It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 692 [110] The Experimental Subject of the Shadow Beast Assassin
Liu Mengxiang is a well-known public intellectual and colonizer in Haihu District.

He published a memorial article on the front page of the Huanshicheng Daily, titled "Mr. Ai Yangding: A Martyr for Civilization".

"Just before Mr. Ai Yangding was murdered, the Night Dragon Society had issued a 'relocation warning' to Haihu District! This is not a coincidence, it is intimidation! It is murder!"

"It wasn't the Yin Beast that killed Mr. Ai Yangding, but an assassin from the Night Dragon Society! Mr. Ai Yangding's soul has already been taken to Heaven by angels!"

"When he was alive, he was the lighthouse of Haito Ward; when he passed away, an angel personally descended and led him to the eternal land of civilization. This was God's grace to Haito Ward, not punishment!"

In addition to newspapers, Liu Mengxiang also incited panic and created division in his column program "Gao Hua Night Talk".

Of course, this program is commonly known as "Colombian Dream Talk" in Dongcheng District...

"Mr. Ai Yangding's fate today is the fate of everyone in Dongcheng tomorrow! If we don't align ourselves with civilization in time, violence will devour every family! Dongcheng under the Night Dragon Society's rule doesn't even have a police force. Who do you expect to protect us?"

"Even if everyone in Dongcheng dies, the Night Dragon Society won't care! They'll just mix your ashes into the concrete of the Eco Tower! Only Haihu District is a refuge for civilized people! Don't stop, go to the West! Only there can you find true civilization!"

"The situation is dangerous. Every household in Haihu should purchase the exclusive security services of the Special Police City Police! The Chief of Police personally recommends it. Although the price is high, life is priceless. Mr. Ai Yangding is a cautionary tale!"

The second half of the program turned into a special sales area for security guards and insurance companies.

A large group of people emerged from the recording center, surrounding Liu Mengxiang. He was surrounded by bodyguards, his agent, script supervisor, makeup artist, and more…

As Liu Mengxiang was adjusting his high-end tie, a dark cloud suddenly appeared at the edge of his field of vision below the setting sun, and it was moving rapidly.

Ah! Could it be the black mist that killed Ai Yangding?!

But I am the company's breeder 'Liu Mengxiang-02', and there are countless backups. Qin Jiandan has already sent someone to kill me once before. What's the point of killing me again? Isn't killing me the same as not killing me at all?

Before he could think it through, a huge amount of black sand poured over Liu Mengxiang's head, turning him and his team into black people from head to toe.

"Cough, cough... This is... this is phlogiston ash!?"

A whole truckload of phlogiston ash was suddenly dumped on their heads through the comical ghost's subspace.

Zhou Tiannao, riding a truck and wearing a Doraemon trench coat, briefly appeared, laughing as he announced to them: "This is a gift from the young master of the Night Dragon Society! You dog-shit colonists are not worth killing. As long as the dogs live, the dog shit will never end! You should pray you don't get phlox disease! Hahahaha!"

Zhou Tiannao then disappeared into subspace, leaving behind a team of colonists who were cursing and scrambling to find water to wash themselves.

"Colombian Dream Talk" was therefore suspended for 10 days.

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The eldest brother descended from the sky and strode into the clinic.

Tiger Fool was holding Mole Man's daughter, Digging Dig, while getting her eye checked by Doctor Li when Ouyang Suixing suddenly barged in, startling him.

"Senior Brother, why aren't you leading the Anomaly Group in District 11? What are you doing here at headquarters all of a sudden?"

Ouyang Suixing harbored rebellious intentions, and he must not be allowed to know that his master is now seriously ill and in hibernation, otherwise it would be detrimental to the young master.

It snows for a long time in the outer city, but the eldest brother still exposes his muscles all over, wearing only a pair of fluorescent pink swimming trunks.

Tiger Fool and Doctor Li were used to him being like this, but Digger had never seen him before and innocently asked, "This uncle is only wearing a pair of shorts, doesn't he feel cold?"

Ouyang Suixing glanced at Juejuezi—the little girl's face clearly had mole features, she wore fixed thick sunglasses, and the ends of her two hands showed the shape of mole's forepaws.

"Oh... this is the one people are talking about, the Tiger Fool's daughter?"

Sitting behind the examination table, Doctor Li said unhurriedly, "This is Juejuezi. I just finished treating her. Brother Ouyang, is there something you need for your sudden visit?"

Tiger Fool picked up the little girl and put her on his lap, saying, "This is Daddy's eldest brother, quickly call him Uncle Ouyang!"

The little boy called out in a childish voice, "Uncle Ouyang." Ouyang Suixing seemed to be less adept at dealing with children and only gave a perfunctory reply.

"Where is Qin Jiandan? Quickly, bring Qin Jiandan out!"

Tiger Fool's expression showed slight displeasure. "Sword Pill is now the young master of the Night Dragon Society. He calls you senior brother out of the affection between our sects, but that doesn't mean we can call him by his name directly."

Doctor Li asked, "Jian Dan isn't a regular at the clinic. He's often at the intelligence department. Why don't you go directly to the intelligence department to find him?"

Ouyang Suixing immediately showed a look of utter disgust. "There are so many women in the intelligence department... I hate women. Have Qin Jiandan come here to see me!"

Juejuezi tilted his head back on Huchi's lap and said, "Why does Uncle Ouyang hate women? I heard Anna's mother and Dr. Pera say that men who hate women are all gay!"

Tiger quickly covered his daughter's mouth, telling her to stop talking.

A short while later, Dr. Li summoned Qin Jiandan via the alarm bracelet communication system. The meeting place was changed to the tea room inside the clinic, where no unauthorized personnel were allowed to enter or leave. Juejuezi had also been sent out by Huchi to play with Aunt He.

Qin Jiandan wasn't particularly surprised to see his senior brother sitting next to Hu Chi. He waved to him politely.

"Senior Brother, what brings you here for a visit? How have you been lately?"

"Don't pretend to care about me!" Ouyang Suixing cursed. "Was I attacked by a Yin Beast today because you sent it?"

Qin Jiandan was secretly delighted, but pretended not to know anything on the surface.

"What makes you say that, Senior Brother? What gives me the right to send out Yin Beasts? And why would I allow them to ambush you?"

"Pah!" Ouyang Suixing slammed down the tea that Doctor Li had just handed him. "I was in the toilet when I was ambushed. I hadn't even finished taking a dump before I had to get up and fight!"

Tiger Fool cautiously asked, "Then we'll probably have to hire someone to clean the toilet, right?"

“No need,” the senior brother replied. “I usually just squat in the wilderness to poop. Recently, Nian will make peace with us. I’m itching to go back to the Endless Desert to beat up Yin Beasts and practice my skills, but I didn’t expect a Yin Beast to suddenly come looking for me!”

Qin Jiandan asked with a smile, "That Yin Beast must have been killed by Senior Brother, right? I knew Senior Brother would be alright."

"Nonsense! You sent the Yin Beast!" Ouyang Suixing picked up his teacup and drank it all in one gulp. "You can't fool me. I smelled your scent on that Yin Beast... You used Time Overwrite on him, hypnotized him, didn't you?"

After confirming that no one was around, Qin Jiandan nodded in agreement.

“That’s right, I sent the Yin Beast there to avoid alerting the enemy. I didn’t send the Yin Beast to find the enemy, but instead sent it to find my senior brother, who would be in no danger.”

"Damn it, aren't you worried I'll get killed by the Yin Beast?"

Qin Jiandan burst into laughter. "Senior Brother is wise and mighty. Apart from Master, he is invincible. Even if he gave me one-tenth of his power, he would still be half a point stronger than me. I can fight five or six Yin Beasts single-handedly without being at a disadvantage. Would Senior Brother be afraid of just one Yin Beast?"

This round of flattery made Ouyang Suixing feel quite comfortable. He was still a little intimidated by the word "master."

"After activating the Steel Armor Breathing Technique, using Time Overwrite actually allows me to command Yin Beasts to do things for me... How much time density does each hypnosis session consume?"

Qin Jiandan honestly replied, "30 per time."

“30…” Ouyang Suixing pondered for a moment, “I’m afraid only someone like you, a primitive being, could afford to use Yin Beast hypnosis so extravagantly. Hmm? Your time density seems to have changed again?”

Qin Jiandan nodded: "I recently discovered that once the number of people using Quantum Harvest exceeds 100, the time density limit will increase by 1 point."

Ouyang Suixing was taken aback at first, then burst into laughter.

"Is this even possible? I don't like women, so this kind of thing will never be my turn. Then you should keep working hard and try to go from 100 quantum wives to 1 quantum wives. That way, you'll have a time density of 200, and you can more luxuriously send out shadow beasts to eliminate enemies!"

Ouyang Suixing asked Doctor Li for another cup of tea, and after drinking it, she ran out the door at lightning speed.

"Do whatever you want. But next time... don't let that ghost beast disturb me while I'm taking a dump!"

After Ouyang Suixing left, Doctor Li, Hu Chi, and Qin Jiandan discussed for a while the usage of Yin Beast Assassins.

Qin Jiandan was more concerned about whether the amethyst elixir that Doctor Li was researching could cure her master's lung cancer and wake him up from the hibernation pod.

Dr. Li tilted his head back in his seat, his glasses reflecting a white light.

"The amethyst liquid we have is what the company uses to power the Purple Blade Crystal Energy Sword. It's been specially modified for energy supply. To make it fulfill its wish, it must undergo some kind of reverse restoration... Speaking of which, the energy density of the amethyst liquid is abnormally high."

"You all know about something called petroleum on Earth, right? The energy density of Amethyst Elixir is 1 times that of petroleum!"

Qin Jiandan quickly stopped them: "Don't mention the keyword 'oil'! What if the US military attacks Huan Shi City from across time and space!?"

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