Abstraction for a bad world

Chapter 142 Daily Life of the Carbon Water Godfather, Flandre's Request (6k)

Recently, whether it is the training ground where training is in full swing, the library where no one is allowed to enter, or the cafeteria that is crowded at noon and evening every day.

wherever.

People always see a boy with pitch-black spiral horns, less than one meter tall, whose ten years of his age added together are not as big as most people's shoe size, eating from a huge bowl.

Yes, I've been eating.

But it’s not just about eating.

Like, if he comes to training in the morning.

She would stand on a high platform beside her, eating golden oatmeal that seemed to have been added with milk, and reach out to the sweaty boys and girls below.

He would call out one of the people's names and then give some strange instructions.

For example, if he went to the library in the afternoon.

They would put the bowl under their feet, take out the "military quick energy supplement bars" that had no odor, would not disturb others but were hopelessly unpalatable, and stuff them into their mouths one by one.

While eating, he would carefully study the thick book in front of him and take notes meticulously.

According to a strategic priest who was on duty at the library one day, he did not stop eating the entire afternoon, as if the food was some kind of delicacy that would be snatched away at any moment.

The canteen also summoned several more chefs overnight because of him, and the daily consumption of fresh ingredients increased by one-fifth.

That’s right, this scary kid who is always eating in front of people is called the “Carb Godfather”.

——【Carbohydrate Godfather】Yuan Qingzhuo!

At this moment, the godfather of carbohydrates, who had a terrifying appetite, looked extremely pale. He kept backing away in fear, holding up his round belly, and muttered:

"I can't eat any more. I really can't eat any more..."

"No, you have to finish eating the oatmeal you made yourself~"

Rush, holding a small bowl, pressed forward and scooped up the golden oatmeal soaked in angel milk with an iron spoon.

She forced the hot cereal into Yuan Qingzhuo's mouth and said with a smile, "Brother Zhuo, it was you who said we shouldn't waste food."

As he swallowed forcefully, Yuan Qingzhuo fell on the bed, feeling as if his whole body was about to burst.

Yuan Qingzhuo, who was two and a half years old at the time, had lifeless eyes and tears of regret flowed down his cheeks.

If I had known, I shouldn't have asked Rush to make me another bag of cereal before going to bed.

——The cause of the incident can be traced back to half a year ago.

At that time, a year had finally passed, and Yuan Qingzhuo had successfully completed the achievement task of [Cereal Killer].

[Cereal Killer: Seven hundred bags of cereal in one year. Congratulations, Cereal Killer. You have proved to everyone in the monastery with your actions that, at least in childhood, even the great Red Dragon Queen cannot eat more than you!]

[Reward: Growth rate permanently increased by +15%, energy absorption efficiency increased by 20%. ]

And just when he thought that the task of eating and eating was about to come to an end and it was time to do some hard work, the task of eating and eating started again without interruption.

The prompts almost cascade down.

It made Yuan Qingzhuo's expression become subtle.

[Ding! It has been detected that you have completed the first two stages of the achievement tasks "Milk Hunter" and "Cereal Killer". ]

[You have triggered the last link of the achievement mission: Carbon Water Godfather! ]

[Task goal: The amount of carbohydrates consumed within five years must exceed 40000 units, and the daily intake of carbohydrates must not be less than 20 units. ]

[Task Introduction: From the first day you were born, you were determined to become the most gluttonous child in this monastery.

And when you were a baby, you indeed became a "milk hunter" that all other children were ashamed of.

He also traveled through time and defeated the Red Dragon Queen, the most gluttonous person of the same period, earning himself the name "Cereal Killer".

Now, with the blood of dragons and heroes, Caroline's appetite began to grow rapidly during this period. It took her five years to stand at the top of the monastery.

Do you want to challenge her and win the title of "Carb Godfather", or are you willing to be inferior to her and be content with the status quo? 】

[You can choose to accept/reject this task. ]

[Choose to accept, and the last part of the achievement task "Carbohydrate Godfather" will be officially started, and you will get a lot of rewards after completing it. 】

[If you choose not to accept, the achievement mission will end and you will receive a small reward immediately. ]

[Warning: After failing the achievement mission "Carbohydrate Godfather", the access to this achievement will be permanently closed and no rewards will be obtained! ]

To eat as much as you can or not to eat at all, that is the question.

Yuan Qingzhuo's intuition told him that this task was not easy to complete...

Just by seeing the two restrictions, he knew that the difficulty of this task was likely to be terrifying.

This means that within these five years, if you do not consume equal to or more than "20 units" of carbohydrates in a day, the mission will be declared a failure.

But Yuan Qingzhuo is not the kind of person who would retreat easily!
It's definitely not because of the "huge rewards".

With the reputation of "milk hunter" and "cereal killer", Yuan Qingzhuo will definitely become the "carb godfather"!
[You have accepted the last part of the achievement mission - "Carbohydrate Godfather"! ]

After this simple reminder, Yuan Qingzhuo felt tremendous pressure invisibly.

20 units of carbohydrate intake per day... First of all, we need to see what the so-called 20 units are.

"Rush, can you help me get those cereals and water over there?"

"Okay, okay."

After opening his eyes, Yuan Qingzhuo poked the little face of Rush, who was lying on the bed playing with building blocks, and the latter responded repeatedly and jumped down from the bed which was almost half a meter high.

He trotted all the way to the small corner of the double room.

After one year old, most children will move out of the baby hut where dozens of babies live in the same room with almost no privacy.

Normally, there are six people in a dormitory, and there are no longer nuns on duty at any time.

This can not only cultivate children's small collective consciousness and independent ability, but also lay the foundation for future six-person team operations.

But Hara Qingzhuo and Rashi are exceptions.

Ann made an exception and let the two of them live in the same dormitory instead of sharing it with other children.

This is an adjustment made due to the special nature of their bloodline.

Rather, it would be strange if two demonic half-bloods who caused visions on the day of their baptism could live peacefully with other children.

Not to mention minor fights, it would be terrifying if a child was accidentally affected by the heroic legacy and attacked Rush in a daze in the middle of the night.

"It's done, it's done~"

Lash walked carefully to the bedside holding a small bowl, handed the spoon and bowl to Yuan Qingzhuo, and said in a baby voice:

"Brother Zhuo, drink up~"

Yuan Qingzhuo showed a hint of surprise. He didn't expect that Rush had become so smart.

I asked her to get it for me, and she was able to make it for me without knocking over the bowl and bottle!

He touched Rush's little horn: "Thank you."

So Rush smiled brightly and looked at the cereal in the bowl eagerly: "Can I have a bite too..."

"Of course."

As he spoke, Yuan Qingzhuo used a spoon to divide the thick cereal in the bowl into two distinct halves - eating only half would have the same effect.

[You are eating "Golden Cereal", Evolution Energy +3...]

[You have consumed 2 units of carbohydrates. You need to consume 18 units of carbohydrates today. ]

After silently handing the remaining half bowl of cereal to the excited Rush and changing her spoon, Yuan Qingzhuo suddenly felt that he had made a wrong decision.

Only 2 units... That means I have to eat at least five bags of golden oatmeal a day to just meet the minimum daily carbohydrate intake requirement.

Even on the days when I was eating the most cereal, I only ate a little more than three bags of cereal a day.

It's not difficult to eat five bags a day.

The hard part is that I have to eat five bags every day.

Yuan Qingzhuo also made a rough calculation and found that if he wanted to complete the task, he would have to consume about 22 units of carbohydrates per day on average.

If he really only eats 20 units a day, then Yuan Qingzhuo will definitely fail in his mission.

It can be said that the daily intake of 20 units is indeed the system's mercy.

Amid Rush's laughter, he stared heavily at the fifth evolution energy slot marked with "99.99%".

The fourth to fifth evolution energy bar is extremely difficult to fill up. Even Yuan Qingzhuo took a year and a half to almost complete it.

If he doesn’t evolve now, the achievement mission of “Carbohydrate Godfather” will be almost... no, completely impossible for him to complete.

Thinking of this, Yuan Qingzhuo couldn't help laughing out loud - he had never seen a situation where someone was troubled by not being able to eat.

It would be great if the martial arts will had a function that could specifically help digestion...

The two-year-old body now cannot withstand the terrifying consumption of the martial arts will of "crossing the process and reaching the result".

"Rush, get me another bag of cereal."

"Brother Zhuo, if you eat so much, you will become as fat as a ball like the uncle in the cafeteria..."

Rush, who had just finished building the castle with blocks, said a little worriedly.

Yuan Qingzhuo sighed with a complicated expression and jumped off the bed.

Little Rush, who knew nothing about it, thought that he was greedy and couldn't help but steal a bite, but who would have thought that his taste buds had already been covered by the golden cereal and he was just eating to complete the task.

[You are eating "Golden Cereal", Evolution Energy +3...]

After finishing the cereal in the bowl while forcing himself to suppress his fullness, Yuan Qingzhuo looked at the newly refreshed system prompt with a little nervousness.

Now only evolution can help him become the godfather of carbohydrates.

[You have met the conditions for five evolutions, please choose the direction of evolution! ]

[Please note that this evolution is critical, please choose the evolution direction carefully! ]

[1. Adolescent Human Beast: Growth rate is greatly enhanced, digestive capacity is greatly enhanced, making you gain stronger physical and mental strength at the same age. ]

[2. Devil Knight: The demon blood in your body will be purified for the fifth time, your body structure will change, and you will definitely obtain a random high-quality "inheritance" (evolvable).] [3. Hero Descendant: Obtain the complete inheritance of a certain hero, and your growth rate and talent will be greatly improved! (Evolvable).]

Yuan Qingzhuo's gaze fell on the first option without any hesitation.

Now, it seems that he has some choices, but in fact, he has no choice and no way out!
I eat eat eat!
But before he could confirm it with his mind, the text options in front of him changed again.

[It is detected that you are less than three years old. The reward for this evolution has increased significantly...]

[Detected that you have completed three achievements and have 51 milestones. The rewards for this evolution have increased...]

[Now, the light of hope for the future, please choose your evolutionary direction! ]

[1. Human beast: The growth rate is greatly increased, and the digestive ability is greatly enhanced, which enables you to gain stronger physical and mental strength at the same age. As you age, the growth rate of physical and mental strength will become greater and greater.]

[2. Demon Lord: The demon blood in your body will be greatly purified, your body structure will undergo a significant benign change, and you will definitely obtain high-quality "inheritance" (evolvable) of the combat/support type (optional). ]

[3. Hero's Gift: You can choose the complete inheritance of one of the ten well-known heroes on the combat side/support side (optional), and your growth speed and talent will be greatly improved! (Evolvable).]

Yuan Qingzhuo held his breath.

For a moment, he wanted to choose [Hero's Gift].

Because this option provides too much opportunity for independent choice.

If [Demon Lord] is equivalent to a single draw in a specified direction, then [Hero's Gift] is a ten-draw in a specified direction, and the inheritance with the best quality is selected from these ten draws.

However, he possesses the twins of the other side, so the most tempting blood purification among the [Demon Lord] is not very attractive to Yuan Qingzhuo.

——Choose the direction of evolution [Hero's Gift]!
That's how it should be.

Yuan Qingzhuo silently added bricks and tiles to Rush's small castle, and also silently chose the first evolutionary direction [Human Beast].

Otherwise, the mission of becoming the “Carb Godfather” would be almost impossible to accomplish.

So, can we only pray that the achievement tasks can really give "huge rewards"?
No, that's not the case.

Yuan Qingzhuo stretched out his hand and placed the miniature throne in the center of the castle, and heard cheers from Rush beside him.

——Who says that inheritance can only be given by evolution or by God?

If this is the case, then where did the inheritance of those heroes who originally served as the source of the inheritance come from?

There is only one answer.

--study.

Go to the training ground to observe swordplay and guess the melee skills of this world; go to the library to read books and learn how to use techniques... Who says you can't learn skills without relying on the system?
[You have chosen the evolutionary direction "Human Beast"! ]

【Your body has become stronger! 】

【Your soul has become stronger! 】

[Your growth rate has greatly increased, and your digestive ability has greatly increased. ]

[Your current age is 2 years old, and your physical and mental growth rates are increased by 20%. ]

【Your aura becomes more powerful. 】

[The credibility of your words increases, and weak creatures will believe in your words unconditionally. ]

"Brother Zhuo...?"

Just as he was about to pull Yuan Qingzhuo to celebrate the completion of the building block castle, Lash tilted his head and carefully tapped Yuan Qingzhuo's arm: "Why do you feel a little scary, Lash?"

"illusion."

Yuan Qingzhuo smiled and spread his hands, took the storybook on the bedside, took the building block castle off the bed, and patted the pillow: "It's so late, little Rush should go to bed too."

The moment he saw Yuan Qingzhuo pick up the storybook, all the insignificant doubts in Rush's eyes disappeared.

Because it’s time for her favorite bedtime story!

Rush crawled into the bed, covering her shoulders tightly with her head sticking out. She looked at Yuan Qingzhuo with shining eyes: "What's the story today?"

"Today, I will tell you the story of a saint who will save people no matter how many times she has to do it again..."

As Yuan Qingzhuo read softly, Rush closed his eyes and slowly fell into the world full of hope and love in the epic story.

Time returns to the present.

Two and a half year old Yuan Qingzhuo recalled how Rush had stuffed a whole bowl of cereal into his stomach last night. He then looked at the identical breakfast in the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth spoonful by spoonful, tastelessly.

[You are eating "Angel Cereal", evolution energy +5+5...]

While eating cereal, Yuan Qingzhuo was also concentrating on staring at a group of young boys and girls who had already started independent training not far away.

Now is the time to use your brain!

My mind races, analyzing the shortcomings and deficiencies in their actions, and then thinking about how to make up for and resolve them.

While eating, the brain's CPU is also running rapidly to consume energy, which makes you hungrier faster and allows you to eat more food.

Yuan Qingzhuo would like to call this method - eating and defecating at the same time!
"Oh, yes, the one with blond hair, yes, yes, yes! Don't look at others, it's you!"

Yuan Qingzhuo drank the last mouthful of cereal, pointed at a blond boy who was looking around and said loudly,

"Your backhand is weak, your forehand is not good, your steps are loose, your reactions are slow, and you can't even put together the most basic framework. None of your moves are decent. You still want to become a formal knight before the end of this year? Go and dream on!"

"Come, I'll teach you how to..."

The blond boy couldn't hear what was said afterwards.

Being taught a lesson in public by a little kid in such a huge training ground, even though he had been recognized by most of the trainees, proving that he did have the ability in swordsmanship and what he said did help everyone improve their strength.

Even so!
There was no way a twelve-year-old blond boy could endure the humiliation of being humiliated in public by a child who was not even as tall as his thighs!

So, with his face flushed and his mind unclear, he strode to Yuan Qingzhuo, who was already thinking about what to eat for lunch, holding the nylon sword he used for training, pointed at him and shouted:
"What kind of hero are you if you can only talk big? If you are a man, pick up the sword and fight me!"

Two and a half years old Yuan Qingzhuo:?

Other twelve-year-old boys and girls:?
Suddenly, someone sneered and said:
"Amy, you have the nerve to do that! You are no older than me, and you were still wetting the bed when you were two and a half!"

"That's right. Besides, the Godfather of Carbonated Water just finished his breakfast!"

"Tsk, the Godfather of Carbon Water gave you some good advice, but you still got angry. You let the two-and-a-half-year-old Godfather fight with you, or you just bite him with your mouth?"

The onlookers immediately booed, causing the blond boy Amy's face to turn red as liver. He was shaking all over and realized that he was very stupid.

But there's nothing I can do, the words are out.

So he could only throw the sword in front of Yuan Qingzhuo's toes like a broken jar and yelled: "Yuan Qingzhuo! What's the use of talking without practice! Do you dare to take the sword?"

"Well……"

Yuan Qingzhuo rubbed his stomach and opened his personal panel.

【Original Cleansing】

【Age: Two years and seven months】

[Rank: Zero Rank]

[Physique: 102]

[Soul Strength: ∞]

[Blessing: Blessing of the Saint of Reincarnation, Twins on the Other Shore]

[Achievements: Hell Start, Milk Hunter, Cereal Killer]

[Number of evolutions: 5]

[Evolution progress bar: 29%]

Ever since he ordered [Human Beast] to eat more and more, and with the powerful efforts of [Twins on the Other Side], Yuan Qingzhuo not only felt that the purity of his blood was about to touch the threshold of [Nobility], but his physical fitness was also increasing at an absurd speed.

To this day, his horrifying physique has reached a total of 102 points.

If you have no idea about this now, Yuan Qingzhuo estimates that the physical fitness of the twelve-year-old apprentice knight named Amy is around 90 points.

In other words, the physical fitness of the two and a half year old Yuan Qingzhuo has surpassed that of an average twelve year old apprentice knight.

Thinking of this, Yuan Qingzhuo put the bowl aside, stood up, and looked up calmly:
"Okay, then let's just treat it as a little exercise to help digestion after dinner."

Under the incredulous gazes of the crowd, Yuan Qingzhuo picked up the sword and smiled at Amy, "That's enough."

Amy had never expected that Yuan Qingzhuo would really dare to pick up the sword. His expression changed several times. Finally, he made up his mind to add more water so as not to hurt him. He gritted his teeth and said:
"Well, you're a man!"

Then, knowing that he was in the wrong, the apprentice knight swore an oath in front of everyone:

"——If I lose this competition, I will call you father right there and then, and I will respect you, Yuan Qingzhuo, as my boss from now on. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the atmosphere around the training ground suddenly became cheerful.

But no one thought that Amy would really lose, after all, there was a difference in age and body size.

But three minutes later...

In the dead silence of the training ground, Amy fell to the ground with the hilt of the sword falling out of her hand. She looked around blankly at the others who were also confused.

Finally, the boy, who was as stiff as a corpse, yelled out in grievance and heartbreak, as if he had recognized the reality:

"--Father!"

"Hey! Here it is!"

Yuan Qingzhuo responded happily - I don't think many people would refuse to have a fight and then adopt a godson.

Rush, who was about to deliver Flandel's message, scratched his horn in confusion - Zhuo Ge was obviously so much shorter, why did the boy call Zhuo Ge father?
Ah, my head itches, I feel like I’m going to grow a brain.

Rush simply stopped thinking about it and ran happily to the training ground and came to Yuan Qingzhuo's side without saying a word.

Amy, who was slumped on the ground, looked at Yuan Qingzhuo with an incredulous look again, and then shouted in pain:
"--Mother!"

Yuan Qingzhuo:?

"Brother Zhuo, Sister Flandre said that if you are free, you should go to her right away. She said she has something very important to tell you."

Rush, who seemed a little timid under the gaze of everyone, tugged at Yuan Qingzhuo's sleeve and spoke softly.

"I see."

Yuan Qingzhuo nodded, and then heard Rush's innocent question:
"Also, why does this brother call me mom?"

(End of this chapter)