I am the only one who practices magic: I practice magic in the city
Chapter 346: You want to pinch another one?
Chapter 346: Do you want another one? (4071)
"If you don't tell me, I'll go ask Xue Yuecheng to see if he dares to lie to me!"
Zhao Wenjing put her left hand on her waist and pointed her right index finger at Lu Jiayan, like a big teapot.
Xue Yuecheng was a student that Lu Yikang had taught seven or eight years ago. He came from a poor family and his parents were both disabled, but they were both good students and had good character. In the past, Lu Yikang often took Xue Yuecheng home to give him free tutoring.
Later, Xue Yuecheng was admitted to a national university. After graduation, he stayed on as a counselor at the school. Coincidentally, he was in charge of Lu Jiayan's major.
"Mom, what are you talking about? I don't understand." Lu Jiayan rolled his eyes and refused to admit it.
Lu Yikang also looked puzzled: "Wife, are you mistaken?"
Zhao Wenjing sneered: "Did I make a mistake? Old Lu, you are really careless. Someone planted strawberries on your daughter's neck, and you, as a father, acted as if nothing had happened."
Lu Yikang was struck by lightning, huh?
My baby daughter was planted with strawberries! ?
impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Lu Yikang quickly pulled his daughter over and looked at her carefully.
Lu Jiayan dodged quickly, denying it verbally while thinking about how to fool his parents.
It’s all my brother’s fault!
Lu Jiayan, who had read so many of Liu Bei's articles, guessed without looking in the mirror that the red spots his parents were talking about must have been caused by Fang Yu sucking on his neck just before they separated.
"What are you talking about!? I pinched it myself!"
Every good kid in the eyes of other parents is just a naughty kid who has mastered the skills to deal with his parents, and Lu Jiayan is an example of this.
In just a few seconds, Lu Jiayan's face showed many emotions such as "confusion", "doubt", "shyness" and "grievance". His performance was very layered and the character image was three-dimensional.
"When I came out of the exam in the afternoon, a bug fell from the tree and landed on my neck. It felt a little itchy, so I pinched it a few times and it turned red. There was no strawberry there."
Lu Jiayan picked up his phone and looked through the front camera while making up a story without changing his expression.
After listening to his daughter's explanation and looking at Lu Jiayan's righteous expression, Lu Yikang breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the cabbages in my own garden were not eaten away.
Zhao Wenjing was not so easily fooled: "You pinched it yourself? Then pinch another one for me to see?"
Lu Jiayan: ...
Looking at his mother's eyes that seemed to see through everything, Lu Jiayan made up his mind and pinched the right side of his neck several times with his left index finger and thumb.
I took a look at it with my phone screen and it was still just a little red, but no erythema yet.
Seeing his mother's sneer, Lu Jiayan gritted his teeth and pinched the place he had just pinched a few more times, almost pinching tears out.
I took a picture with the front camera and it finally turned red.
"See, I didn't lie, did I?" Lu Jiayan stuck out his neck, showing off the two small red spots on his neck.
Is this a strawberry? Is this a pinch mark?
No! This is my badge as a clever little guy!
Zhao Wenjing rolled her eyes at her daughter, sat down again, picked up the chopsticks on the table, and tapped the edge of the plate: "Eat! All you do is make your mom angry. Come with me on Monday to get another blood test."
Lu Jiayan rolled his eyes and thought, Mom, are you in menopause?
Eh? Isn't it because you are not satisfied with your desire?
Lu Jiayan lowered his head to eat, thinking about how to get his mother to stop staring at him every day.
The family of three finished their dinner happily. After Lu Jiayan put the dishes into the dishwasher, he saw his father finish his meal and go into the study to prepare lessons. His eyes rolled.
While his mother was away, Lu Jiayan sneaked into Lu Yikang's study room carrying a paper bag containing a wooden box.
"Jia Jia? Dad is preparing lessons. Let's talk later if you have anything to say." Lu Yikang didn't even raise his head, staring at the computer screen and continuing to make the PPT.
"Dad, here's your birthday present. Thumbs up, thump thump!" Lu Jiayan handed the paper bag to his father.
Lu Yikang looked up and saw the paper bag his daughter handed to him. He couldn't help feeling warm in his heart. He put down his mouse and happily took it.
Lu Yikang took out the wooden box from the paper bag, opened it and saw thirty transparent test tubes neatly inserted inside. He asked in confusion: "Jia Jia, what is this?"
Lu Jiayan had already prepared a draft: "Oh, it's our company's employee welfare. It's produced by the same manufacturer as my mother's Wangshu Tears. It's said to be quite expensive to buy outside. We have to exchange it with our contribution points. It can be regarded as a health product. I looked at the ingredient list, and it's basically all natural ingredients, with no side effects."
"We are all programmers in our company. We work overtime every day, but we are still very energetic. We say that this tonic is the effect. I saw that you are so tired every day, so I changed a box."
When Lu Yikang heard this, he was deeply moved.
My daughter has grown up and knows how to care for her father!
It turns out that daughters are always their fathers’ little cotton-padded jackets.
Lu Yikang and his wife knew that Lu Jiayan was working in a startup company on campus, but they didn't pay much attention to it and just thought that their daughter wanted to train herself.
I didn't expect this company to have such good benefits, and what kind of contribution value is there? It's quite interesting.
This health product looks quite high-end. The bottle is very exquisite, and the design of the bottle mouth is somewhat similar to the skin care product my wife uses.
By the way, my daughter just said that the skin care products she and my wife use are produced by the same company?
That skin care product costs 20,000 yuan a bottle. This company is so shady, I guess the health products won’t be cheap either.
Lu Yikang immediately took out a cigarette, unscrewed the disposable glass bottle stopper, and drank it.
A warm current quickly flowed along the esophagus and spread throughout the body, making Lu Yikang feel warm all over.
Lu Yikang didn't know if it was his illusion, but it seemed that all the fatigue from a day of classes and cooking when he got home had disappeared.
Oh, this is pretty good.
"That's great. I'll give a bottle to your mother later." Lu Yikang laughed.
When Lu Jiayan heard his father say this, he immediately remembered what Fang Yu said about women growing beards after drinking this thing, and hurriedly said to Lu Yikang: "I saw that the instructions say that women are not allowed to take it. I will ask later if this company has a women's version."
In fact, a woman won't grow a beard if she drinks it. That was Fang Yu trying to scare Lu Jiayan. If a woman drinks it, it will have no effect.
Lu Yikang took a look at the instructions inside the wooden box. It was used to replenish energy (only for men), but it did say that it was forbidden for women to use.
After all, Lu Yikang was already over 40 years old, so he immediately knew what this thing was used for.
Why would my daughter buy this kind of supplement for herself?
Lu Yikang couldn't help but feel a little amused. Then he looked at his precious daughter with a pure face and thought that his daughter was still a little girl after all and didn't know the intricacies of these health products.
But this thing seems to be different from the sildenafil I usually use. It doesn’t make me feel flushed, thick neck, or dilated blood vessels. Instead, it makes my mind clear and all my fatigue goes away. It’s a bit like the effect in the Red Bull advertisement. Maybe it is really used to replenish energy?
Lu Yikang prepared for another two hours of lessons before leaving the study and going back to the master bedroom upstairs to take a bath and sleep. Just as he was about to enter the bathroom, Lu Yikang saw his wife sitting in front of the dressing mirror in the cloakroom, carefully applying Wangshu Tears on her face and neck.
It’s no wonder that since my wife started using this skin care product, she no longer does those beauty treatments. She looks like she is a dozen years younger. Just looking at her skin, there is no difference between her and a woman in her early thirties.
Thinking of this, Lu Yikang suddenly felt a little hot in his heart, and suddenly remembered that it seemed that the two of them had not had sex for at least twenty days.
"You seem to have a white hair." Lu Yikang moved behind his wife, parted Zhao Wenjing's hair, and pretended to search.
Zhao Wenjing rolled her eyes at the makeup mirror.
These days, there are indeed more men fawning on Zhao Wenjing. In addition to the middle-aged and elderly men in the company, there are actually two young men in their twenties.
In other words, Zhao Wenjing and Lu Yikang do have a good relationship, and they are both decent people. They are responsible for auditing and compliance in the company, so they need to keep a stern face all the time, otherwise something might really happen.
As soon as her husband got close to her, she knew what he was holding back.
Just after she rolled her eyes at her husband and urged him to take a shower, Zhao Wenjing suddenly felt that the smell of her husband was a little intoxicating, and she felt a little eager.
This is so rare.
To put it bluntly, the couple has been together for twenty years. There is no passion left. They have long since become accustomed to each other. It is polite to say that they shake hands with their left and right hands. At least they don't feel annoyed when holding hands with their left and right hands.
But now, she feels that this husband who already has a noticeable little belly is actually more attractive than the two young handsome guys who are fawning over her in the company.
"What do you want to do?" Zhao Wenjing cast a coquettish glance at her husband who was standing behind her in the mirror.
Seeing his wife's expression, Lu Yikang felt like he was back in the passionate days again. He licked his lips and immediately picked up his wife from the dressing chair.
"Ah~" Zhao Wenjing screamed and was thrown onto the bed by Lu Yikang.
(There is nothing much to write about parental love, and period novels don’t write about it, so I’ll skip it.)
"Why are you so awesome today?" Zhao Wenjing leaned lazily on Lu Yikang's chest.
Has Old Lu not been so brave since his daughter was born?
No, he had never been so brave before his daughter was born.
Lu Yikang chuckled and decided not to reveal his daughter's guilt.
"Hey, let me tell you, ask Xue Yuecheng tomorrow which boy Jia Jia is getting closer to at school recently?" After resting for a while, Zhao Wenjing suddenly pushed Lu Yikang.
Lu Yikang was still thinking about his bravery just now, and was stunned when he heard this: "Why are you still thinking about this? Didn't Jia Jia say that it was squeezed."
Zhao Wenjing snorted, "I didn't want to expose her! How can the one squeezed out by hand be the same as the one sucked out? She has no experience, and you have no experience either? Have you forgotten how my dad found out?"
Lu Yikang got anxious and sat up immediately: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? Jiajia is so young, what if she gets hurt?"
Zhao Wenjing also sat on the bed, angrily: "Don't you know your daughter? She is best at dealing with you verbally, but actually pretending to obey you but secretly disobeying you. And she is so happy today, there is no need to do that."
"Besides." Zhao Wenjing hesitated for a moment, tilted her head and looked at her husband, "Jia Jia's disease has no standard of recovery. Now she looks better than before, and it seems that all the indicators are normal, but no one can guarantee that she won't relapse in the future."
"With this medical history, it's not easy to find a suitable one."
"I'm not worried about her dating. If she can really find the right person who doesn't care about her illness and treats her well for life, then even if her family background is poor, her education is poor, and even if she tells me she doesn't want to go to Columbia University, I have no objection."
"I'm worried that she has chosen the wrong person."
Zhao Wenjing sighed.
After hearing this, Lu Yikang also fell silent.
This is a very realistic problem.
The couple had planned an overseas route for Lu Jiayan because Lu Jiayan had not had a relapse for seven years, and they inevitably had some luck - maybe their daughter's illness had been completely cured?
This time, Lu Jiayan's illness relapsed so urgently, so seriously, and even life-threatening, which caused a big change in the mentality of Zhao Wenjing and Lu Yikang.
With this disease that has no standard for recovery, it may be a luxury to expect to find someone who is of equal status to you.
Before Lu Jiayan was four or five years old and had not gotten sick, old colleagues and friends would joke when they saw her and say, "Old Lu, let's arrange a marriage for such a cute girl."
Although he knew it was a joke, Lu Yikang would still look disgusted and say, "Your boys are even more disgusting than dogs. Don't come and mess with our girl."
After Lu Jiayan's first attack, Lu Yikang never heard such jokes again.
"So, you should ask Yue Cheng first to find out who that guy is, and let's get to know him better. If he is sincere to Jiajia, I'm not afraid. I'm just afraid that Jiajia will be cheated of money and sex, and then she will be hurt emotionally, and if her body is affected..."
A look of worry appeared on Zhao Wenjing's face.
"Okay, I'll call Yue Cheng tomorrow." Lu Yikang made up his mind.
-
At half past eight in the morning, Lu Jiayan got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face, then used a curling iron to straighten his hair into long, smooth, black, shiny hair. He also put on some makeup, and it was already nine o'clock after all this. He then lay back down on his big bed.
There is also a Doraemon on the quilt.
Lu Jiayan lay on the bed and first looked at himself with the front camera of his mobile phone, then found the most natural angle, nodded with satisfaction, opened WeChat, and sent a video invitation to Fang Yu.
"Brother, did you miss me? I sent you a video as soon as I woke up. Haah~ I'm so sleepy." Lu Jiayan pretended to have just woken up and yawned.
Fang Yu had just finished meditating at Hanning Mansion and was discussing with Youzi the design plan for Youzi Technology’s second computing power + data center.
I have to go back to the dormitory later to check accounts with my adopted sons.
"Oh, brother, I was so scared yesterday. It's all your fault. I almost..."
Lu Jiayan was just about to complain to Fang Yu about his evil deeds, but unexpectedly Fang Yu spoke first.
"Don't tell me whether you think about it or not. Explain first, what's going on with the strawberry on your neck?"
Fang Yu in the video snorted in pretended displeasure.
Lu Jiayan was stunned. Why are you the first to complain? Didn't you suck on this?
Fang Yu snorted coldly: "I sucked the one on the left, I didn't suck the one on the right, I was talking about the one on the right."
Seeing Fang Yu's expression, Lu Jiayan panicked: "I pinched you. You were the one who sent me back yesterday. Did you forget? It was really me who pinched you."
Fang Yu shook his head: "Pinched? I don't believe it, pinch another one?"
Lu Jiayan: ...
(End of this chapter)
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