I am the only one who practices magic: I practice magic in the city

Chapter 11 I don't know magic, I only know magic

Xu Lesheng is such a smart person, he knew what was going on as soon as he heard it.

Originally, Xu Lesheng wanted to send an MC announcement and blessing, but Fang Yu did not agree.

To deal with a little Sith like Li Yuxuan, this lie is enough, there is no need to use too much force.

A few people played dice for a while. Huang Xiang and Wang Youran were the worst at it and drank the most.

Fang Yu noticed that Zhou Siqiao's skills in playing dice were actually very good. He lost many times on purpose, deliberately keeping the number of losses around the average.

"Stop playing, let's go down and dance. Yuxuan, Qiaoqiao, come together." Wang Youran shook her hair and invited everyone to go to the dance floor.

Fang Yu found a young master he was familiar with, gave him a hundred yuan tip, and asked him to order the drinks before leaving the dance floor.

"One for the party, two for the show, three for the MC never say a no!"

"Body! Ready! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!"

“Everybody Fxxking Jump!”

With the rhythm of "dong dong dong dong" and the MC's lead, the atmosphere in the bar became more and more excited, and the dance floor was filled with men and women who were twisting their bodies wildly.

Li Yuxuan and Huang Xiang protected Zhou Siqiao on the left and right, which made Zhou Siqiao feel quite uncomfortable.

Wang Youran looks like a playboy at first glance, with long wavy brown hair, shaking her waist and hips, and having a passionate time with a black uncle.

"Ranran's previous two boyfriends were both Peron students. One of them is said to be the son of a Peron chief." Xu Chen stood on tiptoe and whispered into Fang Yu's ear with a grin.

Fang Yu sneered, having guessed it long ago.

When they first met, he said that Hao Rui's gym smelled too bad, and Wang Youran's face changed drastically. After that, he began to target him intentionally or unintentionally. At that time, he knew that this long-legged girl had a lot of opportunities.

As for whether he is the chief's son...

Not to mention that others don’t know, I guess even the local chief doesn’t know how many sons he has.

"The Great Zhou version of Kardashian. I'll have to toast her a glass later." Fang Yu smiled and put her hand naturally on Xu Chen's waist.

"You're so bad." Xu Chen pinched Fang Yu, but it didn't move. He asked in surprise, "Your waist muscles are so stiff? Are you really a fitness coach?"

Fang Yu said calmly: "That's the external oblique muscle, it's nothing, my other parts are harder, do you want to touch it?"

Xu Chen covered his mouth and chuckled, then raised his hand and hit Fang Yu a few times.

Li Yuxuan was watching from the side, his eyes sparking with anger. He had spent tens of thousands of dollars on Zhou Siqiao, and now he couldn't even hold her hand.

The guy surnamed Fang has known Xu Chen for less than an hour, and he's already hugging his waist?
When it comes to tea art, Zhou Siqiao is undoubtedly the best among the three girls, but in terms of figure and appearance, Xu Chen might be two points better than Zhou Siqiao.

As for Wang Youran, although he is tall, his skin, appearance and body proportions are not very good.

Thinking that the other party was picking up girls simply by stepping on him to get to the top, Li Yuxuan became furious.

In fact, he didn't understand that Fang Yu's ability to quickly get close to Xu Chen had nothing to do with stepping on him or not, it was just that Xu Chen fell in love with Fang Yu.

The so-called sexual tension relies on the management of body shape and appearance, as well as daily speech, behavior, ability and attitude in dealing with things, rather than those little brainwashing and control techniques.

When one has the corresponding sexual tension, for experienced people, achieving a more intimate relationship with the opposite sex does not require a lengthy process.

Just an eye contact interaction can determine whether the other party can communicate effectively.

Same for men and women.

To put it bluntly, boys just need to think about what kind of woman they see that can make them desire them? Then replace these conditions with themselves and everything will be OK.

If you don't want to fall in love or get married, and just want to pursue healthy communication between the two sexes, you really don't need any thoughts or skills.

After dancing a song, Li Yuchen took the opportunity to say to Zhou Siqiao: "Qiaoqiao, go back to the booth and rest for a while."

Zhou Siqiao glanced at Xu Chen who was rubbing against Fang Yu's back and nodded.

She went back to the booth, and Huang Xiang naturally would not continue to stay on the dance floor. He could not dance at all, and he already felt awkward just following the crowd on the dance floor.

Not long after, Wang Youran came back with an angry look on his face.

"What's wrong? Ranran?" Zhou Siqiao asked, "Didn't you dance very well just now?"

Wang Youran poured a glass of wine, drank it all in one gulp, and pretended to be relaxed: "It's okay, I'm just tired from dancing, let me take a break."

She was originally quite interested in the black guy and wanted his contact information, but he said her boobs were too small and didn't even give her his phone number.
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"I'm going to the bathroom." On the dance floor, Xu Chen let go of Fang Yu's waist, his cheeks flushed, the breath he breathed into Fang Yu's ears was hot, and tears seemed to be dripping from his eyes.

Xu Chen took two steps, his body swayed, and turned back to Fang Yu and said, "I seem to be a little drunk, help me go."

Too drunk? I didn't even finish three rounds, and it was watered down whiskey, how could it be too much?
Fang Yu smiled, pulled over a passing young man who was taking orders, and handed him a ten-dollar tip: "Take this beautiful lady to the bathroom."

Xu Chen glared at Fang Yu, bit his lower lip, and angrily followed the young master who took the order.

Fang Yu asked for a cigarette from a customer smoking next to him, lit it up, and took a puff with his eyes squinted.

Fang Yu didn't mind having further contact with Xu Chen. In a sense, Xu Chen and he were actually the same kind of people.

If they are attracted to each other, they will just have some contact, it's a fleeting romance, and then they will part ways and not interfere with each other. They have no other requirements for each other, it's easy and pretty good.

What a pity, I am Wang Youran’s roommate.

If you get some immune diseases from your roommate, the risk will be quite high.

Moreover, the jumpsuit is not easy to operate. Why is the smoke so light? It turns out to be 3 mg of esse, no wonder, pinch it.

When Fang Yu returned to the booth, he saw Huang Xiang finishing a glass of wine with a bitter face, while Li Yuxuan next to him had a look of victory on his face.

"Playing dice? Are you bragging? Add me in." Seeing Huang Xiang's embarrassment, Fang Yu naturally couldn't ignore it.

Li Yuxuan's eyelids were twitching. Before going down to dance, he challenged Fang Yu to a duel for more than ten times and won twice.

Zhou Siqiao pushed the sieve away and said with a nasal tone: "I don't want to play anymore. I have bad luck and always lose. Where's Xu Chen? I just saw that both of you are gone."

"Oh, she went to the bathroom." Fang Yu sat down next to Huang Xiang and forked a carambola from the fruit plate. "I think the wine went down pretty fast. How about ordering another bottle?"

Li Yuxuan's face turned black. Zhou Siqiao glanced at him inconspicuously, turned his head and smiled lightly: "You haven't finished the bottle yet, don't order anymore."

Li Yuxuan quickly changed the subject, took out two rubber bands from his trouser pocket, and called the two girls: "Qiao Qiao, Youran, I'll perform a magic trick for you."

"nobody nobody but you, nobody nobody but you"

Just by listening to the beginning, you can tell that this is nobody from Wonder Girls, the Wonder Girls played by Kim Hyun-A.

This song has been released for seven or eight years, and even now in the year 3061 of the lunar calendar, various mix versions are still one of the reserved songs in many nightclubs.

Not necessarily every day, but you can always hear it once or twice a week.

Fang Yu glanced at the lift catwalk. Eh? Isn't this the Korean JK from before?
Now with full makeup and bunny ears on her head, she is actually a little unrecognizable.

Two girls wearing Korean-style black and white JK short skirts twisted their bodies to the music in front of the microphone, with one leg raised and their index fingers pointing at the audience, a classic move of nobody.

The slightly different thing was that when they pointed at people, they both winked.

Originally, the style of this song and dance was quite playful, but when these two girls danced, why did they look so... erotic?
After careful observation, hmm, it was the fault of the woman I met twice.

Obviously, Fang Yu was not the only one who thought so.

The concentration of hormones in the bar rose sharply, not to mention the LSPs who were drunk or not. Several large screens in the venue kept giving close-ups of this woman.

Fang Yu watched for a while and was a little surprised. Oh, it was actually live singing.

Although there are some original vocal accompaniments, most of the songs are sung by the two girls themselves.

I didn’t expect that he looks like the DS lead dancer and he actually has some singing skills.

The appearance of the Korean JK girl made Fang Yu feel a little better.

He had just scanned the entire club and found that the pretty girls were still the same old acquaintances. He was just about to ask Xu Lesheng for some suggestions on adding some new blood when he saw this girl appear.

Awen has good aesthetic taste. Where did you find this dancer?

After the two girls finished dancing to Nobody, they danced to this year's very popular song Ice Cream Cake.

Not long after Nobody started, Xu Chen came back laughing, greeted Fang Yu indifferently, and sat between Zhou Siqiao and Huang Xiang.

Fang Yu and his friends' booth was not far from the T-stage. After the dance, the girl also saw them. Fang Yu raised his glass and gestured slightly. The girl was stunned and smiled back.

"She's very beautiful. Do you know her?" Xu Chen, who had been secretly paying attention to Fang Yu, asked with a hint of jealousy.

She had just been rejected by Fang Yu, and now seeing Fang Yu seemed to be flirting with others, she couldn't help feeling a little unconvinced.

It's obvious that this woman just put on full makeup, her victory is unfair!
I put on light makeup this morning! I have only touched up my makeup three times so far!

Look at the waist again, look at the legs... emm...

So what if I have a better figure? I am a national undergraduate student now!

"I don't know her." Fang Yu shook his head. "She dances quite well."

Looking at Li Yuxuan next to him, he was holding Zhou Siqiao's hand and performing the "don't blink" show. Then the miracle happened.

"3, 2, 1, snap!" "Look, the rubber band is going from my hand to yours."

Li Yuxuan smiled proudly. It took him a long time to search for teaching videos on the Internet before he learned these little magic tricks.

"Wow, so amazing, how did you do that? Teach me?" Zhou Siqiao rolled his eyes in his heart, but there was a look of surprise on his face.

Boys really don't have any new tricks. This magic trick was performed by a boy for her when she was in junior high school.

Huang Xiang had a constipated expression on his face and poked Fang Yu, "Old Fang, I remember you can do magic, right? Show me one?"

When he was a freshman in college, Fang Yu often used magic tricks in the dormitory to cheat them out of their living expenses.

Zhou Siqiao turned around, eyes sparkling: "Really? That's great, I can be a babysitter, haha."

Fang Yu looked at Huang Xiang speechlessly. You pick up girls, and you want me to show off? People who know you know that you are stupid, and people who don't know you think you are playing NTR.

It's the victim's perspective.

Li Yuxuan was really a little bit traumatized by Fang Yu. He smiled wryly and said, "Coach Fang is well-informed, so he must know a lot of magic tricks, right? Show me one?"

Fang Yu didn't even think about it: "I don't know magic."

Li Yuxuan just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Fang Yu say again, "I only know magic."

"Puff!" Huang Xiang spat out the wine he had just drunk.

Lao Fang, if you want to pretend to be cool, just do it properly. Why do you have to brag about something so fantasy?
(End of this chapter)