I am the only one who practices magic: I practice magic in the city

Chapter 289: Keeping Oneself Clean is a Good Moral Character (6000 words! in !)
You really underestimate the heroes of the world.

The moment Fang Yu saw Li Yuxuan, he couldn't help but sigh.

The person he praised was not Li Yuxuan, but Zhou Siqiao.

He had seen Zhou Siqiao several times in the past six months at school and at parties. Fang Yu originally thought that he could see through a green tea bitch like Zhou Siqiao at a glance, and thought that she should have nothing to do with Li Yuxuan and other bootlickers.

But who would have thought that my vision and experience were still not enough.

In jargon, it means that there is insufficient data but too many training times, resulting in overfitting. (Note 1)

If it weren't for the upgrade of his life essence to level five, which gave him the passive buff of sensing the other party's mental state, he might not have realized that Zhou Siqiao was playing so many tricks in private.

It’s not wrong to play with flowers.

You both want to spend the money, and it's obvious that it's just for fun. There's no deliberate deception. No matter how much you spend, it's at most a matter of different outlooks on life and values, not a moral issue.

But if you try to take advantage of the other person's sincerity, harm others for your own benefit, and treat the person who is sincere to you as a fool, then you are a real scumbag.

Unless you meet the kind of dog who will continue to ask you "What about licking feet? Are you worthy of licking his feet?" after you have told him "I don't like you, I like xx, you are not even worthy of carrying his shoes".

Killing this kind of bootlicker is to eliminate harm to the people.

But although Huang Xiang has the characteristics of a bootlicker, he is not so mean. In essence, he still has a pure yearning for beautiful love.

If you, Zhou Siqiao, really don't like Huang Xiang, you just need to say to him, "Sorry, you're not my type." Huang Xiang will at most be sad for a while, but he will definitely not pester him any further.

But that's not how you do it.

At first, I thought you were an okay person because you didn't cheat Huang Xiang out of his money. But now, it seems that you want to completely kill Huang Xiang.

I didn't expect that I would fall in love with such a green tea girl.

As expected, no matter whether it is AI or humans, if you want to obtain the highest accuracy results, the amount of data is king.

How can we get more data?
Fang Yu leaned on the single sofa in room 1221, his eyes deep, as if looking into the distance, stroking his chin and pondering this issue concerning human development and evolution.

Oh, Zhou Siqiao has pretty good skills, he can even bend his waist?
The Mage's Hand changes the angle.

Li Yuxuan was not very good. He lacked stamina but made up for it with skills. He changed three or four moves in two minutes and even stopped in the middle to engage in verbal arguments to delay time. These few minutes were not enough for him to be busy.

"Ding~zhi~"

"How is it? How is it? Has it started?" As the door opened, Luo Ziming came in excitedly.

"There's no bug, so who knows if it's started. If you want to know, go to 1218 and pry open the door."

Lu Xuechang winked at Luo Ziming and pointed towards the bathroom, indicating that Huang Xiang was still inside, and asked Luo Ziming to be careful with his words.

"Old Fang, you are such a mean person. You even sent the photos to Wang Youran in a private message. You are really murderous." Luo Ziming glanced at the bathroom, then turned around and scolded Fang Yu.

Fang Yu used a small account to send the photo he had just taken of the two of them entering the elevator to Wang Youran, and also attached the location.

I guess Wang Youran should be here soon.

Interestingly, Wang Youran immediately sent the location and photos to Huang Xiang via WeChat.

Then he called Huang Xiang again, but Huang Xiang didn't answer.

Fang Yu curled his lips. Is this what you call mean?
"This hotel is not good. It's so easy to tell Lao Fang that they live in room 1218. They don't respect the privacy of guests. Don't book a room here in the future." Luo Ziming smacked his lips.

Lu Xuechang snorted: "Think about it, don't lie to yourself, you are a well-known Rockman, who would be so blind as to book a room with you?"

Rockman is Luo Ziming's new nickname. Firstly, because his last name is Luo, and secondly, the rocket ignition joke spread throughout the country because of the short video. At first, some people called him rocketman, but later the two letters et disappeared as the name spread, and it became rockman.

Just at this moment, there was a sudden burst of hurried knocking on the door outside.

Of course, the photo was not taken of the door of 1221, but of 1218 diagonally opposite.

"Here it comes! Here it comes!" Luo Ziming took the lead and looked out through the cat's eye.

"Old Huang, Old Huang, Wang Youran is here, and she brought a man with her. Isn't that the man from the Media College who was chasing Zhou Siqiao before? And what about him? Old Huang! There's something exciting to watch! Don't be so depressed, it's just a woman, come and see... Hey, Li Yuxuan actually came to open the door, this guy is really brave."

"Fuck! Zhou Siqiao was pulled out of bed!"

"Grandpa Lu, please don't squeeze me. Can't we just open the door a crack?"

"Oh my god, women really like to pull hair when they fight."

"Lao Fang, Lao Fang, what are you doing? Come here quickly, in a moment..."

"Hey? Who did you call, Lao Fang?"

Fang Yu put down the phone: "If there's a fight, you must report it to the police. Otherwise, what if someone gets hurt? There's a 24-hour guard post downstairs, the police should be able to come up right away. If you want to see it, just open the door and look openly. Don't be so sneaky, like a thief."

Luo Ziming: "...You are such a dog."

From the perspective of Master Fang Yu, the battle of 1218 was in full swing.

Li Yuxuan didn't want to open the door at first, but a voice seemed to sound in his ears, telling him: Open the door.

Then he opened the door subconsciously.

What's the situation?
Before he could react, a man and a woman rushed in from outside the door.

Wang Youran? Geng Fei? How did they get together?
No! How did they find this place?
At the end of last year, after Zhou Siqiao agreed to Huang Xiang’s pursuit, he and Wang Youran resonated with the “loser” debuff. Plus, neither of them was a chaste man or a heroic woman, so within three days, they slept together.

And under Wang Youran's pressure, Li Yuxuan was forced to acknowledge Wang Youran's status as his "girlfriend".

But who would have thought that last month, when he invited Wang Youran to his dormitory for dinner, Zhou Siqiao suddenly pulled his hand behind his back.

Li Yuxuan's mind suddenly became active. After a little probing and a gift offensive, he unexpectedly won Zhou Siqiao over easily.

But what puzzled him was that Zhou Siqiao was unwilling to get rid of Huang Xiang.

He didn't understand. In the past, he and Huang Xiang were both Zhou Siqiao's "official employees", so Zhou Siqiao naturally had to handle things impartially.

But now, Huang Xiang has become a "formal worker" and he has become a "side job". Who would take private orders and be picky about the work?

If you don't want to, then don't bother. It's more exciting to mess with someone else's girlfriend.

But he didn't know that since it was a private order, it was definitely impossible that he was the only one...

Geng Fei is Zhou Siqiao’s other order.

It's just that Geng Fei is more deeply in love, and is between Huang Xiang and Li Yuxuan. He can accept himself as a male mistress who hides his identity, but he cannot accept that Zhou Siqiao also has another male mistress.

After all, they were roommates in the same dormitory, and Wang Youran and Zhou Siqiao had a good relationship in private, so Wang Youran naturally knew Geng Fei as well.

When Wang Youran couldn't contact Huang Xiang, he immediately notified Geng Fei.

When Geng Fei saw the photo and the location, he was instantly shocked. He felt like the top of his head had become a place where Pleasant Goat and Beautiful Goat were living, and there was also a little creature named Feiyangyang jumping around on it.

He didn't even think about what this had to do with him.

"Fuck!" As soon as Li Yuxuan opened the door and saw the person clearly, Geng Fei punched him in the shoulder.

Fortunately, he had practiced boxing for half a year and dodged, otherwise he would have been hit in the face.

Li Yuxuan was furious and asked, "Who are you calling me?" He grabbed Geng Fei and started fighting with him.

Wang Youran angrily dodged the two of them, took a few steps with his long legs, came to the bed, grabbed Zhou Siqiao's exposed hair, and pulled Zhou Siqiao out of the quilt.

"Zhou Siqiao! You seduce my roommate's boyfriend, how shameless are you!"

"Of course you misunderstood...ah...stop pulling my hair! Yuxuan, Yuxuan, save me..."

"Misunderstanding! Your pants are still on the edge! Did you call Yuxuan? Zhou Siqiao, you are such a bitch! Bah!!!"

Many people think that women like to scratch with their nails when fighting, but this is not entirely true.

Only when women fight with men will they use their nails as the main means of attack.

In most cases, when women fight, in addition to the must-have skill of pulling hair, fists, slaps and kicks are still the main means of attack.

Wang Youran was tall and had long legs, so he quickly gained the advantage and grabbed Zhou Siqiao's long hair and slapped her in the face.

Li Yuxuan had practiced after all, although only for half a year, but he quickly shook off Geng Fei, who was gasping for breath after being hit by two punches.

Seeing that Wang Youran was attacking Zhou Siqiao with great force, Li Yuxuan first shouted "Stop hitting me!", but when he saw that it didn't work, he reached out and grabbed Wang Youran's arm that was holding Zhou Siqiao's hair.

"You scumbag! Let go!" Wang Youran was full of the emotions of a victim at this time. He stretched out his other hand to scratch Li Yuxuan's face. Li Yuxuan dodged his head but not his neck, and three bloody marks were scratched on his neck.

It’s actually very interesting to say that regardless of gender, the lower class and the people with poorer cognitive abilities are more accustomed to putting themselves in the victim’s shoes to consider issues.

For example, a girl once asked a question on the Internet, asking why the male protagonists in online novels always kill their wives to prove their truth, and why the male protagonists don’t kill their entire family but have to kill the female protagonist.

Many of the answers below emphasize how the fairy world is, how the practice of cultivating immortals is actually like, and try to analyze the necessity of killing one's wife to prove one's truth from the underlying logic.

Until one of the respondents asked, which online article is about killing one's wife to prove one's faith? In male-oriented novels, the endings of the female protagonists are generally pretty good, right? I don't think I've seen any novels about killing one's wife to prove one's faith.

On the contrary, the male supporting roles in male channels are all more miserable than the other.

It turns out that all the novels about killing one's wife to prove one's faith are for women.

First, he imagined a plot of killing his wife to prove his point, fictionalized himself as the victim, and then struck hard at the man.

Of course, the male-oriented story of the soldier king and his son-in-law breaking off an engagement is not much better, and it also uses an extremely outrageous victim plot to stir up emotions in exchange for traffic.

If there is one slight difference, it is that most readers of these novels in the male genre enjoy reading them while complaining about the stupid plots.

But most of the readers of female-oriented novels will be really indignant and wish their sisters would stand up and kill the scumbag with their own hands.

Li Yuxuan was tickled and also got angry, so he slapped Wang Youran in the face.

"Pia!"

"I told you to let go! Did you hear me!?"

Wang Youran covered his face, made a classic expression of disbelief, and said the classic line: "You hit me?"

Li Yuxuan felt annoyed. He didn't like Wang Youran in the first place. If the other party hadn't used both soft and hard tactics, he would never have been able to be Wang Youran's boyfriend.

"Pia!"

Li Yuxuan raised his hand and slapped him again, this time on the other side. "Ah!!!" Wang Youran was like crazy, letting go of Zhou Siqiao's hair, and pounced on Li Yuxuan and started scratching him.

"Qiao Qiao, Qiao Qiao, why... am I so good to you..." Geng Fei, who had recovered, half-knelt on the ground with snot and tears, "What do you take me for?"

"Did he force you to do this? Fuck you, Li Yuxuan!" Geng Fei felt evil in his heart. He picked up a glass ashtray from the bar and hit Li Yuxuan's head with it as he was resisting Wang Youran's Nine Yin Bone Claw.

The ashtray was square with pointed corners, and it knocked Li Yuxuan unconscious with just one hit.

"Ouch! Damn it!" Li Yuxuan kicked Wang Youran away, and when he touched his head, he felt blood on his hands.

Three people were fighting here. Zhou Siqiao saw the opportunity, squatted down, picked up the clothes on the ground and prepared to run out.

Before she could run out of the door, Wang Youran grabbed her hair from behind again.

The two women were also in a state of confusion.

While Zhou Siqiao was being pulled by the hair, he saw two people standing at the door of 1221 diagonally opposite.

Lu Xuechang and Luo Ziming?
Why are they here?

not good!

If they knew, they would definitely tell Huang Xiang and Fang Yu!

Huang Xiang and Fang Yu don't seem to be here.

Can we shut them up by asking them to accept the condition “You don’t want Huang Xiang to know, right?”
Zhou Siqiao held his head, trying his best to resist Wang Youran's beating, while quickly calculating in his mind.

At this moment, she really felt a little regretful.

It’s not that she regrets that she was still unclear with so many people after she and Huang Xiang confirmed their relationship, but she regrets that she didn’t do things more secretly and carefully.

Wait, how did Wang Youran and Geng Fei come here?

Did they notify us? Did they see me and Li Yuxuan?

Could it be that they have already told Fang Yu and Huang Xiang?

Zhou Siqiao felt a huge fear in an instant.

Suddenly, she felt Wang Youran's movements suddenly pause.

"Stop! Stop it all!"

"Stop it, everyone! Do you hear me? You want to go to jail for a few days?"

"Put on your clothes! Stop it!"

"You! Let go! Do you hear me?"

"Who among you reported it to the police? What exactly happened?"

Wang Youran angrily slapped Zhou Siqiao twice and spat at him, then let go in dismay under the stern gaze of the patrolman.

When Zhou Siqiao, whose hair was let go by Wang Youran, looked up, she saw the tall and strong Fang Yu and her nominal boyfriend Huang Xiang also appeared at the door of 1221.

it's over...

"Who called the police?" When encountering this kind of fight, the police station would usually send more than two people. Today, there might not be many police incidents, so a three-person team came, along with a hotel waiter and a duty manager in a suit.

The patrol officers are well-informed and can basically guess what the situation is with just a glance.

It was most likely the guy with a bleeding head who called the police. This guy must be Huangmao because he was walking his bird just now.

As for the one with bleeding corner of mouth, he was probably the victim.

The tall woman is probably Huangmao’s ex-wife. Well, she’s also a victim.

When they heard the patrolman asking who reported the incident, Wang Youran, Li Yuxuan and Geng Fei, who were blocked in the room by the patrolman, looked at each other and no one spoke.

"I called the police." A voice came from behind.

The leading police officer was stunned. Is there anyone else? Turning back, he saw a frail boy in a striped shirt and glasses standing at the door of the opposite room. His calm expression was filled with unspeakable pain.

Eh hey hey? Judging from this person's expression, he seems to be a victim as well? How many victims are there?
Not only the patrolman was stunned, but Fang Yu as well. He was originally planning to tell the patrolman that he was the one who called the police. Anyway, he just wanted to watch the fun and wasn't afraid of any trouble.

Not only did he want to watch the fun without fear of trouble, he also had to record the entire process and show it to Lu Jiayan later.

When watching something fun like this, I must think about my cousin.

No one could see that the wizard floating in the sky was holding a cell phone with invisibility cast on it.

Unexpectedly, Huang Xiang was the first to say that he was the one who called the police.

Lao Huang is good, he is quite responsible.

It’s worth it for your father to cultivate you.

"At that time, we heard quarrels and fighting in the room opposite. We were afraid of danger, so we called the police." Huang Xiang suppressed his emotions and spoke.

"Officer, we are just joking." Li Yuxuan winked at Geng Fei.

The three of them were originally in the room and did not see the four-person group in 404 in the corridor. After Huang Xiang spoke, the moment they saw the people in 404, they immediately knew something was wrong.

When Geng Fei saw Huang Xiang, he realized that he was also a yellow-haired guy, the real victim here. Coupled with the natural blessing of his identity as a patrol officer, the annoyance of being cheated on disappeared in an instant. After calming down, he immediately realized that if this matter really got to the patrol station, he would be fucked up.

Fighting is at least an administrative detention, which will be recorded in the file! He will not be able to take the civil service exam in the future, and the background checks of many companies may also be affected. His life may be over!
"Yes, we were just joking. We are all friends, just joking."

"Yeah, yeah, just kidding."

Wang Youran also said this, but Zhou Siqiao had already hidden in the room and did not dare to face Huang Xiang's gaze.

"Are you kidding? Is that a joke?" The leading police officer glanced around the messy hotel room. "Let me see. Ouch, several people are bleeding. Besides, you damaged the hotel facilities, so you must pay for it."

"We will compensate, we will compensate, it's our duty." Li Yuxuan and the other two agreed readily.

There's no point in agreeing, you still have to go to the institute.

If no one else reported it, these guys might have called the police because they were so confused that they made the excuse that it was a joke. If there were no serious consequences, the police might just turn a blind eye.

But now that someone else has reported it, the nature of the matter is slightly different. We must bring it back to the station for a thorough investigation.

"Xiao Liu, please bandage a few people's wounds first. Then, Manager Huang, does your hotel have a first aid kit?" The leading patrolman saw that Li Yuxuan's head was still bleeding, and ordered his patrolmen to deal with it.

The young patrolman named Xiao Liu was about to take action when his expression suddenly became dazed. Then his vision returned to normal and he pulled the leading patrolman aside.

"Captain Wang, I think they are just minor injuries. Besides, we are not doctors and we are not professionals. Moreover..." The little patrolman lowered his voice, "If someone messes around like this, what if he has some disease and blood on his body? It's a bit risky."

The leading police officer was stunned: "You are really good, you can even think of this."

"How about this, you come back to the police station with us. We have to investigate the reports of people fighting and brawls. Put on your clothes and let's go."

"Well, the person who called the police should come along too. You are all witnesses. If it is convenient, come together to make a statement."

"You guys drove? That's great. We don't need to call a taxi anymore. The sentry box can't handle it, so we have to go back to the station. You can follow our car. It's not far, only one or two kilometers."

"Xiao Liu, you take the bleeding one to the hospital for treatment. I'll take these three back to the station. After we're done, bring the other person back as well."

Fang Yu and four others followed the patrol car to the police station to take a statement. The statement must have been taken separately. Halfway through, the patrolman concluded that the two men and women who came to catch the adulterer must have been used as guns by these guys.

And the guy named Fang Yu also said it directly. It was he who sent the private message to Wang Youran on Weibo.

This kid is so fucking bad.

However, no matter how bad it is, it does not affect the nature of this matter.

Eh? This is Fang Yu's ID card information...

Check carefully...

We must enforce the law impartially.

But this guy surnamed Huang is really unlucky to have such a girlfriend.

It lasted for more than three hours, and everyone was questioned twice. The young patrolman who had just taken Li Yuxuan to the hospital for bandaging finally came back.

"Wangtou, Wangtou! I have brought the person back, but the situation is a bit complicated." The young patrolman looked relieved that he had survived a disaster.

The old policeman was stunned: "What's going on?"

The little patrolman took out a report secretly and said, "I sent him to get bandaged and asked the hospital to do a 30-minute rapid test. Take a look at the results."

When the old policeman picked it up and took a look, he couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling.

They saw that there were indeed quite a few people of this type, but not many of them were detected right in front of them.

No wonder the regulations state that gloves should be worn when treating the wounds of the injured in an emergency. If gloves are not worn, they must be washed thoroughly after treatment.

Every regulation is a lesson learned through blood.

Within three minutes, all those involved in the interrogation were informed of the incident.

"So...how far have you and her developed?" The female patrol officer who was taking the statement looked at Huang Xiang with some pity and asked a question that had nothing to do with the case at all.

"Ah?" Huang Xiang looked up blankly, "What?"

The young female police officer bit her lip and said, "I mean, how far have you developed? Have you ever had any sexual intercourse?"

Huang Xiang is an honest boy. He stammered, "It didn't develop to that stage. We just held hands."

The female police officer breathed a sigh of relief: "That's not bad. Remember, keeping oneself clean is a good virtue. You are lucky this time."

Huang Xiang: ???
Do you policemen always speak so harshly?

Am I lucky?

The young female police officer knew she had said something wrong, so she said, "Think about it, nothing happened between you and her, which means you have no relationship with her at all. You are not boyfriend and girlfriend at all. If a woman who has nothing to do with you gets into trouble outside, you are not considered cheated, right? Think about it more positively."

Huang Xiang: ??? Are you talking like a human being?
Huang Xiang was about to speak when he heard a roar from outside the inquiry room: "Wang Youran!!! You slut!!! Did you get AIDS from that guy? Fuck you!!!"

Note 1: When training a large model, if the training data is insufficient but the model is trained frequently, it will cause overfitting, which means that the model will rely too much on past experience to deal with new problems and new data.

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