I am the only one who practices magic: I practice magic in the city
Chapter 186 I am the ball tyrant!
Chapter 186 I am the ball tyrant! (Second update)
"The gas in the Coke you drank when you were a kid was from farting, right?"
Meng Guangkang could hardly believe his ears. There was actually a student who dared to speak to him like that! ?
And he's on the school team?
As soon as Fang Yu said this, almost everyone around him turned their heads away, fearing that Meng Guangkang would see their expressions of trying not to laugh.
Meng Guangkang is very concerned about his reputation, is narrow-minded, and has a strong desire for revenge. They don't want to be targeted by Meng Guangkang in the future.
Others may be afraid, but Fang Yu is not. He is almost annoyed with Meng Guangkang these days.
It is better to be enemies with smart bad guys than to be friends with stupid idiots. This is the precious spiritual wealth that Fang Daqiang passed on to Fang Yu.
There is no need to be afraid of smart bad guys. Generally, smart people follow routines. Even if they want to harm you, they often follow the routines and can be prevented.
But being friends with an idiot is deadly, because you never know when he will do something stupid and stab you in the back.
Smart people really cannot understand the thought processes of stupid people, and it is hard to guard against them.
After the incident, the idiot would look innocent and say, "I really mean well. Believe me, I don't have any bad intentions."
You don't have any bad intentions, but you only do bad things.
Just like Meng Guangkang, although he is not popular and almost no one likes him, but if you say he is bad, he is definitely not a bad person, and he works very hard and is quite honest.
He is so stupid.
Stupidity and low IQ are not exactly the same.
Some people can get into college and their academic performance is not bad, but it doesn't mean they are not stupid.
Because solving exam questions and dealing with specific problems at work are two completely different ways of thinking.
When I was in school, no matter how difficult the math problem was, it was definitely clear and there must be a correct solution.
This is not the case at work. The problems you find at work are often not the same as the real problems. In other words, you may not even understand the questions about the problems at work.
Starting to look for solutions without even understanding the problem is the root cause of many mistakes in work.
For the same problem, the reasons behind it may be different, and the solutions are different for different people. How can there be a standard answer?
When they find themselves unable to solve any problem, they start looking for a one-size-fits-all solution to quickly resolve the problem.
In fact, this one-size-fits-all approach cannot solve any problems, but will cause irreparable damage to the company.
For example, some leaders say that they approve employees’ resignations immediately and only care about the results and do not need to care about the employees’ families.
It sounds reasonable, but in management, it is actually very wrong and incompetent.
The essence is that she lacks the most basic management skills, so she can only deal with the problem in this seemingly quick and decisive way.
As for these stupid people, they will first use the ideas they learned in school to solve problems at work, and they always think that there must be a standard solution to a type of problem.
After hitting a wall everywhere, if they suddenly come across a method that seems particularly effective and happens to be understandable to their little brains, they will believe it without a doubt and put it into practice.
Stupid people are generally very stubborn. They stubbornly believe in some specious fallacies that they heard from somewhere and at some unknown time.
Even if he believes in a theory that is correct in certain areas, but this theory is only applicable to some things, they will understand and solve all things according to this theory.
More than two hundred years ago, theologian Bonhoeffer once said that a stupid person may often be very stubborn, but we must not mistakenly think that he is very independent.
When people talk to stupid people, they often feel that it is impossible to have an effective conversation with them. They ignore any logic and have no thinking of proof or reasoning.
When you talk to him, you are not meeting him personally, but a series of slogans and the like. They are unable to distinguish the essence of things, and their brains are unable to accept and understand anything other than slogans.
Therefore, it is impossible for stupid people to be truly kind because they cannot distinguish right from wrong.
Stupidity is essentially a moral defect.
Meng Guangkang, for example, learned about this scoring form in an MBA class. This form was originally a confidential employee scoring method developed by a professor for a domestic company.
After the project was completed, the professor took it to the MBA class to show off how great it was.
It just so happened that Meng Guangkang was really that kind of stupid person. He was usually overwhelmed by things like who to let play, how many minutes they should play, and how to deal with the relationships between players.
Every player claims that he needs more playing time, and every player says that he has xxxx reasons for his poor performance.
What we learn in school is completely unable to cope with actual work problems.
As soon as he saw this thing and heard the professor brag about it, Meng Guangkang felt that this was the lover of his dreams. With this set of methods, how could the team's performance be bad?
It was simply the truth, so Meng Guangkang started promoting its use without thinking twice.
As a result, Guoli sent it to CUBA last season.
He was suspended for a while by Pao Yucheng because his performance was greatly affected. But this time, the Sports Department agreed to let him coach in the inter-school invitational tournament, so he brought this guy out again.
Fang Yu has been feeling extremely disgusted by this idiot these past two days. He has developed a phobia for stupidity and has been wanting to confront him for a long time.
Meng Guangkang's face was livid with anger. He was ignored by Fang Yu during the last assessment match, and was scolded again today, in front of so many people. If he couldn't deal with Fang Yu today, how could he lead the team in the future? Where was his prestige?
"You are fired. Get out now, immediately!" Meng Guangkang raised his eyebrows and pointed at Fang Yu. Seeing Fang Yu still sitting with his legs crossed and not caring at all, he laughed in anger. "You are not leaving, right? If you don't leave, I will notify the school right now and give you a serious warning!"
"As a member of the school team, if you talk back to the coach, I can expel you right now!"
Fang Yu shook his feet, not panicking at all: "You really don't have the ability to do this. Who do you think you are? You need the approval of the Sports Department to expel members of the school team? And you want to give me a serious warning? Ask the school, will the school give me a serious warning now?"
"What are you looking at? If you dare to remove Liu Jiacheng from the list, I will report you to the school right now for seeking revenge for personal gain and only caring about yourself instead of the overall situation."
Ignore the overall situation?
Meng Guangkang felt his head buzzing. Just now he was sarcastically telling Fang Yu to consider the overall situation, but now Fang Yu was the first to say that he didn't consider the overall situation. Who was the overall situation on his side?
Fang Yu looked at Meng Guangkang's confused face and sneered, "Don't believe it? Fine, I'm going to report you for being arrogant and showing off in front of students;"
"Being pretentious with students and overbearing with players;"
"Show off one's abilities, boast of one's achievements, be self-righteous, whitewash one's mistakes, always blame others for the mistakes, and always own the achievements;"
"The door is hard to get in, the face is hard to see, the words are hard to hear;"
“He does not accept criticism from the masses, and never engages in self-criticism.”
"Replacing generals on the battlefield based on personal likes and dislikes, disregarding the honor and disgrace of the country."
"Hey, don't worry. I can make up everything I said for you. No, I can write evidence for the school."
"Why, do you want to continue listening? I still have more than 2,000 words to go."
"Oh, by the way, I'm also going to edit the video footage from the past two days as evidence, and also post a Weibo post. I guarantee you'll become famous overnight."
Meng Guangkang almost fainted after hearing this.
This was the first time that someone had so brazenly framed him in front of him.
The point is, if this guy really wrote a letter of denunciation like this, he might really get himself half killed.
Listening to the words he just used, almost all of them were about what he learned after 1:30 p.m. on weekends.
If he makes up something else, the school will definitely investigate.
By then, there will be shit in your crotch!
I am about to take over the position of head coach of the national team, and I cannot make any mistakes at this time.
This kind of fool is usually strong on the outside but weak on the inside. Meng Guangkang lost his courage and was at a loss. In the end, he could only stare at Fang Yu hatefully and shouted angrily: "All the players on the roster, assemble! The bus at the gate has been waiting for so long, can't you see it?!"
All the players breathed a sigh of relief. Almost every player who passed by Fang Yu winked at him, even Li Haidong, who was specially recruited by Meng Guangkang last year, was no exception.
Their main players will also follow the car to the scene, but they will not be eligible to play.
Everyone looks down on those who report behind others' backs, but if they threaten to report directly in front of the victim, the negative impact will not be that great.
All the other players got on the bus, but Liu Ka-shing stood there stupidly, not knowing whether he should get on or not.
"Come on, get in the car, why are you standing there like an idiot?" Fang Yu put his arm around Liu Jiacheng's shoulders, "Don't worry, I'm here, no one can touch you."
"I am the ball hog!"
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impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Gu Jie looked at the endgame in front of him with a confused look on his face. It was move 140. Orange was playing with white pieces and he was playing with black pieces.
Last year, he lost a total of sixteen games.
But now, this is the second game he has lost to Orange! And all of them were lost in the middle game.
The worst thing is that in the last game, Orange played black and he played white, but he still lost!
You know, last year he played with white 35 times in total. Except for a game he accidentally lost to Lee Se-sil at the end of the year a few days ago, he won the other 34 games, almost creating the myth of being undefeated with white throughout the year!
It’s so weird, this orange’s chess moves are so weird!
Orange, playing with white pieces, started with a rare 3-3 opening. The two-way sticking in this opening pattern would make the opponent's outside position very thick, which was not good for the actual situation.
Basically, the consensus in the Go community today is that if White starts the game at 3-3, it will lose 30 to 40 points. In other words, the winning rate will be very low with this opening.
But this Orange was not like that. He used the three-three pattern right at the beginning, and after climbing a bit in the 14th move, he didn't care about the length of the black pieces at all, but directly split them in the middle in the 16th move!
By the 20th move, the white pieces in the middle and corners formed a connection, and the black pieces were already in great trouble.
At the 72nd move, Orange's flying move almost made Gu Jie vomit blood.
How can it be like this?
Is there such a way?
In fact, after the 72nd move, Gu Jie already felt that the situation was difficult to recover, but he still gritted his teeth and continued to fight with Orange, hoping that his opponent would make mistakes after the middle game.
But this Orange was like a different person. No, not a different person, but he suddenly became the God of Go! He made almost no mistakes!
Moreover, many of the steps taken are patterns that have never appeared in history!
Who is this person?
Or, is he really human?
By now, the game is over.
Gu Jie resigned with a look of regret.
"Another game!" Gu Jie picked up the mouse and was about to request another game, but a big, rough hand snatched the mouse away and closed Gu Jie's laptop screen.
"No, you can't play today! Your match is tomorrow! Don't let your mind get distracted! When you get back, forget about these two games immediately! Adjust your mindset!"
At the critical moment, Qiu Weijie saw that Gu Jie's mind was already unstable, and immediately and decisively ended the game.
"The opponent may not be just one person, but a team or a computer program or something. Don't think about it now. Just finish the games tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Do you hear me?"
It was rare for Qiu Weijie to put on the airs of a senior.
Gu Jie took a deep breath, closed his eyes and calmed himself down.
"Mr. Qiu, I understand. Don't worry, I will definitely win tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!"
(End of this chapter)
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