.
"It is said that his girlfriend, who is a sophomore, went to their college to make trouble yesterday afternoon. Later, I don't know how, a few more people came and took her away. She came back before the dormitory was closed at night. She said that her eyes were swollen from crying."
Han Xiao gritted her teeth and said, "She deserves it! She should be deported as well!"
Hu Jiangbo grinned: "Kuma, didn't you say last month that she was pitiful and would definitely be subjected to domestic violence in the future?"
"Why do you call him Qiumo? Is he a fan of ear books?" Lu Jiayan poked Huang Xiang curiously.
Huang Xiang chuckled, but before he could say anything, Han Xiao got anxious, put one hand on his waist, and used his other hand's thumb and middle finger to pinch into a teapot, "Old Huang, if you talk nonsense, don't blame me for breaking up with you!"
Huang Xiang was not in the same class as them in high school, so after Han Xiao said that, they felt embarrassed to expose his past.
But Hu Jiangbo was not afraid, and said with great joy: "Kuma, a light ship girl, so mean and effeminate."
Han Xiao was furious. He reached out and pressed Hu Jiangbo's head. With a coquettish sound, he refined him in an instant.
Han Xiao is actually quite handsome, with regular features. He looks a bit like Peng Guanying, who has become a little popular recently. And he is not that feminine. It's just that his eyes and actions are a little bit charming sometimes.
Lu Jiayan was an internet novel geek who didn’t play the anime and didn’t have much knowledge of ships. She didn’t understand what was said at all and just blinked in confusion.
Hu Jiangbo, who had just been transformed into a puppet by Han Xiao, continued to wipe his sweat, "It's too hot and barren. Let's go in and find a cool place to stay for a while."
"That's because you are too weak!" Han Xiao sneered, his tone contemptuous, "The qigong taught by Lao Fang is quite effective. I practiced it for a while and felt pretty good. At least I feel much more energetic than before. Didn't you practice it?"
As soon as the junior year started, Hu Jiangbo also joined the team. Unfortunately, the boss was a bad person and made things very difficult for him. He had an irregular work and rest schedule, gained more than 20 pounds in half a year, and sweated every day.
Hu Jiangbo wiped his sweat as he walked towards the stadium: "You are a medical student, and you still believe in this? Where does this Qigong come from? The Eight-Section Brocade that the school asked us to do is useless, isn't it? Last time I tried it, I got a stitch in the side, and it almost killed me."
Han Xiao shook his head: "Anyway, I think it works, definitely better than Ba Duan Jin. At least my sleep quality and energy have improved."
"It's probably a psychological effect." Hu Jiangbo shook his big fat butt. "I'm Zhou Yihei, and I don't believe in this stuff at all."
Huang Xiang looked up from his phone screen and said, "It's not a psychological effect. Really, several of my roommates have also practiced it and it is indeed quite effective."
"Really?" Hu Jiangbo was skeptical. "Then I'll try again later. By the way, where are the other two brothers in your dormitory? Why didn't I see them?" "Oh, they went to the airport to pick up a client." Huang Xiang didn't say much and just answered casually.
Han Xiao envied: "Your business major is still good. You can make money before graduation. I still have to study for at least five years. If I want to get into a good top three hospital, I have to study for at least another three years for a doctorate. That's eight years. After that, maybe your kids can already help with cooking."
"Oh, I don't know whether I should continue studying medicine now. AI is so terrible. In just three months, it has found a new antibiotic that can fight against super-resistant bacteria, and there are almost no obvious side effects on humans."
"You don't know, but a few days ago I watched the AI surgical robot developed by our school in cooperation with Youzi Technology and Jinheng Technology. It's improving so fast, almost every week. The surgical level is evolving faster than the hardware update speed. The accuracy of endoscopic surgery is even higher than that of attending doctors with ten years of surgical experience. I think it won't be long before most surgeries don't require surgeons."
Han Xiao sighed with deep regret.
"I sometimes wonder, doctors have been making a steady income for thousands of years, but how come my generation hasn't found a job yet? How come I might be unemployed?"
Hu Jiang sneered, "You're still complaining? The good news about the Nature article you participated in last month is still on the homepage of the medical school's official website. With a Nature article as the first author, which hospital can't you go to? You're complaining without any reason."
Han Xiao shook his head: "That was done by Lao Fang's Yuzu Technology. I was only responsible for filling in the data. It was like he gave me the title of first author just to save face for his old classmate."
"Eh? By the way, where's Lao Fang? Jiayan, why didn't you come with Lao Fang?"
Lu Jiayan wrinkled his nose, looking unhappy: "I just came to watch his game."
Hu Jiangbo was curious: "What event is he competing in? I haven't heard that he signed up for any track and field events."
"We are in the same boat." Lu Jiayan uttered these four words expressionlessly.
"It's just a fun sport. What's so interesting about it? It's not even a competition." Hu Jiangbo thought Lu Jiayan just had a habitual expressionless face and continued to wipe his sweat with the yellow alcohol wipes. "Who is he in the same group with?"
Lu Jiayan gave Hu Jiangbo a cold look.
Hu Jiangbo couldn't help but shiver, as if the high temperature of nearly 40 degrees under the sun suddenly turned below zero, and goose bumps appeared all over his body.
Bad woman, bad woman, not only did she force my brother to join the army, but she also said that I couldn't bask in the sun and wouldn't let me join in.
I recovered from my illness a long time ago!
Humph! Anyway, my brother's birthday is in two days, then...
A hint of satisfaction flashed in Lu Jiayan's eyes, and his face suddenly turned red.
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"Fuck, this school is sick!"
The fat boy Jiang Shuao stared in amazement at the two bamboo rafts in front of him, which were more than two meters long, more than forty centimeters wide, and less than ten centimeters high.
He stretched out his hand and raised one side of the bamboo raft with a grin. As soon as he let go, the raft fell to the ground with a bang, making a crackling sound.
"Each one weighs at least 80 kilograms. Damn it! They actually gave us two boats when they were in the same boat. Are the people in the sports department crazy?"
In addition to traditional track and field events, the national games also have a separate category called fun sports, and solidarity is one of the fun sports.
There are four people in a group. Before the start of the race, the four people stand on another bamboo raft behind the starting line holding a raft in their hands. After the starting gun sounds, the four team members move forward by stepping on the two bamboo rafts that they use alternately.
No part of the contestant can touch the ground during the race. Each time it touches the ground, a ten-second penalty will be imposed. The contestant who reaches the finish line in the shortest time wins.
It mainly tests the team's ability to cooperate.
Generally speaking, this game involves using thin wooden boards or PVC pipes to make rafts, but who would have thought that the idiots in the Sports Department would actually make a bunch of bamboo rafts.
The hollow bamboo looks light, but it is extremely heavy when made into a raft. In this situation, it is definitely not an easy task to maintain balance and for four people to work together to move the raft forward.
Ma Xiaoou said with disdain: "Everyone else is fine, but you are the only one barking like a dog. You don't exercise when I ask you to. Look at your fat body. If you put on a wig and take the bus, someone will definitely give you a seat."
Jiang Shuao muttered, "Why didn't you complain about my fatness when you were lying on my belly and pinching my flesh?"
Ma Xiaoou cried out, glanced at Shen Shuyao and Fang Yu who were watching the show, and his face turned red immediately. In shame and anger, he almost picked up a bamboo raft and hit the fat boy.
He also used all his strength and could only lift one side. The bamboo raft hit the ground with another creaking sound.
"Alright, alright, stop messing around. It's about to start." Shen Shuyao smiled and pulled Ma Xiaoou, glaring at Fang Yu, who was laughing so hard that he was bent over.
Originally, Fang Yu had no plans to sign up for any event. As a major contributor to the school's CUBA championship last year, he had already maxed out his national sports achievements, so signing up for more events wouldn't have any effect on showing off.
Since I can’t show off anymore, what’s the point of participating in the sports meet?
Unless at this time some rival schools send wild card players to provoke, the national students are defeated again and again, and all the civil and military officials in the court are unable to fight. At this time, he can just smile and lightly destroy these peerless geniuses from small schools.
If Shen Shuyao hadn't wanted to join this event, he would have also wanted to sit in the stands and watch his sister.
There are only two months left in the first semester of my junior year. The remaining time in my college life is getting shorter and shorter, so I have to cherish it.
Who said that when the bachelor's hat is thrown into the sky, youth is thrown away at the same time.
But in a project like "Surviving Together", hugging and cuddling are inevitable among team members, and he didn't want others to be in the same group with Shen Shuyao, so he had to do it himself and bring Jiang Shuao and Ma Xiaoou, a pair of happy enemies, to form a group of four to represent the School of Economics in this fun sport.
Even though it is just a fun sport, it also has results. The champion in each group can get a credit for an electronics course.
There are 36 national colleges, and a total of 16 colleges participated in this event. Due to limited space, they were divided into two groups, A and B, and each group would produce a champion.
"Hey, it's my birthday the day after tomorrow. What gift are you going to give me?" Fang Yu, who was standing at the end of the raft waiting for the starting gun to sound, held Shen Shuyao's waist with both hands and blew gently behind her ear.
Shen Shuyao's earlobes suddenly turned red.
"We'll talk about it after we win."
Shen Shuyao turned her head, her eyes sparkling.
(End of this chapter)
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